"I'm not chicken, you're a turkey!"

[DustinGunn]

why does no one come up to me and offer me free joints

[Keiferm1]

I guess the turkey.

*puts on glasses*

Is baked.

[tech9393]

I remember I had no idea what the hell this commercial was talking about. Great job, I was exposed to drugs at 3 years old.

[lidlindian]

@DeathnoteBB That was one turkey you baked there =O So do you need another antidrug campaign or just medicating to cure ass cancer?

[CODamnweregood]

Press 6 for the best line in the whole vid lololol

[MinusMan561]

Scootaloo: IM NOT A CHICKEN, YOU ARE A TURKEY

[cyhill99]

get a pizza after we smoke those joints

[nbaballa867]

Oh, bitch got owned!

[whydoyoukeeptalking]

i got 99 problems and a bitch is one.

[redsawdom]

Them 7 year old drug dealers a real menace to society

[Powerman33]

Those joints were pretty thin. Was anything even in those?

[eternalgracenote]

GET SOME WHITE CASTLE!!! (Get reeeaaaaalll!!!!)

[RandomHero486]

1) He'd get beat up for snitchin'

2) He'd get beat up for snitchin'

3) He'd get beat up for callin' that nigga a turkey

[BigBenjaa]

Actually, get a pizza, shit tastes great when high.

[FOXGotMeBanned]

R.I.P Billy Sleeze (1982-1993)

[banderweir]

I'd smoke one with Michaelangelo anytime...

[TheApplescout]

those kids are like 4 years old WTF

[The4thGuy]

"GET REAL."

That's exactly what I have to say towards this PSA. What are they, fucking stupid?

[MrJaxreid]

wow.... that was cosmic

[nickrod32]

Get a teacher YEA get a pizza YEA and pass that shit around

[cainmike23]

Honestly get a pizza was the correct choice. I mean if my dealer pulled out 3 joints and said smoke I'd make a pizza

[GBDazzler]

Take the joints, smoke that shit and then get a pizza.

[GoldenArc]

I don't remember encountering any drug dealers in elementary school and I was probably in it around the time this aired.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Donatello: "He's right, drug dealers are dorks! Don't even talk 'em! Like ever! Because they talk crazy stuff that's not true. Like, don't let them tell you they sell their shit to the Ninja Turtles. They're... uh... ya know... probably just messed up on drugs. Or something."

[bigboydubstep]

get the joints-smoke with a teacher -get a pizza-kow-a-bong-a-insult the guy who made it all happen

[chopstick223]

Guys theres sliblimnal messages in this comerical.

They are as follows

Get 3 joints get a pizza then some chicken and then a turkey.

Well atleast thats what I got out of this...

[blahblahblah5780]

There shall never be a comeback as great as that

[THExWEIRDxGIRL]

"YOUR A TURKEY"!

the kid dosn't even know how weird that sounds, like calling someone a douche canoe... (i love you matt g)!!!lol

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@THExWEIRDxGIRL I use to say that all the time.

[TheSevenCamels]

yeah, he could have resold it for a profit!

[RobTFirefly]

You just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep...

[mplsmn1975]

The correct answer would be "Get a pizza." Pot gives you the munchies after all.

[raiddarick]

all those kids are stoned out of their minds, how else do you explain them talking to a t.v. set full of talking turtles in ninja attire hahaha

[therealkraas]

"Joey's in a jam! What should he do?!"

Uh...buy the Turtle Lair Playset?

[hemanlovepackes]

get a pizza for munchies

[mikecappa]

those were the sketchiest lookin joint's i've seen

[TheEscapedBalloon]

Where does a kid his age get drugs, or know how to use them? He must be like 11.

[yahooizzle]

@TheEscapedBalloon your mother

[AnthraxInjections]

was that kid in grade 3? wtf.

[ollycu36000]

If it wasn't for weed, those ninja turtles wouldn't have been created!

[thebigday000]

That kid rolls shitty doobz.

[boofdfast]

If this ad was made in the 70's... Joey woulda called him a "JIVE" turkey. LOL :P

[ElTantaran86]

Michelangelo had the right idea

[mmmmmmmmmm9999]

I would've really had liked to see that dealer ram those poorly made joints up Joey's stupid f#%king ass after having delivered such a godawful retort.

[Tylerandhisbass]

I thought this meant dorks=drug dealers also.

I got a lot of kids in trouble with this ad.

[TheHighdude420]

joey should get that pizza for the fucking munchies

[horseytown]

What I find interesting is the media, while drawing up this government propaganda aimed at children, sees no contradiction in its chosen spokesmen for law order being vigilantes who live off the grid and surface from the underground only to pummel human civilians they personally deem to be criminals. In fact, the film that spawned this Reagan-Bush friendly cartoon show ends with one of their compatriots activating a garbage truck's packing blade and crushing to death the villain...

[horseytown]

who had been thrown into the truck's hopper by their leader. (I believe that you learn in the lucrative sequel that said villain did not actually die, but as far as Casey Jones knew at the time he was crushing a man to death inside a garbage truck).

This sort of extrajudicial murder is widely accepted as "kid friendly" and those carrying out such grisly acts are violence are routinely tapped for pro-conformity and law and order PSAs with anti-drug messages.

[yexey]

what shitty spliffs

how are you meant to get kids addicted if you're so stingy

[aborigene7]

0:17 GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!Arnold when he was young,,

[Bucketheadhead]

What a dumb kid, he shoulda sparked that shit up, got the munchies and then munched up all the pizza chicken turkey mcvities digestives and whatever other shit you find in the cupboard up!

[AkwardSituations]

Rolling perfect joints in 4th grade. nice.

[fixedupdice]

im not a chicken, im a turkey... hold up, let me try that again... im not a turtle, youre a pizza... dammit!

[MsRw12]

LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

[beta447]

Eating pizza causes the release of endorphins and dopamine. The cheese at McDonalds has chemicals on it that activates the opiate receptor directly. I wonder what industries sponsored this commercial? Anyone who thinks you can't get high off of food doesn't know much about the brain they're not using.

[jmj540]

Billy Sleeze found this video and disliked it from his grave.

[ArmedWithACamera]

You should listen to young Macaulay Culkin and "GET OUTTA THERE"

[kimberly0959]

GET A PIZZA

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

sweet ass mullet

[boofdfast]

"Get a teacher!!"..... what a fucking snitch.

[smooshpopper2]

R.I.P. Billy Sleeze

[MrCrunkJoose]

Michelangelo: "light that shit up and get a pizza!"

[c0mbineelite]

@MrCrunkJoose LOL my thoughts exactly!

[regarizelT]

kowa-BONG-a!

[marsvolta1386]

yeah get a pizza after he smokes that joint lol

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

I'm proud of how well the older kid enunciates 'marijuana'!

[mksr12]

The govt is the biggest drug dealer. What a bunch of dorks.

[Dahenny12]

GET OUTTA THERE!!!!

[Jayspoon]

Get High, Then Get a Pizza and a Turkey! wtf? man we had some lame commercial's when i was a kid...

[naniktiky]

LMAO GET A PIZZA

[DetectiveSneakyc]

Wow....

[WNxFish]

Getting a pizza would be much more fun if you were high. . .

[ghezalA]

Lmaaao, I know right ;)

[ghezalA]

I'd get a pizza.

[LeroyBanks]

3 joints? yes please

[darkscope2]

lol how ironic that the ninja turtles are anti-drugs, yet they wouldn't exist if their creator didn't hallucinate them

[TheNewNumberTw0]

That kid played Alexander, Worf's son on Star trek TNG.

[jambazeus]

...Aren't turkeys bigger than chickens? Poor kid is gonna get beat up. :(

[chloweful]

oh.... wow

[gc1282]

TURTLE POWER !

[gc1282]

hahahah brings back memories ... :(

[stevostevie]

"Im not a chicken, I'm Rick James bitch!"

[veryshortname]

fuck yah michalagalo or however you spell it get a pizza, what a stoner thing to say

[emeraldscales]

So many Saturday morning cartoon memories. I hope the Ninja Turtles were there for that kid when he got his ass kicked later on in the day.

[TheEpicRofler]

I'm joking man, fucking pre-rolled joints? Gimme that shit, man!

[iammaxhailme]

I'M NOT CHICKEN, YOU'RE A TURKEY!

[Johnnyboom1]

The Most Epic Comeback

[Gunfire99]

He really should have gotten that pizza.

[awesomeon]

0:06, Is that the garbage day guy ?!?!?!?

[aquaSlime]

haha maybe its time for a remix?

[EvilTediz597]

Hmm...Sounds like a squirrel getting his nuts squeezed.

[boofdfast]

@EvilTediz597 Uh, how would you know?..... lemme find out, you molest lil squirrels. LOL ;)

[EvilTediz597]

@boofdfast

Haha, Tediz kill them, not molest them.

Actually that comment was a response to awesomeon. He said "Is that the Garbage Day Guy?" and I made a reference to Silent Night Deadly Night 2.

Look it up, it's a crazy movie.

[boofdfast]

@EvilTediz597 I know........... I was just joking with ya. lol ;)

[EvilTediz597]

@boofdfast

You're a turkey.

[boofdfast]

@EvilTediz597 I'd rather be a turkey, than a dumbass... dumbass.

[godzgrl95]

@awesomeon HOLY CRAP IT TOTALLY IS THE GARBAGE DAY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[epag46]

mmmm chicken and turkey

[Gregorz]

dude don't smoke weed maaaan

[Sovul]

three joints goddamn

[noonelikesfire]

idk i find most pot dealers to be p. chill

[Z164749]

Litle known fact, but the turtles got busted with weed back in the '90s and had to do this commercial as their part of their sentencing.

[cheesylard]

hahaha that SUCKS

[sludgeco]

drug dealers are dorks, don't talk to them

[Bjork15]

hHhhahahaha

[RespectShmaa]

haha the turtles are high as hell....

[rrearleii]

that is SO rude. if someone offers you THREE joints, you thank him and reciprocate. and get a pizza.

[mikecappa]

@rrearleii hahaha yessss

[Ihateyoufubealot]

you get the pizza after smoking the MARIJUANA!

[MajorCOW]

COWABUNGA!

[eviltomnook]

"Get a pizza!" 2nding this

[IneptTroopr]

RIP Billy Sleaze :(

No man, woman or child could ever survive such a cosmic comeback

[appamomoEX12]

the titanic music made that soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

[FoxyMamaRox]

XD I got in trouble for laughing at this on drug free day at school. Years later, it's still incredibly silly....

[caca790851]

POT

[sksk2]

Hahahahah I swear that every anti-drug commercial/ad has been hilarious.

[tankianchic930]

lolol not only would the whole your a turkey bit not of worked... but since when are like 8 year olds pushing pot?

[vladutz8]

stupid kid, turning down free shit. Give it to me, i want it!

[ILoooooveCamels]

You totally missed the point, and are, by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles standards, a turkey and a dork.

[crocetti1984]

Shouldn't he get the pizza only AFTER he smoked the weed? Geez, think for once, Michaelangelo! Lol.

[zrobeast]

That kid got pwned big time!

[eternalgracenote]

Fucking kids giving this shit away for free!? THAT SHIT AIN'T CHEAP!

[madtownmadman]

@eternalgracenote Well, THAT shit probably was... Fucking schwag. Pinner-ass joints, too. Might as well roll and smoke an empty zag.

[Axisband00]

@eternalgracenote

and that's why all pot heads are broke as fuck

[bigbowlowrong]

hahaha

[caterpillarnut]

How the fuck do you get joints rolled that good when you're barely old enough to write your own name?

[ALANFROMTJ]

i should've used that comeback with the drug dealers i grew up with... would've worked like a charm, right?!

[metalbox1000]

Memories lol. I wonder what year this was?

[ageofmyhate]

hey what's wrong with getting high and eating a pizza it the best dam thing in the world

[rossmathews]

Haha, that was the first thing I thought, Michelangelo had the right idea

[rossmathews]

Haha, that was the first thing I thought, Michelangelo had the right idea

[blakethebassist16]

LMAO, I bet that kid that refused grew up and smoked weed

[brownsora]

WOW, NICE COMEBACK KID

[ninjachipmonk]

What the fuck?

[vasouljah77]

oh my god!!!!!!!  old skool!!!!!

[ichsuka]

LOL

[Sakurakura]

That's a great video. =D

[SantaChrist]

Oh my god! Not only do I remember that commercial, I even went to school with the "Dealer"! His name was Jake, he had moved to new york from california. At first, I was one of the only ones who talked to him. A few weeks after joining our class, the commercial aired and the next day everyone was asking him if that was really him. We never hung out anymore after that. "Fame" changes everything, huh?

[seraphim1983]

haha i remember that commercial!

[FredIsMyHero]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this.

[EtCom]

owned

[metrocard155]

roffle