Ace Ventura - The Funniest Lines...

[boomwolf999]

Kinda Hot in these Rhinos. . .

[StanleySweet14]

His hair got even bigger in the second movie =)

[Dilljr83]

ONLY THIS...AAAAAHHHHHHHHH_______AA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[14daxter]

I can't believe you missed out 'I've come to confess...I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll ' xD haha nevertheless epic video!

[blackthunder69bobmi]

Happy birthday Jim !!

[basharrimawiful]

la hooo sa heeer xD

[iiiSinner]

This just made me want to watch the movie again. o:

[meyersb16]

I love you.

[14ghost65]

what lines AREN'T funny?

[mackiemachine3]

hmmm, i dunno, you forgot about 2 and a half hours of footage..

[TheLeftoverChicken]

FUNNIEST LINE: 1:57

[HUNKINS1998]

Only seen the edited tv version, this is different

[EyeSooGuy]

I remember both of AV - hilarious quotes from the mid-1990s.

[MIKEYice91]

"Martha Matts? Oh yeah, the bitch!"

[lynwood99000]

Do not past go no not collect 200 dollars!!!

[miami2881]

Ray Finkle disliked this

[josephmeza100000]

3:45

3:50

5:24

[josephmeza100000]

3:45

3:50

[station9firefighter]

*Whistle* HALF TIME!!!

[akuma4u]

what? no bumblebee tuna?

[LegallyJBHockeyLover]

whose the dumbass that disliked this! AMAZING SHIT RIGHT HERE! <3

[cheekypants321]

GOTTA PACKAGE PEOPLE

[twiceborn00]

5:02 johnny bravo

[crazykids123456]

excause me, your balls are showing

[elFlakation]

Do not! GET IN THERE...WHOOO!!

[hahulee]

1 bug dislikes

[crf150yo]

ahhhhhahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhaaahhhh­aaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhll­llllllllrrrrrrriiiiiigghhhtttt­tyyy thennnnnn.

[TheAustralian47]

2:44 HAHA, lol. Good question.

[Chazbc]

Why isn't this video 86 minutes long?

[8CaptainHowdy]

LOL, ran it back in reverse.

[Rtyzd09]

REHEHEHEALLLY?

[1200com]

ace ventura and dumb and dumber are in the same taste of comedy. This is my n.1 type of comedy (the kind that really makes me laugh the most). Can anyone name more movies with this type? is this called slapstick comedy? are revenge of the nerds and police academy in the same kind too? thanks. I like that scene from police academy where a funny voice guy falls down the stairs saying "that didn't hurt, that didn't hurt" and when he lay on the floor a girl steps on his behind, he says "that hurt"

[1000cmg]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then

[lyro92]

3:24 One of the greatest XD

[hitmancoolio]

When Nature calls is one of the funniest films I've ever seen in my life.

[triplethelength]

lmao 6:47 to 7:24 is the best

[whoseline18]

@triplethelength lmfaoooo

[Mrnicklaz]

OMFG funniest part ever 4:12 xDDDDDDDDDD

Amazing video dude nice work.

[LANDONSHAT]

He shouldn't of done a sequel.

[Reaperluver]

"In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became extremely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PARKING HIS WIFE!"

ROFLMAO! XD

[Panther592]

DAMN IM GOOD!!!!!!! LMFAO

[TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

jim carrey hosting saturday night live on january 8th

[bobeldijk1]

so fanny

[tsurugikage]

"And you must be the monopoly guy..... Do not pass go. Do not collect $200"

[redfreak1992]

you forgot the rest of the movie

[ltuomela]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...LOL

[SspecialEddy]

lmao at the end when he smacks his face! i couldnt stop laughing

[TheKingBlues10]

@WitchAtHeart9196 I totally agree with you, I love him so much *drools* xP

[guitarnashelter]

that was prob the best most funny vid of the week,i remember back at school when jim carrey was the rage everyone competing there best ace impression,great films

[jamsey700]

7:34 hahahaha

[miketexpats24]

"Hey maybe i'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Alllll righty then!"

[TomNikkiKeiferSixx]

how did you pick just a few lines from two of the funniest videos ever?!

and, as a side note... I said every quote along with him. that's either totally epic or totally sad. :P

[marcus7063]

heyy nice vid ace ventura hah my idol

[bakurasgrl]

Where was "OH, WHAT A LOVELY ROOM OF DEATH!" ?

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

at 8:03 the doctors laughing you can see his shoulders go up and down XD

[WAXBOY5004]

if your gonna post funniest lines just play the movies its funny all the way man lol but thxs any way

[jumbokush]

what the hell was he doin at 5:00

[Nattilatti12]

@jumbokush

He's Jacking off....u know? x3

[Ddongcomong]

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN ACE VENTURA 3 NOW

[44hardyboyz]

1:18 funny

[xIPierceIx]

0:26 is the best 1

[bradfell]

That was pretty good! the slamming head on the bench thing reminded me of the slow-motion instant replay when he catches the ball and smashes into the doctor. that was pretty funny too...

[merclissa]

Holy Testical Tuesday

[lunafan90]

I wonder how much it hurt when he threw his head down on that bench? Lots of cushioning, I bet, but it didn't sound very soft, lol.

[werefred3]

i can feel it... i can feel it like its... RIGHT IN MY NECK!!! RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!

Gigglez XD

[Linkk22]

CHI-CA-GO!

[KevinMitnickFan]

what is he doing at 5:03?

otherwise a really funny video :D

[Nflpanthers07]

@KevinMitnickFan

hes masterbating...jacking off...beating his meat

[Wezo1994]

2:30 LMFAO

[mrdefacto6]

1:38

[WitchAtHeart9196]

Ace Ventura & Jim Carrey for that matter are so freakin hot...like the hottest of the hot *squeal* I love him ;)

[Faultydragoon]

HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY

[ILoveSpiritShipping]

ahahhaha... he has a cute voice.

[XxJaretBFSxX]

Amazing video. You forgot 1 clip though. "Cosy if your Hannibal Lecture"

Seriously I had tears running down my face at this vid though

[loaded88]

@XxJaretBFSxX thanks, oh yeah right, well i probably forgot several clips. pretty much every scene is hilarious :D

[merclissa]

@loaded88 I moght of missed it but themonopoly guy wasleft out tooXD

[Sir8ofTeen]

@XxJaretBFSxX

omfg me too

[lieneose10]

you know i think all things that Ace says are funny, true, but funny :D

[badger2k8]

take care now bye bye then

[Metalscavenger]

only this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa.....aaaAAAA­AAAAaaaa....aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

xD

[ve731]

NOBODY MESSES WITH THE DO!

[TheRobintheboywonder]

like.a.glove

[backlund01]

What's the name of the song in the end?

nice vid btw.

[JEALSTI]

I think it is Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc???

[sexysmart1]

Lol "Guano bowls... collect the whole set!"

[BlueZephyr16]

god, this is a lot more sexual than i remembered!

[ICUfilms]

he says to stay outta my personal life thats none of your buisness .

reply to cleonnoel

[cammie1337]

LOL

Excuse me your balls are showing

LMAO

[blackhawk777]

CHICAAAAAAAAAGO!

[Senariusa]

In mirror ASSHOLES are coser than they appear !!!!! lool

[zaaaakkkkkk]

SO FUNNY !

1:18 :D

[nbrustin]

Agreed!

[dsijbfw]

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! 5/5 + sub!

[loaded88]

thanks! :)

[CleonNoel]

I agree with the whole video, except you should of added 1 more scene, when he rescue's Dan in the first one and there in the and Dan say,

"Hey Ace, do you have any more of that gum?" and Ace says something back to him.

Epic scene lool

[HomelessMillionaire]

Probably one of my favourite films!

Re-he-he-he-he-eeeaalllly

[MakeDevilCry999]

Jim Carrey is the best!!!!

haha

[freakofSIMSXD]

this vid is very good i luv jim carrey d oyou think you could do a austin powers one ? i would love it and i would sub if you did a johnny depp one from the show willy wonka and the choco factory plz and thankies

[redheadphones]

thanks for publishing this, ace ventura is AWESOME.

[loaded88]

no prob, thanks for watching :)

[Obliviongirl123]

Lol all the time at 8:03

[ryanroolz2]

haha good upload i was looking for one bit "aparanlty the killer saw the size of the bugs DICK! and became insanely jelious" :L

[Haloruler64]

Very funny!

[jamesncrystal08]

i love jim carrey dude what u did was amazing u had me laughin my ass off lol nice vids

[loaded88]

thanks man! I did a lot of editing in this so I'm glad you commented:)

[JulilovsSid]

Oh my god 4:59 I have not seen the the bit where he materbate before Greenwall walked in

[JulilovsSid]

Love the film, Love the guy. Thanks for the vid

[loaded88]

me too, no prob:)

[edixon2021]

5:22 EL monito no es tan tonto

[topchef8392]

hey loaded u really need to stop commenting on ur own vids it is not kool k

[loaded88]

wtf are you talking about?! do you mean it's wrong of me to show appreciation to those who leave nice comments?

[BogdanSteaua7]

,,I'm looking for Ray Thinkel....and a clean pair of shorts"

=)) hahahaha I can't stop laughing...where is the rhino scene ? Anyway, this is an execelent vid... You should make a ,,Ace Ventura vs The Mask" vid :D

[loaded88]

thanks:D, the rhino scene is in my other jim carrey vid:)

[BogdanSteaua7]

I know, I meant you should put the entire scene because is very very funny :)

[loaded88]

I think that's uneccesary there are already many people who have uploaded the entire scene on youtube:)

[Klaustrus]

Nae, fyfaan vilken bra video! Kung ju! :D

[loaded88]

tackar:D

[Klaustrus]

- "Holy testical tuesday!"

- "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"

-"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking"

Haha, lätt bäst :D

[loaded88]

How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"-"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking"

haha den är också min favorit:D

[FifaRalle]

so funny :)

[loaded88]

yeah he's hilarious in every scene:)

[CescFabregas415]

lol,jim is a legend:D

[loaded88]

he sure is:D

[jamesncrystal08]

np but theres 1 problem..im a girl..lol im crystal this is my account :)

[loaded88]

oh ok, lol, my bad:D I'm just so used to get comments from guys cause of all my fifa 09 videos:D