A Christmas Message From Jesus Christ

[MrKaperLucero]

i cant believe i just saw this now. good work jesus. see ya soon

[Grey1671]

I like the weed part Jesus ! Ill be sure to celebrate !

[TheLeonardjohnson]

hahahahahahaha this is so fucken funny...i love it how they laugh about jesus sacrificing himself 4 peoples sins...GOOD SHIT DIGGY SPLASH funny motherfucker

[joeymufknt]

Fucking great! Miss you man! You think Captain Hoover would approve? Fuck him, who cares!

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@joeymufknt hahaah! Glad you digg it man! I highly doubt this video would have gotten a passing grade in his class. I plan to keep em coming so Ill keep you posted. Hope all is well dude!!

[joeymufknt]

Fucking great! Miss you man!

[CrushNazT]

awww 38 poor wittle christians didnt like this video

[Superpureeliteful]

This could bring back Blasphemy Laws.

[zmom21]

This is gross. Jesus has never and will never condone drug use, sex with out marriage, and anything else mentioned. You should take a good look at the real message you are sending.

[ajenniferazor]

oh the controversy! what's next on the agenda? i'll lend a hand!

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@nododon I don't delete comments. If I did, I obviously would have deleted all of yours. :) everyone is free to do or say whatever they want. I obviously don't believe in censorship. Hope u had a merry Christmas!

[TheShaderin]

0:20 thank you baby........so fucking funny.Cool video man, 1.000.000 thumbs up

[DIGGYSPLASH]

Hey everyone! I just want to say I hope you all had a frickin' marvelous day!!! . I'm gonna take a bunch of food to some homeless people tomorrow, because I won't eat it and the world needs homeless people. REAL TALK THOUGH SHAWTY, i FUCKIN' LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!! even the ones that hate my jesus ass. I hope to see you all again next week. <3 Diggy

[TheHeroOfSatan]

this video is fake and gay

[ott0Kitam]

this is more like epicurus than jesus... either way, its funny

[planetery]

@ott0Kitam Hilarious.

[jeffreychristIsAlive]

Uh, shouldn't Jesus be surrounded by only men in this vid? I mean, the "real" Jesus surrounded himself with a bunch of hot bears and a few twinks, and he declined the advances of the one woman who threw herself at him (stupid, clueless Mary Magdalene!). I know, I know, it's all voodoo mythology. But still.

This Jesus is too hot to be concerned with women.

[planetery]

@jeffreychristIsAlive ACTUALLY that was his brother Judas with the twinks.

[jordanaduf]

@mrconradhoppe u need to see a shrink

[DavidRockLikesBoyzz]

@DIGGYSPLASH Vegan? heres food for thought, how abuot those indians who worshop cows and wont eat them, yet they eat pork, which is why the Pakistanis hate them, because they eat cows and dont like pork. Personally, Jesus I think you need to go over there and show both of them the wonders of bacon cheeseburgers so we can have world peace.

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@DavidRockLikesBoyzz BWHAHAHA! If I could create world peace by eating a bacon cheeseburger, I would have a needle pumpin hardees straight to my brain. I've tried all kinds of different diets and lifestyles even eating crazy amounts of meat. I'm still growing and learning and don't care to push my ways on anyone, just want people to experiment until they find the things that make their life FUCKING AWESOME.

[wesherron01]

My brother made this video, he is being called a blasphemer by some. There is something wrong with the fabric of society when War, death, Government greed, and constant encroachment on our rights is the daily norm but a comedic message of love from Jesus is Blasphemy.

[cyanideisabitterpill]

Not bad....

All the christins here really need to stop worshipping a false god and embrace Lucifer.

[DavidRockLikesBoyzz]

how do you maintain such a great angelic complexion? what is your secret Jesus?

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@DavidRockLikesBoyzz I credit it to my diet. Vegetarian, transitioning to vegan. Im not militant about it, just an experimental cat trying to find the best way to live.

[jordanaduf]

@mrconradhoppe What r u talking about? I don't understand why expressing my opinion on this video- i don't think it's funny- would trigger comments about something that not only has nothing to do with me but is completely irrelevant. [Iraq, factory farms, etc are not my resposibility...+unfortunately­, i can do nothing to change the state of affairs.i think u have chosen the wrong foum for a political debate& r directing ur anger at the wrong people.LOL. You obviously have issues with yourself.

[nododon]

Anybody who would go out of their way to film a video mocking Jesus Christ is fucking asshole. At least do it with a little class like on South Park. And use someone who looks the part, not this chubby faced little weasel gay bitch.

[planetery]

@nododon Wow. that's the most Christian thing I've ever heard someone say- NOT!

You people using Jesus' name to hate on people are the REAL assholes. Good thing you're actually funnier than you are angering. I mean, you don't even understand your own religion...

[nododon]

@planetery Hey dumbfuck, what on earth gave you the impression that I am a religious person or a follower of a religion? Idiot.

[planetery]

@nododon Well, dumbfuck, it was probably teh part where you said "Anybody who would go out of their way to film a video mocking Jesus Christ is fucking asshole."

Unless you are a Christian, what the fuck do you care?

Unless YOU are just being an asshole. Yeah, that's probably it.

[nododon]

@planetery You moron. I would criticize anyone who would go out of their way to mock any individual's religion. Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, etc. That's why 'I care' you ignorant fuck. If you can't understand this then it makes you no different than this scrawny pathetic little piece of shit with the chubby face Jesus character, along with his totally gay looking buddies and the ugly ass chicks who agreed to make the video. Happy fucking New Year dipshit. lol

[markusmuley]

@nododon @nododon wow! "gay looking" just because you find men attractive that doesn't make them gay. What your doing is called projection. Your homophobia speaks volumes. Really talk to someone you feel close to. I would hate for your angry oppression of your feelings to lead you to remain alone even when in a relationship. Check out a lgbt site you should find some support and understanding there.

[markusmuley]

@nododon i like how you suppressed those uncomfortable feelings that welled up in you when you saw his body by criticizing his face while at the same time fantasizing that he is a homosexual furry little field animal. You might want to talk to someone( maybe hug your mom) and check out furbies online. we all grow at our own rate. You'll be just fine . follow your dreams

[nododon]

@markusmuley I like how you showed your own homosexual tendencies towards this guy acting as though those thoughts you posted were mine. Time to see a shrink dude.

[markusmuley]

@nododon i guess i touched a nerve seeing how you removed your original post.

[nododon]

@markusmuley What the fuck are you talking about? I did not remove any of my comments. If anything was removed it was by this creepy little fat faced fucker diggysplash.

[markusmuley]

@nododon my mistake, sorry. still you sound like you have some issues you need to work out.

[nododon]

@markusmuley I really don't have any 'issues' to work out. I don't care if people want to be atheists or agnostics at all. The things I believe in could be wrong but it is kind of fucked up when you see people mock other people's beliefs to the extent they have to make a video about it. My comments are just aimed at the people who produced this piece of shit. I could certainly make a derogatory video about atheists but I respect their belief, or non-belief, whatever you want to call it.

[markusmuley]

@nododon i have no problem with your dislike of the vid. I am only poking fun at you for your homophobic and ignorant statements. It seems as if i'm wasting my time considering you haven't caught on. It (my comments) were just for fun and your thickness has drained that two comments ago. So feel free to show your wisdom and maturity by calling people ugly, gay, and bitches. Other than kicking puppies and trolling I'm sure it's the only thing you have to fill your time with. Have fun!

[Pleijarenstar63]

Hey Brother.Great message.it is about being happy, its not about Bowing down to some Self Made Gods on this Plane~ Who Control you as slaves in a RELIGION. Even Jesus Himself is Cool. An't that right Jesus? Smoke that God Given Grass And Raise your Conciousness Out of your Hell your Lower Gods Created For You. Bust the Matrix in the Azz~` Be FREE AS A Bird,♥Make Love Not War♥ Got it Trolls? Peace Out~See you on the Other side Family~ Rise Above It~:O)

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@Pleijarenstar63 <3 this.

[planetery]

Anybody who thinks god hates marijuana knows NOTHING about god and should really keep quiet on the subject. God CREATED weed (and sex). 'Nuff said. If your religion is not big enough to contain ALL of god's creation, you need a new religion. Peace.

[MrRyud0]

yes make fun of jesus lets see what hes saying when hes coming back

[planetery]

@MrRyud0 You already know what he'll say. You will go up to him and say "Welcome Lord! Aren't you pleased with us? We praised your name and did your will by judging people and everything!  So what do you think? Did we do well?"

And the Lord will say- "Away from me, evildoers- I know you NOT."

[MrRyud0]

@planetery

you are right jesus said that " MUCH WILL ASK LORD ... etc " but not allactually i didnt judged you and i dont care what youre doing dude but i still dont like it when people are making fun of him so understand me iam also just a human

[planetery]

@MrRyud0 Who says they're making fun of him, though? Personally, i think the church has twisted his words up so much that THEY are teh ones saying the offensive things. This video is just people having fun. And honestly, Jesus was for wine, weed, AND sex, so this video is really just telling people to appreciate god's creation! How can you argue with that?

[animus999]

smoke that shit man...

[BenZeneProject]

Not a bad idea.

[Stlsportsdude17]

Diggy Splash is the man! Keep em coming.

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@Stlsportsdude17 Thanks man! I should have one up next week. I plan on goin even harder next time.

[nododon]

A very failed attempt to create humor. Total waste of time and effort. Can be summed up in two simple words: 'It Sucks'

[DonAlcopop]

@nododon bah humbug!

[DavidRockLikesBoyzz]

@nododon Jesus Sucks

[nododon]

@DavidRockLikestToButtfuckLitt­leBoyzz David sucks the shitty sweat off Satan's asshole and nutsack.

[DumpYourTelevision]

@nododon

you summed it up in 23 words.. well, your words..

Everyone to their own I guess..

The only time wasted was yours by the looks of it?

alot of people seem to think its funny, me? not falling over on the floor laughing, nor am I fuming..

I was expecting something, but not that, did it waste my time? not a jot.

have a good pissed up Christmas dude.. oh, I mean "merry Christmas" dude!

[IWantAirClean]

Thanks Jesus, I will partake in some wine and weed and with a bit of luck, some sex too. Merry Christmas all.

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@IWantAirClean The merriest Christmas to ya, and a clean air new year!

[1ntempestivus]

Liked it ;o)

[PapilioArcturus]

very,very cool! Jesus you're handsome <3

[zombiesack]

AMEN

[GoRl4cK]

Awesome! Thank you Jesus for this message!

[kiintlord]

lol. nice :)

[dragger2k]

Diggy!

[Apollonia316]

lmbo!!! 

[jordanaduf]

Horrible video....not funny at all

[DavidRockLikesBoyzz]

@jordanaduf LOL

[jordanaduf]

@DavidRockLikesBoyzz If u have nothing better to do than to put ur very enlightened comment -"LOL" at someone else's comment on you tube, i feel sorry for you. get a job+ get a life.The video is offensive to a large portion of the world's population &is devoid of any humor at all. Free speech shouldn't be confused with outright obscenity & message of intolerance & hatred to other people's beliefs. That added to very bad acting &poor, unoriginal dialogue make the video mediocre to say the least.

[DavidRockLikesBoyzz]

@jordanaduf LOL

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@jordanaduf Hey duuuuuuuudddeee. I'm not too concerned with most of your comment except for the part where you claim that I am intolerant and hateful towards a belief. I respect everyones beliefs, buddhist, hindu, muslim, christian, atheist, etc. I was actually just trying to show that Christmas sucks because no one even thinks about it. Its all a mass frenzy to buy a bunch of shit and be stressed out. You can pass on the blunt, but chill out my man.

[TheBlueberryboy]

@DIGGYSPLASH

ur going to burn.....just wait ur turn

how can u claim to respect everyones belief, while ur stereotyping images that u have no knowledge of....

if yuh wana b funny....y dont u stereotype satan claus....coz jesus wasnt even born on Dec 25th....thats horus bday...not Jesus...

[planetery]

@TheBlueberryboy Jesus wasn't born of a virgin or crucified & resurrected on the 3rd day, either- those were both Horus, too.

Speaking of things that people have no knowledge of, lmao...

[nododon]

@planetery You are such a gullible and stupid mother fucker. The religious portion of Zeitgeist has been totally debunked. Zeitgeist was pretty accurate about secret societies but when it came to religion and especially Christianity they totally blew it. Here is the video about it on youtube for your viewing pleasure. The rest of you dumb-ass mother fuckers should watch it too. Just type in the following title on the youtube search.

Zeitgeist REFUTED & DEBUNKED! (Religious Portion)

[planetery]

@nododon LOL All your hate and bile just show that you know nothing about god in the first place, so again, why do you care?

Oh, and I didn't get that from Zeitgeist, but nice try. And there are MANY versions of the Horus myth (as there are of the Jesus myth), but those "refutations" cherry-pick which ones they will confront and the ones they don't.

BTW- If YOU are an asshole, you can't deride others for it.

Theology: FAIL. Spirituality: FAIL. Logic: FAIL Basic humanity: FAIL

[caiocrz]

How ridiculous.

[antoconno]

Blasphemer!!!! The Lord God Almighty shall smite you down!! :-)

[cveitch]

very funny, favourited and rated!

[DIGGYSPLASH]

@cveitch Thank you!  I am a fan of your work. I'm just gettin started on this thing but will keep them coming.

[doubtlessiwould]

This sounds like a call to bacchanalia. Has Jesus finally recognised his kinship with Dionysus?

Regardless, I like where this is heading. Thumbs up Digs!

[BillDonaldcomedyguy]

Jesus, do you believe in the Gospel of the Flying Spagetti Monster, too? Jesus Christ, that video was funny!

[ajenniferazor]

JESUS MOTHAFUCKIN CHRIST!