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  • I like that wood ;)

    

  • They're not going to reboot Jurassic Park. They're making part 4.

  • Bitch u call jurassic park a dinosaur???????

  • hey, i got a new justin bieber leaked vid i have on my page

  • I would prefer a sequel Jurassic park does not need a reboot...Not everything in hollywood needs a reboot. It would be cool to see the Stan Winston(RIP) team work on another Jurassic film though

  • IGN will get a lot of views if they but that chick to strip um hot one.

  • GIBI

  • BATMAN DID NOT DIE, YOU BITCH!!!!,

    THE BAT-MAN (BRUCE WAYNE) WAS SENT TO THE PAST AND HE WAS JUMPING IN TIME AND DOING GOOD LIKE QUANTUM LEAP GUY, UNTIL HE REACHES HIS OWN TIME.

  • @majorbugs Thank You! I was about to write that.

  • @majorbugs calm your tits,lady

  • Jessica should have been the new Mikaela in Transformers 3!

  • wtf is this shit!!! stan lee said theres gunna be a spiderman 4!!

  • @t13tom13 Lee sayed there woudl be a spider-man 4 back in 2007-2010 (when spider-man 4 was was considered) but he knows they are doing a reboot know and confiremd he wil lappear in the reboot so he is not lying

  • Wow I was just reading Jurassic Park....er..not sure if I would care to see another stab at it. :/

  • I think they should remake Jurassic Park and The Lost World and make them more true to the books. Hell, if they did that with The Lost World, you'd have a completely different film than the original Lost World film which hardly had anything to do with the book.

  • this is bull shit jp does not need a reboot, i want a sequel

  • sigh. its retarded when Marvel "announces" the possible death of a key character. Who cares. Everyone knows that the "death" will last about 2 years before a resurrection/rebirth is announced. And the rebirths/resurrections are all on weak plot devices (magic and clones and shit).

  • jessica!!! :D

  • Who wants anything by nic cage...

  • @hildesam Nicolas Cage is a great oscar winning actor just not his movies since 2000...

  • @NBALJFan23 His only good movie was Gone in 60 Seconds

  • @hildesam Just remembered Kick Ass and Matchstick Men were good in the 2000's decade after that it's all crap.

  • I really like the idea of another Jurassic Park movie...cause dinosaurs are freaking awesome but JP is one of those classics that doesn't need to be rebooted

  • Yep, it's time for some wood alright. *Fetches Kleenex*.

  • con air

    "just put the bunneh... back in the box"

  • you always gave me a satisfying weekly, if not daily wood, Chobot.. ( i'm not usually this creepy, but i cant help myself)

  • i claim her

  • wait i dont get the spiderman thing what happend agen

  • @fang536

    he died in the newest issue in ultimate spiderman

  • Jess is hot

  • she doesn't have to present that show to give me wood

  • I wanna be Jessica-Man

  • The perfect director for a Jurassic Park reboot is J.J. Abrams, he knows how to make a wonder-adventrue movie.

  • if you have a local comic shop ask if not...well google maybe

  • How many times does Hollywood need to spit out the same crap again and again. It's just getting sad now.

  • @jjalepeno55 thats like people saying people like chlamydia just slightly more than AIDS.

  • She can nibble on my wood anytime ;)

  • Nick Cage sucks BALLS!! Jessica, your awesome though.

  • Raising Arizona was the best hairstyle for Nick. But I hope I don't win because those movies suck a fat one.

  • Who the fuck wants to win a Nick Cage movie?!

  • I love Jessica!

  • @esurfer26 no no no no I love Jessica

  • @Pepaking562

    So we all love Jessica. We will never let her go. She is contaminated to be here for the rest of her life at IGN until she makes herself all the way to the big screen as Wonder Woman.

  • @esurfer26 wait ...i thought she was already wonder woman .. :D

  • @Pepaking562 or is she.....

  • FaceBook Page

    "REMAKE JURASSIC PARK AND THE LOST WORLD (with Spielberg as Producer)"

    This is a campaign for everyone to CONTACT UNIVERSAL (by email OR postage) and demand remakes of both films....with Spielberg as the PRODUCER of the remakes.

    The posters for the remakes could even say "STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS" that would be awesome.

    LIKE our page to show that you're going to send a letter to Universal.

  • @luisalexander70

    80% of remakes are AWESOME. You've clearly only seen the bad ones, so your comment is bullshit.

    And FYI, the franchise has ALREADY been ruined by The Lost World. That movie was crap. It was stupid, it was pretentious, and it no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    A remake is because the fans want a closer adaptation of the books. You'd know that if you actually looked up Feckeron's quote.

  • @luisalexander70

    That's right, 80% or remakes are AWESOME. Why the hell did you put exclamation points at the end of an interrogative word?

    And what the hell is with you putting "ha" multiple times? Here's a tip for you: HAVE A POINT.

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  • Omg finally Jess your back!!!!!!! Your the best

  • Thank god it wasn't the original Spider-Man who died. :/

    Used to read Ultimate Spidey though, saddening to see he died. :( Have to wait 1-2 years for him to come back.

  • I love Jess. She is amazing.

  • Hey Saturday night live wants to see if I can get fifty subs if I do I can be on the show...... so please subscrib

  • definetly time for some wood. Now to relieve this wood, while watching chobot.

  • nick cage sux

  • Ryan Dunn fucked her.

  • it's good to see one video with jess thats not full of 'jess is hot' comments. even though she is. love you jess...

  • 100 Bullets looks like a great concept.

  • YESSS 100 Bullets

  • She totally said: "Hope, you like your wood."

  • I AM going to have a writer from Saturday Night Live give me a shot to write on the show. Can someone watch my homepage and tell me if the vids are funny enough to get me on SNL. All I need is a few views

  • morning wood...lol

  • @AdiTeachaG oh you must of meant the good kind of suck...

  • I would marry Jess.

  • DAEMON! I LOVE YOU! oh shit wrong vid...

  • I HATE MIWACLE WHIP!

  • *WEEKLY WOOD?!, HA!, I GET THOSE DAILY...SPECIALLY IN THE MORNING*

  • Jesus! These fucking nerds! It's called pornography, use it!

  • the hair dew thats not on the movie screen

  • JESS! GO BACK TO DOING THE DAILY FIX!! PLZ...

    I CANT STAND THE MOLE ON THE FACE GIRL!!!!

  • its sad how jess will never really respond to all these "fans" of hers

  • jess COME BACK TO US PLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZ 

  • Jess deserves a cock in her mouth.

  • JESS me you a fire my penis in your vag and gigity were having a good night.

  • i wanna cum in jessicas ears

  • jess id eat my dinner out of your punani..

  • puss in boots trailer FTW!!

  • Thundercats.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • @HardcoreGayButtsecks personally i think speilberg has some weird alien fetish like he cant help himself but to have aliens in most of his movies i bet Jurassic park 4 will have one just so he can fulfill his alien fetish

  • you're gonna do a reboot and you're asking Thor's writer to pen it?! This reboot is not do-able by 75% now!!!

  • Jessica reminds me of Megan Fox

  • I had wood thanks jess . Now get your sexy ass back to daily fix

  • OMG NEW THUNDERCATS!

    SNARFSNARF

  • OHH i get it now it's "holly-wood" i thought it was wood as in erect penis :/

  • i had "wood" this whole video cause of jess.

  • the best hair cut for nick cage is valley girl!!! 80s is the best hands down!

  • you can weekly my wood any day ......

  • She looks like she hasn't slept in days, or they tried to hard to make her look younger then she really is.

  • @MrFraserFilms2009 well after your co-star dies, you would be kinda recovering from that loss lol

  • wheres that other blonde chick? i wanna see her, not this outdated, unfunny asian bitch.

  • she's so hot D: lol

  • @HardcoreGayButtsecks you got some issues.

  • Yes Jess, Its time for some wood :).

  • @HardcoreGayButtsecks i will help you indiana 4 raped me and everyone else in the cinema speilberg made a mouth which made me sick if i lived in america i would of hunted him down push him into a passing car and then piss on him what im trying to say is that when he makes and number 4 it sucks beyond belief

  • @KageHiRyu its made back when Lion-O was still a kid learning to be the leader

    watch the trailers on youtube, they were released months ago

  • even if jurassic park is old it is a fucking masterpice!

  • WEEKLY "WOOD" LOL

  • wish jess would like my wood...

  • @Elzmack91 LOL She likes all wood.

  • @Elzmack91 me tooo</3

  • hooooooooooooooooot!

  • they should make a new jurrasic park vid game with awesome 3d effects and the island has been shut down and stuff like the 1st movie thumbs up if you agree

  • dont you dare make a Jurassic Park reboot.

    t-rex gonna eat you hollywood! and this time, Jeff Goldbloom and Sam Neil wont stop him!

  • What the f is with,: who wants to make gog love for the camera?" i hate commercials

  • i'm 18... and i WILL see cars 2 :)

  • @JoaoPinto23 fag

  • why the fuck cut spider-man,why don't they just fucking cut iron man,the hulk and captian amrica to save time,spider-man was the classic that held marvel up damn it,fuck you disniy

  • @Artencot What? I'm sick of you kids blaming Disney for this stuff. They have pretty much no creative input at all. They just own Marvel. It's Marvel themselves that are doing this. That comment was just as stupid as the stuff people said when the Super Hero Squad show came out right after Disney bought Marvel. Disney had nothing to do with that either. Marvel was already doing it before Disney bought them

  • @joevictor53 so true. hate how everyone thinks disney is messing with marvel, when its marvel themselves that r fucking themselves up

  • She can like my wood XD

  • JESS YOU ARE SO FIT!! LOVE YOU 

  • JESS LICK MY XBOX!

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  • babe much 

  • i like her boobs

  • Oh, gee, Jess is back.

  • These are the times i'm glad I can't enter these competitions cos the stuff u guys giveaway is total and utter bullshit LMAO I'd rather get raped by a group of viagra induced cactus then watch season of the witch again!

  • the ony reason im watching this cuz of jess, I dont even like movies

  • wait spidermans dieing? *panics* oh spiderman unlimited one? i dont care then

  • Jurassic Park was my favorite childhood movie. But part 2 and 3 were total fail.

  • @Funzo3 shut the fuck up....

  • @jimjam3442 And here's an idea for you: No.

  • @Funzo3 bich if steven spielberg directs this 1 itll be the best fucking movie ever. you do realize sum1 else directed the 3rd 1 hmm?

  • @jimjam3442 I just think that after a while, people should let a series die. I'd much rather see peilberg work on new projects than rehash old ones.

  • @Funzo3

    HELL NO!

    Why don't you want a reboot?

    Not every fucking remake is a failure...Christ..Have some confidence in Spielberg

  • Oh my god, Season of the Witch was horrific.

  • lawl she would be the person giving us our weekly wood

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  • i love you jess :[

  • i bet jess like the wood ;)

  • every time i read about or hear Jurassic Park i start humming the theme tune :)

  • Too soon Spielberg...Too soon.

  • jurassic park reboot? wtf

  • thank you jess for the wood

  • Nick Cage is too old for these action genres.

  • That woman is HOT!!!!

  • OMG Jess!! Yess!

  • OMG they should have naomi kyle and jessica chobot hosting the daily fix at the same time together. I think ratings and view would be very very very high.

  • JESS ! I LOVE YOU.

  • @orkie55 How about get a REAL girl. No life.

  • @orkie55 she looks so depressed from recently losing her co star...

  • @Zerost well nvm lol but still thats not young it's about mid age

  • @Zerost yea you must be 13 so shes not old to you? I'm just saying most of the youtube population is 10 - 16 mostly the teens...

  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) did die.. and he stayed dead. unless you put The Spectre into the mix then he is Hal Jordan but then again he is dead anyways.

  • I've got wood

  • Why reboot Jurassic Park?It's fine the way it its.

  • @LordSaturnine I know, I was thinking the exact same thing. It didn't went to the dumps. Rebooting must really be a trend these days