The Laughing Policeman, updated

[MF033D]

gay

[ChiRho112]

Get a job, but nothing to do with singing.

[2SugarsPleeze]

ACAB!

[penninefilms]

Finally a good song.

[antz28270]

Oh dear very sad....I wonder if you would tell a policeman to walk away if you were being mugged by chavs. No! you would be glad to see them.....Get perspective and get a life

[Hamsteere]

God, this is awful.

[LiLMasterMan13]

xDD

[JBartlett09]

They shud do one of humberside police :L lmao

[maty433]

Isn't it funny how so many people have assaulted this person. Says something about him i think!

[duffduffbeerbeer]

i think they should get rid of all police officers and as it would be a much safer place with no police.... just let all of you innocent and outstanding members of the community who have posted on here run things... down with the police, you all seem to have had lots of experience with the police..... ummm strange that???

[Varegess]

@duffduffbeerbeer

no police officers? hahaha your funny

[edtheball69]

I had 28 complaints over 12 months and everyone upheld the last complaint was about a pig lying and I had event chronology report which proved it and the IPCC said he offer must have meant something else corruption is rife in both public bodies check out my cctv videos of pigs breaking into my home then falsifying claims it a disgrace.

[skegy]

If you want to fight back expose the police.

See tpuc (dot) org

Good hunting!

[jamesturnbull10]

this isnt even funny, its sad, the people that could protect you and your taking the piss out of them? well i hope if some1 jumps u the police do fuck all about it.

[ScabsNabs]

what is there to laugh about when you live in a world of corrupt cops? Have you heard now that it's illegal in police-state Britsin to take photos of the police...that's because the police are getting upset about all the photos and videos of fascist police brutality ending up on the Internet

[ColonelSamatoshi]

This dumbass needs to learn how to sing!

He's right about cops though - don't trust them!

[musicaltheatre123]

i swear his voice gets gayer and gayer, as each verse goes on

ahahahaha

his laugh

[06gaind]

i live in susesex but not every one is mad like this

[mamba1979]

LOL

[bich1370]

well as a retired police office I find this amusing and disturbing at the same time. Someone with such a negative view of policing must have been wronged to some degree and is clearly not satisifed with the potential recourse via the IPCC

[dajacksterman8]

Hahaha

[JasefaceP]

oh

dear.

[dropzoneking]

fuck the police

[Fabregasanddagunners]

Love the voices for this xD

[crazyror10]

YOU NEED SOME MEDICATION

[ScabsNabs]

Very brave of you to put your song out to the public. Have the cops beaten you up yet...or fitted you up? This song describes all police everywhere. They are the traditional enemies of the working class and the tragic irony is your average cop is recruited from the working class.

[ggm11]

I haven't heard a word from the police since starting to use this medium from the land of the free, and the fitting up was the reason for the song, not a consequence.

[arthurfanatic]

Ah well, at least you've made a huge leap into comedy. Why not try another song update like Teddy Bears Picnic or The Court of King Caracatus? I'm intending to do something like that, someday (even though the word someday is hard to get through in life).

[ggm11]

Thanks for the suggestions. Do have a go! You'll amuse yourself at the very least.

[dan101uk]

you're clearly not getting enough of your medication...

By the way the word is "police", not "pleece"

[TheKingRevolver]

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[juaffre]

what he siad he shuold die!!!!!!!.....plus hes relly bad a luaghing

[ScabsNabs]

You must also be another of the evil corrupt cops he's singing about, making a disgusting comment like that...

[TXGTR]

There's a lot of them out there, ScabsNabs. When I was a kid, I had the greatest respect for the police and the courts. After my experience of them trying to fit me up and turn me into a criminal, now they have my contempt

[crazyror10]

your just a fat sad looser that should die because sussex police help us a lot!

[ScabsNabs]

You must be one of the evil corrupt cops he's singing about, making a disgusting comment like that...

[megacoolboy1]

cool cops i could do what i like in sussex gwent police are really strict

[camaroz28fatbuttgabe]

this makes me want to post Dead Kennedys "police truck"

[TXGTR]

I must say, "SORRY" the next time the police fit me up for something I didn't do and they should let me off.

[TXGTR]

This video just about sums it up. Has any policeman ever been charged with murder when they killed someone, 'in the course of their duty'? Whoever wrote this song knew the police as well as I do. They can't catch criminals so they invent them to justify their existence, get paid for the crimes they commit and sweep under the carpet I have enough evidence in my files to substantiate my allegations that they don't want to see. All the CPS could say was,"SORRY". Laughable? You decide.

[megacoolboy1]

im a fraudster i wish gwent police would make things as easy as this

[smokinmonkie]

u are a twat

[ScabsNabs]

You must be one of the corrupt coppers he's singing about. Anyone catch the news about the latest police fit up? Barry George...wrongfully banged away for eight years for the alleged murder of Jill Dando. Irest me case, milud.

[marcus01273]

as the police would say, hes a blue booker,mha and 3 years in millview please, charlie oscar over

[ChomuSclavus]

You need to work on your laugh. REALLY.

[KarlyP]

Pish

[tomsong99]

I have looked at your website, and you really, really need to grow up and get a life.

[ScabsNabs]

I think you will change your opinion when the police decide to fit you up. It can happen to anyone. The police, all over the world, are not to be trusted. I think it's a gross insult to tell someone who knows the realities of this human existence "to grow up". It's obviously tomsong99 who needs to grow up, get real and open his eyes. Actually, I have a suspician that most of the negative comments ggm11 is receiving is probably from police officers either at large or from Sussex Constabulary.

[Benzer3]

average

[rostybollet]

That's just cracking me up, man!

[ShiitakeWarrior]

We are not amused.

[ScabsNabs]

I'm not surprised you are not amused ,because what is there to laugh about  when you live in a world of corrupt cops? Have you heard now that it's illegal in police-state Britsin to take photos of the police...that's because the police are getting upset about all the photos and videos of fascist police brutality ending up on the Internet

[charliefarleyuk]

Ok then, im getting the feeling that you are a bitter ex copper?

[riggsyroasting]

mmm,very odd...try enjoying your life..

[blackrat842]

Think you need to get a life!

[Martinreferee]

Well the Police did tell you that people do have freedom of speech, I assume that also means freedom of song. Well done. Don't get mad get even.