Two Weeks of Late Show Punchlines

[FallenNightmare696]

I went from all that remains-two weeks...to this???? This is gay

[ErichoTTA]

It's fun to improvise.

[mandudehahaha]

THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!

FIRST put both hands on your chest. (boy or girl)

SECOND think of someone you like.

THIRD tomorrow that person will ask you out or say they love you.

FOURTH Heres the catch, write this to five videos

[loopy1980]

LOLOL

[EnjoiFLiP412]

HAHAHA not exactly what i was expecting!

[Stolichnaya9]

hahaha ha

th name of the movie ?

"the sarcasm"

[camshaff]

The "Hollywood Reporter" quoted Thomas Short, President of IATSE (union of stage hands & motion pic techs, etc.) as saying,"I don't believe the WGA ever intended to bargain in good faith. They are destroying a lot of lives in the process. As a result of their irresponsible and irrational behavior, the number of IA members who have lost work is approaching 40,000 people."

[KandiKahne]

trump's hair, trump's hair!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[FullTangViper]

if TV CEO's are as clued as Music CEO's on new technology and media, it might be a while before the writers come back.

[Minxala1961]

a cbs video with ads on youtube? yeah, there's no money in the internet. shitbags.

[XanDunn]

Brilliant.

[merczeit]

The best!

[Pumper4]

Hey... that's Beulah's music!

[ePhilosopher]

no, that's not what it is, geez dave, listen to paul watch?v=dRisPCj57FE

[ePhilosopher]

Dead Dave, You Know What's Funny? Gilloooly!

And the man from under the seats.

Love,

That youtube has no Gilooly

fetch the gootube, secretary bird

[ePhilosopher]

i didn't say dead, dave, they hijacked my typo, gawd, dave, living is the best. don't let them fool you. must be prom night or cat ventriloquist week.

[ePhilosopher]

so that's your ploy? No dave, YOu think that making fun of new orleans vicariously through the contingency plan is Richard Simmons and John Larouquette. happy mardi gras, fuckhead, Get the bird on who goes barretta when the guy shoots the dog on a skateboard.

[ePhilosopher]

Um, ePhilosopher, have you sent me your resume? Nah dave, i just gave up like Oprah. Gtfoomc. just making some eagle leaves the nest. remember that soft drink Chelsea? did you ever have one of those , Oprah? sorry, dave , that was just Uma's Bee-Writer, Ged it? Get whsat , Seindfeld>, as he looks as if he's on a sketch pad, lol, and i knew you would.

[icedeap]

"trumps hair, trumps hair" LOL

[indietvfest]

new shows at indieTV!

[mvreisjr]

this guy is not funny...

[Arrshdeep]

aww i love david lettermans humor

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

thats it in a nutshell, lawls!

[cliffside1]

OK OK