The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

[Imsuchan00b123]

Reaction to the starter pokemon:

Gen 1: Sweet! This rocks!

Gen 2: Pretty cool!

Gen 3: Uhhh...OK I guess...

Gen 4: ...........

Gen 5: Wtf? I'm gonna go play red and blue.

[Wyanimation]

Stolen from dorkly

[juan2267]

no thumbs up if bulbasaur was your favorite starter pokemon =(



[Dogboy2709]

This is why i use a gameshark.

[iosonome90]

OMG NO! D:

[Driv2r7]

Naaaaahhhh!!!

so sad :(

[FiReMaKeR]

Am i the only one who picked Bulbasaur,Chikorita,Mudkip,Tur­twig and Oshawott? lolz :p

[theHypercat]

@FiReMaKeR Yes, those suck

[MrXelianaX]

♫♫ fiu fiu fiiii firì fiu fiuuu ♫♫

[TremendousJenny]

Nuuuuuuuuu! :C xDDD

[Deidaria14]

OH MY GOD x°°°°D

[MewsterITA]

omg which is the name of the last song? *i mean, when it is it heard*

[YoCoToNtO]

Mudkip and Chikorita... <3

[StupidFlags]

"Bulbasaur tried to use LOVING GAZE..."

Bawwwww.

[227BlackAce]

@StupidFlags lol

[pancil4e]

i'm crying!

[227BlackAce]

@pancil4e dry up

[ZioRisoProduction]

is this funny?

D:

[siomo92]

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[Exploud]

I like mudikipz.

[valeagathon]

poor bulbasaur :-(

[15triforce]

:'(

[ExpressEdition]

Mega LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[CrAzYClOuD56]

D:

[ziosamsamsam]

i had choose Charmender :P

[MihaChan88]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;AAAAAAAA;

[StudioFeniceImport]

MA NUUUUUU

[Dracomancer335]

NUUUEZ NOT MI MUDKIEPZ

[erwin1533]

thumbs up if you saw a muk!!!

[ragingninja2]

;A;

[librariantopokemon]

he......killed........bulbasur­!! (damn auto-spellcheck)

[3x50ify]

grimer at 0:39

[silverakantor]

e-e damn...

[skankingrhythmics]

I choose you, LAMPTRON!

[gamegod9000]

Well, at least you kept the video's great quality, since you stole it anyway. :D

[Robinwiiko]

@gamegod9000 He didn't steal it. He wrote in the description who made it and even put a link to where it was originally uploaded.

[gamegod9000]

@Robinwiiko

When I watched the video, the link wasn't there when he first uploaded this. And I know he didn't actually "steal" it. :D

[DSplayer1212]

um in Black and White your rivals picks the other 2 starters

[13sonicstar]

@DSplayer1212 in dimond pearl and platinum too

[DSplayer1212]

@13sonicstar thanks to renember me that

[ThaRaccoon]

all starters are lvl. 5, not lvl. 1 ... ;P still this made my day

[changkitty]

this is sad and funny >:D <:(

[yoyomiyamoto]

WHO THE HELL CHOSE TREECKO AND SNIVY OVER MUDKIP AND OSHAWOTT??!!

[DNAthePanda]

@yoyomiyamoto EVERYBODY

[yoyomiyamoto]

@DNAthePanda Why, though? They are so bad

[DNAthePanda]

@yoyomiyamoto both Treecko and Snivy look awesome, especially Treecko after evolving. Both Mudkip and Oshawott look retarded, as they evolve, they look more retarded.

[yoyomiyamoto]

@DNAthePanda If you're going solely based on looks then you are retarded and don't know anything about Pokémon

[DNAthePanda]

@yoyomiyamoto All the starters are basically the same. If you're going to lecture me about nuances of every single one of them, maybe you should consider perhaps getting a life.

[yoyomiyamoto]

@DNAthePanda I'm not going to do that, that would take too much time

[changkitty]

@yoyomiyamoto well ik about the snivy thing but remember in black and white ur friends get the other ones? i would get mudkip over treeko or torchick over both thats just my opinon.

[yoyomiyamoto]

@changkitty True, true, true, I forgot about that

[Cool6d54321]

How come no Fire Starters are shown at the end?

[RyuzakisGirl]

@Cool6d54321 Cause fire is the best..? Idk. I almost always take the fire.

[CrazYVolumE]

@Cool6d54321 NO SPACE LEFT xD

[MisterOverpowered]

actually all startersget picked in black and white since you have 2 rivals

[BBarnes157]

Why the hell Oshawott is left behind????

[whatevers31]

I CHOSE YOU TURTWIG!!

[irssssss]

At the start i thought he was going to hace butt secks with him o.O

[josejaquez3]

and now u no what happens to the last pokemon on the table xD

[m1seed]

but , but! BULBASAUR!

[JapaneseMarioLuigi]

so thats what happened to the classic pokemon =(

[cronon94]

yellow doesnt support this system, no pokemon is left behind

[XeXOrsini]

who still plays pokemon anyways, i played yellow red and one of the 2nd or 3rd sets. They have more than a thousand of these fucking things, almost all of em are the same as the last, I am sure there isn't much to do with the story, so pokemon is just shitting out new creatures so you give em your money, to catch 4 things you didn't have b4, and I am sure its not like it used to b, I mean how many people can you go against, 1if you even find that 1 that not only owns, but plays the same version

[cathalh6]

MUDKIPZ

[Theworstwowplayer]

@xXxSlayerxXx619 what are u talking about mudkip is the the best fucking starter in the game

[twitcher64]

Notice: none of the leftover starters were Fire-Types. You want to know why? Because it's fucking fire. They literally light shit on fire.

[ofiuco18]

ajajajajajajaajajjaja goood

[stephenharrisin]

sniff sniff

[DancingRoundtheWorld]

I actually agree with the ones Dorkly chose at the end EXCEPT for Oshawott. Pokabu gets chosen much less than Snivy and Oshawott.

[Burninator44]

i can't believe i laughed at that....

[Heldjunior]

I have them all :P I don't want them to be killed xD

[FatherOfGray]

Why is Oshawatt in there? First of all, in B/W, you have 2 rivals. The guy gets the one that has a type advantage over yours and the girl get the one that has a type disadvantage to yours. And second, Oshawatt's fully evolved form, Samurott, fucking kicks ass! Best. Water. Starter. EVAR!!!!! =D

[DoctorRK9]

@FatherOfGray Squirtle.

MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRTLE

[DancingRoundtheWorld]

@FatherOfGray Actually, Totodile and Squirtle are much better/cooler. Oshawott is awesome, but his evolved forms aren't desirable.

[FatherOfGray]

@DancingRoundtheWorld

Personally, I like Samurott for his middle of the road stats in all areas and his well balanced movepool.

[Northspadeniggaz]

I herd U like Mudkipz!! X3

[sweetsairin]

I always picked Chikorita. >: And I don't understand why Oak can't keep the pokémon for the next year trainers.

[TheNamekianClown]

Hate to nitpick, but slightly inaccurate having Oshawatt at the end. 2 rivals in B/W means no leftovers.

[cooladrian20]

Thats kinda hurtful to see

But also MUDKIP!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

Mudkip is the main starter Pokemon used in Ruby , Sapphire and Emerald

I mean Torchic was for girls and Treecko was.... well... a grass type

Mudkip ruled the GBA games. Dont say people didnt choose him

[19koffing]

@cooladrian20 you only say cuz he looks like justin bieber

[cooladrian20]

@19koffing Since when???

He looks like he ate Justin Beiber

Dont insult the pokemon that's evoled form can own all pokemon

THATS RIGHT , I SAID IT!!!

[Richardlikespies]

...I love all those pokemon at the end.

[VayuPurana]

so that's what they do with the left behind starter, well at least they fixed that in black and white but still lmfao

[ImpulseW]

Credits _O_ Genius video!!!

[mkwii3]

poor bulbasaur ;C

[Doughnut1011]

Professor Oak used Shhhh.......

omg i loled soo hard

[stereosanctity7]

wow fuckin hilarious

[Montdog15]

haha funny. good job making this.

[xAzNxDekix]

@Montdog15 he didnt dorkly did