Let the Eagle Soar **FAST**

[druha10304]

my version of let the mighty eagle soar starts out with KILL THE FUCKING INDIANS AND MAKE NIGGERS SLAVES.

niggers aren't slaves? DONT GIVE THEM 90 PERCENT OF THEM JOBS IN THE NBA/NFL/ OR BASEBALL.

let the niggers rot in jail!

Let the mexicans be our new slaves! Pay them 25 cents. to what an uppity nigger would charge a dollar FOR! LET THE MIGHTY EAGLE SOAR!

[terrero912]

John Ashcroft made 5 accounts to dislike this video lmaoooo hahahaha

[DrXavierStrangelove]

Friggin hilarious!!!



[tinybones]

They sped it up and cut out a bunch, at it was still long.

[thechinadesk]

The Chinese have an expression:

長痛不如短痛 Chang tong bu ru duan tong

It means "better short brief pain than long drawn out pain."

That just about sums it up.

[tlv156]

hahahaha!!! this is classic!!

[Seasass]

Thanks so much for this--another thing for my list of videos to watch when I'm in a foul mood and need something to make me laugh. (You know, I have to admit his sense of pitch is probably as good as or better than that of most pop music singers who are recording nowadays.)

[1138thz]

The man is an idiot but an effective agent of the fear mongering. The most absurd line, "This country is far too young to die." When was that even a remote possibility? NEVER. I think the entire war on terror was and is a joke. But the joke is on us. Ten years and a trillion dollars down the road and we haven't finished with it yet. The Muslims are paper tigers cowardly punks with ZERO force projection capability. Oh! They can kill a few of us but that isn't going to destroy the country.

[bennyvega100]

wow, it sounds a hell of a lot better sped up! lol

[cntlscrut]

yes, you too can soar after getting scanned, patted, and molested before every flight. Yours truly, JA

[granako]

Whatever you did... you really improved his voice and the song:)! Thank you...

[pmreamezzz]

I can finally watch this without cringing. Now I giggle. Life is good.

[billnye7]

Soo Funny

[BruceOville]

We represent the Lollipop Guild

The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.

And in the name of the Lollipop Guild

We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

[Lazybate]

oh god a chipmunk that is a pedophile

[saverivers]

I smell a new sample for Kanye's next joint.

[msalberti1]

Don't like hate crimes against Christians

NO MORE CNN here

LONG LIVE FOX

[mudphud8]

I like this song actually lol...

[champeens]

At least at double speed, the misery ends that much sooner.......

[ltyr2001]

Even at 1:24, I can't bear this guy.

It's so rinky-dink, so painfully cheesy, I just don't understand some people.

He belongs in a yellow tuxedo on the Lawrence Welk show. And THIS was our Attorney General? Geez!

[retr0act1ve]

A definate improvment...I agree the backwords version is very funny.

[jcfbell3001]

why are you lootercrats so angry? can any of you tell me? i don't have any personal hate for your eco/econo fascism...i just vote against you, and that's the end of it....

[RadioFreeSpike]

1:24 of JA singing is easier to take than 5+ minutes...

[johnconner91]

this is great

[spartacusrockes]

THis is as funny as him singing it backwards!

[DarthClam]

this is so fucking funny. i've watched it like 20 times.

[aphid5840]

John Asscrack.What a dolt.

[palmyrazephyr]

hahahaha good one

this guy is such a loser

[TalentMattersLV]

I laughed so hard I nearly threw up! This is BRILLIANT, and I love how Asscrotch runs out of breath at the end! Also, the vocal "flourishes" (very obvious in the slow, full-length version...) are hysterical! Thanks for this excellent start to my day!

[palmyrazephyr]

HAHAHHA "Asscrotch"

[TheTrueLion]

its alvin and the chipmunks on politics!

[alSation81]

Yes let the eagle soar ... but first let the old dude take a seat

[124052]

"only god no other KiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIngs...."

[MrMatteNWk]

One of Ashcroft's colleges in the Singing Senators sung like that too. It was Larry Craig when he was doing some things in the Minneapolis Airport he wasn't proud of (at least in public).

[LSFuckingD]

Asscrotch can really belt out the songs you never wanted to hear

[sloanscreen45]

The Mayor of Munchkin City

[mastersgate]

this is the guy who had a classic lady liberty statue from the 1930's removed from a public building because it had a bare boob.

[ioriorioriorio]

Seriously, this dudes music reminds me of the artwork Hitler would do: bland, boring, and cold, geometric. This is the musical equivalent of that

[vitaporst]

Serously, dude, you don't have a clue about Hitler!!!

[ioriorioriorio]

Fuck you douche.....do your homework, Hitler painted watercolors, mostly architectural stuff....I do have a clue, and an art degree from Yale (1983)...Go fuck a penguin!

[vitaporst]

how did you get the idea of fucking a penguin??

Is this what people with an art degree from Yale (1983)do when they are bored?

[ioriorioriorio]

Actually , I got the idea from Ashcroft- he went to Yale too.

[killtheabsence]

Hey hey hey, calm down. Be civil for chrissakes, people have been petitioning for penguin-human inter-special rights for some time now. Fuckin' insensitive prick.

[seaniesean5]

mmmm penguin

[another1shortdaymore]

please please let the chipmunks cover this song.

[XatxiFly]

Wow, this version is so much more tolerable and upbeat since it's not so dragged out. Attorney General didn't work out too well for him, and I know I'm not alone not wanting to see him in a position of power again, so maybe he should get a job with South Park.

[TheonlyROXDOG]

I don't know what is scarier: the abolition of habeas corpus or the fact that Ashcroft believes he is talented.

[jeffc1320]

classic... what's funniest is that Ashcroft is constantly asked to sing this neocon theme song whenever he gives a speech in the private sector... he wisely declines.... what an ass-clown...

[124052]

This is the stupidest thing i've ever seen...

Good job! lol XD

[phoneunlisted]

everybody who watched this video will be sent to guantanamo bay with all the other terrorists.

[jeffc1320]

among the funniest 90 seconds in YouTube history, if not so chilling in its ironic rhetoric. our national bird is more like a buzzard these days, thanks to this crew.

[jkellis]

A scathing political indictment coming from popular musical group "Alvin and the Chipmunks".

[19Tharg76]

fast or slow, this guy remains an arch-cunt

[TurkeyFarmer]

It sounds like this eagle has been sucking on a tank of Helium.

[MadScout]

ALVIN!!!!!!

lol