I take 8 minutes lathering up and 25 scrubbing because I work outdoors but even if it's indoors it's about the same. I hate myself for it. I do it a couple days a week. I know the contaminants at my workplace make me feel itchy but I have the feeling it's dirt instead of 'allergic reaction'. Here's an awesome energy saving tip: If you don't work or sweat >don't shower max 2-3 days<, than you'll have an awesome excuse for taking a long and even short shower for the days you didn't $hower!
30 minutes, 10 minutes applying soap, 10 minutes washing my face, 5 minutes brushing my teeth, 5 minutes drying my body, if i take more than that it means i had a wank
I don't think he actually has a wife. I think she's imaginary. He's just talking to himself and putting a little shower cap on the egg in order to fool himself.
i take an hour to shower...
WhatTheFluffyCakes 1 week ago
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I was taking a quick shower... then i took an arrow to the knee
Salvarzan 2 months ago
I was taking a quick shower... then i took an arrow to the knee
Salvarzan 2 months ago
@Salvarzan THAT ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKE IS OLD, YOU STUPID CUNT
andromida765 2 months ago
I take 8 minutes lathering up and 25 scrubbing because I work outdoors but even if it's indoors it's about the same. I hate myself for it. I do it a couple days a week. I know the contaminants at my workplace make me feel itchy but I have the feeling it's dirt instead of 'allergic reaction'. Here's an awesome energy saving tip: If you don't work or sweat >don't shower max 2-3 days<, than you'll have an awesome excuse for taking a long and even short shower for the days you didn't $hower!
5032THFullest 4 months ago
I spend around 20 min. actually in the shower and about 20 more min. doing other grooming stuff. :)
HarryPotter812970 5 months ago
1 our
mryahia12 8 months ago
Awooga
MaverickAbruzzi 9 months ago
30 minutes, 10 minutes applying soap, 10 minutes washing my face, 5 minutes brushing my teeth, 5 minutes drying my body, if i take more than that it means i had a wank
paparacit17 10 months ago
this video made me happy! maybe its the music
DanceChi 10 months ago
masturbate 10 minutes wash up 5 minutes
animalman1122 11 months ago
My motto is: anything less than an hour is not a shower. It's just freshening up and that's NOT a shower!!!
Ren090485 1 year ago
I take long ass showers, longest I've ever taken is 6 hrs., i fell asleep in shower when I was sick, though I average about 45 min. Showers or more
wwerussian26 1 year ago
What a fag
Satie3 1 year ago
i take 45 minutes everydayy (:
Sexypink147 1 year ago
im sorry to say this but y do a lot of black people smell like shit
sk8boysproduction 1 year ago
i enjoy shower,
i love warm(hot)water:D
i take a shower like 18 to 21 minutes:)))
zjort13 1 year ago
I don't think he actually has a wife. I think she's imaginary. He's just talking to himself and putting a little shower cap on the egg in order to fool himself.
Garyisarabbi 1 year ago 2
you'll pakis to be cleaner than any other race as they are religiously bound to wash before their 5 daily prayers
jackwills101 2 years ago
Line of the year
Supermercado 2 years ago
AWOOGA!!!!
pre3per 2 years ago
my favourite video on youtube.
AndyWild 2 years ago 2
akabusi`s a legend, west ham through and through and a diamond geezer
PS:AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGAAAA
Hammer4life 2 years ago
Kriss, you need to get back on fighting talk!
4Colours 2 years ago
"Oh hello! Excuse me!" Kriss Akabusi, I think I love you.
doyle20 2 years ago 2
wow, Mrs Akabusi must love that Chris takes less than 3 minutes for 'everything!'
benbanj 2 years ago 18
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
aydansavaskan 2 years ago
i know Chris was fast........but he comes in the room at 7.32....boils an egg.....and leaves at 7.25.
Record breaker!
lewilewis1 2 years ago 7
I love a bit of good old fashioned man-oven love.
jnash2007 2 years ago
Funny video.:D
I take 5 minutes everyday to take a shower, now with cold water.
101495u 2 years ago
I take from 30 minutes to about 45 in the bath...I guess you wouldn't enjoy reading this comment. Haha
LogicalAlex 2 years ago