The video cut off before the end in which the guy who keeps saying to Connelly that "I know you" actually did. He saw Connelly when he played a university gig in the very early days of his career.. Connelly couldn't believe he remembered him from so far back..
@theflylice Ah! Thanks! I thought that's what he said but I didn't understand what it meant haha so it made me question if he did actually say "about 60 days". Much appreciated.
What does Davey say to the guy who asks him how much his house is worth at 6:15? I've replayed it tens of times and still can't decipher what he's saying.
I had to remove my glasses when he came to the bit where the old lady made the cultery somersault because it was getting all wet from the tears that were streaming from my eyes
"I know you f*cking know me, I'm eating christmas dinner in your house" :'D
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Connolly; you have turned into the most boring fuking cunt in the world, dont get me wrong you are still funny but really really really FUCKING BORING
Most Scottish comedians are dour, not unfunny but they don't raise a real smile with there stories, eg Frankie Boyle. The only comedian I know who gets close to Billy Connolly is Kevin Bridges, give him a couple of years and he might be a true challenger. Until then Billy will reign supreme!
Billy, you are a legend! I just love your humour, mate. I'm from a wee place called "Dunoon". I know you are a little older now but I have also noted your acting ability which is again brilliant! Love you forever, mate!
"He's waiting for a fucking round of applause here" - Billy has the ability to make you crack up and cry laughing with such simple humour. This story is without equal
No, he doesn't mean he'd get 60 days to vacate the house. He means he'd get 60 days inside (ie in prison) for trying to sell his council house (it doesn't belong to him so it's fraud).
@redghost105 he means he'd get 60 days to vacate the house
Billy Connolly is the greatest comedian alive!! I've recently been watching the Australian tour DVD again and it's fantastic. Would love to get on the lash with him, he'd be a scream!!
@TheNoCoincidence After brief wiki search (I didn't get it either): I think it's cause the council houses are the british equivalent of "section 8" housing in America. So if he sold it, he'd be selling something that isn't his (and ultimately is government property). Hence the 60 days.
@TheNoCoincidence If you live in a council house, you are renting, you are a tenant, not an owner.The owners or landlords, can terminate the lease (under many varied circumstances) but the tenant is legally entitled to 60 days' notice to vacate the premises. The joke is that the guy posing the question assumes Davey is a home owner, who can choose to sell the house he's living in. The reality is, if the house is sold by its owners, Davey, the tenant, gets 60 days' notice, not a tidy profit ; )
@CapitalBhoy78 Fuck off, His whole life is prime, WTF have U done? Typed a wee message? PISH! Hes still touring if you wanna do somethin with YOUR Prime i suggest you go see em, or fuck off!
@Slapchop8 Mate I am a huge fan of his,both as a comedian and as a person,but you can't truthfully say that today he is still as funny as he used to be and there's no shame in that as he is like 70 years old now. "I know you,I know your face" priceless
@CapitalBhoy78 Im sure you have a great liking of the man. But wrong you are to believe he's any less funny, he just sold out a show in Los Angeles, you tell me one other Glasgow bloke of any age is Selling out shows anywhere......Who .... Rafferty? Yeah from the grave! I know comedy, Billy is my Chief always , and forever relevant.
I have tears in my eyes just watching Billy ....... .dying of laughter!!! If laughter is the best medicine, Billy must be the best doctor in the world.
it's just the middle that sucks!!he is SO wright!!it's true. my working class family and me, mix easally with the serious rich people!!because we do have seriously rich friends,who are just as bonkers as we!hahahaha great..........
I've seen him do the 'drunk from the feet up routine' on Parkinson from the 70s. That time it was in a bar where a drink called a zombie was served in a coconut shell. I wonder which one is true...
@neweler To be honest, I think that the (now 16 dislikes) are either people who like the unfunny "comediens"that waste TV/airtime nowadays, maybe alan carr, or the alan some other person OR maybe the daily mail readers (who I find that can't stand Scottish anything!)
Only comedian I've ever watched where you can watch watch the same clip 20 times on the trot and still laugh until it hurt. Utter legend is the Big Yin
PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!! Join our facebook group "get billy connolly on i'm a celebrity get me out of here" now and get your friends to join too!!
i just love it, when he drifts from one story to another, stays there for a moment and then at some point returns to the original story again... truly amazing.
i agree with billy completely when he says that the serious upperclass mix easaly with the working class!i'm working class and also have a few upper class friends i can laugh with ,till i piss myself laughing!!it's really the middle that sucks!!they're fucking wannabees!!by the way....i'd loved be at that christmas diner....hilarious
Do you have the video where he talks about being deflowered in a graveyard? I've never seen that bit since being in the UK, and I'm dying to see it again...it used to destroy me laughing. I think it was from this era!
....Following week everyone was back lookin' for her.
lol, I have the dvd with that on but not sure which one it is, I've got quite a few of his dvd's. I'm pretty sure that story is a part of his "Live - The Greatest Hits"
LOL! I caved after I wrote that comment and after 10 years (I saw it in 99) I finally just downloaded it via torrent. We actually had to PAUSE it halfway through because my face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
"My willie was glowin' in the dark!!!"
The motorcycle bit after that was likewise devastating! I got to meet him a couple of months ago while doing the backstage photos for Citizen Radio. I got my picture with him and I'm grinning from ear to ear.
Rock on! I'd love to meet the guy, he's been my favourite comedian and allround good guy for god knows how long. Gotta love his banana feet in his earlier days!
@frazledazzle11 lol....well, the guy lives in a council house...so when the guy say's "what do you think you would get if you sold your house.....as you can't sell a council house...he says 60 days..meaning 60 days in prison...i guess that's the penalty..lol
@khayman042 If you live in a council house, you are renting, you are a tenant, not an owner.The owners or landlords, can terminate the lease (under many varied circumstances) but the tenant is legally entitled to 60 days' notice to vacate the premises. The joke is that the guy posing the question assumes Davey is a home owner, who can choose to sell the house he's living in. The reality is, if the house is sold by its owners, Davey, the tenant, gets 60 days' notice, not a tidy profit ; )
@khayman042 60 days means its not his house belongs to the Council when is Local Goverment so selling a house that does not belong to you means jail time lol
@TotallyBursar well, the guy lives in a council house...so when the guy say's "what do you think you would get if you sold your house.....as you can't sell a council house...he says 60 days..meaning 60 days in prison...i guess that's the penalty..lol
"I'd get sixty days"!!! L.O.L. I can certainly relate to the disconnect in terms of "classism" and "getting on" with the affluent. Connelly is a mastermind.
The video cut off before the end in which the guy who keeps saying to Connelly that "I know you" actually did. He saw Connelly when he played a university gig in the very early days of his career.. Connelly couldn't believe he remembered him from so far back..
celticlofts 1 week ago
@celticlofts thats in part 2...
pissdrunk1988 1 week ago
love big billy! lol.
jestermoon 1 week ago
@theflylice Ah! Thanks! I thought that's what he said but I didn't understand what it meant haha so it made me question if he did actually say "about 60 days". Much appreciated.
MunchinOnDew 3 weeks ago
What does Davey say to the guy who asks him how much his house is worth at 6:15? I've replayed it tens of times and still can't decipher what he's saying.
MunchinOnDew 4 weeks ago
@MunchinOnDew "About 60 days", that would be his jail time if he sold the council house he lives in, it doesn't belong to him see.
theflylice 3 weeks ago
"chriStmas"
coxie 1 month ago
I had to remove my glasses when he came to the bit where the old lady made the cultery somersault because it was getting all wet from the tears that were streaming from my eyes
"I know you f*cking know me, I'm eating christmas dinner in your house" :'D
lagoondiver 1 month ago
'none of that flint pissh' hahaha
Adamoff 1 month ago
The whole thing's a ghastly nightmare
Hear, Hear, fuckin' terrible
I know you. I do
I KNOW YA FUCKIN' KNOW ME!
animagus1 1 month ago
Whiskey AND Tequila?! Fuck man!
Muppio 1 month ago
i do know you you know
MrRithinya21 1 month ago 2
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Connolly; you have turned into the most boring fuking cunt in the world, dont get me wrong you are still funny but really really really FUCKING BORING
TheGeorgegerrard 2 months ago
17people think this a fucking night mare...but they are wrong
CONOR1861 2 months ago
love it, the mans a genius
01563carol 2 months ago 2
moo!
CONOR1861 2 months ago
"I KNOW YA FUCKING KNOW MEH!" hahaaaa xD
LeonieOniePonie 2 months ago
17 people dont know him
CONOR1861 2 months ago
its all just a gastly nightmare HERE HERE FUCKIN TERRIBLE
skidderEz 2 months ago 3
...."about 60 days" ?? i dont get it!
TheBrradsullivan 2 months ago
@TheBrradsullivan he means he would get jail for 60 days as its a council house not his own to sell
markm10121 2 months ago
The transcribe audio tool on this is crazy. Almost as funny as Connolly.
cantthinkofaname0880 3 months ago
@cantthinkofaname0880 Thanks for that - didn't know it existed. It's like a Bad Lip Reading episode.
neek49 2 months ago
I know you... ;)
Mikez4 3 months ago
what sort of schnapps
g0d0fr0kk 3 months ago
"...D'you think we could go in?" LOL!!! X'D
ADEMruinedmylife909 3 months ago
is this from one of billy's dvds? if so which one?
AdamBekier 3 months ago
@AdamBekier Two night stand, possibly the best Billy Video ever.
latchie 3 months ago
deer that moo. my fave.
sbojify 4 months ago
3:00 ...
ACULTURE0 4 months ago
where was this filmed
rocknrolllives 4 months ago
Have you ever wondered why you don't see John Cleese and Billy Connolly in the same place.... 08:31 will tell you why
comikrocker 4 months ago
This is SO BLOODY FUNNY!!!!
smallfox2 5 months ago
He should be nicknamed "The Scottish Comedian." He's awesome!
ThePizzadude93 5 months ago
17 cunts dnt like this its either pressed bye mistake or GET A FUKIN LIFE
PORNSTAR6566 5 months ago
" I says, do you think we could go in? " HAHAHAHA !!!!!
glasgow1234 5 months ago
Toboggan!!
zascar 5 months ago 2
Great post, love Billy
iMaxAL 5 months ago
this has to be the best story!
RosesofWillows 6 months ago
i just wanna get pissed with him
edwards81 6 months ago 2
@edwards81 i was about to say the kinda fella you want to have a pint
validfor1hour 6 months ago
"Mooooo! Billy behave!" =)
Phoenix1664 6 months ago
Most Scottish comedians are dour, not unfunny but they don't raise a real smile with there stories, eg Frankie Boyle. The only comedian I know who gets close to Billy Connolly is Kevin Bridges, give him a couple of years and he might be a true challenger. Until then Billy will reign supreme!
sculli722 6 months ago 2
which dvd is this from?
AerithRosa 6 months ago
@AerithRosa This is from his Two Night Stand show. one of his best.
bassdude1000 6 months ago
"chinkie poo" hahahaha "i know you" that accent is brilliant XD
LaickaHooks 7 months ago 5
a feel stupid here but a dont get the 60 days joke
DAG241 7 months ago
@DAG241 Dave lived in a Council house which meant he didn't own it. If he sold it he would get 60 days in clink.
Bondidog 7 months ago 2
@Bondidog cheers mate but a asked my maw n she told me and then started laughing and stated calling me a silly cunt
DAG241 7 months ago
@DAG241 - LMFAO!
Bondidog 7 months ago
mark twain a comedian?
Catcherintherye11111 7 months ago
@7:56 that has to be one of my favorite quotes from Bill. Hahahaa
katewilko88 8 months ago
"i know you. i do .. i know you"
oddball991001 8 months ago
Billy is pure comedic gold. Can you imagine how awesome it would be like to have Billy and George Carlin over for a beer?
21aesir12 8 months ago
@21aesir12 holy crap that would be awesomeness mixed with epicness to bad George Carlin is dead though
mattmaman 8 months ago
funny as fuck.total gold.
sheamus316 8 months ago
We're nearly toffs!
ChristopherDone 8 months ago
Bigger than Kelvin grove!? gold
foiran 8 months ago
V neck pullovers soaked in gasoline and lite up make such lovely Christmas decorations for the drive.
sonoffar 8 months ago
13 people wear v-neck pullovers
topas82 8 months ago
He spends over a minute emphasising how rich these guys are. This is why I love the man.
venusasaboy1991 8 months ago
13 Fucking beige peaces of shit who have no sense of humor what so ever than just to play golf with there V neck pull overs.
Cyberdeamon 8 months ago
Man, that ''he's waiting for a fucking round of applause'' after saying how much his house is worth rings so true to me. I know many of those people.
CaliforniaJoker1 9 months ago
13 people "know" him...
orestisDisturbed 9 months ago 2
Billy, you are a legend! I just love your humour, mate. I'm from a wee place called "Dunoon". I know you are a little older now but I have also noted your acting ability which is again brilliant! Love you forever, mate!
knotinn 9 months ago
13 people own a volvo
piemuncher97 9 months ago 51
@piemuncher97 make that seventeen who are nearly toffs
danceoutnow 3 months ago
"Moo, or whatever f*ckin' noise they make..." XD Had me in STITCHES!
Kraken812 10 months ago 26
"I KNOW YOU FUCKING KNOW ME!!!"
Gets me every time.
bronmon1 10 months ago 2
"He's waiting for a fucking round of applause here" - Billy has the ability to make you crack up and cry laughing with such simple humour. This story is without equal
mardyben137 10 months ago 3
No, he doesn't mean he'd get 60 days to vacate the house. He means he'd get 60 days inside (ie in prison) for trying to sell his council house (it doesn't belong to him so it's fraud).
thegoodlife4us 10 months ago 5
@redghost105 he means he'd get 60 days to vacate the house
Billy Connolly is the greatest comedian alive!! I've recently been watching the Australian tour DVD again and it's fantastic. Would love to get on the lash with him, he'd be a scream!!
Voyagerguitarfreek 10 months ago
The Clachan Pub in Drymen
nice
Nathillien 10 months ago
Wooo! Bishopbriggs ftw! :P
gazzrfc1 10 months ago
fukin middle class pricks disliking this video, your all wankers, and sum upper class ppl, u fuk this whole world up. we working class are the best
davidegan300 10 months ago
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davidegan300 10 months ago
All I can say is I laugh till I cry EVERY time I see it. And I don't have a sense of humour!!!!!!
throbbylovegusset 10 months ago
Ah've never had Chritmas dinner....I've occasionally enjoyed ChirStmas dinner - but I still think Billy has the funniest stories from his life!
billyconnearly 11 months ago
@billyconnearly Ah've never had ChirStmas dinner... I've occasionally enjoyed ChRIStmas dinner - ...nah, just kidding. Haha. ;)
dazzrick 10 months ago
man i havent seen this guy in ages.
icametorock1 11 months ago
13 people didnt get the council house joke...
m16Effect 11 months ago
Wish you could upload "How to eat a Toblerine" LOL
penpapercoffee 11 months ago
''i know you, i know your face ''
WROTEFORLUCK85 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA...will be watching Billy live tonight in Oz.....should be a hoot! :oD
UltimateStaffyLover 11 months ago
@UltimateStaffyLover How was the show? I love Billy would love to see him live :)
TranceInMyPants21 11 months ago
He tickles my funny bone something fierce.... "I know you, I do." LMAO :D
Papillion1986 11 months ago
13 people have a volvo
Flare06 1 year ago
Mooo.........Billy behave.........
LeFeff 1 year ago 2
Mooo.........
LeFeff 1 year ago
13 people don't know him.
FNGamer 1 year ago
No, is it really whisky schnapps and tequila. Where does the heat come from, some chillies.
nath909 1 year ago
"My wifes been there a week she's already one of them.."HERE HERE!"
the simplest things from Billy just make me giggle my arse off :p
darkforcecus 1 year ago
I laughed so hard... even though i didn't understand a word he said.
peplegal32 1 year ago
There's nothing better than Chrit mas dinner!!lol
billyconnearly 1 year ago
I KNOW YOU-YOU KNOW ME!hahaha, omg. Tears comin out of my eyes.
Jorsalfar 1 year ago
Whistling Dixie - Chinky Poo! Love the Legend!
Quirks20 1 year ago
"Moo, or whatever f*ckin noise they make..."
funnigurl13 1 year ago
"None of that "flint" pishhh" Always makes me laugh...
ed1ss 1 year ago
fuck my english is not good enough to understand the joke with "60 days."..
TheNoCoincidence 1 year ago
@TheNoCoincidence After brief wiki search (I didn't get it either): I think it's cause the council houses are the british equivalent of "section 8" housing in America. So if he sold it, he'd be selling something that isn't his (and ultimately is government property). Hence the 60 days.
blade55440 1 year ago
@TheNoCoincidence If you live in a council house, you are renting, you are a tenant, not an owner.The owners or landlords, can terminate the lease (under many varied circumstances) but the tenant is legally entitled to 60 days' notice to vacate the premises. The joke is that the guy posing the question assumes Davey is a home owner, who can choose to sell the house he's living in. The reality is, if the house is sold by its owners, Davey, the tenant, gets 60 days' notice, not a tidy profit ; )
kikicrete 1 year ago
sounds like brian badonde
youngmasterpete 1 year ago
Which show is this clip from? I've seen it so many times, and it never gets old!
bassretro1993 1 year ago
@bassretro1993 Two night stand this clip is from>
squeakyba11s 1 year ago
"Herds of five-hundred, MOO or whatever fuckin' noise they make"
mardyben137 1 year ago
LOVE YOU BILLY CONNOLLY =D
IF YOU AGREE THAT THIS MAN IN HIS PRIME WAS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR...THUMBS UP xD
CapitalBhoy78 1 year ago 114
@CapitalBhoy78 I disagree.... I think he is STILL the greatest comedian ever
CNialDeMencha 8 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 Fuck off, His whole life is prime, WTF have U done? Typed a wee message? PISH! Hes still touring if you wanna do somethin with YOUR Prime i suggest you go see em, or fuck off!
Slapchop8 7 months ago
@Slapchop8 Mate I am a huge fan of his,both as a comedian and as a person,but you can't truthfully say that today he is still as funny as he used to be and there's no shame in that as he is like 70 years old now. "I know you,I know your face" priceless
CapitalBhoy78 7 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 Im sure you have a great liking of the man. But wrong you are to believe he's any less funny, he just sold out a show in Los Angeles, you tell me one other Glasgow bloke of any age is Selling out shows anywhere......Who .... Rafferty? Yeah from the grave! I know comedy, Billy is my Chief always , and forever relevant.
Slapchop8 7 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 one of the best.. george carlin to ..
arbakra 7 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 was .. IS!!!
ChelseaBeanstalk 6 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 the man has been in his prime from the start, Ive grown up listening to him as my parents are fans. Long live the Big Yin!!
romeosmummy 5 months ago 2
I have tears in my eyes just watching Billy ....... .dying of laughter!!! If laughter is the best medicine, Billy must be the best doctor in the world.
bigmerlin62 1 year ago
Billy conolly is the best comedian who ever lived!
maxx20091 1 year ago
"Rivers lakes and deer runnin about,herds of about 500 of em..moo or whatever fuckin noise they make"
misfitfiend83 1 year ago
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misfitfiend83 1 year ago
it's just the middle that sucks!!he is SO wright!!it's true. my working class family and me, mix easally with the serious rich people!!because we do have seriously rich friends,who are just as bonkers as we!hahahaha great..........
motyomeid 1 year ago
12 people wear v necks
StGoric 1 year ago
Mooo xDD
sharpie6shot 1 year ago
scottiewallace.would be phenomanal,but would he do it?only for a laugh,thats for sure.ant and dec would have difficulties "following that"
scottsma69 1 year ago
I've seen him do the 'drunk from the feet up routine' on Parkinson from the 70s. That time it was in a bar where a drink called a zombie was served in a coconut shell. I wonder which one is true...
tommyboomboom 1 year ago
12 born with no sense of humor
with ur donations we can help to kill them
neweler 1 year ago 48
@neweler : Wot for? They're already dead, ain't they? Someone give 'em th' malkie, sure. ;])
buzzclick500 8 months ago
@neweler To be honest, I think that the (now 16 dislikes) are either people who like the unfunny "comediens"that waste TV/airtime nowadays, maybe alan carr, or the alan some other person OR maybe the daily mail readers (who I find that can't stand Scottish anything!)
lynzmjfan 6 months ago
boo hahaa
gersfan53 1 year ago
Only comedian I've ever watched where you can watch watch the same clip 20 times on the trot and still laugh until it hurt. Utter legend is the Big Yin
qosbhoy 1 year ago 2
PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!! Join our facebook group "get billy connolly on i'm a celebrity get me out of here" now and get your friends to join too!!
ScottieWallace 1 year ago 2
what tour is this?
craigdavidhalsall 1 year ago
what tour is this?!
craigdavidhalsall 1 year ago
"How much will you get for your house?"
He said: " Oh about 60 days"
Haha Billy at his best there.
tommyoasis100 1 year ago
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midnightmorning 1 year ago
Brilliant,
12 people need to get a sense of humor
ICE420 1 year ago 2
lol absolutely love billy he makes me laugh every time i watch him. fascinating, and very clever man
budgemagoo 1 year ago
Tobbogan is my new go to answer... :)
Occupation; Tobboganist.
CaroKawaii 1 year ago
i know you. i dont know where but i know you. So what do you do. Tobbogan. No i mean whats ya job. Tobbogan. Im a tobboganist!!
xplygrlx90 1 year ago 2
' wishin he would just FUCK OFF' hahaha!!
tashpish 1 year ago
i just love it, when he drifts from one story to another, stays there for a moment and then at some point returns to the original story again... truly amazing.
TheSeb1208 1 year ago
i agree with billy completely when he says that the serious upperclass mix easaly with the working class!i'm working class and also have a few upper class friends i can laugh with ,till i piss myself laughing!!it's really the middle that sucks!!they're fucking wannabees!!by the way....i'd loved be at that christmas diner....hilarious
motyomeid 1 year ago 3
i pissed myself
XxFlashTuTorialsxX 1 year ago
Do you have the video where he talks about being deflowered in a graveyard? I've never seen that bit since being in the UK, and I'm dying to see it again...it used to destroy me laughing. I think it was from this era!
crinklefish 1 year ago
@crinklefish SHE VIOLATED MEEEEEEEEE
....Following week everyone was back lookin' for her.
lol, I have the dvd with that on but not sure which one it is, I've got quite a few of his dvd's. I'm pretty sure that story is a part of his "Live - The Greatest Hits"
YOUNOTCOOKING 1 year ago
@YOUNOTCOOKING
LOL! I caved after I wrote that comment and after 10 years (I saw it in 99) I finally just downloaded it via torrent. We actually had to PAUSE it halfway through because my face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
"My willie was glowin' in the dark!!!"
The motorcycle bit after that was likewise devastating! I got to meet him a couple of months ago while doing the backstage photos for Citizen Radio. I got my picture with him and I'm grinning from ear to ear.
crinklefish 1 year ago
@crinklefish
Rock on! I'd love to meet the guy, he's been my favourite comedian and allround good guy for god knows how long. Gotta love his banana feet in his earlier days!
YOUNOTCOOKING 1 year ago
which dvd is this from?
AerithRosa 1 year ago
what's chritmas? lol
maybs3923 1 year ago 2
i am lookin for the song where peeps are pissed and sing sharoamone ??any answers .
mrsmagoomcateer1 1 year ago
12 people didn't get the council house joke.....
jonnyrisas 1 year ago 49
@jonnyrisas i didnt get the council house joke, im really confused
frazledazzle11 1 year ago
@frazledazzle11 lol....well, the guy lives in a council house...so when the guy say's "what do you think you would get if you sold your house.....as you can't sell a council house...he says 60 days..meaning 60 days in prison...i guess that's the penalty..lol
jonnyrisas 1 year ago
@jonnyrisas I really didn't get it. The rest of it was fucking funny though. Could someone explain the 60 days bit?
khayman042 1 year ago
@khayman042 If you live in a council house, you are renting, you are a tenant, not an owner.The owners or landlords, can terminate the lease (under many varied circumstances) but the tenant is legally entitled to 60 days' notice to vacate the premises. The joke is that the guy posing the question assumes Davey is a home owner, who can choose to sell the house he's living in. The reality is, if the house is sold by its owners, Davey, the tenant, gets 60 days' notice, not a tidy profit ; )
kikicrete 1 year ago 4
@kikicrete a think youl find he ment hed get 60 days in the big hoose i.e prison if he tried to sell his coonsil hoose m8
ramies37 1 year ago
@jonnyrisas I really didn't get it. The rest of it was fucking funny though. Could someone explain the 60 days bit?
khayman042 1 year ago
@khayman042 if you look back in the comments you'll find the answer...it's really funny
jonnyrisas 1 year ago
@khayman042 60 days means its not his house belongs to the Council when is Local Goverment so selling a house that does not belong to you means jail time lol
SFXJohn 1 year ago
@jonnyrisas actually I didnt get it...if your talking about the "Id get 60 days"
could you explain?
redghost105 10 months ago
@jonnyrisas Did they get 60 days instead? XD
TotallyBursar 10 months ago
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@TotallyBursar well, the guy lives in a council house...so when the guy say's "what do you think you would get if you sold your house.....as you can't sell a council house...he says 60 days..meaning 60 days in prison...i guess that's the penalty..lol
jonnyrisas 10 months ago
"I know you, I do, I know you." HA!
rtenewsonone 1 year ago
What he says about the Middle Class Climbers is so true!
callumjohn 1 year ago 5
Billy clearly hasn't been near Bishopbriggs for a while...
mccarthief 1 year ago
@mccarthief Thats cause this is a good 10 years old now
TotnumMatt 1 year ago
Herds of five hundred Moo! or whatever fuckin noise they make.
EEEUURRGH! EEEUURRGH!
Autonova 1 year ago
within the first 45 seconds of watching this i had nearly choked to death on the ice tea i was drinking
there should be some kind of warning
The11colek 1 year ago 2
12 people wear V necks and drive Volvos
GoddyofWar 1 year ago 5
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GoddyofWar 1 year ago
Snake Eye. ((It's Whisky, Schnapps, & Tequila)) Yeah, that might get you a wee bit pissed.
grant52french 1 year ago 4
looooooooooool
zam4ex 1 year ago
I bet the 11 folk that disliked this were the middle class who fuck the thing up!
doorwindow7 1 year ago 15
@doorwindow7 yeah the V-neck volvo pull over crowd!
seamroglad2010 1 year ago
do ye think we can go in? fuckin quality!!
tashpish 1 year ago
"I'd get sixty days"!!! L.O.L. I can certainly relate to the disconnect in terms of "classism" and "getting on" with the affluent. Connelly is a mastermind.
TheArbiter74 1 year ago