Simon & The Bouncer

[LoafOfPint]

A worthy winner, 100% commitment and 100% enthusiasm in every task. Plus, the perpetrator of by far the funniest and most memorable clip in the show's history.

[SteveElOtaku]

Geez, towards the end it looks like he's trying to get eliminated...

[LoafOfPint]

@SteveElOtaku It didn't work.

[beccacullen11]

LEGEND

[kingice247]

Ladies and gentleman the winner of The Apprentice 2007!

[tan4eva]

Legendary Apprentice moment, PURE TV GOLD!!!

[FarmerDan92]

I didn't realise what they meant until he started to put the 3rd leg on

[Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy]

Is this acted?

[Freedom4Anyone]

He didnt realize were it was, I remember laughing and almost falling off my sofa!

[sunseaandparadise]

"Honestly guys at this moment in time we're dying"

"Is that really bad?" HAHA no shit

[saints1940]

"unbelievable"



[crazyhillbillies]

LMAOOOAOAOAOAOO

[StuRaz]

"Don't don't don't. Oh he is, oh my god what a pillock"!

Oh fuckin' hell, priceless.

[socalgoldengal]

i lost it when he started jumping and opening his legs hahaha at 2:00

[MrOobrownyoo]

I met Simon at the 2007 Grand Prix at Silverstone and he was laughing about this, which I found quite amusing.

[Belayka]

The expression on Sir Alan's face is priceless as Simon puts the first leg on. Golden moment of series 3

[LoafOfPint]

This remains the best thing ever to happen in The Apprentice, although "It was shameful!" is a respectable second. Everything about this makes me laugh, aside from the obvious innuendo - Simon suddenly stopping talking because the camera's changing, the part where Alan's begging him not to get on the trampoline and you can see him on his television already doing star jumps, the bit where the woman says "We're dying" and Tre asks "Is that really bad?"...Just a brilliant piece of television.

[LoafOfPint]

Oh yes, and of course the bit that sadly isn't included in this clip - right after this bit has ended, there's a transition scene before the boardroom where the announcer enthusiastically informs us that "between them, both teams have cost the TV station tens of thousands of pounds". That tipped me over the edge. A lot of the best comedy is the stuff that isn't written and this whole thing exemplifies that theory.

[JJAB91]

@LoafOfPint I don't get the innuendo, care to explain?

[crazyhillbillies]

@JJAB91 - it looks like his dick

[decentsomething]

simon is so innocent, but at least it made for excellent comedy. i REALLY wanna see footage of sir allan falling off his chair laughing at this! haha.

[cutiepiefreckles]

It costs 69.99 XD

[Hammerman24]

1:10 Oh god, Do you see where that is? XD

[FizziFi]

screw on the legs......lol

[BumperSticker95]

Hideously and painfully long!

[vaitomanocuseutubo]

What are you bloody doing???

[LoafOfPint]

Awesome bloke.

[Bawn1990]

what the fuck is that noise he makes at 0:07 in?

[kanenkitten]

I think he said "at"

[Bawn1990]

"if your a young child you can do this, if your an adult you can have fun"

[lewisner]

"I'll just open my legs" LMAO

[digitalmadheads]

"what a pillock!" hahaha

[cbak12sg]

This guy went in to win the series, when he should have been fired that week. Sir Alan fired Naomi for choosing bad products..... and Simon also chose a wheelchair for Naomi and Tre to sell!

[KurtCobainof21]

"If youre a child you can do this, If youre an adult you can have fun. You can jump on it"

lolololol very very true for the penis as well

[SmileeBabe]

LMAO! I laugh at that every time!

[oliversenord]

"At this moment in time guys ... were dying" Pause "Is that bad" hahaha

[tamusuki]

this is hilarious but the best part has always been "at this moment in time, we're dying" "is that really bad?"... he's thicker than simon.

[ziggazaggy]

He knew what he was doing he told me so !

[camblunt100]

I was in the Uk when this was showing and I watched it with my friend and will laughed so hard it hurt. Simon was just so oblivious to it all.

[01342663563]

"If you're a young child, you can do this.....and jump away" (while screwing the legs on the trampoline by his crotch)

I hate subliminal messages with a passion LMAO!! Does he even realise what he is saying to the kids?! LOL

[j7o8l9i1e]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llll

[pissymcfit]

im stoned and repeatedly watchin the star jumps, what a laugh

[lolfag93]

how can you laugh at this , i could barely watch i almost cringed myself to death!

[ThatIzzyGirl]

"What a pillack."

Hahaha- classic! xD

[L1LD1C3R07]

u mean pillock

[aarandir]

What a pillock.

[runescapeways]

what a pilak

[aarandir]

What a pilau rice.

[natalieforbishop]

What an Alaskan pollock

[MightyMadi]

A complete Wagner Friedric Polmock.

[anthem47]

What a crudely built pondok.

[SCE2AUX]

@MightyMadi What, you mean of the Frankfurter...er, Frankfurt school?

[cardwitch91]

I thought Simon was funny because of his innocence of the whole thing. I remember even now while they were in the boardroom and everyone still burst into laughter!

[Hax9]

i love how everyone else in the boardroom sort of backed up and let him take the fall when it was them who told him to demonstrate it !

but you can't blame them for the screwing and unscrewing thing !

[chubkuriboh]

no matter how many times i watch this i just laugh my head off lmao if they had christina on the trampoline they would've sold out in seconds lmfao

[jeffrags2]

2:10 - Honestly guys, I'm dying...of laughter!!

[xxlili222xx]

That was hilarious!!! Couldn't stop laughing!!

[some2see]

The funniest thing ever!!

[SugoiSugar]

ROFLMAO

[KamiKaziChicken]

"If you're an adult you can have fun"

Lol, it really looks like it

[eydiot909]

...and he won the bloody show !

He knew what he was doing. It's juvenile and hilarious !

[peterh4u]

No he did not do it on purpose

[lizzysg1]

does anyone know if there's a clip of sir alan's rection in the boardroom after?

[iwannabethegirl]

even a year on.

priceless.

what a twat.

[jkhsfunvnhjduhkvujhj]

omg you pillock

[l0lliepop]

GOD, I LOVE SIMON!! (:

[MrSoprano0125]

I wouldn't bhe able to stop laughing if I was one of the cameramen......

[tamusuki]

LOL. This never gets old.

The Apprentice this year has nothing on this.

[lucalucafiesta]

look where you've got the bloody thing resting on!

I love sir alan's responses as well showin how he's reacting to it, OMG so funny.

[ThaNamesKat]

one of the best things ive seen on TV! fan-fuckin-tastic

[louiseuk999]

OMG 2.02 is bloody hilarious!

[cardwitch91]

He was always so innocent so when they told him what it looked like he was doing he didn't know what to do. It was so funny that even Alan Sugar had a laugh when they got to the boardroom.

[klio0921]

That just was unbelievably hilarious!!!

[switchstatix]

"if you're a young child you can do this" hahaha! 1:40 just watch that bit over and over, incredible

[SkasasParadigm]

wat ep in s3 was that in?

[TomHallPD]

Week 10: Selling on TV

:)

[thebeetleboy7]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worra mong!!!

lmaoooooo

[spookler]

That other girl in the background with dark hair's getting pissed off lol.

[mrman890]

thats what i call proffesional

[SixthEllia]

lol "You can really enjoy yourself" ahahaha.. oh how true you are...

[pwnageprata]

(as he appears to be j-ing off): "if you're a young child you can do this, if you're an adult you can have fun." LOL!

[mrman890]

how did he get hired but i have to admit its dam right funny

[clairebbz]

This makes me cry with laughter every time!

[supashoopa]

jog on mate, my response wasn't directed at you

[brhodes0]

ooooh, supashoopa your such an internet tough guy. wanker.

[supashoopa]

sarcasm? ur doin it rong.

[Dizintograte]

haha i love you Tre. The Professional goes "Honestly guys at this moment in time we're dying" Tre goes "Is that really bad?" LMAO.

[SamplesKilledMusic]

I strongly agree.

[Dizintograte]

"Don't Don't Don't, Oh he is, Oh My God what a Pillock... " Rofl.

[BigFatLedgend]

lmao is all you can say

[sparkyBaller4Life]

pillok

[blahhblahh2000]

"look where he's got the bloody thing rested on" hahahaha

[cardwitch91]

I nearly died laughing when I first saw this!

[darklight1506]

It was about my mum wasn't it?

After all she has done for you!!!!

Is there anything I can do to resolve this ongoing feud. It does neither you nor mother any favours.

[rockchic21]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[bridgman8909]

yes it is funny, i agree wiv that but i just fink that guy ruins it a bit

[s16j]

haha interesting :P

[supashoopa]

so it's funny because of him and at the same time the video is ruined because of him?

right

[easynowww]

I can't some ppl are soo dumb to actually belive Simon was NOT acting here and the whole episode much less the series was all dramatised for the TV audiences. Simon, the Apprentice production staff & the TV Channel concerned all planned to make some part of this episode a comedy, Simon WAS acting, the tv channel new this, its just to make the viewers tune in more, i know cuz ive met Simon, lol.

[bridgman8909]

yea, i lyk sir alans reactions, they're funny, i just fink the guy, in sir alans words, is a pillock

[bridgman8909]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooh wasnt tryin 2 b funny, it jus is a pile if shit u cunt

[bridgman8909]

hu are u, do i no u?

[hitmanhatton11]

You dont know neone and noone wants to know you.

[SamplesKilledMusic]

Have you a small dog called Jordan?

[bridgman8909]

u talkin 2 me?

[bridgman8909]

fukin pile of horse shit

[s16j]

....amazing! STill makes me laugh hahaha

[wesex]

The reason Sir Alan Sugar is so good is because he has not wasted his life in education, people get brainwashed by it, and think it's okay because the goverment and teachers say so. When they get out of uni and are in there mid 20s they really dont have a clue how to work in the real world. Although they have great knoledge its pointless if you can't use it in the real world.

[thedevil2020]

touché

[Xithinar]

There are a lot of things to be said about this: Sir Alan's expressions at the beginning and end of the clip; where Simon bends the leg of the trampoline up at 1:06; how some things he says coincide perfectly with what he is doing; the fact you can hear the crew laughing when Simon is on screen....

I mean, did Simon HONESTLY not realise what he was doing?!

Hahahahahahahaha!

[lewisner]

"You can really enjoy yourself, just jump on it" PMSL

[allgiggles1984]

lol haha

[pervy07]

still prefer the time where he's ironing tre's shirt and is like "im ironing tre's shirt, have no idea why" !!!

simon n tre= the funniest!!!

[Eddievedda1]

"You can really enjoy yourself"

"*screws leg on enthusiastically*"

ROFL XD

[mallohallo]

as funny as that was...why didn't Tre prompt him when he first rested it on his crotch?

[Joeyjojo52]

classic TV

[tishapandya1]

I LOVED HIM, he was priceless in the episode, has to be one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time

[skysthelimit112]

imagine if he said what he said at 2:00 while he was still screwing the legs on.

[sweetsugarhoney00]

LMFAO "if youre a young child you can do this."

[mojoutube]

LOL he's so cute coz. he's so innocent!

Sir Alan's face was totally priceless LOL.

I'm surprised even Tre didn't laughed.

[allgiggles1984]

wooooooooo now he's having fun and so are we LMAO hahaha nice1 si

[m8053]

1:30... "you can really enjoy yourself - just jump on it and start jumping away".... love it!

[stripy4]

"At this moment in time we're dying." "Is that really bad?" My sister and I were in Hysterics over this, we couldn't stop laughing. XD XD XD XD

[english35]

whats even funnier than that is Sir Alan's 'shell-shocked' face when he says "Unbelieveable" hahahaha ... priceless

[tamusuki]

"At this moment in time, we're dying." "Is that really bad?"

Simon is the best. This video never gets old.

[prettygal222]

lmao omg soo funni!! "if you're a young child u can do this, if you're an adult u can have fun" joker

[QymLym]

OMFG THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[stylershutts123]

Its funny hw he did it once lmao but siz times LMFAO hw funny hes a bit ob a pillok glad e won:) bt kristina shud ov she woz amaznin!!

[Rhimeson]

lol classic

[wenchie1]

Watching this again, it's hard to believe the prat won the competition! What was s'ralan thinking? LMAO! Thanks for making me laugh!

[Lawless66]

This was clearly the best moment of the entire series. Him bouncing and flapping his arms about actually had me rolling on the floor in hysterics.

[paolabraga]

"should i have a go on it?"

Oh God!!!

[CeCe000]

this is sooo funny

[basusj]

'Have a look at that...it's an ideal excerise accessory, you can have a fun time on it, you can really enjoy yourself, just jump on it and start jumping away. If you're a young child you can do this, if you're an adult you can do this...?! The man's a genius!!

[ribenaddict]

if home shopping channels were this funny i'd watch all the time.

[WannabeComedian3721]

what a pillock

"We're dying"

"Is that bad?"

[crazyeddyfreak]

Lol!!! Oh my god, this is a true classic moment...thanks for uploading it!