CockFail vs DickWins

[TheEmptyHunter]

lol this is an old video but the verse about tattoos occurs in the same book as the laws against homosexuality... which also happens to occur only once in the same book....

[TheThevideoguy]

I watched some that guys videos and DAMN @Coughlin616 I literally felt as if I was going to vomit. He is a disgusting human being.

[carrboygirl]

As much fun as this video is I can't wait until it's over so I can watch the one in the related videos 'Coughlan vs DrinkingWithBob', giggling already.

[BlackMetalGamer]

I fucking love your videos.

[AtheismCentral]

Gay Jewish Communist? Oh my...

Well, I am Bisexual, and I am half jewish, and I am a communist. lol.

[CauzerKid]

'Hello Cuntface. I hope you die in a carcrash'.

Made my day :')

[TheHotsaucekiller]

you know what sucks turning into an atheist AFTER you have a cross tattooed on your right arm(for some reason all of the crosses are on the right arm) now im branded with a cross even though i represent the complete opposite i got this tattoo when i was 5 or 6. so i am living proof that either tattoos are ok, the bible is bullshit,or my parents don't actually read the bible.i think it number three because i never seen them read the bible except what the pastor says to read

[ceoshinobi10]

I'm clicking the family guy vid now... anyone else?

[TheGodofspeed]

Zealot tatoo? like... halo elites?

[LustinForBlood]

Great video.

[grendelee]

Why, and this cockfail guy isnt a parody? Man, that is some serious drugged up mental gymnastics.

[wearestarstuffsagan]

christian hypocrisy FTW

[imthedonna]

No one lies more blatantly or more often than Christians. At least that's my experience. The more devout they claim to be the more they lie every time they open their mouth.

[Spocktacular96]

@Coughlan616 After watching this video i have come to two careful conclusions. 1 I love you 2 I should subscribe to you now because you're to fucking smart to ignore

[WakeUpRory]

Hey Coughlan, before I watched this video I had to sit through a mormon commercial. Do you choose the commercials before your videos?

[mackka30]

Watching these videos are the reasons I love youtube. People with actual intelligence breaking shutting down idiots who spread ignorance.

[aznlalaland]

@mackka30 pretty sure cockfail is too stupid to spread even convincing misinformation. I mean THAT'S hate mail? I know that's bull because I've sent him countless cuntface messages and he has now blocked me from writing more so I know he has read my way worse hate mails. Also, how did he go from hate mail from a Christian to a generalization of hate mail from atheists? Yeah, he's way too stupid to convince anyone of his POV to begin with.

[grungeface87]

Don't the birth and death/resurrection happen four times? As in once in each gospel? I could be wrong, I haven't actually read the bible...

[Coughlan616]

@grungeface87 it doesnt happen 4 times, its mentioned 4 times

[luclfersangel616]

I had flashbacks when you mentioned A Serbian Film.

[markieinger1]

Do u ever do videos that have a positive vibe at all? it seems all u do is argue with other youtubers

[Coughlan616]

@markieinger1 why is arguing automatically negative? and you do realise that this is what youtube was made for?

[johndebbra]

i said it before i will say it again,you can make a career doing videos on this guy

[Nagneto]

Ah that hypocrite again.Nice.

[LoneRookRS1]

I don't know what's worse, the sound of anti-gay christian bigotry to the retarded beat of a drum, or the self-righteous martyred tone of his voice. I reckon he is in the closet, and sees christianity as a shield by which to hide and supposedly "cure" himself and others.

[bossman103]

I dont have tattoos and I dont want,Personally dont hink zealot is very christian just my opinion. I dotng et religious tattoos anyway what ahppens if yu change ur beliefs can happen. Secondlyy Mitchell jesus never said anything about homosexuality so he was really against it wasnt it. The guy we are supposed to mimic said nothing about it yes makes sense. I am a christian and i dont feel being a homophobe is being part of that religion end of

[kram83au]

christians,are like toys for atheists to play with for when we get bored. there like plaudoh, they can be stretched anyway you like, and if you want to ,you can tear them apart at will.

[MrSealclubber101]

don't bullshit coughlan, zealot is a type of elite, obviously it's a halo tattoo!

[wesleysonic]

You can't have a religion and be a communist.

[dsglop]

(Paraphrased) "If God can override his rules about not sinning, can he suck a dick?"

That made me laugh really hard.

[Jacobsenacc]

What happend to "Below job bar"?

[55ella2007k]

I don't comment much on your vids, but wanted you to know, that they brighten my day, when I get too damn depressed about all the shit that's going on. Thank you.

[ScrapGoldBass]

the ANSWER TO THE TATOO THING-- the prohabition of tatoos was for LEVITE PRIESTS only!!!

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@ScrapGoldBass Yet Jesus never said anything about homosexuality. Paul did (hint: Paul was not Jesus...maybe you should call yourselves Paulites?)

[ScrapGoldBass]

@IamLiterallyRetarded You are right-now what does that have to do with tattoos? :) Also, what gave you the impression that Im a Christian? ie "you guys"

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@ScrapGoldBass My point was that Christians don't actually care about what Jesus did or said (like "I have not come to change the law"), they use Christianity as a filter to present their own opinions. SO, if a Christian likes tattoos they ignore the laws against them. If they are homophobes they quote Paul.

I got the impression that you were a Christian by watching your video to the Rational Roundtable.

[ScrapGoldBass]

@IamLiterallyRetarded I think what you say is true--SOMETIMES. There are cases where xians struggle to hold a belief taught in thier church of whatever--but it may conflict with what they want to believe.Even Paul in the bible talks about this inner struggle. Do you think there are NO topics in theology open to debate among xians? I do. About tattoos i honestly think its refering to levite priests-not because i llke tattos :)

[skywize]

I love the fact that he called the tattoo thing an obscure passage and only mentioned once.... k..... In his Uganda video, he posts 3 bible passages, to make his case against homosexuality....well, two had nothing to do with it at all... And we're back to an obscure passage about something only mentioned once...

[jonstewartfanboy]

Pure win dude! LOL

[InvertedHorizon]

This video is so great

[marniespeaks]

well done and I can't believe you watched the Serbian movie - well, yes I can, but ew

[skepticalreasoning]

This is one of your funniest videos in a while. This one is laugh out loud funny. Nice work.

[PawnBACM]

lol. awesome job.

[hairyreasoner]

Just once.

Holy fucking flying fuck.

Madness. Or at the very least, silliness.

[Eopyk]

Awsome pwnage of this fundie fuctard.

All love and respect

[Sykotix1]

Yikes. Just read the plot of "A Serbian Film" on wikipedia. I've never wanted to watch a film less. Sounds fucked up beyond belief.

[sheri226]

Excellent video.. I miss these videos, you should do more of these types.

[serioush]

I's amazing how much his words can piss me off without even needing to know what he's saying.

[chaoszieg]

how can a passage from the word of god be "obscure" and what is obscure about

"Do not get a tattoo" ? sounds pretty direct and specific to me

[HybridD91]

Christians need to use YouTube more often XD. Idiots.

[thegodlessatheist]

to be fair, I have to say that the crucifixion happened four times, once in each gospel. However, it was different each time, soooooo... yeah. It's still bullshit.

[hens0w]

most of those are written about 4 bloody time and then some-more by Paul

[Coughlan616]

@hens0w I said "happened"

[Zierota]

This nemesis is yours! Make him your baby!

[Nuthriz]

Man, this channel just keeps getting better.

And no sarcasm do I mean here, verily admiring Coughlan's general educated criticism. Such activists are of great value to humanity, imho.

[xxhellspawnedxx]

What's mentioned about gay people only occurs once in the bible, as well as all those things Richard brought up. So, in essence, he frees gays from any biblical yoke here. I would wanna see him try to argue his way out of that. What a tosspot.

[Kingslayer76]

"Does that not mean that god could come down and suck a dick if he wanted to?"

LMFAO wow. SUBBED.

[thernr]

KO

[IncendiarySolution]

Wow, really well done dick.

[2ndsB4]

hahaha awesome, that is what my colleagues and i call "battle".. when someone is so terribly debunked.. wonderful :)

[SephieRothe]

Actually the creation of the earth occured twice, though the stories contradict each other. The ressurrection is referenced in at least 4 books but again the stories are contradictory. However wearing clothes that don't match your gender only appears once, and while gay men are condemned twice to my memory, lesbians are only condemned once. Therefore Jebus wants us all to be transgendered lesbians

[Agilaz1989]

Great vid Dickmaster. Glad to see you're back to doing what you do best ^^

[Brascofarian]

"...not only are you a communist, you're a jew and a terrorist..."

Perfect Richard, bloody perfect! XD

[REVAN2338]

REALLY A SERBIAN FILM, OF ALL THE MOVIES XD

[OxTheWriter]

So, after all this time, he's still using that faux-Gary Glitter music?

Wait, Gary Glitter...oh, my sweet Jeeeeeeebus! Cockfail's a secret gay Christian pedophile!

[GreenLulz]

L0l. "Could God come down and suck a dick if he wanted to? -Just asking."

[NOMCCBAMA]

WOW!!! Are you two seriously arguing over this crap?

[Coughlan616]

@NOMCCBAMA wow are u seriously gonna argue about us arguing over this crap? Do u honestly find the idea of people arguing over crap on the internet shocking?

[NOMCCBAMA]

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[isaveu]

Coughlan is the video you did regarding Obamas Birth still up? I am dating someone who's parents are mental and I need them to see it .

[Coughlan616]

@isaveu Did i do a video about that?

[FangoFan68]

@Coughlan616 It is videos like this is the reason you are my favorite vlogger on you tube. By the way, i also have that movie, the serbian film i have not watched it yet, but i would like to know, what you think about it, and when i watch it, i will tell you what i think about it. Thank you.

[Coughlan000]

@FangoFan68 Its fucking horrible. Ive seen alot of twisted and fucked up asian/european cinema but that film takes the fucking biscuit

[FangoFan68]

@Coughlan000 LOL o k man. i will probably feel the same way, you rule man. Hey can i use one of your videos clips that is, in my new segment best videos on you tube :D For a week.

[FangoFan68]

@Coughlan000 LOL o k man. i will probably feel the same way, you rule man. Hey can i use one of your videos clips that is, in my new segment best videos on you tube :D For a week.

[Coughlan000]

@FangoFan68 Help yourself mate

[FangoFan68]

@Coughlan000 Thank you.

[whedonfreak976]

@Coughlan000 man this video is so funny. and the only tat that guy should have says twat bag on his head :D thanks for exposing you tube losers.

[InvertedHorizon]

@isaveu I'm sorry.

[thelegendmyst1]

These are my favourite videos of yours dick. Please do more!

[DarkTheAtheist]

Always a laugh to watch your videos mate.

[TheSecretEye]

Fucking amazing video. Dead on.

[bleunt]

Dear fucking god, the repetitive music of his videos. O_O

[Scraxs]

I'm Serbian so I didn't mind a Serbian film :D

[sinbysin666]

@Scraxs It's not just a serbian film... it's A Serbian Film.

[Scraxs]

@sinbysin666 That's right. Pressing shift is just too much effort for a youtube comment sometimes.

[sinbysin666]

@Scraxs That wasn't my point. I thought you were talking about Serbian films in general, and not the one titled "A Serbian Film".

[Scraxs]

@sinbysin666 I know, and knowing is half the battle.

[TheCurmudgen]

I can't get past the concept of a holy orgasm by a godly blow job....

[HoxMouse]

Holy shit this guy again, he just gets dumber by the damn day doesn't he? Still great stuff Richard, he deserves every piece of hate mail he gets and he deserves every video tearing him a new asshole for his wormy bullshit way of talking that he gets.

[OatSharpener]

I burt out laughing when I heard that stupid drumbeat of his video.

[MrWarrenLO]

God Deep Throat was boring...

[stompySharpNpointy]

@MrWarrenLO Dude its a porno!! not the Godfather! lol fast forward was invented for porn :)

[MilitantPeaceist]

I find it ironic how he says it is only 1 passage, yet some of the things he complains about (re gay) are only represented once as well. Cog diss + confirmation bias - the daily staple of Cockfail.

Oh & I would seek therapy after that Serbian movie Dick coz when it happened to me, I didn't & look how I turned out.

[KnownNoMore]

"Doesn't that mean that God can come down and suck a dick"

Well he did sort of rape mary, and rape is a sin in the bible

Of course, BEING raped is an even bigger sin in the bible...

[RestInPieces777]

Coughlan, I wonder if you're going to comment on the whole "Elevator Guy" controversy with Rebecca Watson and Richard Dawkins? You'll probably be a lot more sensible about it then TAA was.

[Coughlan616]

@RestInPieces777 Honestly? I couldnt give less of a fuck about that little piece of non-drama.

[RestInPieces777]

@Coughlan616 Good.

[pr0t0typeB0Y]

@Coughlan616 And I truly thank you for that my friend.

Peace.

P.S. Thank you to for owning cockfail again!

[FangoFan68]

@Coughlan616 super awesome video man. i love a lot of your vids, but i especially get a kick out of you ripping someone apart :D those are my favorites. and it looks like this twat needed an ass kicking :P 

[sinbysin666]

@RestInPieces777 Controversy? Seriously?

[jcdark]

Awesome video :o

[TIPinkUnicorn]

I think there's a verse in the bible that says Molotov Mitchell is an abomination. But to be fair, it was just one verse.

Generally I don't have any problem with christians, but this guy represents the worst kind. All of his sins are not really sins, but all the things he doesn't like are horrible horrible. Self righteous prick.

[TheBoyFromNorfolk]

I love my tattoos even more because they are verboten.

[quexalcoatl]

Tactfully fucking awesome.

-----> ;9

[GreatBigBore]

And some of the Jesus stuff is repeated. But you still have an excellent point with the other items. Sodom & Gomorrah also happened only once. Lots o' stuff.

[GreatBigBore]

Actually, the creation story occurs twice.The second story starts at Genesis 2 : 4. Good job on fighting off the smokes.

[pantocyclus]

You picked an easy target, but one who richly needs to be pwnt.

[Coughlan616]

@pantocyclus Please name me someone who isnt an easy target. Fox news is an easy target but its such a popular & powerful one it demands attention

[sassuhfrass93]

Hello cuntface. LOL.

[ChristianTheeAtheist]

molotov wouldnt let me post my video as a response. and he blocked me, since my comment against him has 64 likes. thats more likes than the video itself has. its nice to know that im a big enough thorn in his side to merit being put on his block list.

[wilfredthebold]

3:27 "If tattooing is truly an abomination.., it should have been mentioned more than once in scripture."

Verses proscribing body paint: 1 (Lev 19-28)

Verses proscribing graven images: at least 3 (Ex 20-4; Lev 26-1; Deut 27-15)

Verses proscribing eating pork: at least 4 (Lev 11-3; Deut 14-8; Isaiah 65:4; Isaiah 66-17)

Verses proscribing abortion: 0

[theeyeisblind]

i've been missing the dick's pwanages of cockfail...

[lesleyblooddotcom]

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[theeyeisblind]

cockfail's performance reminds me of glenn beck.

[LeftWingPOG]

oh shit, did you get punched in the face man?

[PeterThenn]

According to NWO Conspiracy Theorists, the Illuminati are Servants of the Devil.

And this is from Illuminati TV.

Hmmm, Could it be (pause) Satan.

[lazyperfectionist1]

I think we all owe this cat a big debt of gratitude for providing Coughlan with so much material.

Wait. "...eating each other?"

[southpawOO7]

dick FTW (never thought i'd make that comment)

[Anekantavad]

I just had a look at his channel. The man's a masochist.

Is that a sin, I wonder?

:-)

[mronionsalad]

You should make a response to every single one of his videos. These responses are awesome!

[majordel7]

hahaha the bible says not to get a tattoo, but jesus/god got a tattoo... therefore I can get a tattoo?

the bible says not to kill people, but god killed people... therefore I can kill people?

[gilless429]

@majordel7 And since at one point Jesus throws death curses on three towns, I guess mass murder is okay too.

[Adnaana]

Dude, how awesome are you??? Please keep this up for the love FSM and IPU.

[OuranianCyclops]

a christian with a terrorist jew tatoo on his arm is n1

[LarkinYT]

dude tell me who beat your ass up?

[Iceyguy101]

Man A Serbian FIlm takes the cake for disturbing fucked up shit XD

[HHOinfo]

Very Good, not just the content, but also the calm and precise way it is presented.

A real joy to watch.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

His voice and music is so stupid.

[atheistryan]

A Serbian film is one fucked up movie

[SoAndZu]

Molotov Cockfail has a lot of natural charisma. It's a shame he's such a fart piper.

[hoboboxerjoe]

Arguing against these people is both hilarious and sad, but mostly hilarious. Good job again, Coughlan!

[SANHEDRIN666]

4:35 "these only happened once jason..." hahahahhhha, loved it

[xxdeathx]

you look like a zombay only reason I'm subbed

[DarthBenadic]

@Coughlan616 insted of watching a surbian film to tourchure yourself, why not watch an Amazing Atheist video?

I can't believe I use to like that whiny cunt!

[pykezer]

That was awesome, Classic Coughlan pwnage. Leaves me all warm and fuzzy inside.

[BitterCanuck]

That's some thorough ownage.

[johncwilson]

Thank you man, I needed that... nothing ends a bad day better than a good laugh at cockfail!

[drumrnva]

Choice.

[gingerkid1995]

I laughed so hard at the "M.I. Gay" bit xD

[ultimateinfinite]

Brilliant. Richard, what are all of your other channels? I only know this and 000

[ZPM7]

I raged for hours when I stumbled on that series of videos. That guy is such a smug fucking douche.

[TheEVILutionist]

The bible IS full of shit... It is now cos I ran outta loo roll a few days ago but hey, at least I got some use out of it... Oh thought of another use **door stop** any more?

[SuperDESTROYER71]

Great vid!

[superfuzz]

each of the commandments is only said once so we can ignore them too?

[vadimcream]

Serbian film was amazing.

And it's true, Cockfail really does bring out the best in you.

Aww yeah.

[Zentz29]

Cocain isa hell of a drug...

[MeanBlackDude]

This guy seems to leave himself open to debate on every video. JUST from viewing this video.....if this is a weekly thing....then he's open every day, lol. I won't watch him though, I leave that leg work to you, homeboy.

[Coughlan616]

@MeanBlackDude "You cant just piss on the internet and expect people no to piss back, self ownage is a motherfucker" MeanBlackDude June 16th 2009

[PlanetBongoSan]

its a real shame you can't enter that in the pwnage olympics cos that is fucking gold standard right there

[YY4Me133]

Coughlan616, you are a delight.

[nauroticdax]

wierdly my first thought was ur hair looks nice in this vid.......eww

[MrRyukage]

Cockfail doesn't scare me at all, I pretty much find Cockfail pathetic.

[AboutRoberts]

RICHARD "THE DICK" COUGHLAN!! U wonderful man!!!

I found this guys videos a few days ago, and i have never wanted to hurt a someone so much in my entire life! (And ive had some horrible shit dont to me by the way).

So thanks for giving me a laugh and some relief from this putrid detestable vile sack of shit.

I do honestly believe that this is the only good thing to come from this his existance.

[DarkMatter2525]

Great vid, Richard. There's something very therapeutic about watching that piece of garbage getting the shit pwned out of him.

[Ironfistconsumerist]

You look like a disease-infested crackhead. I like you.

[cha0sniper]

I can't even listen to this guy's BS. The saddest thing is he doesn't even recognize his own fallacious thinking.

[petehjr1]

Judean Crack Suicide Squad... Wait for it...

[CoolCrazyAtheist]

Fuck god I am getting my tattoo!

[Roseybaby63]

So....you watched that disturbing, sick movie. Disgusting, wasn't it? The end was so fucking depressing.  Shit, the whole thing was depressing...and twisted. You can never unsee it, my friend, never. Sigh.

[Webarton]

Another great vid

[atheistrocker100]

Is that poo on his face?

[CarolineATRC]

@atheistrocker100 No its a birthmark 

[atheistrocker100]

@CarolineATRC Yeh cool, looks more like a skid mark to me

[AuntieDiluvian]

That dealt with him very nicely.

[AtheistAussie]

Once again we witness some lovely work by the dicks. One is called dick, the other IS a dick.

[anlaff]

fuckin el, you finally done a video i enjoyed watchin

[CarolineATRC]

Cockfail tries to hard to be cool and "edgy" and he fails hard

[billygutter01]

That was fun!

[MarkArandjus]

Wait a sec Richard! YES HE DID ADMIT HE HAS A ZEALOT TATTOO! Where? I'm glad you asked :

watch?v=JdytVMJ-Erg

0:57

[francerulzv99]

@MarkArandjus Nice find!