ITT Tech commercial Parody

[hornedfrog2000]

nah, pretty sure it's aids.

[Xcorgi]

LOL! That's about the time of night their low budget commercials air. When everyone is settled in for a long night of masterbating to hard core porn. Or during the Jerry Springer Show! What does that tell you about them?

[Halloffamer333]

Hands down better then that bowling one.

[shmuli9]

This is hilarious... It seems like INVARIABLY "the wife is a stay-at-home mother"...

[moosedrummer1]

Green ass pool there

[thecico12345]

Why is this dude fat but has skinny legs and arms?? Does he have AIDS? cause that cause muscle lose stuff.... lol

[gunglitcher]

@thecico12345 Its cuz I'm a drummer lol. I got arm and leg muscles but my torso is fat. No AIDS.

[thecico12345]

@gunglitcher lol but you dont have any muscle on yer legs and arms thats what i was saying.. You have little thin skinny limbs lol

[gunglitcher]

@thecico12345 I've got a little bit lol, not much xD mostly in the legs from playing Double Bass all the time. But yeah I guess I do xD but no AIDS for me YAY

[Bangtajra123]

@gunglitcher Don't even explain yourself to this clown. You can tell how "awesome" he is by his dumbass comments: "Does he have AIDS? cause that cause muscle lose stuff.... lol"

[hamwallettv]

@thecico12345 so he can fist fuck your mom. What the fuck do you care? so fucking what? go count your dick you slacked jawed self esteem-less douche. you're probably one of those kids that talks about "fucking bitches" and "making out with hot chicks" when the only pussy you've seen has been your sisters when she's getting her diaper changed you pathetic fuck.

[thecico12345]

@hamwallettv hahaha look everyone hamwallettv is nerd raging!!! Lets all point and laugh at this pathetic loser!!! hahaha

[hamwallettv]

@thecico12345 piss out your aaaaaaaaaaassssssssss shit out your diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

[ManicTheManic]

A.K.A fatties excuse for why he has chicken legs

[gunglitcher]

@ManicTheManic giggle with me, giggle with me.

[CliffyNotes]

haha funny. I made an ITT Tech parody too. search "ICUP Tech"

[sisambrose]

"Now I'm doing exactly what I wanted to been doing."

Timeless.

[vadix2011]

yu did not turn the car off, hahah.. "and now im doing exactly what i wanted to been doing" bahahaha

[Irocksocks95]

Lol at first I wanted to kill everyone with this sword but then relised I probably shouldn't omkfaj that's hilarious braw

[kaleab]

Where do you live man?

[gunglitcher]

@kaleab NY, why?

[kaleab]

@gunglitcher i've got a bunch of ideas for parodys and originals and i need people with good sense of humor to help me. so it would be great if you happen to live in minnesota!!!

[gunglitcher]

@kaleab Ahh I see. damnit! That would be awesome! Too bad we are so far away :\

[docwolfe77]

Looks like he's been investigating some cheeseburgers.

[gunglitcher]

@docwolfe77 All day everyday my friend.

[surfhmr24]

@docwolfe77 Looks like he closed out the investigation by eating all the evidence and some of the witnesses.

[Mrurbrainondrugz]

You da man!

[cwood4ever]

Why is this guy so fat?

[gunglitcher]

@cwood4ever Becasue I'm awesome, and everyone knows fat people are awesome!

[cwood4ever]

@cwood4ever ROFL

[jackerx5]

awesome

[jackerx5]

awesome

[SKUNKBALLScom]

lol

[jellyshelly20]

lol!

[auxiliaryzeus1]

GO SWORD!!!!

[gunglitcher]

@auxiliaryzeus1 YESH!

[jaxbull234]

LOL! look at that murky pool

[jaxbull234]

LOL!

[THESNIPER0214]

LOL!

[sisambrose]

Thank you. I Always thought a parody of the ITT tech commercials would be great, and this is!

[gunglitcher]

Hah thanks man =D

[bewareofscamsguy]

I agree. ITT Tech is another for-profit school. It sucks just as much as the Art Institutes.

[lordboojum]

Heh i've been to regular university and ITT and ALL colleges have to be for profit or they'll die out. While you have a few successes from ITT you have some people who get their ITT degree and find out when they wanna get a masters from other schools those schools think it's just a pretty piece of paper than means nothing. If you go to ITT get into a field where you can get certifications as well as those carry extra weight. One benefit to ITT is you do get hands on but not as much as you should

[1DanielChristensen]

AHAHHAHAAAAAAA this is great; those commercial SUCK!! I went there to visit and they made me watch some of the commercials as part of the tour!!! You guys know about the one where he says "I which I could get my mom to shut up about how proud she is"?

[Meph1986]

Opeth!!!!

[bodies42099]

This was very informative. I plan on applying to ITT Tech next week. If I am accepted, I will study molecular chemistry in hopes of becoming an agricultural scientist. Good luck pursuing your degree in crime scene investigation.

[Sn3kz]

Bodies42099, i guarantee you will be accepted, but you won't be studying chemistry at ITT much less agricultural science. For your own sake avoid ITT and go to a real school. Best of luck

[Maver1ck911]

ur kidding right

[bodies42099]

I was denied admission to ITT Tech Crawford, Nebraska location so screw you man. I am now going to work in a chemical plant instead and I would have really rather been getting my education. If you don't have anything nice to say, then FUCK OFF!!! NERD!!!

[Maver1ck911]

lol nerd? UMiami cya later

[styrafomsubmrin]

hahahahaha turn off the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlaughteredSkin]

i was on my pc watching hardcore porn,fuck yeah! fucking funny!!

[gunglitcher]

Haha thanks :D, thats also my favorite part of it lol. That part or the "I actually wanted to kill everyone with this sword..."

[Blimp117]

Haha, dude, that was hilarious. xD

[gunglitcher]

Thanks BIFF :D

[Blimp117]

No problemo BIFF.

[pdidycoral1991]

shit neil thats pretty funny.

[gunglitcher]

:D thanks!

[BocajFreedman]

Love the last part ahah

[gunglitcher]

Thanks for the comments everyone! :D

Spread the link around everywhere!

[nrt7892]

best park is when you thought you didnt put the car in park.

[wiiplaya32]

lol! good one

[nrt7892]

WIN!