Rare, Consider Yourselves Sued

[PowerXeta]

secretly he's WIZPIG

[ReloadPsi]

Oh. My. God. How does ANYONE manage to lose on Ancient Lake?!

[Bigbattle22]

@ReloadPsi Maybe when you're doing the silver coins for the first time?

[ReloadPsi]

@Bigbattle22 No way, the silver coins are insultingly easy on this level. They're not even off the main route :P

[Bigbattle22]

@ReloadPsi Oh, well it has been some time since I've played this game.

Maybe he's an idiot?

[SuperNerd000]

@ReloadPsi correction: how does anyone manage to get anywhere other than miles ahead of everyone else on Ancient Lake?

[FinalGamerJames]

"You've one-upped me again, Mr. Wright!"

Don't you mean PROTEUS Wright?

[TailsHatsune]

4:04 with closed captioning:

Dissolve big parker efficient cuming

here take care

._.

[RoxieSniper]

Dizzledick

[thehaloring90]

god now i feel like playing DKR

[GamesR4FITE]

oh god this game. nostalgiatrip incoming.

[insertnickname]

So, he actually lost the first race?

[NTASPortugal]

This LPs are horryfing, i mean, yeah they are good to retsupurae, but still... i mean, who is going to watch this junk and honestly say they are good?!

And a review? This is barely qualified as an LP much less a review where the dammed lper sings along!

Meh, whatever, im going to try and play my jar now

[xAzureIzumix]

The Translation is funny.

Beginning: "Memorable broke the silence."

two lines later:

"That read my children already moved in and clinton's transformed deceased" WTF.

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

So who are the guys commenting on this video? I've watched one of their other videos of the Navgtr's Mario 64 vs Resident Evil and I have to admit they're so funny, I'd like to watch more

[EconomyShark]

@CrazyGamerDragon64 This is they're official channel, Retsupurae. Just go to their channel and they've got 'em all there.

[CommanderMantis]

The ladies have arrived, and they brought Smash Bros! Now the party can start!

[T3hWaffleman]

Thanks to you guys, "dizzlenick" is now a part of my everyday lexicon.

[SuperNerd000]

random fact: Kazooie didn't exist yet when this game came out

yes, DKR came out before Banjo-Kazooie

[Macmon33]

@SuperNerd000 Cool, I never knew that

[pullahoko]

Why? Why do we always hurt the ones we love?!

Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!!!

[120starproductions]

@whacka97 O_O

[TheRetroman]

Dizzle-nick is now my new favorite word.

[TheDawg412]

@TheRetroman orly?

[EponymousKid]

While I admire Draconian Descendant for taking the whole "vicious mockery" thing in stride, sometimes I wish more people flipped out and got mad. That's always way more entertaining.

[LordCorinth]

that was hilarious.... :D

[MoonIMover]

It's a Let's Party!

[Groudon0199]

Wait... He lost on Ancient Lake? I didn't even know that was possible!

Yeah, that dinosaur fucked him up, but how do you hit it at such an angle that it turns you around?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

I remember playing diddy kong racing...or at least trying to. I couldn't move my car at all! probably because it was...ajar

[CaptainTinTyrant]

I remember playing diddy kong racing...or at lest trying to. I couldn't move my car at all! probably because it was...ajar

[killerkombat428]

dizzlenick lol

[FinalGamerJames]

At some point in my life I will say "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BLUE GENIE!"

[drvince0426]

I don't get it, if you're gonna play this game with people over, why not just play multiplayer?

[Me14986]

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Banjo! It's B-B-Banjo!!!

[boothesquirrel]

I clicked this in my recommended without knowing what it was, and voted down before I heard you guys and realized this was on retsupurae

[Dragonatrix]

Ain't no party like an LP party.

[RottenEggCreations]

god is it's not that hard to hook up a vcr or dvd recorder and record what's on your tv directly to a form of usable media.

[lpkid253]

"this is my bloody pissed stained toilet" (seriously this game sucks)

[musicmanz15]

You guys said he could call himself the new generation DC but he's not playing a Japanese game no one ever heard of.

[crimsonrain62]

I'm pretty sure it isn't a party, its his family is just yelling at him

[ShadowStar1224]

I cant understand at around 6:08, because the other guy intterupts by saying "double period". Can someone tell me what he said?

[HarleyLocal605]

You know what really disappointed me with Diddy Kong Racing. There wasn't even breast cancer. Or racing to the virtual abortion clinic.

[wackyluke444]

@HarleyLocal605 I know! Grotty piss-stained racing game..

[77Lupin1]

I love the LPers cursing. If you are going to play a children's game, you might as well do HARD CORE

[iammadrightnow]

phoenix wright reference in the desc?

[MidnaKoopa]

"It's a Bar-Mitzva, why'd you bring your Nintendo 64?"

That one was just gold.

[Arceus9295]

Wait, Conker? Like, Conker's Bad Day, Conker!?

[TERI148]

What's the video called when he played the game

[DayBreakization]

This...is a party? They consider THIS a PARTY?!

[TheRealChadius]

BBB-BB-B-BANJO!

4:14 Dizzlnick...I gotta remember that.

[JacobTails123]

The sad part is "Oh noes" is just internet speak for oh no so he didn't even notice the pun that he was so proud of

[CPTHAP]

HELL YEAH, BRO.

[Krbyfan1]

Go look at their Navigatr videos. It should be titled "Another great game idea!" It's about some racing game and that's also the origin of that line.

[FireJigglypuff2310]

Why single player with lots of people

[Zeronightshade14]

the tonic water bit made me crack up

[FourthDerivative]

"Either way you look at it, Diddy Kong Racing is just a jar, folks."

Diabetus, I see what you did there.

[ShadowStar1224]

@FourthDerivative explain please.

[FourthDerivative]

@ShadowStar1224

It's a reference to one of the Navgtr videos, I forget which one.

[kerbe3]

@FourthDerivative

His Formula 1 racing video. He says that despite the 17 tracks to choose from the game is just ajar.

[xThunderxWolfx]

@FourthDerivative I don't see what he did there. :<

[FourthDerivative]

@xThunderxWolfx

Navgtr reference.

[br1ck4br4ck]

fuck, man. if my tv screen were doing that black bar scanline crap while i played, id just say "fuck this" and turn it off. why do people think that form of lp'ing is good?

[GamingTeacher]

Well, to be fair, the black bars and scanlines come from the fact that the recording source and camera are working at different speeds.

But really, I don't think this ever occurred to the dumbass.

[JayKRiot]

If only I could thumbs up that shit more than once.

[MilamAsylum]

diddy kong racing was ok. these jewish kids live for it enough to camcord and blog about reviews. he be takin that homing missile to becky later on tonight son!!!

[TheBestVIP1]

the party was most likely his birthday party and the people were his coworkers. their present was to make him seem popular online

[Natendo64]

Wow this LPer fails at life.

[0rionBTL]

The funny thing is, he probably didn't even mean it as a pun. He was probably just copying the "Oh noes!" thing you see on message boards sometimes.

[MoogledKupo]

your stupid

[EthVortexShield]

B-B-BBBBB BENJIIIII

[1andonlyWojjan]

I found the answer. That other guy in the background is the camera guy, and his amazing commentary knocked him off his socks

[HuNgRyViPeRs]

Excalibunny, if you can't laugh at yourself, well you suck.

[uppermanxx]

lets all get drunk guys and post it on youtube playing a rare game:)

[goblin512]

OH nose! He should have just said that first ad stopped speaking entirely.

[EthVortexShield]

He should've said "OH NOSE" as soon as he saw banjo and been silent.

[ZeetherKID77]

Guy named himself DDD, just like the joke Carlos Mencia attributes his whole career to besides stealing from other comedians.

[tylerwilks5150]

EXCALIBUNNY IS SO GAYNGSTA!

[notyoursavior78]

Like the Kegger party, guys? Hey let's all play Diddy Kong racing!

[Erratt]

I love how personally he's taking all of this.

[MattsGameplay]

you'r thinking of a bris, not a bar mitzvah. Kinda different :P

[A0Refrigerator]

He was adjusting the volume at around a minute in.

[ToshiyukiTheHedgehog]

Pipsy's gonna give you a lap dance!

[SylvanLynch]

I was not informed that watching this video while consuming liquid would cause me to spew out varying amounts of said liquid on the poor pet residing in my lap.

retsupurae, consider yourselves sued.

[hobolord35]

during this rp i found a finger floating in it which then caused me to throw my monitor in the garbage then leave the establishment

retsupurae, consider yourselves sued.

[Crezth]

IT'S BANJO B-B-B-B-BBBBB-BANJO

[MarioZone69]

It's Conka It's Conkaaaaaa...

[DaBombShelta]

This Bunny Character annoys me.. I look at the comments and wow.. they are full of faggotry and bullshit oh well

good video guys.. this makes me laugh every time i think of conker haha

[hobolord35]

trolling? in youtube comments? the internet has dropped to a new low

[MYNAMEISFAGG]

Im tired of people talking shit to each other in video comment boxes JUST COMMENT ON THE FUCKING VIDEO

[cornman6969]

my balls are inside my asshole

[ShadowZidane4]

Rare is trying to save this guy so they put theyre copyright

[hobolord35]

aren't we supposed to be commenting on the video?

[revender13]

than*

[revender13]

That's your opinion. Apparently lots of people find them humorous or they wouldn't have so many views/subs.

[revender13]

Lots of these videos are amusing, quit being a whiny bitch about it.

I like how you call them useless/pathetic for making these videos, yet you spend your time insulting them.

That's soooo much more productive.

[Rafutooie]

You're calling people pathetic by insulting them in the comments section of a youtube video.

Double standards, great for fragile egos.

[goblin512]

These guys are making fun of these people for the fans but also, a lot of these people deserve it. If you dislike these guys so much, why not just comment over one of their videos?

Obviously these guys are popular, with almost 10,000 subscribers. You say they have no life for doing this, but it's not like they make a new video daily.

Besides, this is far funnier than 99% of everything else on Youtube.

[goblin512]

It's funny how you think this sort of comedy is at all related to Disaster Movie. The correct thing to say was moreso "Do you find Mystery Science Theater 3000 funny also?" but I suppose you've never heard of it considering you're probably eight years old.

Oh and Eragon the movie was terrible, but the book is alright. Poor thing probably can't read an entire book though.

[goblin512]

Yeah, you read a lot. I bet you think Twilight is the greatest book ever. How does it contain bad writing at all? He uses the right type of vocabulary and it has a very intricate plot. It's not like he's SMeyer and picks up a thesaurus for every word.

How would that make them anything like MST3K? Not only would that make it boring, but they would have nothing to say. Think first.

So you're saying they should copy MST3K exactly? Great idea, steal it exactly. They do things other than games too.

[Rafutooie]

It doesn't matter how long you do it, doing something is STILL doing something. And the fact you're doing it in repetition doesn't help either.

That's like saying 'I masturbate to Rainbow Brite often, but I don't last that long so it's okay! Unlike you losers!'

[Rafutooie]

btw no matter how much you try and sound like you're apparently the only competent being in the universe, try thinking of a better response than 'i no dumb u suk'

[regalgreen]

By wife you mean thai bride right buddy?

How much did she cost?

[Vertigo688]

Well can you prove him wrong?

That's what I thought, Mr. Fancy Pants.

[Makron5]

For a person named bunny you sure are pretentious. Also MST3K is probably the most accurate comparison. If you don't understand that then you don't understand what MST3K was doing outside the intermission segments.

[Makron5]

It's funny that all you do is dodge things you can't argue, welp *flies away on jetpack*

[SenshiMizaka]

I did a spit take when he started singing along to the music.

[RoboPlatypus7]

GET CONKER ARE YOU SURE WE'RE NOT GONNA GET KRUNKER?

...It's a bar mitzvah why did you bring your Nintendo 64 and camcorder?

[LethalObjection]

This is the kind of person that celebrates when he gets that balloon on the bridge in the beginning, as if it was an accomplishment.

[OneRadRudeboy]

best one yet

[spacevampirestudios]

0:52

I think he was referring to Conker's Bad Fur Day, but it's still a horrible joke.

[ShamefulProductions]

Noobs like that piss me off. If you're going to record something by pointing a camera at your TV, at least use a tripod and fix your shutter speed so you don't get fucking scanlines.

[ShamefulProductions]

I'm not talking about retsupurae. I'm talking about the people they're making fun of.

[starschwar]

Camcorder copies are NEVER acceptable under any circumstances. They always look terrible. Get a capture card, record to a DVD, or don't bother at all.

[tnpan]

O NOES!

"It's a pun!"

Lol, "We're gonna get some mad pussy when we race against pipsy, yo!"

[DaBombShelta]

Scan lines are girls going down on your dizznik! i almost lost it on that part

[nintendonut888]

This guy lost to the computer on Ancient Lake.

What the hell. I have to try to do that.

[NioYagami]

Just start the race and walk away from this shit game.

Oh wait you'll win anyway.

[kdc29]

Your grammar is a new low.

[sonicfeet]

It takes EFFORT to recognize quality in something-- not how long its production took.

And picking on people is this group's shtick, by the way.

[MissMurderElzbth]

6:36 - 6:50 I love you Proteus4994! xD

[masterfox3000]

GET CONKER ON THAT SHIT MOTHER FUKKA!

[Fayt540]

LOL

hey is that Diabetus there with u guys?

Diabetus...ive got one thing to say to u man...Parallel Worlds...

[hollenhammer]

just a jar, folks!

[SirSoda34]

Hey you posted this video on my birthday.

[SirSoda34]

I'm a fast learner.

[Knapperr]

haha:P

[yowzakid1335]

what are you on about

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

go back to bed

[Dreamcaster3]

This is my favorite retsuprae so far. xD

[SaiRyo]

HOMING MISSILE

NIGGA WHASSUP

[PankeymanProductions]

So um, are you going to sue Rare? You could make a lot of money.

[TehWyvern]

I'm the second gun man on this vid.

This is hilarious.

[EyeBall73]

I wonder if a LP party only lasts 10 minutes, then continues another night

[TheDJ17]

Somehow I don't think that this one continued "Another Night."

[BronzeSoldat]

Nah, you forgot all about that AMAZING editing they do after their done recording!

[RageTreb]

He can't even play it well...

[cherrydoom]

OMG slowbeef called Proteus "Mr. Right"! Do I hear wedding bells? Please allow me to be your fat fucking flower girl.

[hbomberguy]

You can make the wedding cake.

[SeanSan00]

Actually that was a Phoenix Wright reference.

[Lynk3]

Who's the bigger faggot?

DeceasedCrab

or

This guy?