@eskabarz90 So don`t do it again :-)! Did you know a vagina is one of the most bacteria-ridden places. If you look closer they have some really nasty bacteria living in their vagina. But bacteria would say it`s really nice location to be. They get everthing what they need for their growth - food, moisture, warmth and time. Yeah, we are in heaven XD!
Women pee in the shower too. Women clean their privates(hopfully!!). Women wash their asses too(hopfully!!) Women blow their noses in their hands in the shower. Like seriously, it's not like women are completely unable to do the things men do...
@missmamelia Do you have constant survaliance over EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD? If no, then how do you know if SOME WOMEN pee in the shower? How do we know if you yourself don't pee in the shower? Not that it matters... It gets washed away by the hot, soapy water!
@Raijjin242 It definitely does not, your pee does not become steam instantly. By the time it would even have a chance to become steam (which it does not) it's already out of your house's plumbing system, let along still in the bathtub.
Mostly accurate, though all men and women don't do all those things of course. They forgot to put a timer on the man and woman and counter for water usage.
Woman time = 48 minutes. Water usage = 100 gallons
she didn't wash her bubes or vagina and he shakes his wiener at his wife and he doesn't wash his penis, draws one on mirror with bubes, admires size of his wiener, pees in shower, and shakes it at his wife with the woo woo sound this is jacked up and gross people
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@lisadupisa I know I'm definitely on the man side with just ditching my clothes on the floor in my room, although I don't walk to the shower naked. I've even done the shampoo mohawk. :P
@lisadupisa At least even though you're a women, you "have the balls" to admit that you have the showering habits that a man has instead of just saying, "Oh, men pee in the shower?!?! How GROSS!! EW! EW! EWW!" and other bs.
This video is extremely sexist and inappropriate. Im a male and my bathroom is just as tidy as the "womens bathroom". if a male made a video similar but bagging out women it would be on the news -.- grow up, people.
LOL TAKE OFF CLOTHING IS THE FIRST STEP, LOL! BETTER COVER UP MY AREAS BECAUSE WE ARENT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THAT YET
let me just calibrate my breasts and i cant wear a towel i must wear a robe, turn on shower, rlly? YOU MUST WASH YOUR FACE UNTIL RAW WITH APRICOT, NO EXCUSES!
AND ESPECIALLY ONLY BUY CUCUMBER AND SAGE SHAMPOO, 43 VITAMINS, NOT 44! AND USE THIS PARTICULAR CONDITIONER ASWELL, WHEN YOU GET OUT STAND DIRECTLY ON THE BATHMAT! AND YOU MAY NOT RETURN TO THE BEDROOM NAKED AT ALL!
Oh i really love pissing in my shower!!! NOT... i guess i'm not a real man if i don't right?.... maybe i'll let my wife piss on the front seat of my pride and joy..... but its true how women alway cover them selves up completly...my wife always covers her naked areas too cause she don't trust me after we been married forever already... typical lol....
Nothing like taking a hot shower, drinking a chilled beer and letting a stream of piss out.
gluesniff3r 6 days ago 3
@gluesniff3r That sounds like a good technique. I'ma' go buy some beer and.. take a shower.
BigAgitator 4 days ago
AHAHAHAAH.
dimabilan21 1 week ago
Stereotypes are great. Yup.
ApsisApocynthion 1 month ago
The men's way is more fun.
froggyman218 1 month ago
i do both girl and boy stuff....grate
moonlightlovegaia 1 month ago
haha omg this is scary accurate
xoangel12x 2 months ago 2
long dressing gown? lol a robe??
pinkish411 2 months ago
lol, i usually pee the first second the hot water hits me
JsPoser919 2 months ago 3
woo woo xD
akitty989 2 months ago 2
LOLOLOLOL i hate how accurate this is!
darkfury71 3 months ago
This is like something from ABH
avenger825 3 months ago
i do a mohawk too....with my pubes that is
elasticrubberband123 4 months ago
i pee in the sink
danedrai1232 4 months ago
I'm more on the mans side.. I even pee in the shower
FunkypinkFerret2 4 months ago
I don't know about other women, but for me thats pretty accurate for me par the whole organised bit at the beggging with the clothes.
lissytheboarder 4 months ago
MEN ARE SOOOOO GROSSS
lianikam 5 months ago
@lianikam Men aren`t gross! They think economically like Soakedboy does.
MrTheHyperactive 5 months ago
@lianikam I am a nurse and you don`t wanna know what i`ve seen and washed
MrTheHyperactive 5 months ago
Haha, this was awesome..
Triquetrafilms 5 months ago
lol that was fucking spot on im shocked at how closely it matches up
VitaminDane 5 months ago
i guess it's a good think men will be an extinct species in the future ''woo woo''
dorinioanaalexandra 5 months ago
@dorinioanaalexandra that.. doesnt even make sense
dengatoman 5 months ago
women don't fart either...
pretearking 5 months ago
im never gonna lick pussay again
eskabarz90 6 months ago
@eskabarz90 why?
CHADE47lol 5 months ago
@eskabarz90 So don`t do it again :-)! Did you know a vagina is one of the most bacteria-ridden places. If you look closer they have some really nasty bacteria living in their vagina. But bacteria would say it`s really nice location to be. They get everthing what they need for their growth - food, moisture, warmth and time. Yeah, we are in heaven XD!
MrTheHyperactive 5 months ago
@MrTheHyperactive
EWWW! Haha, thanks for info!
eskabarz90 5 months ago
WOO WOO
AdeonWriter 6 months ago
For that guy u think men do that. You fucking psycho have no idea of how men take a shower -_-
HitlerStudios 6 months ago
Love it - lmao!
stepherdavis 6 months ago
...Which is why God allowed MEN to have the penis.
PeanutButterGtr 6 months ago
da gurl washes her hair as if it wer her pussy....
deepuakadebo 6 months ago
I Shower...unisex ! haha
Lolaflou 6 months ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she didnt wash her ass
triplehfan13071 6 months ago
XD WTF LMAO
smileypie2001 6 months ago
I'm a man but i wash the same as THIS woman and THIS guy.
Yea i have long hairs that need to be washed.(almost meter. No i'm not like those feminine jerks, i go to gym actually)
KirillKrasov 7 months ago
im a man and i dont draw a that stuff
TheSheamus14 7 months ago
This cracked me up...I was married before and yeah, there is some truth to this! : )
ArtistVickiK 7 months ago 3
after watching this video i wonder why are not all women lesbian :)
TheAndrwalk 8 months ago 3
@TheAndrwalk all women are lesbians, they all say "It was just that one time in high school" -Bullshit
Nikola1335 7 months ago
Stupid, sexist video, not based in reality.
kbinco 8 months ago
notice how the women don't wash their vaginas!
xjrgjrgx 8 months ago 14
@xjrgjrgx i know haha, they probably don't in reality. They call men dirty, i was my dick for 10 minutes before doing anything else.
jayc342009 7 months ago
xD lol funny but true.
kuzosama 8 months ago 4
Women pee in the shower too. Women clean their privates(hopfully!!). Women wash their asses too(hopfully!!) Women blow their noses in their hands in the shower. Like seriously, it's not like women are completely unable to do the things men do...
pretearking 8 months ago 5
i think i shower like a man mostly..............and i a girl and not a les
TheBarbieGirl012345 8 months ago 5
very good
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abdulrehman12121 8 months ago
i am a man and i don't do half of that stuff- that dude is really moronic. how did he get that woman to move in with him?
whiteboundry 9 months ago 5
It's funny cause it's true :D
WilsonKuFTW 9 months ago
>.<" I'm not manly enough to shower like that....
LuciferAmadeus 9 months ago
@LuciferAmadeus fag!
acebit23 9 months ago
@acebit23 lol. XD hahahahaha.. if you say so.
LuciferAmadeus 9 months ago
Thumbs Up if you go Pee in the shower!!
America4Revolution 9 months ago 92
Obviously, we (men) are more efficient.
drmayo65 9 months ago
haha shake wiener at ur wife and make the 'woo woo' sound!
i wonder if some father would show it to his daughter and say"this,my daughter,is the ingredient of ur making,be proud!"
darrenw1996 9 months ago
LMAO!
SpLcSherilyn 9 months ago
This... is extremely accurate.
FeebiDraven 10 months ago
omg wtf men pee in the shower? thats where other people clean i'm definitely getting a house with two seperate bathrooms
missmamelia 10 months ago
@missmamelia Do you have constant survaliance over EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD? If no, then how do you know if SOME WOMEN pee in the shower? How do we know if you yourself don't pee in the shower? Not that it matters... It gets washed away by the hot, soapy water!
pretearking 5 months ago
LMFAO this is spot on
Brendan2080 10 months ago
I always pee in the shower....directly on the drain of course.
Why waste 5 gallons of water to flush the toilet when you can do that in the shower at the same time?
Soakedboy 10 months ago 97
@Soakedboy btw urine is sterile. What does it mean? If men are taking a shower they are cleaning a bath tube. Women should be more thankful.
MrTheHyperactive 5 months ago
@Soakedboy Because it becomes steam and coats everything in shower with urine.... including you. Nuff said
Raijjin242 3 months ago
@Raijjin242 It definitely does not, your pee does not become steam instantly. By the time it would even have a chance to become steam (which it does not) it's already out of your house's plumbing system, let along still in the bathtub.
Soakedboy 3 months ago
@Soakedboy this is why boys shower better :)
Xxstony42xX 2 months ago
This isnt reality.Women dont mind their breast size they only mind their husbands penis´s size
DudewithballsofsteeL 10 months ago
Mostly accurate, though all men and women don't do all those things of course. They forgot to put a timer on the man and woman and counter for water usage.
Woman time = 48 minutes. Water usage = 100 gallons
Man time = 8 minutes Water usage = 18 gallons
Lol.. overall funny.
JediWitness 10 months ago
I do all those things except walk naked to the shower, and avoid the bath mat XD
rhidiandavies1991 10 months ago
im agree in some things,but what adult man pees in the shower?this is so nasty
deumevet 10 months ago
@deumevet every single one.
DlNOCRlSlS 9 months ago
this is so true..:D
7xxSASUKExx7 10 months ago
she didn't wash her bubes or vagina and he shakes his wiener at his wife and he doesn't wash his penis, draws one on mirror with bubes, admires size of his wiener, pees in shower, and shakes it at his wife with the woo woo sound this is jacked up and gross people
PengyKiller 11 months ago
@PengyKiller This video is quite accurate. And he does wash himself (read the subtitles).
cwrighta70 10 months ago
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dlohoh978 11 months ago
omg this is really stereotypical and all and I do not shower how that man does lol but its still funny
griffonpop 11 months ago
lol i used to do the mohawk hahaha
josemania81 11 months ago
I just figured out most of my shower habits are on the man side. and I'm definately a woman. haha weird.
lisadupisa 1 year ago 14
=and im a manXDD
deumevet 10 months ago
@lisadupisa I know I'm definitely on the man side with just ditching my clothes on the floor in my room, although I don't walk to the shower naked. I've even done the shampoo mohawk. :P
jfluter 9 months ago
@lisadupisa At least even though you're a women, you "have the balls" to admit that you have the showering habits that a man has instead of just saying, "Oh, men pee in the shower?!?! How GROSS!! EW! EW! EWW!" and other bs.
pretearking 8 months ago
Yes, everybody knows that women are good and men are bad.
It should be noted, though, that a man who DOES act in many ways like a woman will be rejected by the vast majority of women.
Elmore3141 1 year ago
This video is extremely sexist and inappropriate. Im a male and my bathroom is just as tidy as the "womens bathroom". if a male made a video similar but bagging out women it would be on the news -.- grow up, people.
itsbenstar 1 year ago
Lool awesome =))
AndyDeiu 1 year ago
so true.
JuicyWuSea 1 year ago
my pearents have thair showers in the morning and at night when i have mine i have to spend five mins cleaning out all the hairs from the shower
TheBenHolder 1 year ago
LOL TAKE OFF CLOTHING IS THE FIRST STEP, LOL! BETTER COVER UP MY AREAS BECAUSE WE ARENT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THAT YET
let me just calibrate my breasts and i cant wear a towel i must wear a robe, turn on shower, rlly? YOU MUST WASH YOUR FACE UNTIL RAW WITH APRICOT, NO EXCUSES!
AND ESPECIALLY ONLY BUY CUCUMBER AND SAGE SHAMPOO, 43 VITAMINS, NOT 44! AND USE THIS PARTICULAR CONDITIONER ASWELL, WHEN YOU GET OUT STAND DIRECTLY ON THE BATHMAT! AND YOU MAY NOT RETURN TO THE BEDROOM NAKED AT ALL!
bristles1000 1 year ago
@bristles1000 u gone die a 90 year old virgin
MsNunniegirl 1 year ago
@MsNunniegirl U GONE DIE A 10 YEAR OLD FAG
bristles1000 1 year ago
LOL TAKE OFF CLOTHING IS THE FIRST STEP, LOL!
NAAAA LETS LEAVE ALL OF IT ON
bristles1000 1 year ago
Haha, thats almost how I am when I shower. MEN RULES!
asiangangzter 1 year ago
dudes....we need to huddle, girls are figuring us out...!!!
mrluke13 1 year ago
@mrluke13 What do you think? Call an audible?
cerebraldude812 6 months ago
Well apparently I take showers like a woman, except for the shaving.. But outside of the shower I'm doing alright
Meanderthal17 1 year ago
LOLLLL so funny XD. I'm not like the woman... except taht i wash my cock thoroughly :P
maybemab1 1 year ago
@maybemab1 ok that heart my penis
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
nasty bitch she didn't watch her vagina >:/...
sesshoumaru3st 1 year ago 4
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Me and my wife laughed so hard, great work guys:)
pama4green 1 year ago
Me and my wife laughed so hard, great work guys:)
pama4green 1 year ago
LOL the guys one is sooo true XD
blindlyfree 1 year ago
Nothing like it.
fudgie686 1 year ago
Oh, gosh! Almost laughed me head off!!!! :)))
Julie1984Regina 1 year ago
100% true at the men part :))
receacity 1 year ago
Did not mention ' burp the first four letters of the alphabet'. Hubby does!
Pirilimpimpimm 1 year ago
"dry with the towel the size of a small country" lol
AbiRightNow 1 year ago 2
hahahaha number 1 video on youtube!
Johnnie92walker 1 year ago
he's lucky the kitteh didnt grab his wiener...:P
im a guy and i use loofah, shampoo with vitamins, i dont draw penises, dont avoid mat
jeff5kyb 1 year ago
Haha some of this steps are funny first i don't fart and laugh how loud it is and 2nd i don't avoid the bath mat and 3rd and i don't make mohawk :P
the mans part is more funny than the womans
theMarcus4131 1 year ago
i pee all the time while taking a bath not a shower and i try to get my woman in with me first. hahahaha
ELBIROLAS 1 year ago 2
i knew i had good reason to always use bath wash instead of soap.
searchanddiscover 1 year ago
So funny! Most men just never grow up :)
jlcross 1 year ago
wow that completly explains how i take a shower to a t hahaha, im a guy..
bowhunterhall93 1 year ago 4
why women are so complicated
SuperAlexrios 2 years ago
i laughed because it was 100% true hhahaaha
IHaveAnAnonymousName 2 years ago
haha i dont blow my nose on my hand, lol fuck that.
the farting louder in a shower is fucking awesome though 5*
Scottcmilk 2 years ago
0:15 haha.
ChadTheCunt 2 years ago 2
Just like me. :d
I'm Man.
Powerex199999 2 years ago
lool yust like me, exept that i dont blow my nose and the first thing i do is pee.....
cubano0306 2 years ago
Oh i really love pissing in my shower!!! NOT... i guess i'm not a real man if i don't right?.... maybe i'll let my wife piss on the front seat of my pride and joy..... but its true how women alway cover them selves up completly...my wife always covers her naked areas too cause she don't trust me after we been married forever already... typical lol....
MrSelector1 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ericsigil 2 years ago
omg thats totally what i draw in the mirror. this video gets me x]
khoagotremix 2 years ago
lol @ shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound
thereub09 2 years ago
omg thats almost exactly what i do!!!!!!!
especially the farting and laughing part thats a classic xD
rugbymandem 2 years ago
And thats why women should take bath first
GmtNoobas 2 years ago 73
@GmtNoobas No !!! women should go second so the tub and shower gets clean afterwards LOL
Marvcohen 1 year ago
These women are embarrassing rancor
leibniz771 2 years ago
in german please
Krausam 2 years ago
if guys take a shower like that athats soo fukinnng gross eww the nastiest thingg ever!!
komlom90 3 years ago
hey, our penis is not going to clean its self! It gets hairy, sheesh like you women never clean your vaginas...
Krinoit 2 years ago 73
@Krinoit wtk is wrong with u?! plus, this vid is retarded, anyways
lemonslemons2010 10 months ago
@komlom90 You're gonna believe something on the Internet? What a tard.
pretearking 8 months ago
im am so not like that..i hate washing my hair cuz its so long..and i pick at myself AFTER thank you.
Bleedri 3 years ago
hahah exactly the diferences XD
lalokona01 3 years ago 3
it's just what i do
ajm1995ajm 3 years ago
repost? I believe I saw this a year ago. You stole it?
PsychoFlamez 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i can tell you how many men i know who would do that lol
HeroComeBackNeji 3 years ago 5
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jagr06 3 years ago
lmao! first comment! gigigty giggity! that part about blowing your nose in your hands was hysterical!
ncstatester 4 years ago