Boogie Nights - Dirk Diggler - You Got the Touch

[qukarlz]

just bring the bass down

[imtheduke]

Diggler . . transform!

[uberfunction]

If only he recorded this when autotune was invented. He would be packing in stadiums

[donthogtheremote]

this is so hillariously bad.. his character thinks he nailed it... john c. reilly dancing in the background.. but i'd stil rather listen to this over "Good Vibrations"

[WatchVenusSpa]

Dirk Diggler wrote the Transformers soundtrack!!

[ronjermron]

@WatchVenusSpa LOL yup heard that on there too!

[motomify]

You've got the power, mike! you've got the touch!

[Thermalfiredotcom]

0:56 and on is pure gold. Watching John C. Reilly dance like that kills me everytime.

[mvrdersvicide]

@charsens81 you think i don't know that? fuck off.

[TheWishfulGoddess]

17 people haven't got the touch.

[ForceMaximus84]

Saw this first, then Transformers Animated. When I saw the scene with Prime stomping the Decepticons, I laughed my ass off.

[SHUTUPNED]

cm punk sent me here



[CristianShowtime]

@SHUTUPNED get a life

[thevoid99]

cm punk played this song for his john laryngitis tribute and had me thinking of this song.

[yoursinsn2me]

@thevoid99 ME TOO!!! I'm posting this to my Laryngitis-loving friend.

[tmaguire2075]

Does he realize that song is from Transformers?

[pocketaces2012]

I went to school with a guy who sang like this and thought it was awesome. This scene makes me lol every time

[mvrdersvicide]

GOD IT'S SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if Mark Wahlberg laughs about these scenes to this day.

[mandy31488]

Good thing he turned down being in new kids on the block!

[UBZUKI]

AWESOME. There are so many special scenes from this film, but this one does it for me every time...love it.

[Finula99]

LOL!

[1325ACO]

Those clothes Reed is wearing along with that fuckin' dance he's doing just takes the cake in that scene! That shit is so funny. He definitely looks like someone from 1983, especially with that hair and the headband.

[alec1115]

No wonder why Marky Mark wasn't a "New Kid on the Block."

[captmclain]

This is so awesome because he is sooo horrible!

[skanemermaid]

This movie deserved an Oscar for best costuming.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

@skanemermaid People used to dress like that. And it was cool. Really. No joke.

[skanemermaid]

@TheLastBrainLeft

I know! It's that they nailed the looks down so well . . . from 70s onwards.

[TheWaynelds]

FINALLY! i found a video of this scene on here that those goshdamn WMG nazis didnt remove the audio.

[jominguex]

hey in the beginning thats van halens "jump"!

[66ott7]

You wana lay it down?

[JohnPrince80]

Who knew? Dirk Diggler was a Transformers fan lol.

[MrSquaredMc]

like if the legend of karl brought you here :)

[rlcalamusa]

love this movie and mark wahlberg.

[johnmichaelfoy1]

might be the all time funniest scene in a movie.

[elmiguelo]

this scene almost made me wet myself with laughter when i first saw it in the theater.

[badlands307]

The original Transformers animated film will always be the best!

[pinkman420]

that would be the greatest album of all time. U got the touch is my ringtone

[geobruf123]

this is what todays pop stars sound like before they autotune them

[ilovejourney1]

@geobruf123 This what Marky Mark sounded like b4 studio tricks...

[miljenko1]

this scene has the quality of "The Office" (British).

[simmons3d]

More cowbell!

[tyweed04]

Oh, that's Cosmo... he's Chinese

[SlowNews]

Love this scene!

[Joehand87]

"TURN MY VOCALS UP!"

[horrorflesh]

seen it more than 100 times, and still Rileys dancing gets a smile on my face. This is a perfect scene. Everythings just goddam perfect.

[Vnix]

lol michael penn hates his job.

[WoodsIsHome]

I like the simple things in life like...butter in my ass n lollipops in my mouth.

[CulturalMyths]

feel feel feel feel feeeel

[whysoblutube]

13 people thought the bass was taking away from the vocals.

[RReneeS]

@whysoblutube I don't think the bass is taking enough away from the vocals. I think they need to bring up the bass until it overwhelms his vocals entirely, lol

[jhohcable]

COME ON MEGATRON, IT'S MY BIG DICK, I'M READY TO FUCK!

[travism123456]

MEGATRON MUST BE STOPPED, NO MATTER THE COST....

[nate51778]

COME ON, JACK! IT'S MY BIG DICK, I'M READY TO FUCK! LET'S GO!

[maxeypad]

you never walk

you never run

YOU'RE A WINNER!

[pwntermute]

YOU WANNA SEE ME KICK SOME ASS I KNOW FUCKING KARATE

[shelzo]

HAHAHAHAHA i love 0.56 im gunna dance like that from now on.

[sygnus5]

I love how Marky Mark is acting as a terrible singer. Or is he acting?

[Pornstar783]

@sygnus5 I WANT TO DO PORN. I'M SERIOUS. ANY ADVICE APPRECIATED. THANKS. KEEP IT REAL

[faismasterx]

@Pornstar783 You are certainly in the right place for that.

[dbreiden83080]

@Pornstar783

Do you have a 10 inch or bigger Penis? You're shit out of luck otherwise..

[MultiSinoda]

you may touch and got the power but your ass cant sing!!! : D

[TRAWETS64]

FUCK YES! This song rocks. My favorite version!!

[NielsShoe]

Turn it up a couple of octaves.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

You don't get it...you give us the tape, we get the record contract, we come back and give you your fucking money!

[kanavj]

CIVILIZATION!

[Outerspacehaze]

Thanks, XLR8R.

[timman19]

If you do a lot of cocaine, you'd think you sounded like a rock star too! I'm sure Dirk thought he did!

[timman19]

His voice is so bad that I laugh everytime I see this. Almost as funny is Reed dancing in the booth.

[Pornstar783]

@timman19

EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP, I PRAY TO GOD THAT HE WILL MAKE ME A PORN STAR ONE DAY.

[monkeybone444]

@Pornstar783 Then you got to know the rules of 8. You have to last 88 minutes. Have atleast an 8 inch erection and live in the 818 area-code (just above Hollywood).

[TheLastBrainLeft]

@timman19 Nothing's funnier than Reed dancing in the booth. I almost choked on my popcorn when I first saw it in the theater.

[timman19]

@TheLastBrainLeft

Yeah. I like the version with the deleted scenes as Reed is shown dancing even more and saying "you do" to Dirt. I also love it when he tells the studio tech that they have a top 40 record and the tech can barely hold back the laugh.

[meelercer]

lolo - Brilliant funny shit! : )

[ZachCremins69]

is that mark walburge

[BeyondCapoStatus]

The bass is taking away from my vocal. LMAO!! oh is that what it was? ok

[bigjackn1]

heeeeeeeeeeeeee will rock you and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee will roll you

[jhohcable]

I loved this whole fuckin movie, and then this is my favorite scene in it.

[Skoal36]

12 people didnt feel the heat

[maychop]

this is the dumbest song i ever  heard, but i like this scene.....

[maxinedal]

riley is classic was he so funny or what i acyually like when he plays guitar lol

[TRE1275]

this is hilarious because most pornstars think they have talent when they're nothing but trash bags.

[MAULERK]

I can't hear this song without imagining Optimus Prime kicking ass.

[CEdicon]

0:59 True friends always got your back.

[crsd1966]

This should the Official Charlie Sheen song. YOU'RE A WINNER !

[PrettynSexy09]

lol!!

[MrBolas33]

What's really funny is that Wahlberg's character doesn't know he reeks.

[rayvictory]

Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LIME5900]

You got the power! Yeah!!!!

[Chameleonardodavinci]

So 80s it hurts...

[SpikeMichaels]

This movie is about everybody's need for attention and acceptance...even the so-called misfits of society.....when I first moved to L.A./Hollywood in 1999, I used to watch this movie, like, all the time.....

[TheBeatles191]

@SpikeMichaels Actually, if you really pay attention to the movie, you'll see that the movie is about a porn star named Dirk Diggler. He has a rather large penis and is good at his job--being a porn star. Glad I could help :)

[UkuFromHell]

@TheBeatles191 Derp Digglurr. :P

[mul7777]

O.K. let's do it Nick, you heard him!

[Olinskify]

0:55

John C. Reilly, FTW. lol

[jollyrogers011]

this movie still makes me laugh..lol

[Prncssmn7]

@CoasterBeach LOL...Mark Wahlberg is one of the biggest players in Hollywood. He is the Executive Producer of Entourage and Boardwalk Empire as well as the star of the Academy Award Winning movie "The Fighter". He himself was nominated for his supporting role in "The Departed" and works with A list directors all of the time in successful movies.

[Sotnas]

The fact that you can't sing worth a damn is what's taking away from your vocal. LOL.

[rollypolly2890]

Derek you ready?

Ya I was born ready nick Lets go

[RickRomo]

feel my fucking heat... repeat that again...

[juandhaltrich]

feel feel feel feel my heat! i think we should repeat that again, 'feel feel feel feel my heat, ' , 'feel my heat'! my god!  some shitty singers!

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, ima fuckin idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, ima fuckin idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot

[themonster19]

I love this film and I'm only 15. But everytime I watch it and I approve of something Mark Wahlberg does I always yell out "Go Marky Mark!" and I can never stop myself from doing it. When that happens I look like an asshole man.

[themonster19]

@sepulthrax Oh I don't know, maybe something called the internet?

[themonster19]

@sepulthrax First off this is a film about pornstars in the 70s and 80s. It's not a porno. Second, I've only seen it twice. I like it because it's a seriously under-rated movie and has a lot of great scenes(e.g The drug deal near the end). But dude, why are you giving me shit? I like this movie, you must like this movie(Since you're commenting on a video from it). What's up? I don't wanna argue with you. You might be a cool guy for all I know.

[themonster19]

@sepulthrax Well I have an internet connection. Me seeing Mark Wahlberg's fake dick is the least of their concerns.

[mul7777]

F#%n Classic

[markwahlbergissohot]

Where can I download this?

[heavypetter1975]

Do you think my car is...I wasnt gonna get it unless you thought it was cool...can I kiss you on the mouth...I'm like, reaally drunk

[chesko697]

@heavypetter1975 hahahahahaa could be possibly the single greatest comment on youtube, holy shit that fuckin scene is classic, good looks bro

[VYD239]

Wahlberg looks a bit like Lou Ferringo at 0:38

[markwahlbergissohot]

where can i download this for my ipod?

[sz42781]

HAHAHAHAHA 1:09

[Kuejon]

want this on 8 track!

[alanjellie]

LEGENDARY

[jason93446]

10 people don't have 13 inch members.

[julzdrums]

pumper is gay

[kinkypinkzzz]

what's the song that comes on after, when they finish singing?

[yougiethabear1]

Ha ha b pumper must of seen the movie and said I wanna be the new Dirk diggler lol

[fukkmook]

Yea Broyale 26 you are right on the money on that one, fucking tranformers soundtrack bro! when i saw the movie with my buddy we did the exact same thing, we just laughed and high fived and then we sang the song with mark, it was fucking cool. i love that song.

[chessinfantry]

@fukkmook wow really? you and your freinds sound like a bunch of lames lol

[jojo13jojo233]

The bass is definitely taking away from the vocals.

[humpyhustler]

Hahahahahahaaaa!!! Listen to the 80s keyboard sound.

[bangletits]

shit i totally forgot johnny c was in this movie too fuck i forgot his name

[bangletits]

dude i love that mark wahlberg is so good at makin fun of himself i just dont know if he knows that.. but hes the shit.. sometimes

[geekboyII]

absolutely awful. Mark Wahlberg should just stick to acting and not try to have a music career.

[FiFiTv]

@geekboyII This is in the movie boogie nights lmao

[Snake2k00]

0:55 John C riley's dancing is hysterical

[sygnus5]

If only the Funky Bunch was there to help Marky Mark

[TheAndrewDobbs]

i hate this version. Stan Bush pwns Dirk Diggler

[mlavigne71]

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy singing "Party all the Time" back in the day. Both very unintentionally funny.

[bernytheman]

best scene from the movie... he sings like shit, but thinks he's the best... reminded me of paris hilton

[dashofchutmeg]

@bernytheman There's an extended cut of this scene on Youtube that has twice the awesome in it.

[SuperFrancis87]

THATS WHAT DRUGS WILL DO TO YOU...THEY SOUND SO BAD BUT THINK THEIR SO SO SO COOL...ITS HYSTERICAL...

[bennyvega100]

"feel feel feel feel feel... feel my heat" LMAO

[bennyvega100]

I love this scene...so funny

[wilcox24]

one of the greatest film scenes ever

[Hooklineansinker]

do you think the bass is taking away from the vocal?

[jollierogers11]

great name! LOL

[earlymtv]

yo, reids actually a pretty good guitar player...

[DonMichaelBrown]

you heard him Nick... let's do it.

[iwannathankjesusprod]

You never walk you never run? Skipping is difficult!

[bigtaxdizzle]

who plays the drums for their band?

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

pure awesomeness

[DrakeRunner]

Oh god oh dear god oh dear sweet mother of god, I came looking for You Got The Touch variants, and this like smelling the sweet smells of a toilet after hearing Stan Bush.

[ThavidusRevenge]

i wanna fuck this guy

[delightfullydorky]

These songs have inspired me in ways I simply cannot describe. To say they are incredible doesn't even come close.

[187SicknesS]

feel my heeeeeeat

[dannyg120]

It is a natural transition from porn star to rock star.

[qukarlz]

his hair is more brutal than his singing

[TigerTaint]

i don't know why he didn't make the record, i thought his voice sounded really good

[gigawareglobal]

I used to think "You got the touch" sucked in Transformers but then Dirk had to mess it up even more. I guess having a big Pananis doesn't make you smart.

[franklopez1025]

lol HOW CHEEZY AND AWESOME!!!

[sonicavenga]

My heat will rule your soul ;D)

[Ccolebrooked]

This movie is fucking amazing.

[lovemovies34]

Love Michael Penn; he has a beaUtiful voice!

[TRE1275]

this perfectly shows how pornstars are only good at one thing and it isn't singing..lol

[Waynos73]

Feel feel feel my heat... Gold lyrics! Hit record let's lay this bitch down!!

[cluvernumberoner]

i wanna know what 6 people gave this a thumbs down...so i can punch them in their pelvic skin flap...

[lovemovies34]

Is this Michael Penn!!!!!!?

[TRE1275]

@lovemovies34 It is!!

[omgleet1992]

YOU'VE GOT TEH TOUCH! *keyboard cat accompaniment* YOU GOT TEH POWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!

[DJM442]

i wonder who wrote the lyrics/music for the last song

[eezysqueezy]

John C Reilly is the man.

[redcat10]

i dont know whats sadder this part in the movie, or that i realized it was the song from the 86 transformers flick

[kamtiniyes]

I kinda liked it. Marky Mark is the best.

Plus, John C. fuckin Reilly.

[spaceorbison]

I don't understand how this is in this movie? Why are they singing the transformers song in Boogie Nights?

[Nox00]

transformers anyone??

[patrickjanicke]

You're a nobody's fool!!!!!

[longlivethe80s]

John C Reilly is what makes this work...

[conan50000]

You got the touchhh

[trentn13]

FEEL FEEL FEEL....My Heat

Damn this movie was great, one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.