Dylan Moran - What It Is - Live Part 1

[x2xWhaaax7x]

Im irish but i laughed my fucking ass off at the beginning XD brilliant!

[flutterandwow]

I saw his show on the day I died. Unforgettable!

[Supaduck0]

I saw him live on the day I lost me wife, legs and fortune, and it was the most splendid day I ever did see

[ThatsWhatsCrazy]

"he's coming at me with a knifey :) " ROFLMAO that was crazy-funny!!!

[ViridianNox]

Oh, its a bikey! He's coming at me with a knifey! I'm in the morguey . . .

[HarryPotterLover1609]

A BABY SOLD IT'S EYES TO PAY FOR ITS TEETH.

[Voiderify]

NO other man can pull off any of these routines... you think he even scripts these?

[memyselfandmusic29]

if he wasn't a greasy, smoking lowlife with drinking issues he wouldn't be half as brilliant. <3

[AllioneEtR]

30 people don't speak english :(

[CrypticCrayfish]

@AllioneEtR And the other guy is just an asshole.

[MrBeefyCrunch]

wow omg wow, absolutely glad to have Irish ancestors.

[Domo230]

The cake is a lie

[zepherighost]

@Domo230 that's true

[AaJoIV]

I can't ever remember his name whenever i want to re watch this, so i go on google and ether search "tiny can of beans" or "no! you do it! you're super jesus!" Always the first link

[treksez]

black books?

[gitgo567]

30 people are twats

[AaJoIV]

@gitgo567 or had to climb for days to get that can of 4 beans.

[shcnoozlebop]

"Oh, there's a bikey coming at me with a knifey, that'll put me in the morgie!"

[chriswilliamstool]

oh good, did he, have another biscuit then and shut up lolololololololol

[lemsdarkapprentice]

Fantastic! Dylan Moran is hilarious and really observant.

[BookLover58]

28 people believe in politicians.

[chriswilliamstool]

@BookLover58 spot on! thumbs up BookLover58's comment to get top position and let the 29th hater to avoid the light saber of humiliation, lol i hate those pesky light sabers o_0

[Omniceros]

"Death is coming; quick! put on the gold hat."

[foiut]

The song is "Help Me". Originally by Sonny Boy Williamson II, but this version is by Junior Wells.

[ilikesfunkymonkeys]

Come back Million Moran

[JimReaper24]

tiny... heartbreaking... can of beans :'(

[thatguyfromthething]

I saw this guy live and even though it was the night my ex broke up with me it was one of the best nights of my life.

[alexandermccarthy]

@thatguyfromthething Probably because she broke up with you!

[Jackmcwilliams91]

Theres no comedians these days except Kevin bridges (mainly because im scottish and i relate to it) that i can actually laugh out loud to.

Dylan moran really is a fantastic comedian, geniune down to earth guy.

Id buy him a pint

[MaxenatorONE]

what's the song in the beginning? recognize it

[svenlivingston777]

I was like Uhhhh

He was like Deeuuu

HAHAHAHA

[manphelan]

and he doesn't drink...

[weebash]

If he's not drunk I'm Batman

[ArsenicApplejuice]

@weebash hi batman!

[hatinae]

Why does he always sound tipsy ?

[wwwspb]

@hatinae most of time he is, let's forgive him this little weakness.

[glassoniongirl64]

@hatinae He always has a drink or two before a show, because he gets very nervous apparently.

[xmintyx13]

@hatinae That's his image - drunk Irishman. <3

[samthepsycicclam]

Fuck he looks like Neil Gaiman, and being bi I would so go there, either him or Neil. Shit their both sexy. It is worth noting I am drunk so will probably regret posting this.

[SummerRain51]

@samthepsycicclam

You type remarkably well for someone whose drunk

[samthepsycicclam]

@SummerRain51

I tend to because I'm a careful drunk, I probably spent half an hour bent over the keyboard hitting the keys at a rate of one a minute

[SummerRain51]

@samthepsycicclam

Thanks for making me laugh :')

[irkofan]

I baked Dylan a cake to tell him I love him, but I live in America and postage was too much to send it.

[auntieduckie420]

"Which is the exact sound u get when u put something up or indeed pull something out of a cat!" Good god I almost died!!

[TheSuper10rooney]

scottish part was the best , i cried my eyes off . and im from glasgow lol

[juurichan]

Brisbane performance of this was funnier

[BanginTunes1]

He's not drunk... he's always like that...

[metspin1]

@BanginTunes1 Which means that he's always drunk. :)))

[mortuusdiligo]

@metspin1 No, He's Irish... Not too much of a difference really but he used to be an alcoholic

[GFXAmped]

The amazingness of a drunk rambling man....

[SurelynotTHErose]

@GFXAmped He's not drunk.

[GFXAmped]

@SurelynotTHErose It was a joke....

[masterganon]

agingagangehanginahoogie

[auritone]

Love the Irish.

They gave us good beer and Dylan Moran!

Good on you Ireland!

[manormaid]

@auritone Thank you, now help us pay our bills, we owe Germany 200000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000000 euro or they'll put us in concentration camps and make us make mini combs for nose hair

[auritone]

@manormaid Don't worry, they're too occupied with Greece at the moment - and if anyone knows about hair in general, it's the Greeks... :)

[Cullyy1989]

This guy is amazing i have seen this show 4 times and i still laugh all the time.So proud to be Irish

[PeterTheEvilBastard]

@Cullyy1989 What, because there is a funny Irish guy out there who isn't you?

[Cullyy1989]

@PeterTheEvilBastard Aye son

[andygriff1987]

Dylan Moran should be a world leader simply because of the one line at 3:11.

[DeidaraIsHot154]

dude he's cute o.o

[smart08ty]

just out of curiosity what the song at the start?

[smithrosechloe]

If this was staged in Manchester, the audience would have been cackling. But god, Dylan, you do not take the piss out the Irish and Scottish in front of a crowd full of Australians. They just won't get it.

[marlesimms]

Best start ever to a standup routine: "...I don't know!"

[Nerdbait39]

@marlesimms i prefer the one when he gets tangled up in the mic cord and screams 'HELP! MACHINES!'

[qaternada]

A baby sold it's eyes to pay for it's teeth ! hahaha

[RedDaVincy]

get a brain! morans

[laurafranchescaful]

Does anyone know what the heckler shouts near the beginning? It's bothering me :L

[oncewasblonde1]

@laurafranchescaful i think he says "we want you!"

[Cullyy1989]

@laurafranchescaful "We want you"

[primeflyin]

pure intellectual genius... love to have a yarn with this dylan sometime

[Richierua]

knife? No- he'd come at you with a spoon.

[lifesapprentice]

This guy gets people to pay him to insult them........ it's the best job ever!!

[SoldierMaxx]

Where is the subtitles? Sounds like a hobo

[BrothersSilentium]

@SoldierMaxx If you can't hear him, why did you watch a video labelled "Dylan Moran"?

[Cullyy1989]

@SoldierMaxx Sounds just like your mum with my dick in her mouth.It's a great sound :)

[papayaandbonbons]

I love you, I love you! Yeah? Give me a fucking e-claire.

[Neipsy7]

@papayaandbonbons I think he says Hitler...

[papayaandbonbons]

@Neipsy7 What do you mean?

[Neipsy7]

@papayaandbonbons Hitler is when you shit on someones top lip during sex... :/

[oncewasblonde1]

@Neipsy7 this is not the first time he asked for an eclair (or cake of any sort) as proof of love. "cake is the language of love". how would he go from food to sexual perversion and then back to food and mispronounce the word hitler along the way?

[Hailz12211]

everything he says is so true

[TheBurtons06]

He is one of THE sexiest people alive...

[qwertypluss]

@TheBurtons06 ughh

[MsMagicalCat]

@TheBurtons06 Oh yeah ! couldn't agree with you more my friend ..hehe :)

[ImJustStrumGuy]

@TheBurtons06 And then you look at the thumbnail for Part 2 ....

[bid84]

"i'm Irish" who gives a fuck?

[krystel1absynth]

He's a master!!!

[shadow341524]

Cant wait to see him live in September front row seats!!!!

[RadioZombieX]

XD im Irish too lol. born and raised 83

[warpfield98]

a lot of his humor involves food

[knoddy86]

Thumbs up if you can barely see the dislikes.

[gerardwhytelads]

@RootinTootinBeans Whats a Thumbnail ? lol

[whowantsabighug]

His style reminds me so much of Eddie Izzard.

[Mew161]

@whowantsabighug

Maybe because both of them are brilliant, I think that's the biggest connection for me :))

[barda283]

hahahaha

funny how Kevin Rudd is nearly that popular again :p

[Jipoze230291]

"All Irish people look like they are trying to hide other people inside them" ...Quality ..lol

[EmmaOberst]

i love this man.

[mokshalovely]

I love this man so damn much. I would totally have his babies. Sexy and hilarious. Dylan<333

[ftbenitaxo]

he's gorgeous!

[sjingelling]

Just pissin meself over here xD

[OxygenChrist]

I was only supposed to find this for a friend, and I can´t turn it of!

[wikigeek]

The Cake is a LIE!

[iancoheekelsey]

@wikigeek portal ftw !!!111!

[TheGuy603]

wow 240p? fucking africian tv...

[Leyenarc]

A BABY SOLD ITS EYES TO PAY FOR ITS TEETH, AHHH

[Triny123abc]

i'm going to see him in july!!!!! so keen

[PompamooseMagique]

@Triny123abc I saw him last night in Leicester, he was brilliant :)

[Triny123abc]

@PompamooseMagique sweet!! its going to be the best birthday ever!! has he go much new stuff?

[PompamooseMagique]

@Triny123abc It's pretty much all new stuff, with the occasional tiny bit from What It IS but he improvises a lot too :)

[McVidPoster]

23 people are irish

[piobairesicago]

Hey I'm Irish and think this guy is hilarious!

[BenmaVideos]

23 people don't like this video

[cc8965]

Its really interesting to watch his performances over the years. You can see the early versions of jokes that are funny, that he then nails down the timing and phrasing later on. His act is extraordinarily rehearsed- the whole drunk thing. Fantastic. By far one of my favorites!

[McAuley2442]

im going to see him tomorrow ;D

[redbairn]

3:20 :'(

[Steedrider]

23 people couldn't reach the beans on the top shelf

[RHCPfan458]

Fucking travesty that he's not coming to Dublin with his 2011 tour. Its the capital of his home country for fuck sake.

I lost alot of respect for him when I realized this, and he used to be my favorite comedian.

[ponkywhipper]

@RHCPfan458 He's playing Vicar Street in October

[RHCPfan458]

@ponkywhipper I see that now thanks, but when I posted that comment I had searched everywhere and there were no listings for ireland at the time.

[shaengus]

@RHCPfan458 what difference does it make at all?

[RHCPfan458]

@shaengus Ehm maybe because I'm from Ireland and I'd like to see my favorite comedian live without having to travel to another country.....

[GoodbyeP0rkPie]

what is the music at the begining of this?

[matklstrength]

he is quite close to bernard, however he's much more happy in this standup, if it were bernard he'd just be complaining about all the people being there.

[RootinTootinBeans]

I'm far too distracted by the thumbnail for part 2....

[psyjpg]

@RootinTootinBeans Which part - the 10 or the :09?

[Conspiracyknowledge]

02:42 hahahhaha

[LordShivasServant]

Give me a fucking elcair...

[hughbo123]

wow, i loved that Bernard Black impression from 00:00 to 10:12! :D

[matklstrength]

@hughbo123

haha that is the act.

[tourdeforce17]

I want to have his babies. I don't even care that we're both straight males, we'll work something out!

[JxL483]

@tourdeforce17 I wish you to know, I fully support this experiment :)

[SmileyMcCrazy]

@tourdeforce17 as Wallace from scott pilgrim would say, "HAVE MY ADOPTED BABIES."

[thechaos44]

@tourdeforce17 Best of luck, man.



[Hegataro]

@tourdeforce17 I would want to be his kid

[GBfanatic15]

@tourdeforce17 Win.

[Olliedfox]

he should change his name to bernard black... cos tbh... thats who he is all the time :P

[uguesshuh]

very good, have a biscuit xD

[Kubooxooki]

Wow, I loved that Eddie Izzard impersonation from 04:56 to 05:02!

[oIstobbsIo]

i saw him 2 nights ago for his knew "yeah yeah" tour, and he was amazing, wasnt a moment when i wasnt sat chuckling, and i was happy to see he has his sketches back :D

[sandman606]

AWESOME on a side not whats the intro music?

[jonjuan92]

"I love you, I love you, I love you." "Give me a fuckin' eclair."

[Varghalur]

After weeks of consideration I have come to the conclusion that Dylan Moran reminds me of a leprechaun.

[ADJPease]

@Varghalur I've been thinking that too

[Varghalur]

@ADJPease Rather ironic since he's irish :P

[outRAGEous2231]

I reckon a lot of these people arent australiam and are just making fun of us with no knowledge about this country

[Stewie4guvna]

Dylan moran has 3 behavioural patterns: eat, sleep, and Dylan Moran.

[laurieheartsdcx]

"Oh it's a bikey! He's coming at me with a knifey. I'm in the morguey."

[19person895]

I saw this show when he did it in Melbourne. It was the best! :D

[pettymolly]

i like moran. this is not his best one imo. he's all over the place.

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

love dylan moran such a funny fucker

[HeLLofNorTH]

my dearest friends, does anyone know where I can get the script of this show......?

[jaydude25]

That is because its a capsicum

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

I still find it hilarious how peppers are refferred to in Australia as capsicum.

[andrewwowk]

I was at this show, it was SO good

[tamo1983]

He played at the Cliffs Pavillion in Southend and just tore it apart. Everything from the chav infested sea front to the hourly fights that happen just because someone got the wrong order



[darknessblack12]

I HAVE to watch this guy live one day. It's on my list of things to do before I die :D

[SuperGroundControl]

I agree on the cake thing. If there was more cake, there would be less war - thats a fact!

[allyndeimos]

"oh no its a bikie! he's coming at me with a knifie. i'm in the morguie!" lolz.

[rhadiel]

He sounds a bit like Eddie Izzard...

[BassicalyRock]

Oh it's a bikey coming at me with a knifey I'm in the morguey !

Hahaha, love it :D

[bobbiwib]

I have an ex-buddy who i cut off for crimes against friendship and realised too late that she had ALL my dylan moran dvds! (bitch) so this upload is greatly appreciated, thank you :)

[foxfireman188]

Dylan Moran and Alan Davies look like twins separated at birth by St. George's Channel.

[Madsys101]

is he like drunk or completely pissed or high during every show? hes an absolute comic genius but still! XD

[williami23]

sometime you just dont have enough biscuits



[LockyRabbetts]

The perfect kind of comic if you're as pissed off with the world as much as he is, but calm enough to have a laugh about it.

[lamarmousse]

so, who ARE these 17 people who dislike this video? are they English, by any chance?

[ryanEATBIRD]

@lamarmousse

no, they are all Venezuelan.

[BAGADOOBLE]

It's weird, Moran looks younger in this video.