Destroyed in Seconds-Motorcycle Mahem

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

HOLY SHIT-TITTIES

[scruffy19]

did you see all the dead bugs on his helmet? lucky guy

[Rubs54]

like the way they put the subtitles lol translated from Manx haha :)

[harz1835]

safety barrier??? lets rename that please

[89cableguy]

holy shyt. how did he survive that

[0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

This happened to me before except I was battling other riders with chains & bats =D

[g4r15]

crap... now i have to find NearDeathExperienc comment....

[s0zhL]

The word "safety barricade" makes no more sence when you slam into it with 130 mph. They should call it "barricade of doom"

[XxAquaHippoxX]

Did anybody else notice the splooge on the windshield...?

[Eyoto1996]

is that bird poop at 0:27?

[localcrew]

Sad motorcycle rider was sad. Also made me sad 'cause he went out on a bit of a low. :(

[ILovePunkX3]

ninja throwing star :O

[Tobiiimnrw]

ADVERTISMENTS ON YOUTUBE?

Guys i use FIREFOX and the Plug-In ADBLOCK hahahah fµck advertisment :D:D

[faostube]

It doesn't matter how skill you are, how many years you've raced. Speed has no respect for anyone, abuse it and it will byte you in the ass.

[bigpray73]

Does the term 'four foot safety wall' seem ironic?

[chena3]

he bounced

pretty good..

[chids12345]

OMG

[Firecat7409]

He LIVED?!?!?!

[Thisnameistaken11]

Subtitles for an english accent? Really?

[gingerfrank86]

@Thisnameistaken11 hahahaahah i know, crazy!

[EpicFishFingers]

If you don't want to see ads, use NoScript. Google is rich enough to keep YouTube free, they're just a business at the end of the day, and money can be made from advertising on YouTube, so...

[gasgasgasgas1]

nipples and juicy butt cream

[Southpoint82]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUCK!

[TheInquisitor2012]

bird shit on his helmet not his fault

Birds 1 Humans 99999999999 and counting

[MultiJose2030]

you go so fast men

[loveOldLakorn]

pow right in the kisser 0:33 

[superoats]

It would be £11,000 ~ $18,000 for a ZX-10R

Between 1907 and 2009 (at the end of 2009 TT races period) there have been 231 deaths during official practices or races - Wikipedia

And it is only on a couple of days a year...

Sounds awesomely dangerous to me.

[gnidich2000]

$11,000 dollar ?!?! Was it built in mexico?

[GTAgamesfans]

Ohh!!We got a noob injured!

[310081971]

safety baracades save lives by causing accidents :)....... wait WTF?

[Jesse22H]

Did some guy say "wow, fail!" at 0:34?!?!?!

[xKaShYxHDx]

@Jesse22H "Wow, he's down!"

[wendyspwnsu]

@Jesse22H no i think it was... oh god hes down! hes down! and am i the only one that thinks the name milky is kinda weird?

[addvanced]

he hits the wall an looses control and he and his bike", well no shit, retard announcer... like we needed you to tell us that...

why not say how far he flew and into what and is he moving or whether the bike hit him... this guy is useless... agreed?

[dcs2690]

'UNFORTUNATELY a bit of a low?' - You're alive and healthy, FFS! Damn, some people are just DUMB!

[thebossisheretostay]

$11,000?? i think someone needs to get their facts right haha.

[lango2502]

lol at everybody saying get a better bike, this is the most famous road racing event in the world with the top bikes and teams, last year the Ansty on the GSX-R was clocked at 206 mph.

maybe the commentator means in 2003 these bikes were $11,000 stock in the shop. But after all the mods and new gearboxes,shocks, bakes etc these could easily run over the $100,000 mark

[Protains]

i'm not giving my spleen to no dogs

[Gunner3210]

$11,000 motor cycle? Only that much?

Shit, I need to go to the dealership tomorrow.

[fs10inator]

No-one gives a shit about ads.

[MrLagSwitches]

Without ads YouTube wouldn't be around to post your videos.

[Sebas3440]

"I think I'll just give that to the dogs as something to eat"

whatthefuckamIlisteningto.jpg

Also, fuck ads. I have AdBlock Plus.

[Randomizationable]

Come on guys, give your spleens to the dogs!

[therockerguy27]

my freind and i saw the same crash on spikes most amazing videos

[themanfromwem]

thats why i hate bl..dy hairy bikers no respect for anything..............

[kryptocake]

wow how did you survive that

[twistedtornado100]

Well done for recovering milky!

[mrlikesaminge]

scary



[SamusFreek1]

he goes flying like a frisbee

[kotapaka]

Milky, milky, milky...Should have shed a couple of grand for better tyres. $11000 for a bike won't get you a very good machine.

[9Zer07North]

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOh SHIT !!!

[multiplakband]

kapot



[000CentCrewmax]

THIS Is why u DONT try to act cool on a bike.

[eemarko]

These videos got horrible quality :S

[SamuelSlowMotionTV]

Yeah just feed your spleen to yoyur dogs, your dogs will like you more than ever now.

[creation700]

that guy was on crack 

[doubleutubefan5]

he did go out on a high....in medacation

[rodrocks]

he almost destroyed his life in seconds...

[ramenguy1]

i dono... i think he went out on a bit of a high, seeing how high he flew..

[Kaijisss]

Think his bike cost a bit more than 11000$...

[roborobrobert]

Serves the fucker right

[tubbymarshall]

@roborobrobert get a life.

[creation700]

@tubbymarshall why are you telling the guy to get a life its true serves that mother fer right he shouldnt be driving on the road like hes a zombie that lives forever

[creation700]

@roborobrobert exactly

[Photonzos]

Damn adblock keeps getting in the way of the ads. What do i do to get the ads back?

oh yeah Destroy my computer in seconds and get a new one.

[NykolaiMcherron]

you know when the video pauses it makes that high pitch noise? am i the only one that thinks that sound like something from splinter cell with the night vision goggles?

[CefiroGuy3]

I WILL NEVER RESPECT SAFETY BARRIERS AFTER THIS

[RaINoX100]

you call that SAFETY barracade ?!

[MrStefannicolae]

motorcycle driver should wearing a parachute.....

[DMKDavid]

Road Rash 3

[000Dirtbike]

where is the island of man?

[pieboy6000]

@000Dirtbike

In the UK.

[GILCHRIST535]

THE IDIOTIC ADS IN YOUTUBE

[hugo12114]

i fucking hate ads fucking gay assyoutube

[nonesta13]

between 0:33 and 0:34 it looks like his blood flew out

[beehive1444]

you spelt mayhem wrong

[LaughingKangaroo]

anyone notice that generally in DIS, the lucky bastards live? and some of them were dumbasses?

[dyingangelo]

i expect this to happen 

[RCTycoonIII]

dang, at first i thought that the motorcycle remains was his body

[EpicFishFingers]

He lives, and his dog gets a speen to eat

Win win

[MrKaddan]

fail in the title? :O 

[GUNDAMZGOK]

poor guy, good luck to him...

[CAFLORES03]

holymotheroffuck!!!!

[endorphinmaster2pt0]

mayhem... cant these fucking smart fucks learn to spell now?

[cokefan3]

@NearDeathExperienc Youtube is up and running because of these advertisements

[endorphinmaster2pt0]

@cokefan3 no... dude they didnt have adverts 3 years ago... dude its egxactly why now when u click on a web page once in a while u get fucking google anylatics

[cokefan3]

@endorphinmaster2pt0 Well youtube just gets alot of money for it, and it only takes ~15 seconds of our time. Patience

[suvir8]

@NearDeathExperienc the advertisements keep these videos free for us to watch..we'd have to pay to watch these if it was not for advertisements..

[NearDeathExperienc]

@suvir8 Dood, How long has youtube survived without adds. How much money did Youtube make before running adds in uploads? Why do they run adds now? Who are they now owned by?

We are not just puppets. If people had to pay freetube would start up overnight and nobody would go to youtube.

You could be right though if the DiscoverChannel is the one that gets moeny from the adds? Not Youtube, but this doesn't seem

Still nobody wants them and there is noway of knowing until you have clicked to know.

[Duirward]

@NearDeathExperienc what ads? i keep hearing people complaining about them but i never see any. oh right i know how to work with a computer and got adblock installed

[ViCtOr2HuGo1]

@Duirward hey show my, i dont like these ad

[Thegamefroob]

@NearDeathExperienc But dude youtube get money from the ads and if they didnt have them youtube would go bankrupt

[NearDeathExperienc]

@Thegamefroob I figure your saying that as a joke!!!!!!!!!!

Youtube existed long before the days of sticking adds on videos. Elsewhere someone wrote this only happened after Google took it over. Google In fact makes a bazillion dollars (thats more than a million million!) without these adds

[Thegamefroob]

@NearDeathExperienc They still need money to run this....

[jjovereats]

@NearDeathExperienc Not exactly, but if it's a cereal with chocolate, I will buy it.

[MrMasterDork]

@NearDeathExperienc Advertisements are what keeps YouTube free. Without them, you wouldn't have been able to see this video or leave that ignorant comment.

[CCrockyourass]

@MrMasterDork Gee, I sure like waiting 30 seconds for a video to start.

So are you saying if you had to watch an infomercial for an hour before the video started, you wouldn't mind? Are you against Adblock?

[MrMasterDork]

@CCrockyourass Or you could just have patience. And no, I'm not against adblock. I use it myself but I disable it for some sites.

[CCrockyourass]

@MrMasterDork >he disables adblock sometimes

>implying he likes watching ads on videos

Facepalm.org does not contain enough for this right now.

[MrMasterDork]

@CCrockyourass No. I do it to support youtube. I'm indifferent about the ads.

[ruckaisawesome]

@MrMasterDork

ur wrong...youtube was originally free until google brought it.

[MrMasterDork]

@ruckaisawesome It still is. Tell me, did you pay to leave that comment? No. Did you pay to watch this video? No. Didn't think so.

Also, it's bought, not brought.

[ruckaisawesome]

@MrMasterDork

Why, thank you Master Dork for you intuition. But I don't believe I asked for a smartass reply :) However, to clarify what I said earlier so idiots won't take it out of context, what I meant was that because google brought youtube, it caused youtube from being free, thus advertisements is needed. So all in all, we wouldn't have this advertising crap if Google left youtube alone.

[MrMasterDork]

@ruckaisawesome B-O-U-G-H-T. Say it with me.

Also, I wasn't being a smart ass. I was simply correcting you and you're still wrong. It would've had ads eventually. It costs millions of dollars to keep the YouTube servers running. Do you really think they could keep the site up without having any revenue?

[SagBobet]

@MrMasterDork Are you kidding!? Google has plenty of money!

[MrMasterDork]

@SagBobet That doesn't mean they shouldn't make any more. You realize it costs literally billions of dollars a year to run YouTube right?

[Zookei]

@MrMasterDork They have money. They practically own the internet.

[mrlanguageguy]

@NearDeathExperienc so are you going to start paying for youtube? im sure as hell not

[JesseMercArt]

@NearDeathExperienc Pretty much every product in existence is advertised. Pledging not to by an advertiser's product is like pledging not to drink a beverage that has water in it.

[Joeant20]

@NearDeathExperienc actually, i like 5 gum :)

[JeffSaw13]

Skip add 0:01

[IanEduardoMeneses]

He collides into the left wall

Directions FAIL it was right not left!

[emme114]

@IanEduardoMeneses no, he hits the inside of the turn, the left, (0:46) the looses control and crashes into the barrier behind the corner on the right

[pokerchip13]

safety barricade how ironic

[TashaRichardsonFan]

Dude, they misspell the word*Mayhem*

[n0nze]

Is it me or did Discovery just spell Mayhem wrong in the title?

[Gloc9music]

In Soviet Russia Stone walls destroy you

[rs9219]

11.000 dollar for a motorcycle that fast!!! DON'T BELIEVE!!! if you buy a car for that money you get a silly hatchback!!!

[dewerk]

@rs9219 He was riding a Suzuki GSX-R 1000, he crashed in 2003. A 2009 version of the bike goes for $12,899 USD. Those bikes hit 125 mph easy.

[LoveAddictREmix]

Destroyed in Seconds: The United States Economy

or

Destroyed in Seconds: The Twin Towers

[20Akshay]

To all those who like to be fast on streets, WATCH THIS.....

[StephenMcCabeMusic]

Mayhem*

[cowbellpeaceprize]

Donor mobile

[madmax2069]

WOW what a bunch of dumb ass comments. and 9 retards missed the like button.

[LoveAddictREmix]

@madmax2069 But one, namely you, trolled so a nice "Fuck off" to you, sir.

[socaldad55]

dumb ass!!lol!! It's called ..thinning of the herd!!LmFaO

[socaldad55]

dumb ass!!lol!!

[NintendexF8000]

1:14 WTF?

[NintendexF8000]

He got PWND!

[ptschafer]

The way he describes his injuries, he sounds like the Terminator "Kidneys back online. Spleen removed, but unnecessary. Where is Sarah Connah?!? Get to the choppa!" LOL At least he wised up and walked away from the sport.

[ronaldrabbit28]

that's sorta funny... (not the accident) but his reply to how he's healing..."the injuries are coming along nicely...the lung's healed and kidney back online" (like, as if he's freeking computer ) "minus the spleen" of course!

[ShinyMcshine]

i love the isle of man race it's bloody insane

[jtmarsh82]

Retards wondering if he died obvisouly didnt make it 1 minute through the video...

YES HE DIED!!!! thats his zombie corpse in the wheelchair talking to the camera crew.

[calumccalum]

@Bdornyei What speed limit? The Isle of Man doesn't have a stupid "national speed limit" :D Plus this is a closed road bike race.

[Bdornyei]

@calumccalum OK, calm down. I deleted the comment. Are you happy now?

[calumccalum]

@Bdornyei Yes

[Smajlone1993]

0:33 Where the fuck is he?!

[pafalee]

@Smajlone1993

he went to the left but he was a bit away from the camera..

[Smajlone1993]

@pafalee haha i know,just he disapeared so fast ^^

[pafalee]

@Smajlone1993 he was a little fast xD

[Deathjak5]

Wow did you see the HUGE CHUNK of cement he threw off from the wall with his motorcycle, IT WAS FRIGGIN HUGE AND.... Oh yeah and is the guy okay :P

[899polo1]

did the camara man call the police?

[WeeManCalum]

@899polo1 Its the Isle of man race they cose all the roads, the cops are everywhere

[onyxone144]

He says his kidneys come back online like it's some computer. Stupid! People just don't get it.

[Brain245able]

MOTORCYCLE! D: :D

[r35boy]

did he died?

[MrMoneyMunchlax]

Racer: Oh yes i loves raceing the motorcycle OH SHI- *hits a stone wall*

*couple mouths later*

Racer: Dude i so quit

[Brain245able]

@MrMoneyMunchlax lol how many "mouths" XD

[wowsux97]

Fail "Mahem"

[DyingElement]

oh i don't need a spleen anyway, just fack my immune system good-bye

[LAnonHubbard]

The Milky Bar kid is strong and tough.

[ftempo86]

@roblox Yes it was a safety barrier, it kept him alive didn't it? AND he made a full recovery (minus a spleen). The point is, it kept him alive. What do you expect from someone who's going 135mph on a motorcycle? Gimme a break.

[Galdhon]

"The kidneys are back online"

So what, did you just plugged in the router again?

[eXAKR]

@Galdhon Maybe he's a cyborg or robot of some sort, and his kidneys are actually some kind of machine part...

[meandmyevo]

@Galdhon His doctor used to be a network admin...

[FSXFS2OO4]

Motorcyclers looks so badass with that helmet

[itsmanofpopsicle]

He looked dead...

[ineedyaoi]

sports like this keep amazes... srsly... doing sports like this.. i couldn't care less if they all broke their nakes doing somthing idiotic like this

[jamescgale]

$11,000 motorcycle? Was that suppost to be impressive? I payed more for mine, and It's sitting in my driveway, not in a competition.

[newcollector]

This is why you're suppose to SLOW down as your entering the curve and SPEED up when your coming OUT of it. It's basic motion physics.

Thank heave he's made it through that. I don't blame him at all for ending his career right there after that. Life's too short to risk it twice after something like that.

[robloxandpikminfan]

and they said it was a SAFETY barrier...

[puredruid]

Milky quayle...? what a name

[ORIGIALNOIRMATRIX]

on average 1 person died each year during the isle of man race, if i remember right

[DestinedLPs]

*mayhem

[supershadow115]

he shouldve gotten the trophy for that. ....i'm speechless

[joshmaze181]

mmmmm tasty spleen!!

[bringit1357]

Yeah GRRREEEEAT idea just feed your freaking spleen to your stupid a*s dogs! what in the name of he*l

[gaallegos]

did he died?

[jimbobjones22]

the irony the safty wall hurt him by not being safe at all

[ChibiVegito]

I like how the excerpt didn't mention any survivors. Keeps you wondering, huh?

[xmicina]

It is big mistake that that crazy driver even survived. It is not good idea to hurry :)

Donors of organs, that is the name for speed motrorcycle drivers. Many people are lucky thanks this selfsuisideres on two wheels. Laws of physiscs nobody can break without hurting himself(often deathly).

Nice movie, more bikers in cofins, more safe trafic on roads.

[zxrrr]

'more bikers in coffins' a massively aggressive quote ,this is a motorcycle

racer who nearly got killed, and as far as I'm concerned as a decent human

being you disrespect those who have been killed doing something

they love,LIKE RACING A MOTORCYCLE ON A CLOSED ROAD,this is called

freedom of choice and he,unlike most car drivers,on the real road is probably

more safe an courteous than you will ever be.You ignorant twat!

[xmicina]

@zxrrr in my country are streetracers, inspired by bikers.

every dumb ass buy motorcycle which is far more faster and stronger that can brain in drivers head handle safely. I personaly saw few of them to kill other inocent people on road. So it is my reason for not to like them. Many young man dies on strong motorbikes(it is riders mistake). Racing on closed road is OK, it is everybody risk to kill himself.

Pushing speed to physical limits = is adrenalin worth for life? For me no.