Lies We Tell Our Kids

[TheLandOfTears]

santa is not real? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flipkid2006]

HAHAHA!!! "Daddy was helping mommy exercise under the covers."

How many of us have walked in on our parents having sex? First time for me I was 15 and I just left the room cause I knew what was going on.

One more thing.....tampons as cat toys?! What the fuck?

[tylenator552]

they diddent mention anything about religon

[destroyfaith94]

why the fuck would you lie to them about alcohol?

[1234567890and1234567]

cat toys lol

[ochahane]

Annnd that is why her kids will grow up to be bratty retards who lie about everything possible.

[chase1146]

for the tampons i bet she had to think fast

[FairySparkle106]

LMFAO 

[MumblingMickey]

lol.... yeah it took me some time to explain to my daughter that although barney appears on the TV when we put the disk in the drive... that does not mean that we get food if we stuff a ham sandwich in there too!

[monikabacik]

I like you

[Ward8668]

shes a milf by the way

[Ward8668]

i was smarter than that stupid ass i figured it out

[TamaraThorn]

My mom told me about sex when I was about five or six, and I think that's the perfect age for it. It's before sex becomes icky for most kids, and so I didn't find anything wrong with it. The later parents tell their kids about sex, the more likely they're going to be misinformed by their friends.

[Takagou]

My mom was always honest with me, but only as much as I needed to know. At the boys age, my mom would have said, "Sometimes Mommy bleeds a whole lot, and this stop the bleeding, like a big band aid." For the sex thing, "Mommy and Daddy were doing something that only grown ups find fun, like when you play with your action figure." Stuff like that. You can be honest while keeping it age appropriate. It also cuts back on the awkwardness of some of these "talks". Outright lies are never good.

[EverQuestClassic]

Oh I got one! Religion that is a good lie we tell our children.

[HiToWhoeverReadsThis]

lol, i know right!!! they just tell them "god is good, BELIEVE IN HIM OR GO TO HELL!!!" no choice right!?

[bllksquirrel]

Something on the lines of "it's for girls and it's gross"

[Killerghost1593]

she flipped us off at 0:26 :O

[maxamojaxamo]

wtf? lol

[Cherstars]

lol she looks like Celine Dion

[Demonedchild]

lol daddy was helpin mommy exercise under the covers

[saddlepotato159]

that was so funny. especially when they found the "cat toys" when they're that young, they don't need to know the truth. if it makes they're lives easier, then a parent has to say, what a parent has to say.

[AmethystWoman]

these vid are hysterical. they aren't meant to be taken "seriously" and ripped apart. they are just funny. and I am not even a mom...

[bllksquirrel]

"cat toy" thats stupid.

[Narnieawow]

and what would you of told them smarty? I thought it was pretty good lol

[HiToWhoeverReadsThis]

u dont get it? "cat" toy, whats another word for cat? Pussy, and thats exactly where it goes!

[radioobeats]

LOL! thats hilarious xp and i dont even think the woman in the video even meant it that way...

you are a genius

[musiqueen415]

This was made with a very narrow view of child development and parenting.

First off, there is nothing wrong with saying that things like tampons are a grown-up thing that they will learn about later. Same thing with alcohol; "mommy's special juice'? Just say it's a grown-up drink that can make kids very sick.

Kids the age of the ones in the video are ready to learn about things like nutrition and death--in fact, why not instill healthy habits and attitudes now?

[musiqueen415]

[continued]

How and when you talk about sex to your kids really depends on your ethics, so I'll stay away from that one.

In the end, the parents' job isn't to make their kids perpetually happy; it's to give them the tools and skills to live. That means giving them realistic self-images and worldviews, and not sheltering them from every little thing you don't want to explain. They're smarter than most people give them credit for (and, by the way, they know when they're being talked down to).

[coolamastard]

@musiqueen415 you need to stop thinking its a narrow view, and watch and laugh

[stanbalo]

i love that the cute baby boy always says you're welcome!!

[craigslinger43]

why did i just watch that video?????????

[Happydude256]

Because it's bad enough to be funny.

[VirtRampage]

im asking myself the same question what the hell is going on

[craigslinger43]

lol!Friends?

[DemonCat1992]

You know, my mom told me many white lies as a kid because I, either, wouldn't understand the real thing or I was not old enough to hear about it, but as I've gotten older my mom has had a sit down talk with me about everything she has little white lied about to me and that is perfectly fine. It really depends on how you think your kid should be raised. I will do the same for mine.

[XSouthXNightX]

exersising under the covers...I wanna do that D;

[1984IcameandIstayed]

I told my children that tampons are for bloody noses . They know what it is for,now that they're older.

[chrispollock]

human civilization is held together by white lies. nobody would procreate if it weren't for them acctually.

[zepplinbob]

kinda boring

[plyr185858]

i think its fine for a white lie here and then becuase when they grow up they will do it to u!

[BowToMySkill]

quit fucking lieing to ur kids, that shit is gonna screw their mind up and gonna make awkward situations, like a kid is gonna pul a tampon out and start playing with the cat in front of people and they will be like wtf is wrong with this kid...

[SLAARG]

dude, tell them that its bad luck not to name very ant they see

[ace1238]

like a kid that young even knows what a vagina is!!? There are just some things you CANT tell kids because they dont have the capacity to understand it yet!!

besides, a kid playing with a cat and a tampon is major lulz, and you know it ;)

[BowToMySkill]

then just dont tell them anything... and yeah its funny except for the fact that his mom tricked him into doing it...

[metalheadproduction]

ITS A CAT TOY!!

[emokid110729]

Lies are perfectly normal, lol exersising

[salvitrucha]

about the 'bed workout'... just tell your kids that it was mommy and daddy's personal business that should make life easier. It was pretty funny though.

[improvaddict]

hahahahah!!! theyre cat toys!! thats hilarious!

[DianaLeigh83]

This chick is hilarious! What's even more hilarious is that half of you have no sense of humor.

[sweetprincess109]

stop saying that like that's bad and we should talk to them about anything-but there 3

there not going to understand anything!

wait 'till there like 7-8 they'll understand better! DUH! you retards it's just a comedt clip anyway!

[thetk421guy]

omg this is a freakin comedy clip!!

[skeletonmom]

This chick has issues. When you start explaining stuff to kids when they are young (start with simple explanations and when they ask) then it gets easier as they get older and want more in-depth info. I also found this helped me bond with my daughter who asks me off-color questions on a regular basis. And I will give her the true off color answers. Nothing is too upsetting for me to handle. Why should I stress when what she will encounter is just a part of life that we all had to got thru?

[oppositronic]

you're not explaining child soldiers or group rape to her though i bet

[ultimatejoeshmo]

Milf.

[fizz489]

Why would a little child freak out about somthing like sex or tampons? If they dont no what it is, then TELL THEM if YOU dont freak out, then THEY wont freak out. its like this: "Hey mom whats this on the floor" (its acually chockolate) SAY ITS CHOCKOLATE! lol they dont no what chockolate is so tell him, nothing to freak about. (that was just an example)

[agentbong138]

Yes, so you can tell them that mommy and daddy were having sex and then they can run around talking about it, you obviously don't have kids.

[emokid110729]

no disrespect, but its chocolate

[username0u812ic]

nothing wrong with a white lie.a kid needs a childhood.they turn into adults very fast and learn these things later when they apply to their adult life.

[RoganSF]

i know its not a manual. But its sad to think someone would have a kid and do this. IF they want to know more, tell them to read about it. you should be ashamed if you lie to your kid. kinda defeats the purpose of having one . This goes along the same lines as jesus christ, santa claus and set your mind to it you can do anything. These are all things that a TRUE parent would resist. And let the child decide for themselves, instead of the parents making a fake foundation.... horrible

[wisebmn]

I have a soon to be 18 year old and a one year old. I thought as many of you do that if you explain everything to your child they will get it and that will be the end. Boy was I wrong! My daughter became more curious and always wanted to know more, especially about sex. Although I do not agree that lying is a good thing, I think distracting them with what they can handle at their age is more than appropriate. I think this shows a great comic way of handling it!

[robilotto1]

lighten up Rogan, this is not a manual on parenting it is you tube...comic relief for those who "get it". What family are you refrencing where they have amounting to, as yu put it "morons and retards". Along with teaching your kids honesty, try teaching them to have an open mind, a light heart and strong character.

[Taiketei]

lol cat toys.

[Blakfiya14]

My mom was always honest with me...like when i was 7 and I asked her if Santa was real she just crushed my hopes and dreams and replied with a no. D:

Sigh....I knew he was too good to be true. :\

[salvitrucha]

haha same here... and then I decided to crush many other kids hopes by telling THEM santa wasn't real

[Flygonrider2598]

@Blakfiya14 Santa is a christian thing

[MaxwellHebbourn]

@Flygonrider2598 No, he's gone now. Got Raptured yesterday.



[Joshuanator99]

@Blakfiya14 wait he isnt real!?

[nwcoastlife]

@Blakfiya14 My father told me when I was 5, "There is no Santa. Your presents come from family members who love you". It didn't ruin anything.

[hexdek1]

im not a parent yet, but i agree with RoganSF. why would u lie to your kids cant u just explain something to them? not funny at all. parents, or future parents if u are reading this DO NOT LIE TO YOUR KIDS.

[RoganSF]

i dont find this funny at all. it saddens me that the average american family cant explain anything to there child because they themselves had kids to early, so you have a moron teaching a moron. What you end up with is a society that doesnt know whats going on, they think there vote counts and that working 9-5 is a religion. You shouldnt lie to your kids no mater the age. The sooner they learn, the faster than can be something other than a retard

[BlueL]

100% agreed

[EYE2EYE3]

cat toys

[kurvos]

That's why it's always dumb to lie. ALWAYS, as long as it consider others than yourself. I mean; I learned where children came from when I was 4. And that hasn't affected me one bit... humbug.

[TheGiveness]

You shouldn't lie to your kids, that's true,

but, there are always exceptions :)

[vivachilegringito]

Ahhh man, freaking hilarious... I don't even want to comment on whether or not it's right or wrong, it's just funny. Hahahhaa

[lordmufasa]

bulshit.... when you lie to your kids about stuff like this... they believe you for many years to come, sometimes remembering things that you said that you don't even remember what you said. then they aren't as knowledgeable about things they should know about when they get older and its important, and they go looking for information from other places... like the internet, which you definately don't want

[KennayXD]

Cat toys... LOL !

[PakyTv]

hahaha exercising under in bed