The Muppets: Stars & Stripes FOREVER!

[MegaYallow]

"We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice...and keep the world safe from weirdos, have brought forth a--nevermind."

INDEED!

[nellie2581]

The Americn Flag!

[pablolocos94]

CRONICA TV (Argentina) ajajajajjaja

[AnimeAnnie008]

this, and a pic of America's (hetalia) abs, makes me proud to be an American

[CPTREX65578]

if you only want to know what we think about it just press second 1:55

[Mystiquecon]

Sam the Eagle: More patriotic than Glen Beck, and twice as smart.

[dhiz92]

128 people are the 99%

[Jbielber]

Lol his voiced cracked ahahaha the tall one

[OrchestraIsAwesome]

I think Animal is a martian, not American

[JVIonsterZZZZ]

penguins are from the north pole, they'e not american

[phantommangagirl]

Aren't hot dogs technically German, since sausages are pretty much a German staple?

[KlimaticEgo]

@phantommangagirl No. In fact, the exact opposite. They are *practically* German, but they are *technically* American.

[givemehugmarty]

RALAMNARALAMNARALA mi mi RALA mi mi mi! ;3

[enpointegirl]

MAHNA MAHNAM!

[GamingIlluminated]

The Muppets, making Right Wing seem cool since 1954

[Cappythecat3351]

127 people are weirdos

[BronyOfMetal]

Please bring The Muppet Show back to television

[slimgrimley]

epic

[chickenchokedback]

Sam should be on Anderson Cooper

[Smilez2211]

I feel so bad for Animal.. He's totally out of his element here :/

[DukeTravers]

Animal looks so bored

[NYG4LIFE123]

But. Sam...the Chef is Swedish?

[TheLostLenore]

@NYG4LIFE123 that doesn't mean anything, he might think of himself AS an American now/has American citizenship so...

[sasorinodannalover22]

i love the bear XD

[awsome2464]

This is the only Muppet video where you will find Beaker not getting injured!

[nellie2581]

@awsome2464  true

[theslurpeemaster]

......... the swedish chef isint american....lets elect that guy president!!!

[camoblackhawk]

i'm sorry the Swedish chef's apron is mad out of bacon your argument is invalid.

[TheChickzNextDoor]

We the people of the united states in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, & to keep the world safe from WEIRDOS!!!

[MultiMurphdawg]

Muppets and Patriotism. Why hasnt the Tea Party made this their theme song.!?

[Trithlore]

Must... broadcast... Nation-Wide EVERY 4th of July!

[justmerozzie]

127 people are Communist.

[jaybriezylol22]

BEAKERR!!!!!!! ROTF!!

[Brighteyeslonglashes]

I love chef!

[LOLGmod]

Notice how Sam used the Swedish Chef when he's not from America

[hipepleful]

1:58 two people later, “Well thats all we know, now what?"

[MermaidMagic2]

"so what do we gottta do?" "email it to everyone we know!" lol that almost wanted me to email this to everyone i know! O.o ROFL

[aGurlAndHerKeys]

It was so beautiful I could cry! :D

[RandomIsPleasure]

They picked all the muppets with speech problems. . . I LOVE YOU MUPPETS!

[oooraeooo]

A tribute to all countries, but mostly America. :)

[Wonderchef12]

Oh how much I want to work for the Muppets when I grow up(;

[RaoGung]

LOL!

[wred42]

KEEP THE WORLD SAFE FROM WEIRDOS

[caioalvespereira]

121 never seen culture in Internet! :D

[richardshort2001]

Sam was the OG Tea Party member

[Luigi9913]

so what are we gonna do?

what else? email it to everyone we know!

hahahahaha xD

[Jamsessionroom1337]

Fuck patriotism...

[allmenarerapists]

these videos cure migraines, no shit...

[AnimeWaterFall]

LOL from weirdos XD

[EdVantsDempshysHead]

THE DAMN BEAR STOLE MY PART!!!!!

[plymouthmunkee]

This is one of the most amazing things I have EVER seen! :D

[MyRoxNameIsBOB]

LEAVE CAMILA ALONE CHEF!!!



[LawandOrderfan13]

This is possibly the ONLY way I might be willing to appreciate John Philip Sousa.

[OmgoshanotherDK]

aww For a second I thought it said "Stars & Strippers FOREVER" I was very wrong xD

[VolunteerLS110]

"Keep the world safe from...weirdos...."

Well, that's one way to describe the Communists!

[BenGoldmanRulzzz]

And keep the world safe from...weirdos, *Cough*Cough*Taliban*... have brought forth the...oh nevermind

[emilyh753]

Sam the Eagle for president!

Or the Swedish chef if he was a natural born citizen...

[alishadjc]

The America Eagle Consation!

[kakashifanman]

im pretty sure that weirdos werent in the constitution

[BrokenRadar]

FLAG IS BACKWARDS RESEARCH IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snooperking]

@BrokenRadar no its just facing down

[theotherjdub]

Great video but my OCD requires me to point out that at the start the flag is backwards. The stars are always on the left.

[carcin0geneticist]

@theotherjdub

Not if the flag is hanging downwards, as it was to look like a curtain.

HAPPY 4TH.

[theotherjdub]

@carcin0geneticist Yes the stars are always on the left regardless of whether the flag is hung horizontal or vertical. Google it.

[Sirenhound]

@theotherjdub Well, admittedly I haven't bothered to look it up, but I assume cutting the flag in half is probably also a bad thing, therefore, I propose that it is in fact, two flags, hung side by side, and pulled away from each other when being opened. averting any flagcraft that may offend.

[Sirenhound]

(yes I know the stripes on the left flag would be wrong)

[sirstrongbad]

@Sirenhound or it was a curtain, and never a flag at all? and all I can say is, I've seen some of the stuff that Americans put their flag on, to complain about a curtain is ridiculous. (and yeah, we canadians are guilty of the same stuff... actually who am I kidding, these days it's more "look at the stuff the Chinese are putting our countries flags on!")

[Sirenhound]

@sirstrongbad and if you've ever seen what the yobs run around in on Australia Day here down under, you'd probably come to the conclusion that it's pretty much the universal behaviour of any nation's citizenry.

[mskingrhs1]

Are there really users who are taking issue with the patriotism of the Muppets?! Amazing. Great clip, the muppets make me laugh and feel nostaligic at the same time.

[MissGoona]

Yum, yum yum! American hotdogs!

[boxorak]

Culture, morality, and patriotism....on the INTERNET?

Yeah, good luck with that. :D

[SmileyLegoGuy]

Did anyone see the hot dog background?

[baillieplayers]

the bear made me crack up

[TheWiizii]

My penguin-loving daughter's birthday is on the Fourth of July and this is TOTALLY going on her wall...

[RenaissanceMaiden1]

I wish there was a Love it! button.

[PinBouncer]

Videos like this make me glad to be alive.

[Drpepper287]

i call being the drummer

[metalfacesolid]

Love Beaker

Love swedish chef

Love Animal

Love mix

Love the bleu guy where i lost the name of...

THUMBS UP!!

[Tizmaole]

Sam, you birdbrain: *I* can quote the Constitution better than that!

[NJBlondeMoments]

Its just too cute :)

[fardaypu]

like most people from American, these guys are only puppets being controlled by others.

[Tom1Stein]

@greenforeverLeaf: I wonder how many pinguins are native in the USA. Well, the swedish chef is like most american people: He came from another country.

[nepomusik]

If you asked Captain America who his favorite Muppet is, it's Sam.

[Tizmaole]

@nepomusik I disagree: Cap would conk him out with his shield for being such a phony!

[kirbywolfwings]

this was one of their better muppet videos. i don't really know muppets that well but they're funny. "We hold these truths to be self evident: that all muppets are created equal....(so on and so forth)."

[LauranaAridian]

Sad day, the most patriotic eagle is standing in front of an American flag that is displayed wrong >.<

[Arballo420Cali]

@LauranaAridian It wasn't really wrong, when hanging the flag indoors you can display it like that, but the stars have to be on the right hand side. The American flag has many rules

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@LauranaAridian What's wrong with it? I'm not American, so I don't know, but I am curious...

[LauranaAridian]

@ImaginaryNightshade Well when displaying the flag the stars are to be on the left side. Not hanging on the right. There are so many rules when it comes to displaying the flag, and most people don't know about them.

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@LauranaAridian Oh I see, thanks :)

[bugeyedmonster2]

@LauranaAridian I think that might also be part of the joke. If Sam was really the nitpicky patriot he claims to be, he would know the rules.

[Trucifer]

Muppets-------now braver than Superman.

[nintendex07]

Sam only wanted to share this video for America only? I'm from Canada and I would've been sad if I never got to see this.

[tedmania2]

now I'm proud to be american

[AtemnoYugi1232]

Statler n Waldorf be trollin'

[rootofjesse10]

I heard Sam the Eagle is a teapartier

[shero3212]

106 people corrected Sam on the Preamble.

[bugeyedmonster2]

I just love how patriotic!Sam Eagle doesn't know the words of the US Constitution. Ha!

[ChalkBawt]

Gotta love that penguin and beaker.

[rjumoorty]

The bear might be american!

[Kreutzer1000]

Brilliant!



[123tacobello]

i dont think any one in this video was from america... oh well

[electragoob]

:D loved it!!!

[sackyhack]

In marching band I had to play bearker's part on a flute for this song.

[GreenforeverLeaf]

Any particular reason WHY the Swedish Chef was in a video about America? Not that i really care, i love the Chef.

[adambeattie]

@GreenforeverLeaf Ever been to Minnesota?

[MrJBieber2010]

@GreenforeverLeaf I guess to establish american cooking?

[TikiSnakes]

@GreenforeverLeaf

Swedish Chef is there to say 'Bort'. Obviously. ;)

[yeoungbraxx]

@GreenforeverLeaf Because the United States of America is a melting pot of many different cultures, including chefs whose knowledge of Swedish doesn't extend past "börk!"

[spohl76]

Probably the same reason a penguin and monster are in it.

[believer713]

@spohl76 I was thinking the same thing!

[KingOfRedLions]

@GreenforeverLeaf

Well someone has to cook.

[ReverendSyn]

@GreenforeverLeaf He's an immigrant.

In one episode it was hinted that he might not even be Swedish. He only speaks "Mock Swedish" and he admitted it wasn't his first language.

Strangely enough his forst language is Japanese. Or at least mock Japanese.

[hugodesignmx]

@GreenforeverLeaf it´s the muppets!!! it makes no sense!!! it´s just for fun

[iamadeathgod666]

@GreenforeverLeaf

The Muppet Show was done in London, not that it really matters.

[gaarasuri]

@GreenforeverLeaf because in sam the eagle's words...its the woooorlldd wide web. :) lmao only reason i could think of.

[DarkComputerGirl]

@GreenforeverLeaf

Because SOMEBODY had to cook the burgers.

[BoomClanLeader]

@GreenforeverLeaf well the pengiun ist really american too

[Clanki]

@GreenforeverLeaf Besides the fact that the USA seems to control sweden? Not much.

The assange case proves that enough that sweden = bitches of usa sadly. and traitors to scandinavia.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Bork Bork!

[dunnobutwayne]

BoMM BOMM BOMM

[Vladek385]

Big nations have patriots, small nations have nationalists. I really hate that double standard.

[darkintheglow]

Sam the Eagle is more relevant than ever.

[ludicrus32]

104 people are unpatriotic.

[danielmiller9014]

@ludicrus32 122!

[nick747]

The flag is hanging backwards....The stars are in the wrong corner.....Come on Sam you should know better

[Ai0n32]

Bear Revere & Penguin Washington xD

[dameinisnumberthe1]

ahhhhh sam the ultimate patriot we need more like him now more then ever

[forrestgumby]

For some reason, Animal reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait

[scyduckzard2007]

@forrestgumby i know right? LOL

[flipflopflyin]

it's pretty freaky how sam bears such an uncanny resemblance to the average US Congressman in terms of looks haha

[PokemonSpectrum92]

I like how Bobo, The only one singing who can actually speak understandable English is just in the background keeping time. What was Sam THINKING?

[Bobzeaux]

1:32 - Pull de string!  PULL DE STRING!!!! >:(

[TheMortallyWounded]

I miss the ORIGINAL Muppets. Pre-Disney buyout.

[DisMupPix010]

@TheMortallyWounded

Well, the good news is that The Muppets Studio has its own management team, and they are generally left alone to do their own thing.

[ahmedhow]

@TheMortallyWounded u mean like those one?

[sarahsmile777]

a little fun with a greenscreen?



[workingmom72]

World Wide Web? Is there any way to just get it on the American part? lol

[mrsgummyybear]

OMG the swedish chef said PITTSBURGH!!! ROFL COPTER!!!

[Danielthetankengine]

I feel America-ize already.... ish.  LONG LIVE THE MUPPETS!!!!!

[discodaggett]

Disappointing. Beaker is officially the Kenny McCormick of Muppets. There's no way he should have survived once Crazy Harry showed up with a detonator!

[LadyBessEccentric]

In America!!

[LEGOWalkthroughs1]

I'm not even sure if Animal can be an american, it wouldn't be very legal! lol

[Onbu7]

I crack up at the swedish chef every time at 1:18 xD

[Roonifer]

That was terrible! Horrendous! I'm offended! I'm appalled! So what are we going to do? Oh, what else? Email it to everybody we know!

[50millionthUser]

But..... why is the penguin quacking like a duck? O.o

[DisMupPix010]

@50millionthUser

That's just how all Muppet penguins sound. :-)

[SPNSamDean84]

I love Statler and Waldorf. XD

[0lime]

Collection of the best muppet characters. Where's kerrmit???

[jcvoice2007]

This is AWESOME!

[666DeathByLove666]

OMG, I love this! It made me giggle and reminisce about being in band. My community band always plays this when we get together and yay for me, I get the most challangeing picolo solo ever composed by John Phillip Sousa. Way to go man. Very challangeing, very beautiful, made me secretly dispise playing this song. >_>

Uhh...

Yay America! Also, God Bless the armed forces! <3

[amraselendil18]

tipica agringada xDD basuuura

[chickenpieces]

What is the bear doing, he is sup-post to be hibernating when this came out on the internet.

[vampiresoldier05]

if there is one thing that the muppets know... that is their patriotism. :)

[EisFoXx]

The Eagle looks like McCain :D

[sudmalis100]

uh, sam, even I know you got it right. we kinda breed wirdos.

[zhaxy]

whats the name of the bear! pls tell me!

[Mbw3914]

forget the sousaphone, this is john philip sousa's greatest creation

[kokopelli7272]

1:11 LOL random noises from Animal

[jojoinhere]

wtf? this is hypnotizing...

[Rennesme0122]

hes an eagle?!

[TheFlipped1]

That was horridous, I apawled....I love it!

[to42]

I LOVE THE MUPPETS! WOOT WOOT!

[tonychopper2]

i wonder who the eagle was looking at when he said "weirdos"

lol it totally looked like he gave someone the eye

[Studmeister17]

@tonychopper2 He was referring to ALL of the other muppets.

[ryu8888]

@tonychopper2 =_= probably every single one of the muppets cast lol

[magicmasterp]

@ryu8888 except wayne and wanda of course.

[fetch300]

94 People didn't want to keep the world safe from weirdo's.

[ejeff123]

swedish chef looked happy when he saw the chickens

[sudmalis100]

if that was "culture" then sign me up. i speak gibberish fluently

[FGCVJ]

Sam the Eagle has some bitches. =)

More like Hens, but close enough.

[cathiewakefield]

I don't know this song. I'm thinking I might be a little uneducated.

[L00pGarou]

is that pedo bear in the back ground?

[0181lee]

glee

[TiaLovettTodd]

LOVE Animal. Hey does anyone else think he could have been part of Labyrinth's fire gang?

[VilaStar]

and god bless the muppets! LOL

[333angels333]

Long Live Beaker!!

[aeonflux67]

@333angels333 = why did he die? lol