Let's Play Cryostasis - Kickstart my Heart (S8 P1)

[Nacalal]

IT'S TEH BEARD MAN FORM TEH FUTURE!

[GoldenGal42]

Poor Bob. :(

[RoughThief]

Wearing a suit? Dude, this is a SOVJET ship. The only suit you'll ever get is an uniform that you wear from the day you are born until you die.

[HorrorFan0117]

when hallpween says i wonder how many times i got him, transcribe audio translates it into three times.

[wockynerd]

Woah, that guy is channeling Red.

[eatbeavers]

WOW! YEAH! KICKSTART MY HEART BABY, NEVER DIE!

[FellToRise]

You remind me of Alistair lol

[Melahel888]

20 years in a ship like that and exposed to radiation. how the hell they survived and what the hell, they have been eating?

[AJQueenOfHell]

lmao, Kickstar My Heart by Motley Crue :D nice choice man, love that song

[legendrobotmaster2]

i love the bob jokes XD

[Petitetinypengu]

Why does the reactor flashback remind me of Half Life 1? I am going to expect death and destruction plus multiple aliens to attack.

[MrMarick89]

I'm watching this... with a cold! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... seriously though it feels like I'm dying :(

[porsh24]

Whats with the second world war era weapons? Doesnt this take place in the 80s?

[VoiceOfReason7]

@porsh24 Wiki it.

[porsh24]

@VoiceOfReason7 Why? This game does take place in the 1980s

[Dirioctovarius]

@porsh24 because the ship where it takes place is a WW2 era ship that froze down after hitting the iceberg

[grineti5]

is this game cool?

[begowey]

big man of the future XD!!!

[Edgewalker001]

Note the half and half Graphite/Boron control rods, the main reason why Soviet reactors go into critical meltdown easier than the deuterium moderated ones used in most of the world. XD

[LOLVOTEING]

"Hows the reactor bob?"

"IM MELTING!!!!!!"

"oh hes melting,that means its working AWSOME!" lololololol

i just love it when you include bob in the situation

[katamari117]

"I'M MELTING" oh wow i laughed for like 4 minutes!

[idog98]

LOL 2 best lines in the "whatchacallit" 1st "how's the reactor Bob?* "GAHHHHHH IM MELTINNGG!!!" "good" epic and Phase 3, release a fresh one

[Ranzess2]

Ha! "Release a fresh one." Lol. )))

[charliephayer123]

is there a demo for this game? i would like to see how it runs on my pc.

[106die]

i just relized this game has no music i find that games without music are mostley scereare than ones that do

[MmSTM]

This LP in three words:

Mmm, heat -- RAGE!

<3

[metsapeikkoo]

Oh sweet, SVT-40. Semi-automatic rifle.

[jeevesbond]

As someone who used to live in Wiltshire, I lol'd when you said, 'Cheers m'dears.'

Thanks for that.

[foist101]

"Release a fresh one!"

"Oh sure thing! *crouches* HNNGGGHHNNGGHH- Oh, the rod, right."

[SubparDragoon]

@foist101 release a fresh one? what!? you want me to fart?

[b0n3z3z]

@SubparDragoon Just... guh... Just watch the video...

[SubparDragoon]

@b0n3z3z It was a joke.

[b0n3z3z]

@SubparDragoon It wasn't even related to the video.

[SubparDragoon]

@b0n3z3z nevermind.

[Pluiz2006]

"How's the reactor Bob?"

"GAAAH I'M MELTING!!!"

"Good"

I lol'd

[foliage4]

Phase 3, release a fresh one.

[nogaynamesallowed]

Hey Helloween, did you notice that when it's really cold your rifle starts to freeze, and when it heats up the ice melts and it regains its nice Ronseal-esque wooden finish? Pretty cool eh?

[ScreamingDoom]

Bob the Test Russian is awesome. There should be a weekly serial involving the Adventures of Bob.

[DRL4500]

Brittle Bone Disorder? Brittle Bone Disease? Vrolyics Sydrome?! Mass Effect reference!?

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

"ah its te testing room where we sent bob! how is the reactor bob?"

"AAAARGH!!! im melting!"

"ah, he is melting, it is working awesome!"

ROFL xD

[HurriO4]

poor Bob xD

[zandanify]

hmm super Russan zomies on a neuclear reactor ship seems plausable

[CrimsonReaper85]

I for one don't mind the rage. Rage is good. And Jesus why did model ship guy feel the need to give us his sob story? You're dead now buddy, we didn't body jack someone to listen to you while we turn green from radiation poisoning.

[Ziiiv]

I think that area is supposed to be the fancy schmancy "ROD" device thingy that's supposed to point out the icebergs or something.

[Abtruse1]

Silly Helloween, this is how you become a bloodsucker.

[DomEReapeR]

considering how many fires and shit you've stuffed your face in, its a wonder your beard hasn't started burning even once.

Wait, not its not. He is the epic beard man! woooooo...

[PwnzorBob]

You got!

SVT-40!

Note, the SVT-40 is a semi-auto rifle, so you can pew pew even faster!

[AETrainingDavid97]

Finally! A game that knows weapons!

[OsakaLover]

Ah the SVT-40...the gun that has the same initials as me...X3

"Release a fresh one." No Helloween, he didn't mean that XD!

[gamegod10104]

wow bob has it hard on this ship he gets headakes from the headake deck now hes melting on the reacter deck poor bob

[DemonMasterAnsem]

7:05 ... This reminds me of Half Life.

[katamari117]

@DemonMasterAnsem hmmmmmm...nah

[khan3550]

"Stick face in heat" XD

[DonKain]

Hey, don't diss video game people with brittle bones. Remember Joker in both MEs, he's pretty epic.

[Helloween4545]

@DonKain Thatwasthejoke.jpg

I love joker, I meant it in kind affection.

[DonKain]

Yay

[Edgewalker001]

@Helloween4545 He's a big part of the reason I put the ME games up there with the KOTOR ones. He is the only character more epic than Sheppard XD

[gesterhq]

the area at 7:20 reminds me of the beginning in half life 1

[riodragon]

'Release the rod.'

No, thank you. I like holding onto my rod. I also love waving it around while holding it, just to piss you off, so, nyeh! :P

[Jarethenator]

so, in this game...the notion of "don't worry, bandages fix everything" is "don't worry, heat fixes everything"

[countflaming]

hmmm there seems to be a bullet in my neck, this hand warmer should do the trick!

[Mad0Artist]

hey!, there russians!, they bath in radiation!

[MrWajax]

Too bad you can't grab a bunch of icicles and stab monsters in the face with them.

[PopcornSalt13]

Ah, poor Abused Bob. He returns, again. And is promptly abused.

[BloodReaperZ]

"Stick face in heat. Recieve heat. Mmmm..."

lol =D

[xXRawrJanisXx]

"How was the reactor bomb?"

"I'M MELTING!!!!!!!"

That Russian accent is a win!

[Keurosaur]

06:55

I laughed my head off at that!

[Hyroar]

The scene @ 7:55 reminds me of the failed experiment from the first Half Life. Similar atmosphere.

[PopcornSalt13]

@Hyroar The "We F***ed up real bad, huh?" atmosphere? or was it the "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?" Atmosphere?

[12as34df5]

In the tags it says "guns that work make me happier". If i was playing this it would make me too.

[XxKilleredxX]

I had a Half Life moment at 7:00

[240Gromit]

Haha! I actually laughed out loud at 8:50 :D

[DarkElviS]

i think i released a fresh one IRL xD

[chefthedestroyer]

Poor poor Bob.

[Dustkim]

me too first epileptic seizures and now he will have no skin :P

[stipuledfatcat]

on the door its written danger and then something i couldnt read cause of the quality

[kageyasha12]

"Phase 3 release a fresh one"

"Sure ehhhhh uggh oh yeah the rod"

lol nice

[BloodfelX]

You know that the only reason his items don't freeze is because he stores them in his beard, and then, each time he puts his beardy beard in the heat his items defrost. See! This game has many realistic features.

[RadicalBros]

4th

[AlexPhott]

That rifle reminds me of the sucky weapons in S.t.a.l.k.e.r.

[Undreth]

And everyone thought you stopped making Cryostasis

[TheAzureFlame]

As always, good stuff and keep it up