@CelosiaDeschain Axel wanted him from the start. so yeah be concerned I mean Roxas is 15 and Axel is like, 37 or something all I know is that he is an adult who likes to rape teens. 0_o wtf is wrong with him?!?!
Like I said Axel is just like a 37 year old man or something and Roxas is 15 Axel rapes teens. Take kairi for example not only is Axel gay he is Homo. -_- scarred for life
LMMFAO I LOVE Dane cook man XD. His jokes never get old and they seriously make me laugh so gawd damn hard. And I love that his voice is paired up with Axel it's like PERFECT. And I'd be one of those vicous axel fangirls XD. He's so sex-A.
@LarxeneFishy99 ..... okay I wouldn't be a vicous fan girl now that I see how they act. I think my approach would be more ninja.... and just kind of slip under their rabidness and use that as a means to get closer. It's fool proof. Thanks rabid fan girl for making me closer to him :]
you know... Demyx does look like the child of Roxas and axel... I mean he has the hight and movements of axel and he has got some of the facial features of roxas.... XD, RoxasxAxel forever
Axel..... Marluxia will kill u if Demyx goes wrong cuz if Demyx dies..... Marluxia thinks u ate Vexen. And then Roxas will be pissed at u for involving their kid, before it's even born.
@Espadaknight4 SARCASM! (I probably wrote that wrong.0_o) Also THEY CAN'T LOVE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOBODIES. Plus we all know that Axel is totally gay for Roxas. ;P
@yintsunami Axel isn't gay for Roxas, those 2 were like brothers(and if you pay attention in the games, you realize Axel hates all the organization members), so when Roxas faded into Sora, Axel was left in the world with no friends(how would you feel if your best friend died!?), just complete emptiness. The keyblade has strange effects, it made Axel feel like he had a heart, and in KH2FM, Saix said Axel couldn't stand living without a heart, so he put his life on the line just for the thrill.
@Espadaknight4 *two keyblades are thrown toward you general direction* Omg told you so. Roxy already has dibs. Plus I'M AN AXEL FANGIRL! Axel <3's Roxas, ask any fangirl.... that's not you.
@yintsunami I went to camp with an Axel fangirl, she said she'll kill anyone who takes Axel from her, a few other fangirls said it, too. Ask any Axel fangirl who isn't into yaoi! Personally, I hate yaoi because I goosled Sora and found some seriously disturbing yaoi, I mean the kind that looks like a pervert drew it, I got mentally scarred from it, I've hated yaoi since then (SoraxRoxas yaoi is the worst, considering Sora and Roxas are like 2 halves of 1 person)
I really regret it, and here's the real reason why I regret it more than anything else. Because I start thinking guys, what if like 2 of 3 years of now I meet the woman of my dreams? and we make love then she's...wow...we better move to sodiarabia because thats a lotta fucken chicks I've gotta fucken maintain...hahaha...good lord, that's gotta be at least 38 vaginas, that double is how many tits? 8 2 16 6 carry the 1 3 6 7? huhehe
~~~~~~ lol dane cook is the best fucken comedian ever!
"and he's staring into the freezer like it's fucking NARNIA." hahahaha rofl!!!! XD This is by far my absolute favorite KH/DC video!!! "Listen here gaylord!" hahaha XD "I swear in my NEXT unborn childs life!!" this made my day!!! I love it XD
NARNIA!!!! :3 :B
KairiTheChipette78 3 weeks ago
Roxas is the woman of Axel's dreams?
O_O Should I be concerned?
CelosiaDeschain 3 weeks ago
@CelosiaDeschain Axel wanted him from the start. so yeah be concerned I mean Roxas is 15 and Axel is like, 37 or something all I know is that he is an adult who likes to rape teens. 0_o wtf is wrong with him?!?!
KairiTheChipette78 3 weeks ago
@KairiTheChipette78 He needs help XD
Run, Roxas, run!
lol
CelosiaDeschain 3 weeks ago
@CelosiaDeschain
Like I said Axel is just like a 37 year old man or something and Roxas is 15 Axel rapes teens. Take kairi for example not only is Axel gay he is Homo. -_- scarred for life
KairiTheChipette78 2 weeks ago
no! axel COULDNT eat the icecream! itd melt in his hand because hes so hot! (the sexy hot AND the fire hot :D)
badassending 1 month ago
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ViolentJay100 1 month ago
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ViolentJay100 1 month ago
omg!! axel iz sooo $exy!!
kairistrife1 1 month ago
NARNIA!!!!!
aoiinu221 1 month ago
marluxia staring at vexen: hellooo my frozen dairy treat ~<3
vexen:IMNOTYOURBOYFRIEND!!!!!!
MsK10k 2 months ago 3
Lol watching Axel say, "And you know, we make love" and then all the fangirls scream... Pretty accurate ;)
jjoploo 3 months ago
lol roxas said "what?" when axel said they make love XD
xXxwolfdragonxXx 4 months ago
@ohhwoahowowrainbow
hahaha, very true XD
KeikoSilver 4 months ago
3 people ate that guys ice cream..
AGWinxKH 5 months ago
thts got to be at liest 38 vaginas
hahahahaha xD i can soooo imagine him saying that xD
coolbluemidnite 5 months ago
2:35 BAHAHA roxas is the women of axels dreams XD
fullmetalheartz 5 months ago
axel: i met the woman of my dreams
roxas: say what now?! O.O
darksideofdarthvader 6 months ago 5
2:35
Roxas is the woman of Axel's dreams XD LOL
gamehot0 6 months ago 3
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gamehot0 6 months ago
i died at the fact that you put the numbers he called out as the appropriate members XD that took effort! awesome video!
roquemyracle127 7 months ago
Dane Cook ROX ASS DUDE!! ESPECIALLY WHEN AXEL IS PLAYING HIM <3
AXSESSED8 7 months ago
@AXSESSED8 hahaha man, was that intentional?? "ROX ASS" =Roxas :P hahah!
crimson0509 7 months ago
LMMFAO I LOVE Dane cook man XD. His jokes never get old and they seriously make me laugh so gawd damn hard. And I love that his voice is paired up with Axel it's like PERFECT. And I'd be one of those vicous axel fangirls XD. He's so sex-A.
Kkyyrruu 8 months ago
@Kkyyrruu IM A BETTER ONE!!! AXEL IS MINE! DONT TOUCH HIM OR ILL HAVE SAIX KILL YOU!
LarxeneFishy99 6 months ago
@LarxeneFishy99 ..... okay I wouldn't be a vicous fan girl now that I see how they act. I think my approach would be more ninja.... and just kind of slip under their rabidness and use that as a means to get closer. It's fool proof. Thanks rabid fan girl for making me closer to him :]
Kkyyrruu 6 months ago 3
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@Kkyyrruu ......can we share?
LarxeneFishy99 6 months ago
Friggin' hilarious!!!!
KHnarutoDN 9 months ago
2 people hate icecream
kittypaw187 9 months ago
you know... Demyx does look like the child of Roxas and axel... I mean he has the hight and movements of axel and he has got some of the facial features of roxas.... XD, RoxasxAxel forever
Robbase231 9 months ago 8
he's staring into the freezer like it's fucking narnia
TheKairi13 10 months ago 41
@TheKairi13
NARNIA!!!!! :3 g
KairiTheChipette78 2 weeks ago
Marluxia:WHERE THE FUCK"S MY SEA SALT ICE CREAM!?
bigkingdomheartsfan2 10 months ago 10
lol! narnia!
hollyhock201 10 months ago
Hahaha!
Roxas= Woman of Axel's dreams Rox: ... OO' wut?
Vexen = Creamy treat Vex: *glare*
Demyx = Axel and Roxas' unborn child? O-o pfft LOL XD Dem: *Dies*
KeikoSilver 10 months ago 11
that's why I always swear on my girlfriends socks, because if it doesn't work. well now my girlfriend is barefoot :3
geglespheler 10 months ago 3
@geglespheler LOL!
shadowedboy1 9 months ago
omg this is so funny
linneajacob195 11 months ago
u m..... why not use shots of seasalt icecream instead?
DesktopNeko 11 months ago
Axel..... Marluxia will kill u if Demyx goes wrong cuz if Demyx dies..... Marluxia thinks u ate Vexen. And then Roxas will be pissed at u for involving their kid, before it's even born.
TyeDyeLollipop16 11 months ago 2
lol the woman of his dreams is Roxas. XD
twosouls0nebody 11 months ago
"DUDE WHERE IS MY SEA-SALT ICE CREAM?!" lol
Laken1010203 11 months ago
uuuhh, where's the Sea-Saly Ice Cream?
AxelsChakrams8 11 months ago
uuuhh, where's the Sea-Salt Ice Cream?
AxelsChakrams8 11 months ago
...Axel got it right....Marluxia IS the gaylord.....I mean Marly has pink hair and rose petals...
starrystar33fan100 1 year ago
lol i like the part where he was counting tits and showed the organization members
mayahaya333 1 year ago
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NARNIA!!!!! the magical land that jacks ur ice cream :3
Tawa232 1 year ago
NARNIA!!!!! the magical land that jacks u ice cream :3
Tawa232 1 year ago 2
lol vexen is mar mar's creamy delights
superelf94 1 year ago
-takes out note book, adds to list..-
don't take Mar Mar's ice cream.
JadedTimberwolf 1 year ago
Lol, Roxas is like "What? o.O" ^-^
imspiritb 1 year ago
what game is this again? i forgot the name....but its sooooo familiar.
sortofkindamaybe 1 year ago
@sortofkindamaybe It's kingdom hearts 2.
pepsiman1117 1 year ago
@sortofkindamaybe Kingdom Hearts II.
wazootie 1 year ago
THATS WHY MALURXIA IS SO LOW DOWN because he was thinking of ice cream
creatures0blood 1 year ago
I like how Roxas is Axel's "wife"! XD
GirlX12345 1 year ago 5
What if I meet the Woman of my dreams an- *Fangirl screams* Oh wow..
kittyloserface 1 year ago 2
aaw,demyx died...AGAIN..;_;
khgrl12 1 year ago
Where's my fuckin ice cream man?
kittyloserface 1 year ago
omg.. xD funny stuff lol
Miley80909 1 year ago
Well Marluxia's such a pervert he probably does spend his days thinking about "creamy delights"... >:3
rimd123 1 year ago 6
@rimd123 Especially since as it said Creamy Delights it showed Vexen. XD
OpheliaTru 1 year ago
Did he really bet on his unborns childs life AGAIN he learned nothin
18dustyrose 1 year ago 4
OOOOOOO Roxas is Axels wife ...that he made love to and wow hehehehehehe AKUROKU!!!!!
18dustyrose 1 year ago 2
VEXEN'S A CREAMY DELIGHT WHOP WHOP!
18dustyrose 1 year ago 2
at 3:40, i laughed so hard that my gum popped out of my mouth XD
xandrawood 1 year ago 3
"Listen here gaylord, I didn't fucking eat your icecream, ok?" XD Now I get why they used Marluxia xDDDD
STATUSreality 1 year ago 5
Has anyone noticed that most Axel fangirls are VICIOUS? XD
XxDahlia13xX 1 year ago 91
@XxDahlia13xX yes we are BD
AXELkh2ismine 11 months ago
@XxDahlia13xX I love Axel but I don't put pictures on my wall or anything.
axelsroxanna 4 months ago
Oh my god... Demyx as the child... lawl. Axel makes the greatest Dane Cook Ever!
ZombieSkullKhyd23 1 year ago
I love Dane Cook he is so funny!
304ropergirl 1 year ago
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304ropergirl 1 year ago
"I swear on my unborn child's life." lol good one
sonicacartoonperson 1 year ago
...Fire + Light= Water now, good science and math lesson all around. XD
*Vexen is twitching in a corner over all of this somewhere*
girgirl09 1 year ago 8
Marluxia IS a Gaylord....
catowner153 1 year ago 6
I swear on my NEXT unborn child's life!
cmd1095 1 year ago
what i want to know is how comments on a dane cook/kingdom hearts dub turned out to be an argument about Axel's sexual orientation :S.
funny video though! ^-^
animekitten789 1 year ago
@animekitten789 I don't know but It is entertaining to watch.
304ropergirl 1 year ago
ERMM.....actually,roxas + axel probably WOULD equal demyx XD
khgrl12 1 year ago
The axel part at 2:05 to 2:50 was perfect!
fadingrosespro 1 year ago
xDDDD Cant stop laughing dude!!!!!! I LOVE THESE!!! U should do the Elevator one!!! xDDDD
lmaxel47 1 year ago 3
This would've been so funny if there wasn't any akuroku crap in it!!!!
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
larxesn ate it
calie108 1 year ago
Axel stole Marluxia's icecream for Roxas and you know it.
AlxameiArxon 1 year ago
@AlxameiArxon Yeah, and don't forget Xion ate ice-cream with them, too, sea salt ice-cream must be really good.
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
2:36
Roxas: WHAT!?
Cosplaylover14 1 year ago
Vexen = creamy delights???? WOW XD nice
zeekmykitty 1 year ago
Gay Lord nice
VideoGamesMaster 1 year ago
Demyx is the yaoi love child of Axel and Roxas because that makes PERFECT SENSE!
yintsunami 1 year ago
@yintsunami No it doesn't, because Roxas and Namine love eachother and Demyx is older than Roxas.
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
@Espadaknight4 SARCASM! (I probably wrote that wrong.0_o) Also THEY CAN'T LOVE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOBODIES. Plus we all know that Axel is totally gay for Roxas. ;P
yintsunami 1 year ago
@yintsunami Axel isn't gay for Roxas, those 2 were like brothers(and if you pay attention in the games, you realize Axel hates all the organization members), so when Roxas faded into Sora, Axel was left in the world with no friends(how would you feel if your best friend died!?), just complete emptiness. The keyblade has strange effects, it made Axel feel like he had a heart, and in KH2FM, Saix said Axel couldn't stand living without a heart, so he put his life on the line just for the thrill.
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
@Espadaknight4 Axel may not be gay for Roxas but he is definetly GAY! what straight guy says, "He made me feel like i had a heart..." ;_;
NOW LET ME ENJOY MY YAOI IN PEACE!!!!!(or I'm going to have to involve my unborn child.)
yintsunami 1 year ago
@yintsunami Axel is straight, ask any Axel fangirl (or me, I have dibs on Axel!!)
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
@Espadaknight4 *two keyblades are thrown toward you general direction* Omg told you so. Roxy already has dibs. Plus I'M AN AXEL FANGIRL! Axel <3's Roxas, ask any fangirl.... that's not you.
yintsunami 1 year ago
@yintsunami I went to camp with an Axel fangirl, she said she'll kill anyone who takes Axel from her, a few other fangirls said it, too. Ask any Axel fangirl who isn't into yaoi! Personally, I hate yaoi because I goosled Sora and found some seriously disturbing yaoi, I mean the kind that looks like a pervert drew it, I got mentally scarred from it, I've hated yaoi since then (SoraxRoxas yaoi is the worst, considering Sora and Roxas are like 2 halves of 1 person)
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
@Espadaknight4 that's nice. Totally agree on SoRoku, that couples nasty. It's okay you don't like yaoi, but I do. Plz don't reply because i will not.
yintsunami 1 year ago
@Espadaknight4 yea i was scarred like that too. i hate yaoi now. >.<
lynaebaby224 1 year ago
I don't speak 'Uh'
WOO~! -everyone cheers as Roxas comes into the picture!-
That was an awesome moment ^^
LMFAO -throws keyblade- = Demyx ?!?!
Nice Org13 math ;D I got that!
chiaP3 1 year ago 4
... okey
axelandzexionloveme8 1 year ago
It would be more great is Roxas was looking for his ice cream is its understandable lol
X0LinksLoverGirl0X 1 year ago
"I swear on my unborn child's life that I did not eat your ice cream.. Too much"
Can't stop laughing!!!
RinoaHSquallL 1 year ago 4
Next child dies:"I know what you're thinking!"
tobiawsome123 1 year ago
loved Roxas' face when he talked about his wife giving birth xD
AnimeFanCJ 1 year ago
How does it hurt Axel's heart?
CloudChaserFX 1 year ago
LOL
XD
khissoawesome 1 year ago
dont laugh! these people take eating salty-sweet ice cream very seriously!! XD
Takorycoden 1 year ago 4
hey i swear on my next unborns child life
jmzazu 1 year ago
2:27
I really regret it, and here's the real reason why I regret it more than anything else. Because I start thinking guys, what if like 2 of 3 years of now I meet the woman of my dreams? and we make love then she's...wow...we better move to sodiarabia because thats a lotta fucken chicks I've gotta fucken maintain...hahaha...good lord, that's gotta be at least 38 vaginas, that double is how many tits? 8 2 16 6 carry the 1 3 6 7? huhehe
~~~~~~ lol dane cook is the best fucken comedian ever!
jacobakflip 1 year ago 117
@jacobakflip *looks around* i agree
202Thunderstorm 1 year ago
fuck now matt thinks i ate his icecream! XD
progamergal 1 year ago
Dude, that's awesome
HylianSlayer 1 year ago
Axel is a better Dane Cook than Dane Cook.
AnimekerGirl 1 year ago
@AnimekerGirl
So true!
That vid worked SOOO well. Amazing job. Lmao.
OOTrishOO 1 year ago
lmao "your thinking about creamy treats" lmoa XD
Dispotogrl13 1 year ago
The crowd was cheering at the Akuroku and MarVex, XD!!!
Fluffymiyster 1 year ago 2
i couldn't stop fucking laughing
Axel0ver4130 1 year ago
Axel's true self is dane cook.
nuff said.
AkatsukiStalker111 1 year ago
u ate marlys sea salt icecream!!!!!!!!
OtakuAme 1 year ago
wow axel talk about alot XDD im dieing from laghing X******D
itachilovesdestiny 1 year ago
"and he's staring into the freezer like it's fucking NARNIA." hahahaha rofl!!!! XD This is by far my absolute favorite KH/DC video!!! "Listen here gaylord!" hahaha XD "I swear in my NEXT unborn childs life!!" this made my day!!! I love it XD
msjackskellington1 1 year ago 4
^^^^AGREED!!!! i love those parts lol especially the ice cream/creamy delights
Neopets4Life494 1 year ago
well we know who isn't getting a father of the year award
VeadaTheBat 1 year ago
anoyed1, he can have children. dane cook IS real you retard
TheEpicwinmaster 1 year ago
dont worry he cant have children
HES NOT REAL
anoyed1 1 year ago
Slightly worried...but really funny! i was crying with laughter!
FF3710Freak 1 year ago
@wazootie
Ya!!
Yuna111222 1 year ago
XDD Now I can't see him without laughing!
wazootie 1 year ago
now THIS is the most funniest Dane Cook/KH video i have seen that has made my day
Neopets4Life494 1 year ago
Axel + Roxas = Demyx?!? XD And Vexen is creamy delights??!?
inuyashachick13 1 year ago
Umm... Roxas is a girl... Okay...
ImTeamRoxas 1 year ago
ITS FUCKING NARNIA.
XxXSpottedTalonXxX 1 year ago 6
I'm Marly and your Axel.
"Where's my fucking ice cream? >8|"
legacy12100 1 year ago
Listen here, GAYLORD! XDXDXD
That was too perfect!!!!!
mnisprite 1 year ago
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHH
Axel: maybe one day ill meet the woman of my dreams...
*pulls up Roxas*
Roxas is carrying Axel's unborn child pfft LOLLLL
Icethunderstar 1 year ago
does it REALLY hurt your heart axel? i thought you didnt have a heart lawl x3
wackymind1997 2 years ago
Axel makes a better Dane Cook than Dane Cook.
Perosha 2 years ago 74
HILARIOUS!!!! XDD
IceStar9545 2 years ago
thats totally me! "wheres my F****** ice cream dude!"
"i had some ice cream right here man! And I want to know where it is!"
"I don't know where in this world it is."
"I've been thinking of it all this day!"
"well thats pathetic!"
fallenAngleX246 2 years ago
I swear on my NEXT unborn child!
RikuGurl16 2 years ago
mabey it was roxas who ate his ice cream we now he loves sea salt ice cream!
loved this vid
Gaylord! that is now my nem name for marluxia
deepjhonny 2 years ago 3
HAHA MAYBE SO!
For some reason i've always thought of marluxia as a gaylord.
Ya know if it wasn't Axel who ate his fuckin ice cream then it was Roxas.
Yuna111222 2 years ago
LOL Know something funny? That's my social studies teacher's name!! XD Mr. Gaylord...
wazootie 1 year ago 5
@wazootie
O_O XD OMG HAHA!!!
Yuna111222 1 year ago 3
@Yuna111222
XDD I know, right??
wazootie 1 year ago
lmao not only is roxas giving birth but he's giving it to demyx
GameManiacX 2 years ago
OMG Demy Cant die!!! Dx
silverkitsune707 2 years ago
I agree!! Long live the love child of Axel and Roxas! XD
speedycake96 2 years ago 3
fukin narnia
lake6976 3 years ago 5
I was one second in Dane wasn't even talking yet and I was laughing because MARLUXIA was Matt
Bijoucat13 3 years ago 4
OMG that's my sister!!
Emobitch31 3 years ago
Hey dont pick on dymnx! it's not nice!!*lol* anyways it looks awesome it made me laugh the whole time
wolfriku13 3 years ago
Vexen is a creamy delight. >:3
EmoAxelLover 3 years ago
Hmmm, Marluxia wants his ice cream... But why would Axel steal it..? *starts giggling*
Roxas is the woman of Axel's dream! *falls over laughing*
LuckyxNumberx13 3 years ago 5
seven? seven is twice as much as 38? hahaha!
Psychicqueen 3 years ago 2
you involved roxal in an ice cream debogle...0_0
arwenelfgirl13 3 years ago
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Roxal?
(Stupid AxelxRoxas Yaoi)
gohanRULEZ 3 years ago
CREAMY DELIGHTS!!!!!
SBEclipse 3 years ago
lol
cloud66 3 years ago
DEMYX DIED NOOOOOOOOOOO
younglink102 3 years ago
wo hoooooooooooooooo i love dsane cook hes man funny
Bryan4swords 3 years ago
LOL
LOL
SWEETCUPCAKEHEFFORD 3 years ago
narnia had me dying laffing!
SmexiliciousKatty 3 years ago 11
ME TOO
LOL
SWEETCUPCAKEHEFFORD 3 years ago
It's okay, Marly, I ate your ice cream! I swear on Axel's first unborn child!
yourworstnightmare51 3 years ago 7
mm vexen flavored ice cream lol. i <3 marly nd axel lol
theythinkididwhat 3 years ago 2
I spoted the organization math!!!
PropertyOfAxel 3 years ago
Again So funny!
GermanRodri 3 years ago
lol! lved it so much!
CapturedSoulOfLight 3 years ago
FUCK now mat thinks i ate his icecream XD that was my av part XD
hottie123gurl 3 years ago
Demyx didn't make it :(
soniquefus 3 years ago 2
zomg, i have icecream in my freezer... *GOES AND NAMES ALL ICECREAMS VEXEN*
XxAkatsukiChildxX 3 years ago 5
lmao this is hilarious! btw i lyk da way how he's pikin roxas up as he says "what if i meet the woman ov mi dreams?" lol!
AngelofDestinies 3 years ago 2
I want a fridge that looks like fuckin' Narnia!
CrescentCrows 3 years ago 37
Dont we all....
SnakeGuy4000 3 years ago 4
AxelxRoxas.<33
xluvKadajx 3 years ago 7
wow ths is funny and accward
longfang24 3 years ago 2
i love this ^x^
sinsanatrix 3 years ago 2
Demyx is the child lol! XD
If Axel and Larxene had a heart. Those two would be a nice couple.
turtwigsand 3 years ago