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  • NARNIA!!!! :3 :B

  • Roxas is the woman of Axel's dreams?

    O_O Should I be concerned?

  • @CelosiaDeschain Axel wanted him from the start. so yeah be concerned I mean Roxas is 15 and Axel is like, 37 or something all I know is that he is an adult who likes to rape teens. 0_o wtf is wrong with him?!?!

  • @KairiTheChipette78 He needs help XD

    Run, Roxas, run!

    lol

  • @CelosiaDeschain

    Like I said Axel is just like a 37 year old man or something and Roxas is 15 Axel rapes teens. Take kairi for example not only is Axel gay he is Homo. -_- scarred for life

  • no! axel COULDNT eat the icecream! itd melt in his hand because hes so hot! (the sexy hot AND the fire hot :D)

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  • omg!! axel iz sooo $exy!!

  • NARNIA!!!!!

  • marluxia staring at vexen: hellooo my frozen dairy treat ~<3

    vexen:IMNOTYOURBOYFRIEND!!!!!!

  • Lol watching Axel say, "And you know, we make love" and then all the fangirls scream... Pretty accurate ;)

  • lol roxas said "what?" when axel said they make love XD

  • @ohhwoahowowrainbow

    hahaha, very true XD

  • 3 people ate that guys ice cream..

  • thts got to be at liest 38 vaginas

    hahahahaha xD i can soooo imagine him saying that xD

  • 2:35 BAHAHA roxas is the women of axels dreams XD

  • axel: i met the woman of my dreams

    roxas: say what now?! O.O

  • 2:35

    Roxas is the woman of Axel's dreams XD LOL

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  • i died at the fact that you put the numbers he called out as the appropriate members XD that took effort! awesome video!

  • Dane Cook ROX ASS DUDE!! ESPECIALLY WHEN AXEL IS PLAYING HIM <3

  • @AXSESSED8 hahaha man, was that intentional?? "ROX ASS" =Roxas :P hahah!

  • LMMFAO I LOVE Dane cook man XD. His jokes never get old and they seriously make me laugh so gawd damn hard. And I love that his voice is paired up with Axel it's like PERFECT. And I'd be one of those vicous axel fangirls XD. He's so sex-A.

  • @Kkyyrruu IM A BETTER ONE!!! AXEL IS MINE! DONT TOUCH HIM OR ILL HAVE SAIX KILL YOU!

  • @LarxeneFishy99 ..... okay I wouldn't be a vicous fan girl now that I see how they act. I think my approach would be more ninja.... and just kind of slip under their rabidness and use that as a means to get closer. It's fool proof. Thanks rabid fan girl for making me closer to him :]

  • Friggin' hilarious!!!!

  • 2 people hate icecream

  • you know... Demyx does look like the child of Roxas and axel... I mean he has the hight and movements of axel and he has got some of the facial features of roxas.... XD, RoxasxAxel forever

  • he's staring into the freezer like it's fucking narnia

  • @TheKairi13

    NARNIA!!!!! :3 g

  • Marluxia:WHERE THE FUCK"S MY SEA SALT ICE CREAM!?

  • lol! narnia!

  • Hahaha!

    Roxas= Woman of Axel's dreams Rox: ... OO' wut?

    Vexen = Creamy treat Vex: *glare*

    Demyx = Axel and Roxas' unborn child? O-o pfft LOL XD Dem: *Dies*

  • that's why I always swear on my girlfriends socks, because if it doesn't work. well now my girlfriend is barefoot :3

  • @geglespheler LOL!

  • omg this is so funny

  • u m..... why not use shots of seasalt icecream instead?

  • Axel..... Marluxia will kill u if Demyx goes wrong cuz if Demyx dies..... Marluxia thinks u ate Vexen. And then Roxas will be pissed at u for involving their kid, before it's even born.

  • lol the woman of his dreams is Roxas. XD

  • "DUDE WHERE IS MY SEA-SALT ICE CREAM?!" lol

  • uuuhh, where's the Sea-Saly Ice Cream?

  • uuuhh, where's the Sea-Salt Ice Cream?

  • ...Axel got it right....Marluxia IS the gaylord.....I mean Marly has pink hair and rose petals...

  • lol i like the part where he was counting tits and showed the organization members

  • NARNIA!!!!! the magical land that jacks u ice cream :3

  • lol vexen is mar mar's creamy delights

  • -takes out note book, adds to list..-

    don't take Mar Mar's ice cream.

  • Lol, Roxas is like "What? o.O" ^-^

  • what game is this again? i forgot the name....but its sooooo familiar.

  • @sortofkindamaybe It's kingdom hearts 2.

  • @sortofkindamaybe Kingdom Hearts II.

  • THATS WHY MALURXIA IS SO LOW DOWN because he was thinking of ice cream

  • I like how Roxas is Axel's "wife"! XD

  • What if I meet the Woman of my dreams an- *Fangirl screams* Oh wow..

  • aaw,demyx died...AGAIN..;_;

  • Where's my fuckin ice cream man?

  • omg.. xD funny stuff lol

  • Well Marluxia's such a pervert he probably does spend his days thinking about "creamy delights"... >:3

  • @rimd123 Especially since as it said Creamy Delights it showed Vexen. XD

  • Did he really bet on his unborns childs life AGAIN he learned nothin

  • OOOOOOO Roxas is Axels wife ...that he made love to and wow hehehehehehe AKUROKU!!!!!

  • VEXEN'S A CREAMY DELIGHT WHOP WHOP!

  • at 3:40, i laughed so hard that my gum popped out of my mouth XD

  • "Listen here gaylord, I didn't fucking eat your icecream, ok?" XD Now I get why they used Marluxia xDDDD

  • Has anyone noticed that most Axel fangirls are VICIOUS? XD

  • @XxDahlia13xX yes we are BD

  • @XxDahlia13xX I love Axel but I don't put pictures on my wall or anything.

  • Oh my god... Demyx as the child... lawl. Axel makes the greatest Dane Cook Ever!

  • I love Dane Cook he is so funny!

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  • "I swear on my unborn child's life." lol good one

  • ...Fire + Light= Water now, good science and math lesson all around. XD

    *Vexen is twitching in a corner over all of this somewhere*

  • Marluxia IS a Gaylord....

  • I swear on my NEXT unborn child's life!

  • what i want to know is how comments on a dane cook/kingdom hearts dub turned out to be an argument about Axel's sexual orientation :S.

    funny video though! ^-^

  • @animekitten789 I don't know but It is entertaining to watch.

  • ERMM.....actually,roxas + axel probably WOULD equal demyx XD

  • The axel part at 2:05 to 2:50 was perfect!

  • xDDDD Cant stop laughing dude!!!!!! I LOVE THESE!!! U should do the Elevator one!!! xDDDD

  • This would've been so funny if there wasn't any akuroku crap in it!!!!

  • larxesn ate it

  • Axel stole Marluxia's icecream for Roxas and you know it.

  • @AlxameiArxon Yeah, and don't forget Xion ate ice-cream with them, too, sea salt ice-cream must be really good.

  • 2:36

    Roxas: WHAT!?

  • Vexen = creamy delights???? WOW XD nice

  • Gay Lord nice

  • Demyx is the yaoi love child of Axel and Roxas because that makes PERFECT SENSE!

  • @yintsunami No it doesn't, because Roxas and Namine love eachother and Demyx is older than Roxas.

  • @Espadaknight4 SARCASM! (I probably wrote that wrong.0_o) Also THEY CAN'T LOVE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOBODIES. Plus we all know that Axel is totally gay for Roxas. ;P

  • @yintsunami Axel isn't gay for Roxas, those 2 were like brothers(and if you pay attention in the games, you realize Axel hates all the organization members), so when Roxas faded into Sora, Axel was left in the world with no friends(how would you feel if your best friend died!?), just complete emptiness. The keyblade has strange effects, it made Axel feel like he had a heart, and in KH2FM, Saix said Axel couldn't stand living without a heart, so he put his life on the line just for the thrill.

  • @Espadaknight4 Axel may not be gay for Roxas but he is definetly GAY! what straight guy says, "He made me feel like i had a heart..." ;_;

    NOW LET ME ENJOY MY YAOI IN PEACE!!!!!(or I'm going to have to involve my unborn child.)

  • @yintsunami Axel is straight, ask any Axel fangirl (or me, I have dibs on Axel!!)

  • @Espadaknight4 *two keyblades are thrown toward you general direction* Omg told you so. Roxy already has dibs. Plus I'M AN AXEL FANGIRL! Axel <3's Roxas, ask any fangirl.... that's not you.

  • @yintsunami I went to camp with an Axel fangirl, she said she'll kill anyone who takes Axel from her, a few other fangirls said it, too. Ask any Axel fangirl who isn't into yaoi! Personally, I hate yaoi because I goosled Sora and found some seriously disturbing yaoi, I mean the kind that looks like a pervert drew it, I got mentally scarred from it, I've hated yaoi since then (SoraxRoxas yaoi is the worst, considering Sora and Roxas are like 2 halves of 1 person)

  • @Espadaknight4 that's nice. Totally agree on SoRoku, that couples nasty. It's okay you don't like yaoi, but I do. Plz don't reply because i will not.

  • @Espadaknight4 yea i was scarred like that too. i hate yaoi now. >.<

  • I don't speak 'Uh'

    WOO~! -everyone cheers as Roxas comes into the picture!-

    That was an awesome moment ^^

    LMFAO -throws keyblade- = Demyx ?!?!

    Nice Org13 math ;D I got that!

  • ... okey

  • It would be more great is Roxas was looking for his ice cream is its understandable lol

  • "I swear on my unborn child's life that I did not eat your ice cream.. Too much"

    Can't stop laughing!!!

  • Next child dies:"I know what you're thinking!"

  • loved Roxas' face when he talked about his wife giving birth xD

  • How does it hurt Axel's heart?

  • LOL

    XD

  • dont laugh! these people take eating salty-sweet ice cream very seriously!! XD

  • hey i swear on my next unborns child life

  • 2:27

    I really regret it, and here's the real reason why I regret it more than anything else. Because I start thinking guys, what if like 2 of 3 years of now I meet the woman of my dreams? and we make love then she's...wow...we better move to sodiarabia because thats a lotta fucken chicks I've gotta fucken maintain...hahaha...good lord, that's gotta be at least 38 vaginas, that double is how many tits? 8 2 16 6 carry the 1 3 6 7? huhehe

    ~~~~~~ lol dane cook is the best fucken comedian ever!

  • @jacobakflip *looks around* i agree

  • fuck now matt thinks i ate his icecream! XD

  • Dude, that's awesome

  • Axel is a better Dane Cook than Dane Cook.

  • @AnimekerGirl

    So true!

    That vid worked SOOO well. Amazing job. Lmao.

  • lmao "your thinking about creamy treats" lmoa XD

  • The crowd was cheering at the Akuroku and MarVex, XD!!!

  • i couldn't stop fucking laughing

  • Axel's true self is dane cook.

    nuff said.

  • u ate marlys sea salt icecream!!!!!!!!

  • wow axel talk about alot XDD im dieing from laghing X******D

  • "and he's staring into the freezer like it's fucking NARNIA." hahahaha rofl!!!! XD This is by far my absolute favorite KH/DC video!!! "Listen here gaylord!" hahaha XD "I swear in my NEXT unborn childs life!!" this made my day!!! I love it XD

  • ^^^^AGREED!!!! i love those parts lol especially the ice cream/creamy delights

  • well we know who isn't getting a father of the year award

  • anoyed1, he can have children. dane cook IS real you retard

  • dont worry he cant have children

    HES NOT REAL

  • Slightly worried...but really funny! i was crying with laughter!

  • @wazootie

    Ya!!

  • XDD Now I can't see him without laughing!

  • now THIS is the most funniest Dane Cook/KH video i have seen that has made my day

  • Axel + Roxas = Demyx?!? XD And Vexen is creamy delights??!?

  • Umm... Roxas is a girl... Okay...

  • ITS FUCKING NARNIA.

  • I'm Marly and your Axel.

    "Where's my fucking ice cream? >8|"

  • Listen here, GAYLORD! XDXDXD

    That was too perfect!!!!!

  • HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHH

    Axel: maybe one day ill meet the woman of my dreams...

    *pulls up Roxas*

    Roxas is carrying Axel's unborn child pfft LOLLLL

  • does it REALLY hurt your heart axel? i thought you didnt have a heart lawl x3

  • Axel makes a better Dane Cook than Dane Cook.

  • HILARIOUS!!!! XDD

  • thats totally me! "wheres my F****** ice cream dude!"

    "i had some ice cream right here man! And I want to know where it is!"

    "I don't know where in this world it is."

    "I've been thinking of it all this day!"

    "well thats pathetic!"

  • I swear on my NEXT unborn child!

  • mabey it was roxas who ate his ice cream we now he loves sea salt ice cream!

    loved this vid

    Gaylord! that is now my nem name for marluxia

  • HAHA MAYBE SO!

    For some reason i've always thought of marluxia as a gaylord.

    Ya know if it wasn't Axel who ate his fuckin ice cream then it was Roxas.

  • LOL Know something funny? That's my social studies teacher's name!! XD Mr. Gaylord...

  • @wazootie

    O_O XD OMG HAHA!!!

  • @Yuna111222

    XDD I know, right??

  • lmao not only is roxas giving birth but he's giving it to demyx

  • OMG Demy Cant die!!! Dx

  • I agree!! Long live the love child of Axel and Roxas! XD

  • fukin narnia

  • I was one second in Dane wasn't even talking yet and I was laughing because MARLUXIA was Matt

  • OMG that's my sister!!

  • Hey dont pick on dymnx! it's not nice!!*lol* anyways it looks awesome it made me laugh the whole time

  • Vexen is a creamy delight. >:3

  • Hmmm, Marluxia wants his ice cream... But why would Axel steal it..? *starts giggling*

    Roxas is the woman of Axel's dream! *falls over laughing*

  • seven? seven is twice as much as 38? hahaha!

  • you involved roxal in an ice cream debogle...0_0

  • CREAMY DELIGHTS!!!!!

  • lol

  • DEMYX DIED NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • wo hoooooooooooooooo i love dsane cook hes man funny

  • LOL

    LOL

  • narnia had me dying laffing!

  • ME TOO

    LOL

  • It's okay, Marly, I ate your ice cream! I swear on Axel's first unborn child!

  • mm vexen flavored ice cream lol. i <3 marly nd axel lol

  • I spoted the organization math!!!

  • Again So funny!

  • lol! lved it so much!

  • FUCK now mat thinks i ate his icecream XD that was my av part XD

  • Demyx didn't make it :(

  • zomg, i have icecream in my freezer... *GOES AND NAMES ALL ICECREAMS VEXEN*

  • lmao this is hilarious! btw i lyk da way how he's pikin roxas up as he says "what if i meet the woman ov mi dreams?" lol!

  • I want a fridge that looks like fuckin' Narnia!

  • Dont we all....

  • AxelxRoxas.<33

  • wow ths is funny and accward

  • i love this ^x^

  • Demyx is the child lol! XD

    If Axel and Larxene had a heart. Those two would be a nice couple.