Girls are Hard!!!!

[fantasytraveler]

a turd in a toilet

[CharlieAndGuitar]

I added this to favourites only because you licked the toilet.

[qazagirl]

Chris in girl mode gave me a woman boner.

[TheChoisington1]

well my dead dog took a steamy shit one morning in the front yard and then ate it but then again i have eaten dog shit before

[blahblahashton]

I found a baby squirrel.

[DoctorTran101]

I sleep with a maid so I get that for free son

[unfamouschris]

@DoctorTran101 lol. You win.

[jeff30458]

definitely the time I left the q-tips I had used to clean out my ears on the sink haha

[Sergesedd22]

I would bang Cilantra so hard!! Do you kno if she likes biracial guys?

[unfamouschris]

@Sergesedd22 She LOVES biracial guys. lol.

[farlay]

ah fabreze covers up a multitude of sins. i used it just last week to cover up the weed smell of my clothes before i went to work. my boss even noted that i had a very fresh smell about me that day. not that i stink of B.O the rest of the time i am a very clean guy. no realy i am.

[onefifteen07]

my ex boyfriends room was disgusting . can't pick out something specific it was all pretty bad . water bottles, food, dirty dishes, dirty clothes, trash etc everywhere all the time . i guess that's expected when you date a 17 year old boy -__-

[deafomega]

in my situation...my girl is ridiculously unorganized. In literally everything our roles are reversed....which sucks because I get a ton of flak for being a Housedad...fuck the sexist assholes though, I do more for my home and kids then most little boys that made babies

[im4everskilled]

Well I was really sick for 2 weeks once and my whole appartment was filled with toilet paper that I had been using to blow my nose, and.. yeah... I didn't expect her to show up.

[vampyregem]

One ex of mine had the most disgusting house. It was smelly, and dirt was ground into ever surface. His dog was incontinent and was left to roam the house, peeing as it pleased. I later found out that he (the ex) had nits. Gross.

[Denya2k]

@vampyregem what are nits?

[vampyregem]

@Denya2k Nits are head lice...

[Denya2k]

@vampyregem Eww wtf, well ty Dx

[aROARahVyePer]

I use to love Febreeze. I don't use it that much anymore. Be sure to spray some in your dirty clothes hamper too!  lol.

[abbeyvie]

a coachroach EWW

[kyller3x]

OLHA O PACOTINHO DA MOÇA 1:35, SENSUAL???

NÃO, CLARO Q NÃO.

[kyller3x]

OLHA O PACOTINHO DA MOÇA 1:35, SENSUAL???

NÃO, CLARO Q NÃO.

[Vdecepticon]

Emotional Fortune cookie :P epic bro :)

[unfamouschris]

@Vdecepticon Thanks!!!

[JoeJeeBayBees]

I never wanted to touch a white undershirt ever again... so there was no way that I could have burned them... I was like oh.. well he's a cook and all.. maybe it's from that... But it was all over them.. and I touched them :'c ( But I had no idea it was that bc I'm not a dude...

[unfamouschris]

@JoeJeeBayBees Well I'm sorry you weren't a dude. Wait.....

[JoeJeeBayBees]

I had to run to my bff's apartment, bc he asked me to grab a white undershirt off of the floor for him. So I go into his apartment when he's not there, & grab the shirt and I'm like ew... what are these weird stains on these shirts? I told him I can't find any without stains and asked wth was on them? & he said oh no... not the ones in the left hand corner? I said yeah & he started laughing, said he couldn't find anything else at the time... & that he jizzed on them... We're on that level now

[unfamouschris]

@JoeJeeBayBees Yikes!!! You should've burned them all as a favor to him. lol.

[xINVISIGOTHx]

oh also my cat doesn't make hairballs so I dont have those, but there is dirty cat litter and some of the dry poop has come out of the litter box and it's been there for at least a week

[xINVISIGOTHx]

I just read all 7 pages of comments and I think I have most of the stuff in my house that people have mentioned (except dog diarrhea because I dont have a dog) and a lot of other sick things that haven't been mentioned, and I'm a girl. But instead of a dog, I have a chicken, and the chicken lives in my livingroom/dining room/kitchen, and ... he doesn't have a diaper...

[unfamouschris]

@xINVISIGOTHx So you live on a farm or.....? Is the chicken a pet, or a future dinner?

[xINVISIGOTHx]

@unfamouschris I live in a regular house in a small town/city, and he's the best pet I've ever had! Better than the dogs and cats and other pets I've had. I would never eat this chicken, but I feed him chicken meat sometimes ;D (I have a video of that)

[magicguitarist2]

it be gross if they found like a dildo with cum all over it

[unfamouschris]

@magicguitarist2 lol. Yes, yes it would.

[bonestorm99]

Now teach me how to PICK a girl to try to go out with. Girls are monsters @_@

[unfamouschris]

@bonestorm99 That's a good idea for the next ep. This is going to be an on going series. Thanks!

[JoshRimer]

Omg, when you licked the toilet... XD

[unfamouschris]

@JoshRimer You gotta be dedicated. And slightly nuts.

[mcrmaiden]

I went to use the bathroom and found a gigantic log in the toilet once when I was at my boyfriends house. :(

[unfamouschris]

@mcrmaiden Classic!!!! lol

[NaziJesus]

my dick is hard

[unfamouschris]

@NaziJesus Happy to help!!!

[streetcrazykenny]

The grossest thing I've left at a girlfriend's place? Hmmm...I'd have to say - used underwear (used as in happy used lol).

And yes, I repeat the popular question: Did you really lick your fucking toilet? lol!

[unfamouschris]

@streetcrazykenny So you shit your undies & left them???

[streetcrazykenny]

@unfamouschris No lol. Happy used - I had came in them lol. I had jerked it at her place (time prevented us from having sex) and accidentally left my boxers there. lol!

[mrzozelowh]

did you actually lick the toilet?

[unfamouschris]

@mrzozelowh I didn't, but I think Cilantra did.

[FilMarck]

You sure loooove to dress as a women.

[unfamouschris]

@FilMarck Only in the name of comedy.

[spidez8407]

uggh dont even get me started. vomits. bad memories im gonna go cry in the basement corner now

[unfamouschris]

@spidez8407 Awwww. Share with the group!!!

[23Belligerent]

Dude, when you started to get close to the toilet seat I was saying out loud " Don't do it, don't you..aw god damn it " lol hilarious either way. Oh and cats do nothing but drop dueces.

[unfamouschris]

@23Belligerent Constantly. So much poop. 

[SaN3r16]

Love it bro! c;

[AlgeBrad3000]

I left a goatee on my girlfriend in my apartment... and then she started licking stuff... toilet seats and whatnot...

[unfamouschris]

@AlgeBrad3000 You've dated Cilantra???

[MrAnthonyRose]

My cat loves leaving surprise hairballs in the middle of the floor for people to find. Pretty fucking disgusting...

[unfamouschris]

@MrAnthonyRose My cats don't have hairballs anymore. I think it depends on the food you're giving them. Certain foods help them digest the hair a bit better.

[Gupkyn]

I'm a guy & I'm the clean freak of the relationship. Just thought I'd share.

[unfamouschris]

@Gupkyn Interesting. I'm pretty clean. I don't like smells & filth.

[Hunter80843]

i have a lot of nose bleeds so sometimes the tissues dont make it to the garbage before the girl comes over, but she leaves her used Q-tips around sometimes too so its a lose lose and i end up having to clean both messes bc shes lazy (the little things that matter)until it comes to cleaning the house

[unfamouschris]

@Hunter80843 Sucks about the nose bleeds. If she gets too lazy, just start leaving bloody tissues in her purse.

[abstractjem]

OMG(O.O) This is fuckin great lmao!!!! Well once at my friend's house I slipped in her dog's diarrhea (>_<) Yeah it was horrible LOL!

[unfamouschris]

@abstractjem Oh that's just wrong. lol. Did you go sliding across a room?

[abstractjem]

@unfamouschris Naw I grabbed the counter before I slid too far lol. Thank goodness I didn't fall (O.O) LOL!

[Newnear]

I had another girl under my bed :l

[unfamouschris]

@Newnear Well that's just playing with fire!!!

[Newnear]

And I got burned for playing with fire.

[danloony555]

I found a used condom on my mates bookcase once.

()_()

(=’.'=)

(“)__(“) BUNNY

[unfamouschris]

@danloony555 GROSS!!! Thanks for the bunny though.

[WhiteratheRogue]

dirty boy story: overly ripe bananas...I could see the fly larvae moving...........

[unfamouschris]

@WhiteratheRogue And we have the first comment that made me wanna puke a lil.

[MouchoisCat]

My ex lived in his parent's basement... Seriously.

The worst thing I've ever seen was the population of assorted spiders he had living above his bed. He didn't last long.

[unfamouschris]

@MouchoisCat Yeah that would creep me out. 

[lordmondi]

did he lick the toilet seat? ><

[unfamouschris]

@lordmondi I really wrote the whole sketch around the toilet licking. It's how my mind works.

[unfamouschris]

@lordmondi I really wrote the whole sketch around the toilet licking. It's how my mind works.

[emroth23]

i dont have a girl becuase the one thing i need in a girl is not to be fucking insane and they all are so far have not found one girl who doesnt have some kinda mental defect i mean there ok as friends you dont have to put up with all that shit day in day out but as life partners there shit and of course being hetrosexual that means i dont get to have sex so i say is having a crazy girl shouting at you all the time is that a good trade of for sex and i think not

[unfamouschris]

@emroth23 It's actually a very good trade off. But they don't shout all the time.

[MegaJetJaguar]

Hahah...Chris you are so funny! I really think that you could be the next Rob Schneider or Andy Samberg if Hollywood ever stops and takes notice. Yeah, I can almost see you starring in "The Hot Chick Part II". On 2nd thought, maybe not? You're still hilarious though.

[unfamouschris]

@MegaJetJaguar Samberg I'll take. Not Schneider. That guy flamed out hard.

[sooth15]

Oh man. How can anyone even think of hitting thumbs down on this vid after you licked a toilet seat! LOL.

[unfamouschris]

@sooth15 Seriously!!!!

[punkdude777]

cleaning the apartment and making a video at the same time, dam your efficient.

[unfamouschris]

@punkdude777 I'm a multi-tasker. Right now, I'm typing this comment & writing a check. 

[fstroch999]

haha :)

[unfamouschris]

@fstroch999 hahaHA ;-)

[realitytc]

Spic & Span was an actual product—it was pretty much the same as laundry detergent! My dirty boy story: The hubs lived in a place with his two brothers—and it was spotless. It wasn't until he moved in with me that I discovered that one brother was cleaning up after the other two. I did not get the clean brother!!!!! haha!

[unfamouschris]

@realitytc Oh yeah!!! lol. I remember that stuff now.

[unfamouschris]

@realitytc Oh yeah!!! lol. I remember that stuff now.

[Sephirothevil]

Give me a break, if the mother is a dirty beast machine so is the daughter enough said. I know this first hand.

[unfamouschris]

@Sephirothevil lol. "dirty beast machine". yeah you gotta avoid those.

[dman3600]

0:33 you missed a spot

[unfamouschris]

@dman3600 Probably!!!

[bullshitproof]

semen in the bathtub... god damn i swear the bitch has x-ray vision.

[unfamouschris]

@bullshitproof It's like they can smell it!!!

[TheUnholyLazaro]

Hilarious,Gj Chris ;3

[unfamouschris]

@TheUnholyLazaro Thanks!!!

[RioXavier]

You got two cats? No wonder you got girlfriend problems! Guys with cats are considered 'weird' but not like Merv-weird, just plain weird.

[unfamouschris]

@RioXavier Where are they considered weird? Ladies love my two black cats. Trust me.

[jmhaus]

Girls are hard!!! haha

[unfamouschris]

@jmhaus So very, very hard.