Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Baptism

[grayandgray]

There's a gem in there for sure, you American fuckers are NOT the British Empire, cool it.

[djdroy9]

those noises in the car man. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[kdbl112]

"And what is Puerto Rico anyway?" "OK PLEASE I am trying to drive"

[Marsdevilsvolta]

ya ever had a fresh grape? lol that always makes me laugh

[Fuzorz]

where's the part with the barns lol

[vgames89]

Nobody you see in this show likes small talk. I honestly love to small talk. It's funny.

[TVgal098]

I love how he keeps ranting to Cheryl and she doesn't respond at all

[TVgal098]

Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand...hahhahahahaha



[pelvaanali]

I hope to find a woman like Cheryl

[neckface777]

i love the part when david starts singing pa-pee-laprititata.protiadedfd

[NewMargaritaville]

Cheryl's patience is admirable

[LittleBuddha44]

what is peurto rico anyways?

[thestranger4812]

I don't understand why so few characters on the show like Larry's small talk. I would love to have that sort of conversation with him.

[19STU84]

One of my favourite episodes

[MrJas1991]

hahahahahaha

[Kwazkneeack]

You'll never make it there in one piece with a women driving! JK JK JK

[JackAssed100]

@Kwazkneeack or an asian. JK JK JK

[dudetocartman]

@Kwazkneeack

yea i agree

why couldnt larry drive?

i mean he paid for the car rental, etc

y couldnt he drive?

he knew she was nutz when driving

[dodojardin]

I'm pretty (prettttty prettttyyy) much like larry david and it is difficult for me to find a girlfriend who'd listen to me and understand me :) I'm not a millionaire so I guess there's a long, sad and lonely life lying in front of me. But I'm trying to keep it positive.

[cockylachy]

..."You ever had a fresh grape."

Great conversation starter and pick-up line.

[pegleg747]

How in the hell she put up with him for so long I will never know...he's hilarious and so spot-on with stuff, but I could only take him for like 20 minutes, tops!

[batrama310]

felt like Seinfeld for some reason

[stardaddyo9]

i piss myself when i watch this show

[WorshipInTruth]

Haha, he makes quite the point about hawaii and alaska, and puerto rico.

[PaganiniVariations]

Baa Baii yattatori jashaa la parridapa tia jakopiii LOLOL

[303bassline]

@PaganiniVariations I wonder if it's a Yiddish thing! Haha!

[mrgone78]

0:20

AMAZING!! Particularly Cheryl's facial expression.

[mmcclain66613]

"you ever had a fresh grape, uh? I've had fresh apples, never a fresh grape, never had a fresh cherry, never had a fresh pear, never seen a pear, never saw a pear outside of a fruitstand-you know grape works as a soda, sort of as a gum, i wonder why it doesnt work as a pie." Probably my favorite episode ever.

[falcoperegrinus82]

That is totally something "George Steinbrenner" would ramble on about on Seinfeld!

[torifan2]

@mmcclain66613 You do that so well!!! He was so getting on Cheryl's nerves...Could you imagine being married to someone like Larry?...he's hilarious, but he would get on my fu#@*ing nerves too

[mmcclain66613]

Did we really need Alaska and Hawaii? You had a great thing, the continental United States and what did they do? They ruined it. Ruined it!

[torifan2]

LOL Yeah that was hilarious and also ...well I don't wanna say TRUE, but he makes a good point.I can understand it. Larry says what we all want to say but don't because of all these politically correct rules that suck. Kudos to All In The Family" the 70's sitcom that broke the rules! and to Larry for bringing some of that back

[ZZZZZYYYYYXXXXXWWWWW]

what is puerto rico anyway?

[chris627]

"Alaska and Hawaii, they ruin everything, they ruined the continental United States!" Hahaha

[drpepper5001]

best thing about this show is the music

[TheProphiting1]

" are we settled down? "

[sharonellis]

We have a house, chairs...

LOL!

[Deadman6990]

"I dunno. Do you really think we needed Alaska and Hawaii?"

Best conversationalist ever.

[Crunkenstein]

right here, larry david is my father...cant decide if i want to strangle him or just plain laugh til i cry

[poops1]

i wanna see cheryl poison larry

[mumbs45]

@poops1 i'd rather see larry poison cheryl

[HigherPower2010]

@mumbs45 cherls cool

[jackyrouge]

This reminds me of my family. Hate driving with them.

[DisneyPrincessRemix]

LOl ! why do you hate your family :D? or driving with them even ;)? Larry is hilarious!!!!

[GameOverXbox]

you got to love Larry he's like a 60 year old little kid

[Adventurestud]

I was going to say that this was one of my favorite scenes of all time but then I watched it and realized it was not the baptism scene. Grant it, it's still funny because of his incessant ramblings about pie and whatnot but this is just prior to the baptism scene. Duh!

[Armeniacolombia29]

I swear I thought I was watching George Constanza. So many similarites, Larry David = George Constanza (with a little bit of Kramer)

[RRoninRR]

Um...Larry David was who george was based on...lols

[Armeniacolombia29]

I was just stating my observation.

[SharksKid]

The more I watch clips like this, the more I realize how perfectly Jason Alexander played Larry in Seinfeld.

[athenakay]

that is so true

[dominiccesario]

@SharksKid same here

[buffalosabres616161]

this shit makes me laugh everytime haha....just how he's annoying the fuck outa her

[kurka08]

The Greatest EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naserrr11]

oooh...it's one hell of a show...fuckin'A

[phantomlord1981]

what season is this?

[bugbiteme]

season 2 -aka- the best season

[DutchComedian]

"grape pie? there's no grape pie!"

[maestroman7]

Driving with L.D. must be brutal.

[Nahcoob]

What is Puerto Rico Anyway? =P

[missyheart311]

holy crap, when he's singing in the car, i can't stop laughing