The Best Reason I Ever Had to Not Date a Girl

[alezunde]

How do you... what? Anyways. Half the people in the comments just aren't ready to admit that they also do not know what a fucking bagel is.

[Doomsdaytomato]

oh c'mon i even know what a bagel is and im frm a backwards little town in england

[nerdra]

Wow... really?

I went to high school with a girl who was unaware that President Lincoln had been assassinated. I hoped for her sake that she was a time-traveller from 1860 who hadn't yet had the time to catch up on her history (perhaps that is why she persisted in coming to my 10th-grade history class everyday).

[SharkeyeJones]

that seems. . .dense. though it seems like a story someone else told me once. i'm still a bit surprised when people of a certain age think a tomato is a vegetable. seems like one of those fun facts you learn at 10 or so. but i could be being unfair on that one.

[nerdra]

I think a little slack can be given there, just because of their association with salads and such. But yeah, it seems to be one of those things that kids like to tell each other importantly, like "the average person swallows 8 spiders a year" or "it's impossible to lick your own elbow."

[colormekristen]

Haha, that was great!

[pestilenceanddoom]

My brother broke up with a girl because she didn't like bacon and made a scene about him eating it.

[ivaanaleeallan]

I your style, it's like a comic book only with background noise. What programs do you use? I like how the people have been drawn.

"What's a bagel?" lol, that was lovely, and you gave the impression of the girl by what her phone looked like well. The lip on the phone! It was funny!

I like your style.

*I do art apreciation at school - excuse the ramble*

[SharkeyeJones]

@ivaanaleeallan hm, sorry i never responded to this comment. i only used imovie to arrange the images and also to record the sound. everything was drawn on notecards

[channeIreview]

when i left NYC i discovered there are a lot of people who think they know what bagels are but havent got a clue as to what they really are.

[SharkeyeJones]

i tried to explain in the most basic and universal sense. it did no good.

[ivaanaleeallan]

When I went to America, it was all "WOAH, BAGELS COOL!"

*5 days later* Why don't any of my pants fit me?

[chelseyjane]

...seriously?

no, seriously?

[SharkeyeJones]

seriously

[Schmooze84]

I think this video style is growing on me..I really love this one and grump monster.

[elfkwest]

holy cripes. unless that person was 5, or from a country where bagels don't exist ... yeah. no datey.

[SharkeyeJones]

unfortunately neither of those classifications apply. i assumed that she had never eaten food.

[RugsInBasements]

haha. awesome video Sharkeye. made me laugh. :]

[waystotuesday]

Wow. That's better than the best reason not to date a girl.

That's probably going to be the 11th commandment, whenever God gets around to it.

"Thou shall not date a girl who does not know what a bagel is"

[SharkeyeJones]

cream cheese shall rain down from the heavens and cover the earth

[NerdForce5]

wow, "what's a bagel?" I totally laughed so hard just now....some people should just not reproduce.. X3> -Molly

[SharkeyeJones]

on the upside, more bagels for us.

[malinarana]

I think it's a legitimate reason. I really like how you portrayed her side of the convo. And it seemed like you were watching the news. Smarty pants.

[SharkeyeJones]

as much as i'd like to seem like a well informed person it was actually audio from a dvd commentary.

[saxyrocks]

wow. i really did laugh out loud. "ummm..." hang on, gonna watch it again. :)

[SunFire1051]

That is a very good reason indeed!

[SharkeyeJones]

i'm glad you agree

[samuraiswrdguin]

yyyyyyeeeaaah...

good call.

smoore

[rochellenae]

haha. did this really happen?

[SharkeyeJones]

yes. but i'll admit it wasn't my sole reason.

[snippetsofhope]

*laughs until she can't breathe*

[SharkeyeJones]

as long as you can still leave comments that's all that matters