Edward Kennedy Memorial Service - John Culver (Part 1)

[shonholmes]

It's common knowledge that Teddy Boy's mother Rose, gave Methulsula his first handjob.

[shonholmes]

They are now saying that Teddy Boy's mother Rose was so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

[shonholmes]

I heard that they orignally wanted to freeze Teddy Boy's head like they did Ted Williams but they couldnt find a big enough jar.

[Steve3657]

Thank god this fat-ass hipocrite is dead !!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to piss on his memorial.

[SmithAndrew1985]

@Steve3657 and he made minor mistakes

[addiefleur]

You guys are harsh. Eventually, most politicians turn out to be fairly disgusting. Okay, not killers, fair enough.

Politically they kennedys were always as wonderful as they were disgusting in their private lives, too bad.

The Kopechne's accepted the money/bribe to stay quiet and do nothing about Teddy's killing their daughter, Even if they did not care about her, why let a dangerous killer walk around free to kill someone else's daughter?? Very low.

[voogun]

Ted has killed more people than all my five guns...Thank God he`s Gone..bastard may burn in hell.

I made a barbecue the first week end i had off from work in celebrating this drunken stupor lay to rest,a few co-workers came by all with handguns and rifles having ribs and chicken..

We`ll have a mega bash when Hilary,Boxer....and the rest of the gun grabbers go down..

[crusades0917]

Ted Kennedy proved that if you have enough money & influence you can literally get away with murder. Mary Jo Kopechne death is the direct result of Ted Kennedy’s cowardice, alcoholism & a lack of character. He destroyed her life & the life of his first wife Joan with his immoral, adulteress, reckless, irresponsible behavior. A man of privilege who abused his position & was a detriment to America. He is now where he belongs.

[solasaro2]

I never knew the man. - new meaning to the word, "stiff"...?

[shonholmes]

Years ago his sister Enos went to the Kentucky Derby. An eager young jocket tossed a saddle on her back and tried to ride the bitch. She was so upset she almost didnt fuck her favorite horse that day. After a few scotches, she got in the mood.

[shonholmes]

@BeatleJBNBBJFKfan lol TOO FUNNY...your grammar , wording and spelling ..speak volumes as to your lack of education and intellgence. LOL Teddy Boy was your hero cause he gave you everything you turd. Learn the language and how to write...its the least you can do as you take my money.......bitch.

[shonholmes]

@BeatleJBNBBJFKfan I'll stop "hating on a dead man" when the family of this bloated asshole pays me back for the money it cost me to pay for his drunken nephew's funeral. So, my advice for you is for you to mind your business. He and his entire family were privledged drunkards. Thats fact. You can worship these tards all you want dickhead but when I comment, you mind your damn business.

[shonholmes]

Yes he was five when he assisted in that botched scotch labotomy.

[norr4636]

@shonholmes He was 5 years old when his oldest sister had a labotomy....WOW. YOU are a NUT......I'm a conservative but I know how to tell the truth.

[solasaro2]

John Culver honored us by delivering a profound display of friendship, gratitude, and inspiration at my father's funeral 15 years ago. He knew my dad because he loved him..a late but priceless lesson for me. Thank you!

[shonholmes]

@solasaro2 John Culver was a bitch just like Fat bloat Teddy Boy

[Bestmanme08]

Great new bio (Ted Kennedy: The Early years) at amazon!

[coffeefish]

Happy Halloween !

P.S. Liberals Suck Ass.

[Fotograffa]

RIP Ted...so sorry to see you go. You will be missed.

[shonholmes]

@Fotograffa he will be missed like a fuckin old scab....said with all due respect

[theophano]

a masterful story teller!

[MrDisenchanted]

Good Bye Ted. Sorry this site is not the showcase of an America united against a common cause. L-Palooza is simply an angry punk trying to shock his mother. Let it go. His freedom to act like an ass is protected by the same laws Ted fought to write. These issues are the ones men in uniform die for. God willing, even L-Palooza will mature one day to fill the promise of his "Christian" enlightenment.

I'm confident his own death will attract little to no attention.

[lobeau]

Are you all part of the KKK? What a bunch of ignorants!

[MrDisenchanted]

Enlightenment is best served through worthy example. Let them continue to embarrass themselves over Healthcare. Their impudence is our most eloquent offense.

[MrDisenchanted]

The complexity of respect is beyond the capacity of instruction to children who haven't the ears or depth to wrap their heads around it. Those who follow doctrine absent free will need the very hand-rail we "liberals" have braved to release. Better explain the color yellow to the blind than dishonor this web site with acknowledgement of abusive, sophomoric graffitti. The desperate would stalk Jesus with righteous indignation.

[han44eth]

A lallapaloossa you are indeed.

Ones like you: haters derriding the life of one given in redemptive service to the ideal in service of love one another. It matters not to ones like you who's only focus is to mindlessly spew hate. As did the ones who spat upon Jesus as he hung on the cross. Sad to be you.

[herbbiomass]

R's will win if they only remember that marriage is for a man and woman and that abortion is murder.

[lallapaloossa]

Why bury Teddy Kennedy and Michael Jackson? I thought crap got flushed down the toilet??

[Saffron333]

Take the four gospels--mathew, mark, luke and (can you name the other one genius?) john. Actually READ them and tell me one quote from jesus that sounds like one of you snide, hate spewing republicans--just one. cause you've never read the actual bible, have you asshole?

[crowamonghens]

this was great. laughed my ass off.

[lanuiiohu]

Ted dead asshole.........^__^

[blizzardbaby23]

I've shed tears over the past few days....I absolutely adored John Culver and his story....priceless.

[julbartsch]

I laughed until I cried- great storyteller, great story...... good times!

[blueandwhitegal]

to everybody who responds to lalapaloser, i 100% agree with you with what you say, but he's just writing this to start crap. dont waste your time. HE IS NOT WORTH OUR TIME!!! let him think his sad little thoughts. he's not worth a second of our time. he obvisouly dosent know the real teddy and refuses to even try. i could say a lot more about him, but i won't for the sake of the OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A PERSONALITY AND SOME COMMON SENSE!

[Begoody1]

I just replied Lalla again before reading your post, but you are right.That will be my last response.Enough is enough. Some people will never get it. You cant reach everyone.Let's celebrate Teddy by ignoring trolls.

[lallapaloossa]

yeah, Begoody, you've yet to make any sense....but libs just spew their communism, as if it's truth if they say it enough.....lol....happy days....teddy's dust.......happy days

[2suekajoca4]

I laughed so hard hearing this story about two young friends --and the way you tell the story is priceless.

[threecatma53]

This rememberance of Ted Kennedy was a hoot - heartfelt, funny, and a real Irish wake element! Thanks!

[youbestbequiet]

LMAO Finally He's dead.

[afb99999]

To Lalla-pa-loser--Hurry, Glenn Beck is on. You get the last word, which will no doubt be something of equal intelligence to your last two brilliant comments. Responding beyond this is a waste of my time.

[Killerstroke96]

Ronald Regan is a prick he only gave a shit about the wealthy and got a shit load of respect for bringing down the wall when clearly the cold war was coming to an end dont give him any more credit then he deserves, even JFK the most beloved president of all time( third behind MLK and Mother Theresea as most loved people of the 20th century) couldn't match all the accomplishments of Ted and thats just a fact over 1000 bills he was involved in and over 300 he was mostly responsible for

[shonholmes]

@Killerstroke96 And its ok with you that Teddy Boy killed a woman? And its ok with you that Teddy Boy obtained military full honor burial off a U.S. war vessal for his nephew. A nephew that never served in any branch of military? A nephew that was shitfaced as he drove a small airplane into the atlantic ocean killing himself and two woman?

[lallapaloossa]

Ronald Reagan is the most beloved leader in the United States in the past 25 years....Rotten Teddy doesn't even come close in the national polls....LOL....

[lallapaloossa]

Would have been nice if murderer Teddy had died at Chappaquiddick! What a fat liberal....

[blueandwhitegal]

What an amazing man. So many things accomplished. So many people have him to thank. I think I speak for eveyone when i say that he was a legend. As so many people have been saying, this is the end of an era. How true. May he rest in peace. He is now reunited with his brothers after what must have seemed like an erternity.

He will be missed any he will always be loved. God rest his soul. Forever in our hearts......

Teddy

[lallapaloossa]

Blue, settle down to reality...Teddy never came close to being president, cuz most of the country's people can't stand his liberalism....lol

[Longshotsblues]

It always amazes me the people that call themselves Born Again Christians, the hollier than though crowd. Proclaim where they think somebody else's soul will go. My suggestion for you is you had better concentrate on where your own soul is going rather than the people you think YOU have the right to judge. You are all so Christian that you forget, that the God you so call worship is the ONLY one who owns the patent on JUDGMENT. And those that are trying to portray God are the true sinners.

[Longshotsblues]

Ted is now reunited with his brothers and rest of his family. Thank you for your service Senator. For all those you fought for, even though coming from a very rich family. You didn't have to care, yet did. Your fight for us will be missed. Your kindness of others. Your caring of others.

It's too bad the people calling themselves Christians, still haven't learned about forgiveness. That's how much they really know the Jesus they proclaim to worship.

May your dream come to pass.

RIP

[Rooooob1]

Brilliant statement. I couldn't have said it better. God Bless You!!

[lallapaloossa]

Longshotsblues,

Teddy's final resting place is hell....he killed Mary Jo Kepechne and millions of unborn children....sucks to be him now...

[Begoody1]

Lallapaloossa, you say Ted will go to Hell? How arrogant to presume you know the mind of God. You are not a Christian. A Christian follows Christ's message of love, forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion.I suspect you are in for a big shock when YOU die.I doubt you'll fit in heaven. I am not even an American, but since childhood my mother had told me about the Kennedys and their amazing committment to public service.They made a difference to the lives of millions...have you??

[lallapaloossa]

Begoody,

As an American, then, let me educate you about Teddy. At least half of America despises what liberals such as he have done to our nation over the years...are you aware he also was a murderer and a cheat? Get all the facts before the you weigh-in from another nation....thanks.

[Begoody1]

Lallapaloosa, you do not need to educate me with regards to the Senator. I am well aware of his short comings.His faults pale in comparison to his good deeds.And I see you also made no reference to my comments on Christianity, I guess the Truth is bitter.

You state that half of America despises liberals? Tell me, is this the same half that that voted George W Bush into office??The man who flushed America's once mighty reputation (and economy)down the toilet?? Did liberals do that??

[lallapaloossa]

Christ would have no tolerance for the evils of communism and liberalism, Begoody....get it straight, fool....

[Saffron333]

go and get your bible, the new testament, and read the acctual four gospels, mathew, mark, luke and (can you name the other one?) John. and then tell me one actual quote from jesus that sounds like one of you snide, hate spewing republicans--just one. cause you've never read the actual bible, have you asshole?

[Saffron333]

Hey, MR. CHRISTIANITY EXPERT--LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING--WHAT'S THE FIRST LETTER OF PAUL IN THE N.T.? WELL? Y OU'RE AN EXPERT--IT'S ROMANS, DUMBASS.  ON WHAT CRITERIA ARE THE LETTERS ARRANGED IN THE N.T. YOU KNOW CHRIST'S MIND--TELL ME. i'M WAITING. THEY'RE ARRANGED ON LENGTH Y OU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP. IDEA--WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP ON SUBJECTS YOU AREN'T EVEN LITERATE ON? TRY IT MORON, YOUR LIFE WILL BE EASIER.

[calalilygirl]

The rains fall on those that are in heaven, haven't you heard?

[OMOEKUN]

You, Sir or Madam, are no Christian, at all! Judging by your words (which is what you will be judged by, every idle word), you have no idea what Christ said or stood for!

[The1Conservative]

So where exactly is this HELL you talk about?

[nandatebayo666]

It happens every year i think, they call it the Teen Choice Awards.

[The1Conservative]

Oh! that explains EVERYTHING! =D

[lallapaloossa]

The1Conservative,

For the Dems it starts right here on earth...Obama's admin is in a tailspin, the Dems are fighting each other at every turn, Teddy the commie is history....and 57% of Americans wish to turn-out the current Congress.....happy days....LOL

[The1Conservative]

So the dems are fighting each other?... Yeah... that is SO obvious, everyone is talking about.

So 57% of Americans wish "turn-out" the current Congress???

Man I'm misinformed, you seem to know everything, but can you provide a non bias LINK to the claims you are stating?

Or at least, a link to a colorful video of the obese white folks holding nazi/communist sings yelling "go back to KENYA" at these town halls, that make 57% of the Americans you talk about. Can you back up such claims? ;)

[lallapaloossa]

If you don't keep up with the everyday headlines, i'm not gonna spoon feed you.....i'll give you one little bit of advice, dummy.....go on google and do some searches...lol.....anyway, the Dems are in disarray.....it's so fun for us to watch the losers burn.....i love it

[The1Conservative]

Oh man you are totally right, the dems are actually killing each other...IT'S unbelievable (sarcasm)

But then again I asked YOU, to provide a non bias link to the claims you are stating, an all you have to say is Google it... WTF?

Maybe you meant Google a reich wing blog where the hardcore bias is a MUST

C'mon... GIVE ME A LINK...

Don't say "Google it" I want to see the actual site where you found your "FACTS"

Don't reply to me unless you have a link

GOT IT?

Do NOT reply without YOUR LINK

[lallapaloossa]

Conservative,

I won't do your homework for you....sorry.  I said it, and I know it's true....prove me otherwise....you can easily google the polls on Obama and the 57% poll...just came out this week....Rasmussen? Now chop, chop

[The1Conservative]

Hahahahaha =D

Paste link here ________!!!! LOL

You people are sad & pathetic.

I'm pretty sure I was clear when I said GIVE ME the LINK to your "facts" & do not reply without a LINK... but all you have to say is "I won't do your homework for you....sorry." LMAO

No substantial evidence to your claims, & I am not surprised.

You people are so predictable.

Stay classy lallapaloossa ;)

[lallapaloossa]

I was crystal clear when i told you to get off your lazy ass and do your homework, you liberal

[The1Conservative]

Again no evidence to your BULL... & Im not surprised at all.

If you actually had some hard evidence (link) to your statements, why wont you just open a new tab on your cpu, highlight the link and copy and paste it and shut ME up?

Let me guess, ist it because your so called facts came out of your but?

[NamathGuarantee]

This guy gave one of the best speeches I've ever heard at a memorial service. He couldn't have been FUNNIER!

[captspock1]

As a child who spent many youthful summers on nantucket sound in the late 50's-60's brings back warm memories,R.I.P.TEDDY, THANK YOU. sen. culver thanks for your home-spun story telling you did ur friend proud

[WerewolfofWebster]

Pretty hilarious, even moreso if you've ever sailed on small sailboats in bad weather. Biden, Hatch, and the others had their moments too, but Culver takes the cake, and seemed to sum up Kennedy's personality about as well as one could.

[elvin1rln]

This was classic! I laughed so much!

RIP Ted...

[afb99999]

Lallapaloossa is a sick puppy

[lallapaloossa]

afb,

anyone who doesn't go for your socialist crap is shouted down, huh? pathetic liberals....lol

[lallapaloossa]

I bet more than 1/2 of America is overjoyed the piece of crap is gone! The liberal media would never tell you the truth on that, though....lol

[afb99999]

You are one sick puppy...and the poster child of all that has gone wrong in this country. I feel sorry for you, and for us as a people.

[vickieb73]

People who are praising someone's death are fake Christians. They espouse certain values, falsey lying through their teeth on Sundays, then do the exact opposite in their lives. You never wish or priase someone's death. It goes against every Christian tenate Jesus taught us. You'll get a lesson when you get to heaven.

[CSpanAddict1982]

Depends on how the praise is done.  True Christianity teaches us that death is merely the beginning. The beginning of a new life in the Kingdom of Heaven. So there are those who may praise his death, as Christians, for Christian reasons. However, if you're praising his death because you despise what he and others like him stood for, then I agree with you.

[clarebannerman]

Great man. Great politician. Not like the scum that destroyed the name of America all over the world for the past eight years.

[penguinmama88]

RIP, the three brothers together at last :)

[lallapaloossa]

Ted Kennedy = murdered millions of unborn children and Mary Jo Kepechne. Big, fat communist....glad he's gone

[SuperEvilC]

RIP SENATOR!

Check out the main video on my page to see how Republicons treat a disabled woman in a wheelchair at a town hall.... there's also more footage of this event at the link below the video.

[stanb17]

I have to say... I was LMAO last night watching this. Yes.. a true Irish wake. A celebration of a life well lived. Something so many of his family never got the chance to do. It was a very good, well told story that enabled the rest of the world to get a snapshot of who Teddy was and what it was like to be his friend.

[SJefferson33]

This was an excellent story. Well told and so funny. This is how a true Irish wake is done!

[thebeachisgud]

I grew up in Iowa. I know those barges on the Mississippi that JC mentions. Similarly, until I moved East,as a young adult, I'd never been on a sailboat (or seen the ocean, for that matter). I could visualize every scene of John Culver's story in my mind's eye. So well told. So heartfelt, warm, and descriptive. Ted would have laughed heartily at this. It was a great tribute to a GREAT man. He would have loved this story.

[607yt]

Thank you. I can watch this forever, it makes me laugh so hard no matter how many times I watch this.

[SpasticSasha]

what? what is so funny here.

I just see a coffin, hear a boring dumb story that could be told in 120 seconds, and i hear 100 people laughing

[machaeroguy]

On this great day, the phrase "Dead Kennedys" takes on a new, and refreshing meaning.

[omgangiepants]

I'm sure Jello Biafra is totally stoked that you're reveling in the death of a fellow human being. Totally fucking stoked.

[machaeroguy]

Jello Biafra can kick the bucket too. And yes, it's ok to revel in the death of certain mass murderers, a political mastermind of infanticide included.

[SpasticSasha]

Im listening to Dio "Last in Line" lololol so fitting