Tom Cruise says "Fuck yo Couch!"

[AceCream7]

Weird

[canonrocksome]

goes to court

tom: FUCK YOUR COURT

[mattyjacks89]

these needs to go on for another 4 to 7 minutes 

[djluminus]

lmfao!

[OkashiiAmerican]

@BLOOD1MONEY Depends on the black person. Some will bust a fool for saying either regardless of intended meaning. XD It's such an annoying word with so many usage rules, I'm glad I'm black. I don't have to care, lol! The best part is all the languages with words that sound like "nigga" but don't mean "nigga". In Russian "black person" sounds like "nigger", but it isn't a racial slur. It's just bad choice of phonetics cause I'm sure it will get a Russian punched out just as quick. XD

[infinity1613]

Nigga means homie, Nigger is racists.

[Incalmalixetho8]

AHH hahahahahahahhah.....Short and funny.

[MrJesusX]

@BLOOD1MONEY That's a funny comment, considered I was born in Uganda. If this was a contest about who was the blackest, I'd be Wesley Snipes and you'd be Dracula.

[159tony]

@MrJesusX it isn't censored because it was a black man who said it. so they think it wasn't racist, now if a white man would've said it on tv, it would have been censored and considered racist, now that is racist if you ask me

[theLittleQuick]

Nigga.

[MIKESOWELL]

Would you idiots stop arguing about the word nigga and its intent. It was a spoof about Tom Cruise and the couch incident with Oprah.

[lotrman91]

@MrJesusX thats cuz he used the censored version from tv and nigger isnt censored because it was dave chappelle saying it.

[snehesten]

@BLOOD1MONEY "Nigger": 110% offensive when used white to black. Less than 50% offensive when used black to black. "Nigga": More than 50% offensive when used white to black. 0% offensive when used black to black. Yeah?

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@snehesten its as simple as this...i have been called nigga, and am not black, when someone refers to me as "niggA" and we're chatting i usually answer to them with a yo "muthafucka" or something like that, NOW when am with people i trust and hang with i do make racial jokes, (very white voice yelling NIGGER this and NIGGER that) but again thats with people i know, i just dont go out in the street and say nigga or nigger.

[snehesten]

@BLOOD1MONEY What you're saying was confusing, so I went looking for clues. I think your user profile just (anally) penetrated the circle of trust

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@snehesten oh am sorry i unlike people like you dont put MY LIFE on youtube nor any other social network site...but thats besides the point, its funny how you went from trying to defy my comment to trying to change it to what i have on my profile....owned much?...funny how my comment is confusing but yours was even more confusing and just plain ignorant for saying blacks call each other "niggers", its better if you sit down and shut your mouth and learn, instead of trying to teach.

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@snehesten oh and i have never heard a black person greet another black person with niggER, so i would say thats about 0% offensive, and again its just the circle of trust, if your a white boy with black friends and they and you call yourselfs niggas then thats fine, that doesn't mean you go to another town see some black people you dont know and just say "hey nigga whats good"...think of it more of like a secret handshake or something eh i dont know.

[mgrande11]

I wish you would do an extended version of this.

[d2cdkey]

Editing is seamless !

[BobwuzhereORIG]

@FreakBoyVon21 Nigga and Nigger are the same fucking thing. If you think otherwise you are just an idiot, black people "claim" its something else just so they can say it and "not" be hypocritical.

[FreakBoyVon21]

@MrJesusX fuck is a cursing word.. NIGGA isnt NIGGER is.. listen closely he's saying NIGGA

[TheLexxaye]

LMFAOOOO

[Nick89BR]

@MrJesusX Ass..... Hole..... Ass[beep] = how much tv makes sense....

[Epicdps]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Twin brother darkness!

[ChrisCrazy5]

@MrJesusX dave chappelle

[TheStalker272]

DARKNES!!!DARKNES EVERYBODY!!!

[iZoSnake]

I don't see the word "nigger" in @blacknigga97 's name O.o, you're all retarded

[Homer360cp]

@iZoSnake lmao. 'nigger' and 'nigga' both mean the same thing. they are different spellings..

[CAUTION136]

@Homer360cp no they dont. dont worry u dont understand cause your white

[Homer360cp]

@CAUTION136 DAMN. my whiteness let me down.

[Master1Samsung]

it funny because she rich and black

[paidday]

@Master1Samsung funny because your a dick

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 49TH BIRTHDAY, TOM CRUISE, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

[tsherrill2019]

@littledebbie187 Cuz Stone Cold said so?

[kevdm10]

@blacknigga97

Obvious troll is Obvious

[blacknigga97]

funny fuck is censored but nigger isnt

[Infernaped]

@blacknigga97 It's even more funny that your name has the word nigger in it.

[LocoGroove]

@blacknigga97 And you have nigga on your account lol Ignorant asshole

[GunerzPGBC]

So stupid, but made me laugh.

[SuperSapper09]

loloollolololololololololol

[totallynoob96]

LULZ THIS IS FUNNY AS SHIT LULZ XD

[crowzero4334]

fuck your couch nigga buy another one you rich mother******

[MultiBigShitsMedia]

If only it wasn't bleeped out -__-

[YesIRap]

Best part about this was the synchronized laugh

[Ultimatefiren]

F*** yo couch, nigga.

I don't know, when your rich, motha f___

f*** yo couch nigga!!!

f*** yo couch nigga!!!

[dont6sue4me0]

@Ultimatefiren it says "buy another one you rich  mother fucker"

[Ultimatefiren]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[boyeatworld]

buy another one you rich mother fucker

[MrBubs94]

hahahahahahahah

[chardlogick]

darknesses! 

[leion247]

lol!

[shirye]

Buy another one rich nigga

[Dalia383]

OLOLOLOL

[renanddookie2094]

O_0- - - - - - - - - - - - wtf?

[youngprophet2010n]

hahahaaaaaa



[TheLadedaman]

im rick james bitch

[cars2cars]

Holy shit, you make this? Fuck great by the way.

[imnottellinguwhy]

fuck you,tom cruz!!!!

[ClEaNfReAk85]

Tom Cruise is insane. All that scientology shit screwed him up.

[Mrawesomesauce14]

hahah this is actually a funny video

[ryanspeed]

Fuck yo couch nigga!!  Buy another one you rich mutha fucka!!!

Oprah could buy ten million couches...she's a rich nigga fo sho!

[rabbitnosekid]

yo oprah, what the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! im tom cruise, bitch!

[sierramist987456123]

lol

[Fragzuh]

fuck yo couch nigger. buy another one you rich mother fucker.

[justin22619]

tom dont fuck my coach i dont want gay on it

[landcrabs]

THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE YOU NIGGAZ MONEYYY!!!!

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

@landcrabs should be offended by thay but XDDD

[landcrabs]

@fadarrius Listen son. In case you are that stupid, that is not Tom Cruise's voice in the clip. It's ripped from a popular Dave Chappelle skit, of which my comment is also derived from. Quoting from a comedy does not make you racist. Idiot.

[fadarrius]

@landcrabs ohh i didnt here him say it at the end LOL sorry but u called me an idiot -_-

[kurt2rsenjazz]

What the fuck was that. Saw some nigger together with Oprah

[heartfullofstones]

you was cold as ice!!!!

[johnion3]

Trollin'

[jr2o9]

i watch this video like 40 times already and its stilll funny

[jr2o9]

fuck yo couch

[joezetank]

DARKNESSS

[starhealer14]

its funny cuz shes black

[DoubbleD97]

@starhealer14 ohhh tht was a good rip on opera! hahaha

[mikethemikeful]

buy another one u rich mothafucka!

[coreyownz]

LOL!!! best use of editing tools and a very nice tribute to chapelle.

[ortega979]

28 people have been called the N word & had their couch jumped by tom cruise

[HuggableEmo]

sounds like something that'd be from The Boondocks... XD

[outsp0k3nmime]

@HuggableEmo im pretty sure dave chapelle gave the creator of the boondocks ideas way before his show was created

[DarkShadow303]

0:02 LMAO!

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

excellent

[danielwilbourn14]

rofl

[edwinm1]

THEY SOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MON-EY!

[UPLOADSBYG]

.YEAH.

[REEDEEFEEDEE]

He looks retarded while saying buy another oe ya rich mutha fucka

[ProwerlessThrone]

ahhh harsh but funny

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

hahahaha!!!

[radconserv86]

CHARLEY MURPHY!!!

[Mysterey101]

this is a really good dubbing man

[TheSexySpartan13157]

odd



[Gogandontas07]

that's totally what i was thinking when i saw this!

[nilirali]

FUK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!

[emokiller907]

great idea lol.

[somejarhead]

TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA I WAS EATING CEREAL AND MILK BLEW OUT MY NOSE NOW ALL I CAN TAST IS COOKIE CRISP FUCKIN ROFL

[Ironfan7777777]

Wow this almost looks real.

[TheKHod]

HAHAHHAAHHA

[DeanRazorbackify]

HAHA

[GameLantern337]

0:03 Tom Cruise looks like he could really laugh like that! Lol

[giggitygiggitygoo9]

cocaine is a hell of drug!!!!!!

[TheRamboIV]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!! Oh my gosh

[mafia5314]

AHHAHAH funny as hell



[shawnvids123]

rofl dis video funny

[Lu1G1ful]

lmao dis shits hella funny...

[zodiak650]

WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY?!?!? You can always buy another couch.

[PelvicThrustify]

I new he was fucked.

xD

[malovesmurfs]

I like the part about the couch

[shootsniper]

I think Tom Cruise is even rich as Oprah, but whatever :D

[clubmenage212]

NICE VID!

[SUPAMEGAHYPAM8]

-LAUGHING MY F*CkI_NG ASS OFF!-

[KiNgKimbit]

LOL

[Jet5Hawk]

I can see him doing that....

[parlock480]

DUR HUR THIS R RACIST

[plstcxplsvs]

this is fucking perfect

[genericunderstanding]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH

[wiccan31576]

aint it ironic that she really is rich

[Alex0pants]

this was a great idea, hahaha.

[mick2495]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[anan96]

Funniest thing I have seen yet.

[exussupremebeing]

lmao!!!

[dieselmac94]

his face at the laugh!!!!! ROFLL LMFAOOOOOO perfect sync

[Furaxxxxx]

Haha love it, nicely synced too

[magnesium111]

hahaha

[SolanosCrib]

HAHA good job on this!

[ddc093]

llol

[AndaleyAndaley]

lol

[pokemoncatdog]

fuck yo couch nigga!!

[RavenholmHunter]

Ahahahahhaahahhahaha 5/5

[MustangMan0606]

HAHAHA

[JayZPimpin101]

hahahah awesome!

[alessancastel13]

you can't say fuck on regular cable (Chapelle show was on regular cable, yes cable existed back then.)

that's because of the FCC

but you can say nigger or niggah

it doesn't matter which one

because those are acceptable words to say

on television according to the FCC

it is fucking mind blowing how stupid people on youtube are about the world around them

that's probably due to the fact that a good majority of the people on youtube are lil teenie kids who have no life. GO TO SCHOOL!

[ANGELO13111]

@alessancastel13 oh im so sorry i did not know that youtube was only for you i am very sorry.

[kidcouger]

@alessancastel13

Attempting to give a damn: 1%..........10%.....ERORR

error:Attempting to give a damn failed,Please check your comment and see if it really matters.If all else fails go back to school.

[alessancastel13]

@kidcouger

I wrote that comment because back when I wrote it everyone was saying

how come they bleeped out the word "fuck" but not the word nigger.

so, I explained it and also insulted everyone who didn't understand.

[gyanos422]

that rules

[kx85rider79]

it really wasnt that funny

[trivium5]

@kx85rider79 fuck yo couch then

[nano69ify]

that was funny as hell!!!!!!!!!

[alextheepisfail]

halirious

gave me a good laugh

[antifascistmilitant]

good editing hahaha

[chestergrater]

I like how they bleep fuck but not nigger. Classy.

[Ashztube]

haha i didnt even realize they did that

**** YOUR COUCH NIGGA

[tclokko3085]

because he says nigga not nigger

[Maxipad44142]

I agree they shouldn't bleep any words. but we have this to be thankful for, without the bleeping of words. Youtube poop would not be as easy to make

[southlondonpimp]

@chestergrater I like how people still complain about that despite the fact nigger was said by a BLACK GUY in the actual audio clip......

[GhettoNerd88]

@chestergrater That's because the N word was not used once in the audio.

[Andrewxx20]

@chestergrater Thats cause its not considered a swear word just like bastard

[DatJuiceboxFool]

@chestergrater, because he said "nigga" not "nigger". you should know the difference.

[PhorensixSnipe]

@chestergrater Correction, "niggah." Thought this would go well with the spelling Nazi stuff going on...

[GundalianSoul]

@PhorensixSnipe without the "h"

[PhorensixSnipe]

@GundalianSoul Nah, the "H" would be the proper way of typing false grammar with that pronunciation on the end.

[H00dN3rdz]

@chestergrater you heard nigger?, i could have sworn i heard nigga which is the re-appropriation of the word nigger. It must be cause i'm black and can actually hear what is said instead of what i wish was said an order to rob African American people of the opportunity to re-appropriate a word.

Gay people re-appropriated the word Fag

Women have re-appropriated the word bitch

GTFO, there's nothing wrong with saying nigga if you're black. Other races can say it too but ONLY when being positive

[Kpro4]

@H00dN3rdz The last part is wrong, lol seems like ONLY white ppl cant say it. latinos and chicanos do without a problem. they aint black either

[H00dN3rdz]

@Kpro4 They can say it only if they say it in a positive light, the latino etc can say it as they please because they are our neighbors and brothers, we grow up with them. They go to our 90% black schools, they understand us.

[CameraPSU]

@chestergrater Nigger is now allowed in many things including late night radio and television. It is because there are finally less jackasses offended by the word then there used to be.

[AlexLong1000]

@chestergrater Watch the boondocks, same thing. Quite stupid if you ask me.

[umpang024]

@chestergrater true

[Thomasfranke1990]

OMG xD this is great xD

[patentpending06]

LOL this was a good idea

[214STUFF]

Hahaha, yet another funny comic

[MichaelMyers1fan]

To: Stinehelfercarlto

What movie? lol

Unsuccessful Youtube advertising is unsuccessful

[Bluetiger457]

I was about to just give this video a 1... but then I saw the ending! Short but funny as hell!

[fritoholmes]

fuck yo couch nigga fuck yo couch!!!!

[kissmyglitter]

LMFAO!!!

Win. Pure win.

[Chrisdacraz]

Buy another one you rich motherfucker!

[knatesaddiction]

They should have never gave you nigga's money! (Scientology)

[Joelllllll1992]

hahaha

[C0mikKilla]

LOOOOOL, when he laughs! shit is perfect