KYLE SPEAKS: THE JERSEY SHORE GETS OWNED!

[EpicCoatGuy]

Mountain Dew is a fucking health potion!? :D

[MusicSlave316]

Ah, cool! Kyle was baking juice!

[gamer11zw]

I sleep walk at a party and I woke up every one was gone and there was slot of blood. 8/

[REDRAT555]

my brother sleepwalked one night and peed on the wall

[hater8481]

i sleep walk and talk all the time.my friends say its halarius

[d54311]

if damian sleep walks again pour some mountain dew on his head.

[bulld0g127]

Thats fuckin right, MTN dew brought a corpse to life. FAUCK YYEEEAAAHHHH

[kacklecow12]

Anyone else think Damian looks like Sandra Bullock...?

[rougelover619]

I had a roommate that sleepwalked it was like 2 Am and I hear something's being dropped and thrown, I go down stairs, for some reson I checked the fridge and when I closed the fridge door he is right behind it staring at me, I got scared because of his stare it was like staring at my vary soul, it was creepy.

[TheXtremeRecorder]

I remember one time like at one o'clock in the mornin nd my grandma said I got up and started walking nd cussing up a storm nd then I went outside nd started digging a big hole nd she said I wuz saying "got to go to china"hahaha

[mdmelil]

mdmelil's daughter: When I was in the beginning of Freshman year, my mom apparently fell on my trapper which was in front of the couch where I was sleeping. I fell back asleep immediately. Then my mom told me the next morning that I kept mumbling something and said "behind you" each time. She said,

"honey, there is no-one behind me."

Then I sat up, and said,

"I'm sorry I must be halucinating; I though Max was behind you."

Max is a friend of mine who is a sophomore.

[mesner5]

"Now it's time to piss my pants!"

"No, it most certainly is not!"

lmao!

[yuyuhakushogal]

i know none of these things really hapin you guys make them up and then video tape them

[NachoLemon]

@yuyuhakushogal you dont fucking say? its called a skit for a reason asshat.

[theskater4life100]

@yuyuhakushogal really?

[madmind999]

One time my little sister left the the damn house while sleep walking.

[ninjaman92894]

Dude! My brother Joey sleep walked out of his room, downstairs and then opened my other brothers Nintendo Entertainment System, pissed in it, then went back to his room!

[RabbitReeves101]

my brother woke up ran to the door and tried to get out i tried to hold him back but he pushed me and said "this is IZZZLAND

[TheJCEguy]

Also my brother was one time standing on the couch and had a elmo on his hand sand said this m16a4 is the best gun i ever held so get ur helmet on and get the fuck Down and then he dropped from the couch in a random brace yourself position and started to scream there are to many of them retreaT!!! the best thing I ever seen and recored

[TheJCEguy]

Yes MY nephew was sleeping one time and he was stand with a yellow and Blue telli tubby in his hand with a stuff Girrafe that looks like the one Damian have and to all U viewers in the world that reads this let this be a lesson learned uh do not move or touch a sleepwalker with ur hand they will do so much random stuff and go insane so use a baseball bat or some type of melee weapon that will not kill them if that dosent work tie them 2 a chair or something that they cant move and lock the door

[amandaaaaabcdefg]

my brother was sleeping on the couch one time and he was not walking but he jumped up in a brace yourself position with his legs somewhat spread apart with his arms out and started screaming everyone get in the tent now...get in the fucking tent and just dropped!! best thing ive ever seen!!

[TheZackjackblack]

Damian: "Now it's time to play with my pants".  Kyle: "No it most certainly is not"

[JamesMGaming46]

I have a friend just like you, haha. But anyways, I use to sleep walk, and one time I had gone to sleep in my bed, and woke up in my girlfriend's bed. Which her apartment is about 10 blocks away. I then was told by her that I just walked into her room, woke her up, and just flat-out fell on the fucking floor, and passed-out.

[mesner5]

my bro sleepwalked one time... i stopped him from pissing on our welcome rug.

[0riginalgamer]

I slept walked into my bathroom door, fell over, then woke up there with a bruise on my forehead. then the next night i woke up on my table holding a wooden spoon.

[TheMaddieisEPIC]

I had an experience with my six year old cousin. Before(sometimes) he wakes up and walks,he pisses in his bed. One night,he walked into the hall and sort of fast walked into the kitchen. His mom saw that he was pissing his pants. So,she cupped her hands between his legs and he pissed in her hand. I love my family.

[Heliosmaster3]

poor bastard..... im alive, OH WHAT THE FUCK!

[DCUnderdog3000]

i wish my friends were like damian and kyle.

[Skywalker4293]

Does anyone else think that Damian looks like the love child between Austin Powers and Dave Mustaine?

[untouched48]

that mt. dew was already drank out of

[Mattandjeffhardyfan1]

Now its time to toast me pants LMAO . Is that what He said or did he say jizz my pants? LMAo . anyways That was funny a shit XD

[bananasuperfunny]

Hhahha this is some funny shit

[themegabutterfish]

@DeeperHole the song is Mirrored theory - For The Win!

[julez13100]

jersey shore and the sopranos portray us in very stereotypical ways, AND WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE THINK WERE ABNOXIOUS AND IGNORANT

[halobrick]

@julez13100 Because its on tv.

[xChewy18x]

@julez13100 BECUZ U R DIPSHIT BE SOMEONE NORMAL WHO SLEEPS INSTEAD OF TRYIN TO BANG A DIFFERENT WOMAN EVERY NIGHT!!

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

@julez13100 What about that shitty show "Mob Wives?"

[Dubbadee124]

@julez13100 every time i hear someone say that they are italian i hear a dumb bitch behind them saying "ARE YOU A GUIDO!!!???"

[cryomiequinox]

Oh Sweet Shit

[XxIWantChickenxX]

I know someone who sleep ducks

[lowrider9793]

what episode has the graduator

[termin107]

4:49 just click it

[LastOneStanding06]

Aw...Damian looks so cute with his hair all messed up-3

[XxXangelXxX121]

now its time to pee my pants... no it most sertanly is not... omg i suck at spelling

[XxXangelXxX121]

or i can waste a $1.25

[PancakeWaffleAttack]

one time when i was little i was sleep walking and almost peed on the electrical box to the house

[jade24575]

WTF

[MegaEagle3000]

heck yeah bro wtf the fucking asshole said suck my dick like a loli pop

[MegaEagle3000]

heck yeah bro wtf

[prime1ization]

Our I could waste a $1.25.......I'm alive oh wat the fuk

[linkinparkrulez14]

ive been wondering wats damians last name was

[tjsnakes1]

Jersey shore sucks fuckin giraffe dick

[punisher31024]

I have a website called batmanlegacy.webs.com you should go to it because everyone knows batman is beastin

[wolf93408]

I sleeped walk when one of my frends was over he basht a plate on my head and I punched him in the face and blacked out and was in a 2 week coema so thats what hepans when you try to walk me up

[eldurnok]

what the hell were you going to do with the juice and oven mitts?

[luisoncaffeine]

what song was that at the begining?

[Ghost303ful]

i blacked out on the floor and woke up outside

[sadwowstorywatcher]

I'm alive Kyle:WTF!!

[85snowflake]

My sister does its sooooo funny

[1Martinmeza]

My 3 year old brother was sleeping on the living room couch. He got up still asleep and walked towards the kitchen sink he opened the little door under it. He then pulled his pants down and started to piss in the trash can. I laughed my fucking ass off.

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

@1Martinmeza My brother did that many years ago. He also pissed in the corner of the room and he almost pissed in the hallway closet.

[Dubbadee124]

@1Martinmeza similar thing happened to my brother except he pissed in the fridge

[Ranblackheart01]

I sat up in bed when my family went up to our cabin and my cousin talked to me until she fell asleep. I dont remember any of it. Apparently I made her promise something she forgot about and wouldnt tell me. :/

[germandephirock]

Why would you ask someone if they are sleep walking when its obvious!?

[concordsst]

I start singing songs from the 1920s and never have heard of them when I sleepwalk

[MsVampire22]

haha no it most certainly is not!

[MsVampire22]

haha if he just bought it how come its half gone

[11deathmetal]

i sleepwalk say time scream while am sleepwalking

[samandcally]

Well my little sister's best friend walked in her sleep and woke up in the closet. She had no idea how she got there. One time my little sister bolted upright in the bed staring and i talked to her, but she didn't reply. She was asleep, but she doesn't remember. I can have conversations with my two older sisters when they are asleep too.

[codydraper13]

My dog she bites my butt when she sleep walks but dhe walks backwords

[baal1245]

sometime in my sleep i get out of my walk down stairs then lay down on my couch

[smoshlover315]

well on my winter break i got swine flu...no joke swine sucks!!! :(

[msgalleguez]

i sleep walked once. i got out of bed stayed in my room took a marshmallow and stuffed it up my nose. then i licked put my head in my mini fridge. then told my computer to stop eating my baloney. then went back to my bed and went to sleep.

[420CWR]

kyle i think you would have made out alot better if you had your own channel not with these 2 guys, you and damian would rock shit

[ToxicWater363]

"You better button, your buttons. Cause it's getting (Low and Rusty voice) Coold outside.."

[ToxicWater363]

"You better buton, your buttons.. Because its (Deep and Rusty Voice)Coolld outside... "

[257fatman]

He'll ya I sleep walk. I walked into my bros room and punched him in tha nuts and called him gay. Lol

[alyb0206]

I sleep walk really bad. Once I spent the night at my friend's house. I screamed at her cat and called him a lazy bum and to go get a job, broke this ceramic bird on the porch, and screamed at her and said "HOE BAG DON'T BE TOUCHING MY SKITTLES!" and then I ran in her kitchen, grabbed a bag of skittles, and screamed 'TASTE THE GOD DANG RAINBOW!" and then i threw them at her and went to sleep. It was hilarious because she got the entire thing on camera.

[Parkour4Insanity]

"Now its time to play in my pants!" "NO it most certainly is NOT!"

[sepatop37]

im just like damian... i sleep walk like crazy, talk while im walking and then randomly walk out and lay on my bed.

[BRATZN159]

hahaha damian drank moutain dew and apperently moutian dew makes guys dicks smaller :P

[Hanniebanany]

I fell down some stairs and was sleep walking so it didnt hurt

[MrShizzleism]

Why did he have oven mitts on when he was carrying an empty carton of juice?

[DatGuyWhoDidDatTing]

@MrShizzleism I'm just gonna be a stereotypical troll. "It's ORANGE JUICE!" jk nothing meant by it. hahaha

[pmt1103]

@MrShizzleism BECOUSE HES KYLE lol

[kahzow]

@MrShizzleism because he is a genius!

[lucariox2o]

@MrShizzleism the surgar or he hands would burn of awesomenes

[Megido]

@MrShizzleism LSD.

[RyuzakiL1994]

@MrShizzleism Because he's absolutely batshit crazy.

[SparkzkCola]

i sleep walk i nerly fell down the steps and i almost peed on my bro and iun the frege

[ishallroxursox]

I also talked in my sleep whilst sleeping at my bffs I scfreamed out "NO BITCH GIMME MY FUCKIN GUMDROPS YOU CANDYCANE WHORE!" I have no idea what I was talking about but it sounds awesome :D

[ishallroxursox]

Apprently when I was around 4 I sleep walked to the fridge, opened it and tried to piss in it. O_O 

[MsBlackKitty666]

I once was sleepwalking and ended up in the backyard spooning my dog.....no sex...it was so weird and my sister came to me saying "sis what the fuck, you have been screaming gibberish words all night and now you went to spoon the dog.." I laughed

[GotItMemorized2X8]

I stayed at my friends house, and we fell asleep upstairs and i woke up in the tub =.=;

[KittyMel05]

I remember when this video came out, I nearly pissed in my pants laughing at this xD I watch it today, same effect! :D

[autisimrulez13]

This is made on the day of my b-day which my food sir's is TODAY!

[joeysnutz35]

my bro jr spent the night at my house and i woke up in the morning to take out the trash and he was on the doormat outside pretty weird .

[stewiekid13]

i fell down the stairs 3 times sleep walking

[1411alexis]

my bro got up in the middle of the nite (sleeping) and said this food from the barn is fucking good my mom and i said what barn and he waz starting 2 lay down and say that fucking barn rite there and got all his fingers kissed them or something and put them up in the air and went back 2 sleep lol XD

[LilMotegi]

Every thing is GREAT

[DfeNsIvEmAn52]

even in death, you're still a stupid fuck. love it

[xxk33g4nxx]

... It's 11 at night and he's wearing the same sweater vest he saved his best friend's life with?

I love this guy,

[xxk33g4nxx]

I love this guy. 

[Natenapalm2]

i was sleeping over at my friends house and i woke up with her peeing in the laundry basket >.>

[h3adcrabbio]

@Natenapalm2 sounds hot

[Natenapalm2]

@h3adcrabbio

lol not really haha XD 

[rdjgirl012]

I step-dad got up sleepwalking and almost pissed on me. I was like Justin don't let him piss on me is he asleep? Oh btw Justin is my boyfriend, that is growing a gotee to look like Kyle(:::

[roboticmechasyndrome]

one time. my friend got up (asleep). walked to the back of my couch. limbed up on the top of it. then laid back down.....on the back of the couch.....

[LedFlinger]

Now its time to play with my pants!!

NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT!

[GTzVidz]

I've seen a lot of weird things like duck butt sex they attacked me then orgasmed on my clothes fucking disturbing as a mother duck fucking west side mexican

[MPandaSauce2]

Does Damion actual sleep walk and talk at the same time in his sleep? Just curious.

Because I have the same problem except i talk and toss in my sleep. One time i was on a school trip to D.C. and someone heard me say " Snipers up above!!!" but I want dreaming anything involveing war, It was mostly me at a very nice place playing either Halo or Dead Space (aka I am a huge fan of that game), so yea.

Just wanted to know that's all. lol :)

[thewolfisawake]

4:45 is that a straw on the counter?

[TheRealSonicYouth]

@thewolfisawake no it most certainly is not!

[thewolfisawake]

@TheRealSonicYouth Hahaha I know it was a stupid question but I was like wtf is that?!

[chance3658]

i beat the shit out of the ground when i sleep walk

[foreverabbey24]

"now its time to play with my pants."

"NOOO it most certainly is not!"

hahahaa i love that parttt:)

[ceilingcatlover1331]

ohkay kyle and damian should have gotten a movie deal instead of that unfunny chipmunk talking twat fred...

thumbs up if you agree!!

[tanner1467]

"hey damien i got a present for you." (flips damein off)

wwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttttt!­!!!!!! (points finger at kyle)

[stalkeraxD]

yeaaaaaaah Mountain DEW!

[ceilingcatlover1331]

"now its time to piss in my pants"

"NO it most certainly is not"

roflmfao XD

[thearrowpoint]

i went to my top bunkbed in my room with the door closed and woke up on the couch in the living room i dont know how i got there but the tv was on so was the light they werent on went when i went to bed

[edsmoves]

DONT SHIT IN MY HOUSE o.o lol hilarious

better button ur buttons cuz its getting cold out o.- very hilarious

now its time for me to...my pants> kyle: NO it most certainly is not!= omfg i pissed my pants

[TheImmortalWeapon]

@edsmoves toast my pants :)

[BloodGutsShit]

I remember I was sleepwalking in the middle of the night and I couldn't see anything. I kept walking into the walls and the door of my room over and over.

When I hit my head I woke up and was freaking the fuck out because I really couldn't see anything.

Turns out the electricity was out, and it was darker in my room because my window was covered up to keep out sunlight during the day.

Boy, did I feel like an idiot.

[MrGreaper596]

rofl @ 1:55 why is he holding a minute made with oven mitts?

[RPBiohazard]

$1.25 for a Mountain Dew? Fuck that, a bottle soda costs $2.00 in MY dorm >=(

[chunterb297]

I was sleepwalking and took a piss.

[hellfawx]

1. love the ending 2. i was like 8 i slept walked into the kitchen pissed in the garbage can screamed FUCKING PISS NUGGET ASSMCLLUCKFUCKS and crawled onto the counter and woke up an hour later in the kitchen sink

[TheYomamashouse]

dont shit in my house!!!!!!!

[XxGavinRMxX]

i use to sleep walk and say it was to pink

[MetallicaGHgta4ever]

how could damien have his eyes opened that long

[TheThsmdx]

i found my cousin was sleep humpng

[r6nd0m9uy]

I found a sleepwalking guy in my kitchen. I didn't even know him he just walked into my house!

[Brett2031]

i sleep Walk :/, i sleep walked 5 blocks from my house, into the woods....no joke..seriously, we lock all doors at night now >.<

[KingsOfNarNar]

"now its time to play with my pants"

"NO, it most sertanly is not!" god i actually had to pause the video to laugh at that. i think he really is sleep walking tho cuz hes not blinking his eyes...

[xXxYouBeTrollinxXx]

Don't hate on fat ppl they need love to!

[cwazyboii12]

they have told me dat i sleep walk and tlk during my sleep

[greenday2themax]

''I'm alive''

''WHAT THE FUCK?!''

[jasonvoorheesfan606]

my bro got up randomly looked at my parents pointed at them and demanded for his danm ds he was 10

[TheBoyofnothing]

while i was sleeping i paid justin bieber a visit

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[juliejohnny]

My mom said I was sleepwalking and I was getting in to the dish washer and trowing random stuff away spoons and forks.

[cursedveng122]

It's time to play with my pants ..... NO IT IS NOT

[ChoodaDoo]

My brother once had told his friends in his sleep that he has no pants. :D

[saltyoceanwater]

lol i like reading all the stories!!

[skyeeANDjaycee]

That's fucking funny, dude you should add me on youtube, I love your Videos, you make up funny shit, you should totally give me some notes about this stuff, because Im shit at this stuff!

Cheers (: xxoo

[FunkyOrangePandas]

My mom used to sleepwalk and one time she thought george washington was trying to steal the pictures in our house so she took down all of the paintings and pictures then buried them under clothes in her closet. Another time she was at a meeting for her work, they were staying the night in a hotel and she was sleepwalking on a highway

[angrybumblebee357]

i used to sleepwalk and talk when i was like 10 and once my mom told me that i went downstairs to the living room opened the window and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU A UNICORN?!?! EAT THAT TWINKIE!!!!"

[TheDieselGene]

Epic voice "I'm alive." Kyle "WHAT THE FUCK!"

[wcwfan33412]

i went to the bathroom and i herd thumping i walked out of the bathroom she summer salted to a face plant on the floor it was halarious

[Cmpunkfan4life93]

"Well there goes my theory that your to stupid to die" lol thats funny :)

[NuggetBlaster51]

My parents told me that when i was 13 i walked into their room and stood over my mom just saying " Im gonna go to bed in my room...Ok?" over and over again.

[Shuffle4TheKids]

KYLE YOUR SO HOT!!! :)

[Mimiruxx]

I appearently talk in my sleep. I said in a dramatic actor voice randomly, "Its all fun and games once you hit 85... FOR THAT MATTER... 75..."

[campsaint]

i peed in a trash can

[campsaint]

i caught my older brother pee in my trash can

[xXCWALDROUPXx]

YOUTUBE MADE A SKIP AD FUNCTION!! :O!!!! LIKE THIS IF YOU GOT IT TOO!

[Channybbe13]

damian looks like evil monkey from family guy at the end

[crapmypantz]

i sleepwalk

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

"I'M ALIVE!"

"What the f---?!"

Haha disappointment? XD

[sasori1587]

DONT SH*T IN MY HOUSE!

YOU BETTER BUTTON YOUR BUTTONS CAUSE ITS COLD OUTSIDE!

AND NOW ITS TIME TA TAKE OFF MY PANTS!,NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT!

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

@sasori1587 I thought he said "It's time to play inside my pants!"

[thisis26]

my dad and his friends were having a poker night, I slept walked all the way down two sets of long stairs, went up to the table, stole all the poker chips went back to my room and guarded them for over an hour and then went back to sleep. XD

[101zeldagirl]

My friend slept walked,and scare the shit out of he mom.I sleepsing and grind my teeth.

"ITS TIME TO PLAY WITH MY PANTS!" "NO,it most certainly is not!" LOL!!!

And! When Damian is on the floor dead,I thought he looked quite cute.Any 1 else?

[19casey94]

lmao i will never get sick of that ending =D

[Soap1is1awsome]

"im alive" "OH WHAT THE FUCK" thumbs up if you smiled or laughed at that part.

[tycintyler]

@Soap1is1awsome lol so did i it was so funny

[HellzDagger]

@Soap1is1awsome  that part was fucking funny

[LamaBoy5678]

ive sleept walk once you don't want to know want happened

[radioheadfan993]

@LamaBoy5678 What happened? :D

[TheButtholemassacre]

YOU BETTER BUTTON YOUR BUTTONS, CAUSE ITS GETTING COLD OUTSIDE!

[boobsdd123]

WUK5K