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  • humour is subjective, and i understand that different people like different things. but that doesn't change the fact that if you like michael mckintyre, i hope that you trip over and chip your tooth on the edge of a bin

  • They are friends retards it's a fucking joke he's reading of a script.

  • I love both Frankie and Michael's comedy. Frankie's so scathing and offensive and Michael's incredibly happy and bubbly. They're opposite sides of the spectrum, I don't really think you can compare their totally different styles

  • Michael McIntyre is shit

  • Why do people insist on putting "offensive" in quote marks as if it isn't true?

  • @andrewkilroyable because not everybody will find it offensive.

  • @JallenMeodia Not everyone will find anything like anything. That doesn't mean we're going to put everything in quote marks.

  • @andrewkilroyable oh, "sorry"

  • @StanPomeray Please, take your quote marks and shove 'em up your arse.

  • We love you Michael McIntyre!

  • aww poor Micheal

  • Frankie is a legend and is not afraid to say what he thinks but Michael mackintyre is hilarious enough said

  • Michael Mcintrye is bland, shit and totally undeserving of all the success he's had.

    Frankie Boyle on the other hand, is a genuis.

  • @sprintersacre1 Nope....anyone can put up offeinsive reactions/comments. McIntyre is an observer. Genius???? you just outed yourself there bigman!

  • @sprintersacre1 I agree, but can you imagine if he was a judge on Britons Got talent,

    awww...

  • i hate sausages

  • Opinion is opinion not fact, get over it bitchesss

  • I liked Michael McIntyre before this massive hype and I still think he is one of the funniest comedians, so to me he is not over rated. However, this is my opinion and all comedians wouldn't be successful if everyone found everyone funny. I also think Frankie Boyle is funny! Although, I'm not usually a fan of people finding humour for the simple fact they make fun of people. (not because I am offended- I Love it! I just prefer observational comedy as I think it's cleverer).

    To sum up- Haha.

  • For a true assessment of mcintyre's stand up performance please see stewart lee's song about the toaster that always burns the bread

  • @capitalistdownfall I think stewart lee is shit

  • Michael McIntryre's about as funny as cancer

  • @whixley how can u say that, ? michael mcintyre is a comedy genius, one of the best around

  • @j03hill16 "comedy genius" you need to get out more!

  • @j03hill16 comedy genius - george carlin, bill bailey, eddie izzard, mitch hedberg, richard pryor

    you really put mcintyre alongside these, he basically tells over exaggerated fart jokes

  • @Justice1Beaver And he laughs at his own jokes. I fucking hate that.

  • @Justice1Beaver You missed out Rowan Atkinson, Dylan Moran and Jack Dee.

  • @Maca68 i did indeed, there are so many comics infinatly better than that fat pierce brosnan look a like its not funny!

    my current favorite is reginald d hunter, hilarious

  • @whixley yes, only a select few could make them seem funny

  • am i the only 'comedy toff' eg. picky person who actually likes michael mcintyre....his standup was like the UK office, just blew up out of nowhere cos it was fresh and new. watch his 'train' routine, genius. Boyle on the other hand might be a panel show legend but his stand up is shit, just stands there insulting people minus the wit

  • I could sum up the overreactions in here with eight words:

    MY WIDE ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!!!!

  • mcintyre's dvds are brilliant

  • @thebounceknight yeah for throwing out the fucking window

  • @gogreenranger87 lol i know the first one was bed but hello wembly is funny

  • People get so self righteous on these comments. Chill the fuck out. And if you don't like Frankie Boyle, I DARE you to say it to his face...if you can afford the subsequent therapy

  • *owns

  • @pec104 I saw this video in the sidebar, and was overcome with the urge to mock the uploader for their poor grammar. Alas, the comment I had in mind wasn't as funny as yours, so I'll content myself with thumbing it up.

    Seriously though, 'Own's'? For fuck's sake, man.

  • @Tool9395 only a sith deals in absolutes

  • Michael Mcintyre needs to fuck off.

  • *Frankle Boyle says "offensive" joke*

    Youtubers: "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

  • @bloocuttlefish "Well we don't know what else to do. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!"

  • @bloocuttlefish got just the right number of rabbles in there

  • frankie boyles books are QUALITY

  • Is Frankie Boyle still famous?

  • Why do people just stick in apostrophes whenever a word ends in an S? oh maaaan >___>

  • @LegalVampire who do people just stick in extra vowels like annoying teenage girls?

  • @Tool9395 Because I am portraying how the word would sound if I was saying it aloud & to add emphasis, much like one would put an exclamtion mark at the end of a sentance, kaaaaay? ;-)

  • And some retards still don't know what "owning" someone means.

  • Oops! You made a mistake there Frank. You mistaken the words "Michael McIntyre" and "Frankie Boyle" again. Silly Frankie!

  • @TheAfroThunder1 That's a terrible joke...Still better than Michael McIntyre

  • @tenaciousd1888 I wasn't joking, I was stating the obvious.

  • @tenaciousd1888 lol, WTF, arrow to the knee.

  • It's a fucking joke.

  • I love both of them, so i just take this as a joke, as it's supposed to be, unlike some of the people trying to 'stand up' for their favourite...

  • Frankie Boyle is a moron

  • Stewart Lee owns both Frankie Boyle AND Michael McIntyre!

  • Both Frankie Boyle and Michael McIntyre are funny. The world is big enough that there can exist more than one funny person at any one time. They simply do different styles of comedy. I like both but prefer Michael McIntrye as he is funny, often hilarious, without needing to be vicious and insulting. Generally I lament many so-called comedians' reliance on profanity, shock, poisonous invective and SHOUTING.

    Ronnie Barker, RIP, never had to nor would have countenanced stooping so low.

  • @MrMikomi Stooping so low? You think profanity is stooping low??

    Ronnie Barker's stuff doesn't hold up at all man. When was the last time you actually laughed out loud at something he said?

  • Michael Mcintyre is 10x funnier than Frankie Boyle. I think most legit comedians would agree on that.

    Frankie Boyle is a cunt. His entire approach to comedy is shock. Most comedians rely on that for 1 or 2 jokes per set, his whole comedic persona is based around it. Mcintyre isn't exactly a versatile comic, but I'd much rather listen to mildly amusing observational comedy, than obnoxious, unfunny, stale, poorly delivered jokes about taboo subjects that arent that funny in the first place.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl

    Macintyre is an irritating little twat who does silly voices and screams to make dumb people laugh. Much like Lee Evans except that Macintyre has a much, much more annoying face.

  • @ChainsawVsGod Well then you must be laughing your socks off every time you see him.

  • @MrMikomi

    Very good.

  • @ChainsawVsGod

    He actually used to be a very good observational comic. And then just became an observer, without much emphasis on the comedy. Agreed the silly high voices and stuff are dumb, but he's only gotten shit because he's found a pattern that's worked and he's sold out. He's still capable of being very funny, he'd just prefer to make money/satisfy his ego. Nothing wrong with that.

    Boyle, on the other hand, is just categorically not funny.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl It really annoys me when people like you mistake opinion for fact. Just because you don't think Frankie Boyle is funny, that doesn't automatically mean he's not. I think he's very funny and so do millions of other people, so he must be doing something right. I personally don't find Michael McIntyre funny but that doesn't mean he isn't, it just means his style of comedy isn't for me. It's my personal opinion, it's not a fact.

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x Well said. We must respect each other's opinions.

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x Doesn't surprise me that your name is "HollyoaksGirlx69x". God, you're stupid.

    Do you honestly think everyone should just go around stating that every opinion they give is an opinion? "It's my opinion that Frankie Boyle isn't funny." Really?

    I expect people to be intelligent enough to know that "Frankie Boyle isn't funny" is an opinion, just as "Frankie Boyle wears glasses" is fact. I don't have to use the word "opinion" or "fact" to justify that.

    Cretin.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl agreed! I hate it when people do that, it's a way of sounding intelligent without actually saying anything intelligent at all.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl Ah, the good old ''I'll insult your username as a comeback because I can't think of anything better'' Lol and 'Do you honestly think everyone should just go around stating that every opinion they give is an opinion?' That doesn't even make sense.Yeah, I kind of do. That's why it's called an OPINION. The word is in the dictionary, look it up if you wish. And since we're insulting each other, I shall call you a mongoloid. I got that one from Frankie Boyle! :D

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x It's called an Opinion, therefore we should always state it's an opinion??? God. Fuck this. You're an idiot. Go back to clinging to every word Frankie Boyle says.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl fucking faggot., just go and kill yourself you useless twat. do us all a fucking favour.

  • @JuStHeReByMe You sound angry man. You should go have a wank or eat some crisps or something.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl I like how you have the audacity to call other people stupid when you think 2 completely different words mean the same thing. Idiot.

  • @Youicansee At what point did I say I thought they meant the same thing? My point was exactly the opposite of that. I don't think you read it properly. Read it again.

    My point was that you don't have to state that something is an opinion or a fact, because normal people are intelligent enough to tell the difference. If I say "Frankie Boyle has glasses", that's a fact, but I don't have to say it's fact. Same way if I say "Frankie Boyle isn't funny", I don't have to say it's opinion.

  • @Wharrrrrgarbl 'Opinion' and 'fact' have two completely different meanings. Just sayin.

  • @XxTheKFactorxX I'm perfectly aware of that. When did I say otherwise?

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x oh amy, you and your army of fans. *sigh*

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x What an incredibly boring comment.

  • @247custard Thanks man! I try my best :)

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x What so do you expect people to say 'in my opinion' every time they express an opinion? Maybe he thought people would have the intelligence to figure out the difference between fact and opinion. Frankie Boyle isn't funny at all, just repetitive pseudo-offensive non-humour. Also your name lmao.....

  • @Tool9395 lol, you're so stupid XD i'm cracking up here. btw fact and opinion have two different meanings, if you look around you'll find a book called the oxford english dictionary, it's a great book and you can find the meanings to all different words in there! you should try it :)

  • @itwontgoaway Umm right, I think you're struggling to comprehend what I wrote. Let me explain, if I say something like Coldplay are shit, clearly I am expressing an opinion, I don't need to say 'in my opinion, Coldplay are shit' because anyone with regular cognitive function would realise I'm expressing an opinion, then again anyone with any cognitive function would recognise aforementioned opinion as fact.. but I've digressed.

  • @itwontgoaway You're a retard. Nobody here has been in any doubt about the difference between the words "fact" and "opinion".

  • @Tool9395 Twat.

  • @dontfretyet Magnet. This is the random word game right?

  • @Tool9395 This.

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x You're so stupid Amy! Do you not know that opinion does not mean opinion, it means a completely unrelated word?? Words do not mean what they actually mean nowadays, they mean something totally different! How could you be so silly!?

  • @dontfretyet ... You've missed the point entirely.

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x Amazing how quickly you stopped posting when you realised how wrong you were.

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x Your name is HollyoaksGirlx69x, I cannot take your answer to be valid nor serious.

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x No, no, you're absolutely right. Michael McIntyre is fucking terrible. Well said, missus : )

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  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x Well said! 100% agreed!

  • @HollyoaksGirlx69x I like Frankie Boyle too, but the numbers defence never works for any argument.

  • He's not owning him because Michael isn't there. Both are funny tho.

  • Michael Mcintyre rocks. Frankie Boyle rocks. But Mike's nice

  • Its not an owning, its just fag!

  • seriously if you are bitching about this then your a dumb fuck the whole point in frankie or anyone one else is to make a joke get a grip

  • I love Micheal McIntyre _and_ Frankie Boyle. You can't say that Boyle "owned" him by saying this as it was clearly a joke. I can say something was shit, it doesn't mean I automatically "own" someone.

  • I love listening to this clip!

  • @milesdavisblackmx5

    Even the most junior journalist or copywriter knows that copy appropriation is about using already published material in such a way as to avoid the accusation of plagiarism or breach of copyright. So, either you are not a journalist, which I suspect is the case, or you are being completely disingenuous while hoping that no journalist will read your post and catch you in a lie. Guess what? I AM a journalist and you have been found out.

  • @milesdavisblackmx5 "...illiterate and/or knowledge fail..."? What the fuck is that?

  • @ghengilhar Naaah mountains

  • this dude shouldnt throw stones in a glass house

  • I don't know what McIntyre has done, but the vast majority of comedians seem to have ganged up against him.

    Apart from Britain's Got Talent, that should not go unpunished.

  • @DrumTrimmings88 because he's a joke stealing asshole basically.

  • 'The best british comedian going owns the most overrated british comedian going.' Oh because that's not a personal opinion at all.

  • Michael Mcintyre is in fact a very average, overrated comedian. Just stands on stage and talk in his silly, girly posh voice about obvious everyday problems. Frankie is a fucking genius and sharper than any other comedian out there.

  • Frankies brand of comedy is just great. Defo my fave comedian.

  • because frankie boyle's program and dvd were such a success.

  • Wow, I bet he spent tons of effort thinking that one up...

  • It's funny cos it's true.

  • i got a question how much are these comedians away from home look at jeff dunham he got a divorce because he was away from home doing tours around the world.

  • Michael McIntyre is as funny as a lethal anthrax pandemic, and he looks like a healthy Bill Hicks which is quite frankly insulting. Frankie Boyle looks like a Proclaimer, and is a legend :D

  • he is shit, he talks about every day things people have already actually thought about or not because they dont matter and present them in a funny voice or extreme actions. can stand him :L posh dickhead. FRANKIE BOYLE FO LYF YEAAAHH

  • mcintyre is a plagarist and just waited for his dad to die before nickin his material and passin it off as his own

  • LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE. COMEDIANS ALWAYS DO THIS.

  • Hardly 'owns' him .. Comedians always take the piss out of each other - especially on panel shows like Mock the Week or Never Mind The Buzzcocks

  • i dont get it, they are comedians and will understand each other. You think mcintire gives a shit? he doesnt. frankie probably finds him hilarious and so does micheal him.

  • He is a comedian ... he made a JOKE ?

  • @sparkyinbath No he should throw rocks.

  • @TheAlternativeNerd Nah he should throw boulders!

  • wouldn't it be awkward if michael was watching this?

  • No one owned anyone. This is Never Mind The Buzzcocks. It RUNS on taking the piss out of everyone and everything, no one is safe!

  • err...i hste this guy and love michael mcintyre so i'm gonna have a nice rant and bring up the a joke frankie boyle made about katie price's disabled son harvey. michael mcintyre makes people laugh by talking about normal things not this stupid shite. boyle is prick!

    if you like him fair enough i dont know why but you do, so i hate this bastard coz hes jelous that michael can make a joke without having big media attention coz it was offensive

    this dumb spoiled piece of catsbollox

  • I think that people are having trouble understanding that this is a joke...A JOKE!

  • Michael McIntyre is so over-rated, women love him because of his simpleton mannerisms and squeeky voice, it's like comedy for retards. Boyle uses the thing between his ears to make people laugh, very few comics do.

  • all boyle does is fucking insult other people and make the audience feel uncomfortable. Taking the piss out of other great comedians won't make him a better one.

  • How can anyone consider Boyle a comedian? all he does is spout racist, sexist, harsh, disgusting, & perverted jokes. McIntyre is actually funny and doesn't need to cuss 10x in one sentence to make u laugh

  • I wish you could delete other people's videos off Youtube cos I'd delete this piece of shit. It's not funny, it's not ownage, and there's no apostrophe in "owns". I wouldn't mind Frankie Fuckface being offensive if he could just be funny or clever for once, but apparently that's far too much to ask

  • i feel like most of McIntyre jokes are obvious observations, so i like other comedians

  • they're both gd

  • Everyone I know loves him-but me and my family hate him.

    "What's the deal with cats??" -STFHU!!!!!

  • Micheal mcintyre is funnier then Frankie. I like them both but if frankie didn't have his jokes about harvey price and jade goody etc etc, he'd have nothing. Michael mcintyre is a lot more naturally funny then frankie boyle.

  • @itsallreal but he's too.. bland. the stuff mcintyre says are jokes for kids.

  • @GlophTheweb i disagree. but such is life i suppose.

  • i think the comparrisons made between the music industry and comedy are good. Michael McIntyre is unnofensive, mainstream and easy to 'get' like certain modern pop groups like Coldplay. Boyle is agressive, political and controversial like Slayer....i really hate Coldplay :)

  • McIntyre lacks many HUGE laugh jokes whereas Frankies shows are full of REALLY funny stuff.

  • Frankie Boyle in 10 years time: "who?"

    McIntyre: "yeah he's great"

  • I laughed, even though I LOVE McIntyre, (fav comedian) I still laughed xD

  • Fuckin hell he read it off the auto cue its not his opinion!! idiots

  • 'The placement of apostrophes owns CMakaveli91'

  • McIntyre is really good actually. He makes everyday observations, but looks at them on a microscopic levels. Boyle shouldn't throw stones.

  • @sparkyinbath If MM did not have such a annoying voice I might like him.

  • @sparkyinbath I think it's more friendly competition, of course comedians are going to be vying against each other and he was just playing on that rivalry. Of course, he could always just have thought he was shit anyway XD

    But I agree, MM is a great comedian.

  • @sparkyinbath Its a joke they probably get on well in real life

  • @sparkyinbath McIntyre isn't the least funny comedian I can think of, but I do want to punch him in the face every time I see him. 

  • @sparkyinbath it a joke he not throwing stones these guys dont actually mean what they say like McIntyre said his kid said no jews and he told a old jewish lady his name was adolf he didnt really do it it just for comedy effect.

  • @sparkyinbath It's a joke.

  • @IIzRandom yeah maybe but it's common knowledge that Mcintyre is generally looked down upon by his peers.

  • @sparkyinbath It's a joke..

  • @sparkyinbath Totally agree, I think Boyle isgood but McIntyre can be genuinely hilarious without being offensive or derogatory. I think he's just jealous at McIntyre's commercial success.

  • @JeffUK Frankie Boyle jealous of Micheal McIntyre??? You're funnier than both of them combined xD

  • @sparkyinbath oh everyone slags everyone off in these panel shows. he was probably kidding. or even if he really doesnt like him it doesnt really matter...

  • @sparkyinbath You can't use the word actually to get your opinion across as if it's a fact. Wankstain.

  • @roskell95 HAha. Why don't you go fuck yourself.

  • @sparkyinbath On more then one occasion I've seen McIntyre steal jokes from other comedians and alter "them on a microscopic level". Unless you have the sense of humour of a cucumber he is completely unfunny, with the exception of his face.

  • @sparkyinbath McIntyre is good if your a loser or a middle aged housewife.

  • @Vimtox Yeah that's the opinion that i'm talking about. The opinion of people who don't know anything about stand up.

  • @sparkyinbath McIntyre is woeful, as is Frankie Boyle.... although, his summary he was a very good observation

  • @sparkyinbath Agreed. McIntyre's a lot easier to watch too, and I don't feel like a bad human being if I laugh at his jokes. Frankie's... well, when I laugh there's a part of me thinking "I'm so going to Hell."

  • I have 2 testicules but only one penis, why is this? My penis is very small and withered,  Its like an oversized clitoris whatever one of those is.

  • @JOOP60606 /watch?v=T0WvJrEuJTk&feature=r­elated

  • McIntyre is a clown,he is an insult to comedy,he is symptomatic of the stagnation in entertainment(Wasn't he a judge on some shite singing show?)He is a fat fat fuck in a suit twittering about nonsense and conservative boring corporate shites pay for the privilegeof being lightly amused in a safe and sterile way.

    The likes of Boyle and Carlin are needed to wake people from their comfort and apathy

  • @Leinster4life13 And there I was thinking that jokes that aren't funny are the insult to comedy... Just because Frankie Boyle and Carlin are more offensive doesn't make them better

  • @fenderbasskd offensive or telling the truth? Do you remember the furor over George carlins 7 dirty words?,he caused a court case relating to freedom of speech.

    Do you remember last year frankie boyle was castigated for his description of the MOD as the Dept of niggerbombing? Well I think the Kenyans,Yemeni's,Omanis and the Iraqis would agree with Boyle

    Crudity in comedy by itself is not funny, but when it is thought provoking and challenges social convention/norms,it has a purpose

  • @Leinster4life13 the thing is michael mcintyre is actually one of the most successful comedians in the present day. the reason he does other stuff like judging on talent shows is so he can get more money for the upkeep of his family (he said that on an interview i watched) personally i have quite a varied taste in comedy so i like both boyle and mcintyre but i dont think that anyone should insult someone elses hard work just because it doesnt suit their tastes

  • michael mcintyre is the most popular comedian....he is way more successful than frankie boyle and he's funnier, michael mcintrye is actually funny whereas frankie boyle "NEEDS" to be offensive to make people laugh

  • @TheXwatts Michael Mclntyre is bollocks