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  • Random: Have you read TFiOS?

  • that happens to me all the time... interesting...

    then I start thinking about where I could have been if such and such happened differently.

    Not bad stuff, just like maybe I could have been a pilot instead of an artiest type stuff... but some artiest I turned out to be...GAH! Sorry I just snapped my self with a rubber band I'm trying to kill the negative thoughts- & its 2AM and I wish I was maid out of pudding... such a weird thought... but is it negative?

    U probably wont read this anyway. GAH!

  • Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank

    Give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world

  • There needs to be more Driftless Pony Club closer to the Los Angeles area, preferably Long Beach >.>

  • hi

  • The weird thing is..... I was itching my head when the "Noggin Cream" ad came up.... And then when he said "Head itches?" at the end, it made my head itch... WEIRD.

  • Madison, thats where I live! too bad i didn't discover you until very recently..

  • You lost weight wheezy

  • Hooray, finally another person who uses the word "dingas" :3

  • @yevrah66 Pøśt ã vįd àñd thēñ łęt mē kñōw whëń įtš ôñ ÿôür çhäñńëł

  • I spotted nerdfighters in the audience.

  • i can turn invisible when no one is looking

  • Orrr, switch the first letter in a cople of words around. For example--

    Hamster. Tattoo, = Tamster. Mattoo.

    - Candy. Fart. = Fandy. Cart.

    - Yeah.

  • This is going to sound fake but i can talk backwards quickly too!

    Also i can say supercalafragalisticexpealadoc­ius Backwards

  • you ddnt post the link :(

  • HAHA! awesome dude!! favorite line : "civic... civic... oh wait said that one backwards" ha sooo good

  • so ur thoughts dont have to start from scratch :')

  • "I just had one of those moments where you retrace every step through your life to figure out how you got to this point."

    God that made me laugh so hard.

    I have those moments all the time.

  • Nerdfighters in the crowd.... 3:00

  • Lulz, I was watching this on my ipod an I totally though that I got a notification each time that sound came on

  • You're funny, why was I not subscribed to you.

  • @GeminiDoodle there's no good reason xP

  • THATS CAUSE THEY'RE HIDDEN DINKUS

  • Who else looked at their iPhone at 0:50 lol

  • Man you actually spend time on this shit..

  • wheeeezyyy waiter!!! *WINK*

  • you own allot of wigs for a man.

  • DRIFTLESS PONY CLUB UK TOUR PLEASE CRAIG!

    ;)

  • Nice shirt.

  • NEW COUCH!!!!

  • His beard; it's as if it pours out of his nose.

  • Dinkis LMAO XD

  • Dud3 honestly u look like a piece of shit

  • @KiddsockTV I realized that, It was kind of late at night on Wednesday when I wrote it and didn't think he was going to put up a video for that day ,':{D)

  • exampling, love it

  • NERDFIGHTERS FTW

  • When he said the thing about blinking did anyone else immediately start blinking a lot because their eyes felt dry?

  • Again niaga = nigga

  • Hm. When you say things "backwards," you aren't saying the same sounds in reverse, which is what I would have thought initially. Instead, you're saying the words as they were *spelled* in reverse.

  • Hehe I was just scratching my head when the iphone ad for an 'ichy head' popped up :P

  • COZ THAT'S, COZ, IT'S COZ THEY'RE HIDDEN, DINGUS!

  • And when you retrace how you got to this place, you realize it was all pure awesome!

  • I watched this on my phone.

  • 11 people have no talent

  • You got something against the east coast wheezy? If the Driftless Pony Club plays at Whitlow's in Clarendon VA, I'll build an igloo in my parents backyard in sleep in it overnight.

  • When your phone went off, I immediately reached for mine.

  • ¡ʇıpuɐq ʎzǝǝɥM

  • i was the really excited one in madison

  • What happened to explosion Wednesday's wheezywaiter

  • @girdog11 This is Tuesday's Video.

  • I mind it so awesome that DPC went to Marquette, MI. I have a bunch of family there and it's one of my favorite places ever. though, admittedly, I've only been there in the summer.

  • Did Wheezy say Dinkus? haha awesome

  • wheezy waiter, i love you.

  • Wheezy reminds me of Steve Brule from Tim and Eric!

  • Wheezy, you look like my Skyrim character. HUGE BEARD!

  • Wheezy Waiter Retiaw Yzeehw! !!!

  • Wheezy needs to stop making out with his new girl friend on his new couch and make a new video! It's explosion wendsday for crying out loud...ok, it's considerably a thing but still

  • hahaha well it is michigan so expect icy roads and sidewalks ;) i hate living here honestly.. i coulda went to see you i only live 2 hours away from marquette

  • og yzeew !!

  • it's "explosion wednesday"!!!

    ... yep! definetly a thing!

  • Wheezy do something against ACTA

    you have the power ;)

  • Hahahaa "I also did it with did". See what you did there......

  • Barefoot Bandit.....my hero!

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  • What is really awesome about this video is that the advert next to it is about a cure for male baldness.. It's like they knew what his video was about and did the most ironic advert.

  • "civic. oh i said that backwards"

    oh you... :)

  • wow those roads were icey ._.

  • Dinkus....

    

  • Nice vid Wheezy.

  • Why...won't my XBox let me watch Wheezy? *pouty*

  • Today after gym class, I figured I had forgot to bring clean socks with me, so I was like "oh snap, now I have to wear my old, stinky socks...... RAWK SAWK!" And then I couldn't get "RAWK SAWK" out of my head!

  • haha,, shave your beard and quite sponsoring that crap bad of yours 

  • wheezys freestyle shoe-sliding. :D

    

  • when your phone went off i thought it was mine.. dammn you wheezy i felt popular for a sec

  • People who dislike are lame. I'm sitting at the hospital while my wife is in labor watching this on my phone. Yeah Wheezy Waiter! Maybe I can talk my wife into naming the baby Craig.

  • @rockthemic12 You are a good one dear sir

  • that's what happens when you visit the upper peninsula and not the lower one.. ice

  • @3:35 EPIC HUMOR! CRAIG you are awesome... from the Philippines.

  • My dad walked in on this video and thought you were Wil Wheaton.

  • Yay go wheezy! You should make another band from clones and have them sell millions for your own personal gain!

  • Ya wheezys definetly gettin some, old wheezy woulda face platned tryin to slide down that ice road new wheezy does it like a BOSS

  • do not make a music clone, he will obviously try to steal the band from you.

  • Hey Google. Porn please.

  • Thought that was my phone at first.

  • Wheezy you are incredibly entertaining.

  • IN THEORY we harmonize a lot. Music theory. I thought it was so clever, the first thirty times I heard it.

  • the last ten letters of the description express my reaction to this video

  • Wheezy, are you a brony? o:

  • wait, weezy did it with Did? who's Did? other girlfriend? weezy is a player!

  • What if Toby Heely-ed the crap out of that road?

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  • 3:00 Beardlover/Nerdfighter intersection

  • i still want you to build an igloo maybe thats a hidden talent

  • Build the frikin igloo

  • I have a hidden talent, every time I watch your videos I notice something new about your couch...by the way is that a new couch?

  • IGLOO!

  • WHEEZY YOURE A LIAR. on your website you gave us a link that said friend wheezy on facebook but it was actually a fan page! you got my hopes up!

  • Hey guys, I'm a hypocrite for doing this but, I'm a new YouTuber and I was wondering if you could check out my videos, I was inspired by LiveLavaLive and especially WheezyWaiter, probably the reason why I began to make videos, I don't mean to be a copy but I may sub-consciencly. If you like Wheezy, don't hesitate to check my videos as well. Sorry for the advertising but I feel this is an easy way.

  • Thank you, i appreciate it. i dont appreciate the state of our economy, but i appreciate the applause.

  • LOL at the ending.

    XD

  • IGLOO

  • the end of this video is AMAZING

  • Hey, s'up Oh Bearded One, I have a question, oh Lord of the Coffee: IGLOO!?

  • WHAT!? i was also itching my head. this is weird shit...

  • The ending was...interesting.

    Actually this video was really funny woop

  • Wheezy, do you remember the eagle's name? Well? DO YOU?

    Of course you do! (ppsst. PPSSST.. WHEEZY.. It's Pwoitgslfsk)

  • I was waiting for band aids :D

  • When Wheezy begs for money for his projects and shirts and stuff it makes me like him a LOT less...

  • can anyone hear the humming noise in the background?

  • "Head itches? Try noggin cream so your thoughts don't have to start from SCRATCH!" LOL

  • Dinkus!

  • you r def the best clone montage person :) !!

  • I thought Toby was going to pop up and yell "SPONSOR!"

  • DAD?!?

  • YOU ARE NOT THE REAL WEEZY WAITER!

    THE REAL WEEZY WAITER WAS KILLED IN "April Fools Hangover"

    YOU ARE A CLONE! NOW TO THE ALLIGATOR PIT TO YOU!

  • Nerdfighter spotting at 3:00! DFTBA!

  • you sampled the hell out of that street!

  • this made me think of the sticky bandits and the wet bandits from Home Alone

  • Nerdfighters in Madison! :D

    DFTBA!

  • nerdfighters at madison!

  • You rock!

  • I totally followed Harris-Moore's whole awesome crime spree like a fan girl. I had the biggest crush on him... it freaked my mom out.

  • The very last few seconds of your video were by far the funniest!

  • Am I the only one that harmonized with him...?

  • i see adds, did i wander onto spike.com?

  • BANDit? Lmao

  • Great! Now my head itches.

  • This was a really great video wheezy :D I literally LOLed, so thank you!

  • So your thoughts don't have to start from SCRATCH!! Head itching! lol

  • 4 videos a week , No 4 videos in 1 day ... Yup

  • 1:14. My name is Alyssa, too!!!! 

  • Hey wheezy......is something up with you're eye? it looks irritated...

  • Lollll. "BAND-AIDS: Waaaaay better than friggin' gauze"

  • damn Wheezy. That's a nice F you sing there. I'd sing an A over that just for you! (see what I did there?)

  • That's cause they're HIDDEN, dinkus!

  • That was the pro-est wink ever.

  • @TheStrongWhiskey Haha! You met him? That's awesome! :)

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  • Tehehe the ad at 1:09. "Because Bumpin' should stay in the bedroom." Oh Wheezy, you're so silly. 

  • Headcrab! Apply sirectly to the forehead!

  • When the Barefoot Bandit first started out, he was the main topic of my high school US Government class. I think we talked about him more than we talked about actual government.

  • You were in madison.... and I didn't even know? :c come back?

  • Hey Wheezy, not to be rude or a troll or anything, but I can hear a buzzing noise in your video. Just this video, really. Just telling you so you can notice!

    I love your video's, by the way.

  • Man your awesome!

  • Can u ship merchandise to uk ??

    If so how much ??

  • Could you make a video about what happends in you head between 3:33 and 3:35 ? I'll watch it... all of it... pretty please... with beard shavings on top...

  • You exampled the CRAP out of that road.

  • Because you said bla-bla I had to rewind and pause the video to be able to read the headline of the barefoot bandit.

  • I just realised that Craig started going out with Chyna on my birthday! Omg

  • I harmonized with you Wheezy

  • I was going to be a bandit but they banned it!

  • global bandit.. wall street. love it haha

  • i thought you were harmonizing with quiet clone at the beginning

  • :O n..no. wink!

  • When close out "Wheezy Waiter" was happening, an advert for Advair, or Flovent or something should have popped up. Lol.

  • I would totally buy a shirt with the shock and strut ad. :)

  • 3:01 Nerdfighters FTW

  • Say this backwards "a nut for a jar of tuna"

  • Clicked the like button mainly for the after outro part.

  • "Try noggin' cream, so your thoughts don't have to start from scratch!!"

    lol.

  • Palindromes. :D

  • can you say this backwards for me? a man a plan a canal panama

  • Note: Noggin Cream won't get rid of lice....

  • The awkward thing that the advert for this video was that 'Hey Wheezy' one again....

  • Hahaha really great jokes in here! :)

  • Ill draw you one day ;]

  • No wink? ):

  • ramen is yummy