Re: You, Me, & Problems With the World

[wobalizi]

NEVER!!!!!

[luk24511322]

Funny and good song

[HAAAAAAATTTEE]

I can't believe I'm nostalgic over something on the fucking internet. Goddamn this is a classic, though.

[Sumkrazyguy55]

I can't believe so many people cannot comprehend the humor in this. I guess this just proves that there are more idiots the intelligent

[jeb31415]

Holden, I still love you.

[FrostHelp]

This proves more then you realize

[jcrist]

Youtube would never feature a video like this today. you have to be selling something or on the payroll.

[hydeph]

@Metropolis2112 lmao, so true

[heatflash888]

No No No God is a cock, he fucks all in the end

[danlevy4]

rofl

[5lug]

HAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!!

[CovenantFan]

So even though there's no way to disprove the possibility that the milk jug is all powerful, all knowing, and will answer your prayers, there isn't any evidence that it isn't either...

And I could always write a book about it, so 500 years from now, when people hear of the milk jug coming to me and telling me to write down 10 rules and i write them and say that my friend was sent by the jug to die for our sins, mebbe people will believe it?

Sound familiar, anyone? xD

[CovenantFan]

I have a jug of milk. It is all knowing, and all powerful. pray to it and it will answer your prayers. -but, i have a fool-proof way of making it impossible to say the milk jug does nothing...- I tell you it answers all prayers, but answers in one of 3 ways... Yes, Wait, and No. Based on this... if you pray for a raise at your job... if the next day you get a raise, you assume the answer was Yes. if it's not for a month, year, etc. the answer must have been Wait. And there's always "No."

[Vladdyboy]

I remember seeing this! Rectalfeces is genius!

He reminds me of a naked captain disillusion.

[ThePaneOfGlass]

Everybody who STILL thinks he's serious fails at life.

[CynicalCheeto]

If you don't think god exists (i.e an atheist) then there's no point in getting angry and calling an imaginary thing an asshole. In conclusion, look up what "atheist" means.

[ascii7085]

I believe since this video was uploaded, it has become the central balancing junction upon which youtube pivots itself between the whiny personal vlogs, political ads, and cat videos. If anything ever were to happen to it, youtube would destabilize, collapse, and implode -- it's that important!

[snowyywwinters]

lol love it:D, and only reason its got bad rating is because people still brainwashed! there is no god:P just life lol

[borntodieagain666]

haha awesome vid my man!

[plasticfavors]

This is serious youtube stuff.

[SasukeTanya]

Awesommme.

[truvelocity]

Its this vlog that made me a fan.

[B4DCH4NNELZ]

Yeah, I remember when this vid got featured. One of the few that deserved it, too.

[dackjaniels555]

Youtube would NEVER feature this now...

Youtube have sold out big time.

[crimzonstatic]

God just wants to empathize with it !.. >_> Roflmao..

[ParallelUniversity]

1:33 - 1:43 LMAO

[HunterKiIler]

I love how all these comments think this guy is serious.. he's being sarcastic against the guy he is MAKING FUN OF... lolol

[maxbrokeaway]

Um...hello moron. The guy wasn't saying God is an empty eyeball...he was talking about his WEBCAM.

You = Epic Fail.

Thanks for trying.

[uncajesse]

Arse you naked?

[adampants2007]

Laughing my FUCKING ASS OFF!!

[wallenz]

+1 mate :)

[fucksatanism]

50005 views to go. Unless the world ends.

[stupididiot123456]

how is this related to Man vs wild?

[wobalizi]

gold...pure gold

[junkyjuice21]

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I love this. That guy definitely deserved to be shit on. Any pretentious self-righteous asshole who thinks it's his job to educate "the world" about eyeballs and his marvelous vision of "the world" (aka probably just his neighborhood in Jersey City) deserves to be publicly humiliated and then duct-taped (facing inward) to a 10th story ugly fat couple's bedroom window. How do you like them eyeballs NOW?! hahahahahaaaaaaa...

[AntiSadvipran]

dude i dedicated my channel against him\

[thebiggestRIOT]

LMAO LOL ROFL HAHAHHA

[kyoobeh]

looks like your theory's rebuked.

[3m0ch1ck]

LMMFAO XDD

[7HOLIDAYTREATS]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL !

[jamesthecheezeburger]

youve given me alot to think about

[ShutUpDouchebag]

god doesn't exist bitch

[blahshoe]

god isnt real. and i think it's hilarious.

[Beatnuk]

god is in your eyeball.

[crazysquirrel868]

i know! People were crazy back then, and they wrote a weird ass shit book called the bible

[orknak]

Brilliant!

[ericpage420]

LOL!!!That is one of the best video responses I've seen yet.

[yopeeyo]

The source of Sight and Seeing does not originate in the HUman brain but if one could learn the mystery of sight one could raise the vibrations of the atoms witin the EYE and see the unperceived infinite wonders through GOD's EYEs .Until you See how you See through your EYE ,You are still blind to your own Sight which is the 1 thing you cannot See because you dont know how you SEE ,SEE YA!

[PanicsforPeace]

oh.

[knaughtynitefox]

How many Vicodins did he take? lol i felt like that last night.. sang like that too lol

[123hanzy]

what the HELL!?? that made no sense a load of bullshit i mean some shirtless angry weird ass freak saying god is an empty eyeball!? and then sum smart ass guy with a beard i hate it when ppl think they know everything! WTF

[l33tSlickPbOs]

You're a fucking joke.

[Nashtak5000]

I second. 123hanzy is a fking weird mofo

[puertoirish]

watch the related video so you can understand

[pterrordactyl]

WHAT LOTUS????

[FuzzyXEvilXBunny1]

lol

[fashunpolice]

This video is amazing.

[Phil311288]

Interesting.

[XSatanicxWaffleX]

Does dude have anyother videos like this they're hilarious

[bjpechan]

so true

[jussts]

"Do me a favor... watch my first three videos."

"Neverrr..."

[mpizoudeli]

You are hot but i am hotter sorry :(

[zubiria123]

oh my god!!

[watnabe]

I watched a couple of the other guys...Sadvipran...videos and I was suprised that they are actually pretty good. He's smart and thoughtful and ugly. He's the opposite of the Paris Hilton/suburban thug culture of dumb America and thats got to be a good thing! Ractalfece is superb too.

[Angelina4567]

omg?

[Jenniferka]

your voice is actually really nice.

[Jenniferka]

yes, i agree.

[gdp89]

hey i noticed the lotus

[zogeth]

controversial. dont be surprised to be humored by some religious freaks. haha

[jbone1122]

oh don't worry, when i first saw this a couple months ago there were a bunch of christians telling him he's "a fucking faggot" and that he's going to hell. It was insane. I actually came back to see if people were still doing that, but it looks like they pretty much stopped.

[Idianarose]

this is one of my favs , everyting i watch it it makes me laugh soo hard

[noekins]

Ahaha!!! WeIrDo!

[shadyparadox]

Hey, I watched your video.

[bigsuda]

"do me a favor, watch my first three videos"

...never

[borris79]

weird

[Jusen]

i didn't need to see this

[Calithrade]

haha i think hes fkn funny ;)

[Angelfeathers84]

yeah......... weird

[Indoril5]

lol way to misinterperet what the other guy was saying...he was talking to his webcam, and webcams oftentimes look like eyeballs

[Kobaganda]

Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XtbsxloveX]

OMFG!

1:41 is the funniest thing ever

XD

[HollyfromNJ]

yeah, maybe. i've said this myself many times.

except i don't believe in "god". we are all part of one creation, according to the Buddhists and Taoists, and they don't kill other people because of their religious beliefs as believers in the three major monotheistic religions do.

[HollyfromNJ]

i agree with britpoppansy. you have no sense of humor...if you are offended by something someone says about your religious beliefs, i think you might just say you're offended. no need to tell people that "you can't tell god fucking" or that they're courting their own "Hell". i get worked up about people who think they know about god, hell, reality. maybe you should spend some time in the Middle East, where people are being regularly murdered for their religious beliefs.

[Hippyhappening]

your humour kinda sucks and it's extremely fuckin funny.

[shadyparadox]

This video isn't that great, but the follow-up is hilarious.

[archybak]

ractalfece for president!!!

[HollyfromNJ]

thank you, dear. i couldn't have responded better to "sadvipran" myself. esp. when he said"watch my next 3 videos" and you shouted,

"NEVER!!!". one of the best videos i've seen on this garbage pail site for narcissists and other people who need to up their meds.

[Hippyhappening]

Did he shout?

No, he didn't.

[cdg03]

Very very funny response video...of course it makes no sense without watching the original

[yesjakeyes]

i cant stop watching this.

[Hippyhappening]

Fucked up eyeball.

[nooneelsegotthisname]

This is the greatest comedy moment on YouTube.

I'll do a video response titled 'Hey, just seen your video, fancy a fight?.

Maybe we can get a chain reaction going.

Some people don't 'get' your humour, but you have to be at a certain level of genius to work this out. I knew I was a genuis aged 4 months.

I guess people who don't think its funny have an IQ of less than 67.

And deformities also.

[superstoner]

Epic song!

[Buckface111]

this is the best video i have seen ever. thanks now I have the courage to walk again.

[ipodskater]

seriously fuck you geese i will fucking kill you if i ever see in person you emo fag

[Lenfriendly]

You are the sad one

[Scarfe619]

r such a dick, don't critisize ppls lives, usually only hypocrites do that now stfu >.>

[zhenyablond]

в рот бери

[DaNo707]

From what I gathered, the guy's not talking about god at all. The "empty eyeball" is his webcam...Remember when he says "that wasn't directed at you, it was directed at my webcam." Yeah...Cause some webcams look like eyeballs. Fell stupid yet? Morons.

[Kobaganda]

I'm glad somebody was finally able to demonstrate and ounce of intelligence.

[ashel91]

There is a lot of inteligence in this video. I love so much of it. Great concept, and discussion, and super great approach to deliver subtle messages. I loved the song too. What can I say? Hope to get more from you. Thanks YOUTUBE! THANK YOU GUYS!

[zerolohland]

i fuckin love

"NEVER"

-hero

[plasticfavors]

dont sing about eyeballs.

[Nerojaal]

I think this is funny but the short hair guy is kinda stupid. He says "f god"... Geez who carz?

[HollyfromNJ]

are you serious? what DO "queers" do to the planet? people who are so afraid of "faggots"

are usually afraid of their own feelings of attraction to people of the same gender. but since your comment is so tolerant and intelligent, i'm sure you already know that. god loves everyone. even you.

[littlescale]

i thought it was funny!

[Xr3alex100900]

An eyeball?

wtf

well then let the eyeball squish you hippie

your guts and blood consumed by its eyeball ness

[mrdomeright]

Video is about two drug addicts on Heroin. They are having withdraw symptoms and are hallucinating. That's why they don't make any sense at all. Video is a total waste of time and is made for other drug addicts who also have time to waste.

[scarygood01]

if that was ment to be funny it wasnt... if that was meant to bash god... it was terrible...

[Kobaganda]

It wasn't meant to bash god. Watch some of his other videos. Idiot.

[ichimaru97]

PUT A SHIRT ON FAGGOT!!!

[adrianscally]

Douchebags...

[metalbollocks]

ur a fucking puff m8...

[gottahittheclub000]

well, fuck u too ...God is not an eyeball...and is dat wut u do???? gay ppl......wasted my time...

[Pikupik]

Gay -.-

[uickerlawl]

And this what... what?

[msk87]

Qué mariconada es esta?

[kurisuoufs]

This guy is such a genius to get that many people to watch him while this video sux so much. Respect!

[ChanFanYan]

I've finally got it! YOUR NAME IS R**********!

[olive337]

i still think they LIVE IN A BOX TOGETHER OR A HOLE strange video.

[Gaaraleenaruto]

Gay.......

[Joebojax]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AND WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO SPOON FEED IT TO ME ITS ON EVERY FUCKING CYCLE AFTER EVERY FUCKING VIDEO god damn it doesnt deserve 920,000 views WHAT THE FUCK

[grgrgrgff]

put a shirt on you ass clown

[antiwod]

"ass-clown"? lol!

[bilgemonkey74]

Yea,

"ass-clown" is good.

I also like "ass-bastard".

[HypnoToad72]

Oh come on, he's hot! And that lisp! Gives me a woody with every syllable!!!!111!!12

[wildnutria]

I think that long haired hipi is jesus, he is back to join all his hipi buds!! HAHA

[mrpuppy13]

wow that was soooooo fucking stupid

[nicolehsm2]

It's a very stupid video!

I THINK

[webkinz9816]

so so so so sos so so so so GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYY THAT WAS OS RANDOM go home o wait u dont have a home u live in a box on a high way

[GrapefruityTikbit]

again, the broadcast yourself thing is going way too far. C'mon guys - learn to speak coherently! Oh man, after the song, this thing gets kinda funny. I like the objections. You might be a funny guy.

[daivnar]

the brain consumes. eyes feed it. Narley hair growth dude!

[REloveUTION]

Fair response rectalfaeces, God still loves ya, though you do the bird, God is all, living dead, seen, tasted, touched & heard.

Cya on the other side...

[Tribal808]

oh my eyeball. that was beautiful and spiritually fufilling.

[ShadeuxMaraxus]

This is some halarious shit...say where did you get the eye that turns black?

[CptWang]

Lol thank you from every philosophy student in the world.

[jsmallwood2007]

why is this fuckin vid everywhere..is youtube owned by satanists lmao

[foxabilo]

Nut job of spricket24 proportions but I liked it :D, Like her too but ya know in a DIFFERENT way

[RoryLangevin]

lmfao!.....wicked.

[jasmine686]

lol haha wtf

[martijn1122]

GAY MUSIC!

[dardardarvin]

hahaha

[umimdan]

the third planet is sure it's being watched

by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped

and when you get to the promised land

you're gonna shake the eyes hand.

.....if anyone's interested in Isaac Brock's take on the matter.

[wowjulia]

He doesn't say "God is an eyeball." He exclaims "God!!" because he is frustrated. Then he says "you're an empty eyeball" because his camera isn't working. Its a metaphor and it isn't that hard to figure out.

[NoMoSpam]

yea well, that long hair hippy freak is going to hell for his metaphor, and so will you for being an enabler.

[shadyparadox]

And yet, the fact that he's making fun of the guy's word choices instead of the meaning IS too hard for you to figure out.

[bizzle187]

shut the fuck up :)

[jsmallwood2007]

lmao enjoy hell

[dailycrow]

Good work. You guys are truly funny. Thanks for the irony. Here is quote I just grabbed when i google wiki'ed irony ~ "Irony is a form of utterance that postulates a double audience, consisting of one party that hearing shall hear & shall not understand, & another party that, when more is meant than meets the ear, is aware both of that more & of the outsiders' incomprehension" ~

[furrymustard69]

fucking LOL!

[bohemiastudios]

What a load of ole rollicks!

[pacman1pacman1]

OMFG

spell your religion RIGHT

it's "christian"

goddamnit i'm an atheist and you're letting me get away with that?!

[DanReborn]

why cant an eyball have ears?!?!

thats racialist!

[dmanstoit]

lmao

[MRIARC]

gods not a eyeball this guy is a wanker

[xdugef]

giant fucking eyeballs..lol!!!!!!!!

[Qali2na18yeah]

haha fucking great

[iamjakt]

whatever either of you are selling, i'll pass.

[shadyparadox]

why is this spam?

[lukeyyy15]

wtf

[webbmaster009]

fuck you im kristen

[theanvilcracks]

Hahaha fuck you you can't seriously believe in that kind of degenerate stupid bullshit?

[hamboy007]

bastards and idiots!what else to say?!

[EscapeNewJersey]

I got the soap and and the wire brush, does anybody want to hold the dirty hippy down while I go to work?!?

[Chapela6]

the guy with the beard is a dirty hippy lol

[Mydado79]

Fuck Video

[Anything2bCool]

haha that was funny. theres a lot of pretentious stuff floating around at the moment and it was great to see a parody.

What is it he has when he looks at his watch? I noticed the lotus??

[aahzbml]

It's the way he is sitting. He's got the foot of each leg resting on it's opposite's thigh.

[awesomeluciano78]

the guy who sings has the funniest voice

[samboon2007]

very good make-up artist. how is the hair glued on your head and beard so realistically?