What Kevin Rudd REALLY Said!

[rosaemily]

I don't think everyone understands Australian humour :-P

[rickyid]

Tasteless humour

[nyf1124]

translation approved!

[caregomos]

i speak chinese and he wasnt saying all that stupid shit...

[paolopedretti]

@caregomos Dude it was a joke.

[zhi1110]

lmao

[StCid]

learn some chinese if u don't understand

[Dennoman2007]

呵呵

就是开个玩笑吧。 The internet is just too full of serious these days :p

[Stephen19852009]

Greetings, comrades to the Glorious Motherland! I am pleased to report everything is proceeding as planned. My infiltration of the Australian government is now complete...and I have been elected Grand-Emperor. They suspect nothing. Nothing. They are oblivious like the water-buffalo...and stupid like the turkey. The leader we have planted in opposition is doing an excellent job. The people hate him.I am unopposed. Soon we will be able to carry out our Grand Master Plan

[Stephen19852009]

The koala...the kangaroo...and all other cute animals of Australia will be ours! hahahaha. soo funny.

Soon the Koala Bear, Kangaroo and Platypus will be ALL MINE!! muhahaha.

[maori69skux1]

umm theres no reason to write it u retard its on the video stupid

[Stephen19852009]

@maori69skux1 I had to write it out so I could get the gist of it all, people do that all the time on youtube it's a common practice. it's better then going around threads calling people retards and other rude names.

[maori69skux1]

@Stephen19852009 mate youre a fucking loser lmao

[Stephen19852009]

@maori69skux1 I respect your opinion totally, many people also share a low opinion of me like you. However, there are just as many as people that worship me, as I am the Grand Emperor of the Great Mother Country!!! SOON THE KOALA BEAR, KANGAROO, AND PLATYPUS WILL BE ALL MINE!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!

[zzsharka]

@maori69skux1 Did my typo make you punch the walls ? Get some help dude !

[zzsharka]

@maori69skux1 Can't you handle it ? Do you get upset that eaily and chuck a hissy fit if someone feels like writing something ? Is that all you know how to do ?

[Xinoutorah]

Lol obviously the translation is wrong it's a JOKE...sheesh you'd think youtubers would have a sense of humor :\

[looneytune3562]

Haha nice work. and lol @ people not realising it's a joke. :P

[themios72]

traitor rudd sold out australia for fake global warming crap traitor rudd!

[Hafesie]

Lol @ this translation

[orpan]

不用這麼生氣, 開開玩笑罷了!

Don't get so worked up people. It's just a joke :)

Also, kudos to Rudd... His Mandarin puts me to shame. And I'm from Hong Kong.

[orpan]

不用這麼生氣, 開開玩笑罷了!

Don't get so worked up people, it's just a joke :)

Also, kudos to Rudd... his Mandarin puts me to shame. And I'm from Hong Kong.

[dillonhe]

Thats not what he said.

[vonleixy]

dude speaks good chinese and has a sense of humor.

[xinxuefei]

oh.... the original version is funny

[fengqin821021]

the translation is totally wrong!!!!

[TheMrShane1]

lol We all know its wrong. It's done that way for a joke.

[thekayle]

FUNNY! well done!

[0MGS0S]

Hey, funny Au joke

[joshomosho4]

calm down its a joke!

[kanglongwuhui]

what the fuck?

[motoxbuddy]

well done,I'mtrying to stop laughing now!

[electronixtar]

haha, good for you!

[gwok]

lol!

[Isaac200901]

the funniest point is that some ppl even believe in the subtitle. Come on !!!

[Ludendorf01]

lmao. Australia's manchurian candidate.

[AnimeCobalt]

lmao

[jayeradasich]

he's a fucking noddy

[miguelango]

that is a fucking funny joke!

[onmytiptoes123]

This is hilarious!!!

[dachinman]

HAHAHAHAH

[Drwolfbabe]

stupid subs.. totally wrong

[coomadoug]

Good one. This is funny.

You gotter hand it to him though hes a bright fella

[smurkledunk]

The subtitles are wrong. I speak mandarin and the subtitles are way off!

[jayzarp]

haha settle down chief. Its called a "joke." You know, the thing you do to make someone laugh? You should try it sometime

[SquipyJellybeans]

ROFL this is so funny!

[gdaytiger207]

Gold!!!

[0MGS0S]

Oh Mr Rudd, loves being the centre of attention, he will fly anywhere in the world, just so he can speak from his mammoth wisdom, and satisfy his hungry ego.

A man that adores himself is a danger.

He is Mao Zedongs love child !

中华人民共和国

[MCMYang]

the subtitle has nothing to do with the speech

[xiao1985]

Actually wait... I like the koala, kangaroo and cute animal part!

[xiao1985]

I lack of a sense of humour... I don't find this funny.

[kiwismx5]

HA!..Ha!..Ha!

[atang085]

Slamca, shouldnt take things so seriously,im chinese and I speak mandarin but I still have a sense of humor, it has more to do with our politics...

[atang085]

That has to be the funniest thing ive seen all day lolXD

[kolalajoe]

I must say this was a funny joke lol.

[poralentierno]

holy cow..,really funny lol

[hanhanju]

omg..cant believe how wrong the subtitle here is..it totally distorts everything he said..he was at 1st greeting student and officials..then he made a joke about chinese people r not afraid of anything anytime but only when foreigners speak chinese.

[swordslayer777]

You are an idiot. It's just a joke dumbass! I can't believe you thought it was actually what people thought he was saying.

[slamca]

More like a reflection of English speaking people's stupidty. Can't understand a foreign language, then distort the truth and fact.

So CNN-like. Is that clip edited by Crooked News Network editor?

[liber8me]

some ppl are fucking stupid.

it was a JOKE

fucking hell.

[justpostit]

are u insane? how dare u attack our Emperor =]

[ummjw]

Hahahaha, love it how perfectly you timed it, they laught when he talks, "The Koala, the Kangaroo and all other cute Australian animals will be ours!"

[lilchaotic]

They are oblivious like water buffallo....and stupid like the turkey. LMAO

[321Death123]

I have successfully infiltrated the australian government and they suspect nothing!!!!!!!

[markosaur]

he can speak chinese...very impressive

[AccordionManiac]

lol Good job

[DAAVIDT]

hey kev,any good strip joints in China?

[swanny812]

lol

[baligeko]

P.S. Do not believe everything you see on the internet.

[ummjw]

Gee, lucky thing you said that, I was about to alert the authorities of this terrible occurence! I had no idea that Kev was a commie? ;)

[baligeko]

The bastard.

Now I am really pissed off that I voted for him, NOT. ;-)

[Susanelizabeth23]

this is hilarious!

[nikeetse]

Very funny...!

note: the subtitle is only a joke...

[schmooey82]

good onya bob, "where are the wailers"?

[kevvys1a1woos]

Very clever!

[silverhamza37]

hahaha

this is funny

[johnnytam]

LOL~!

[eddiedrury]

obviously taitou is part of the conspiracy. YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH!

[taitou]

what the hell, those subtitles are totally wrong. the subtutles were distorting what he said. he was just sending out greetings to students and officials, and then, he told some jokes.

[swanny812]

yea and this was a joke idiot