Full Metal Fortress

[baioken]

Great stuff man, love it! Would have been cool if Cowboy would be right next to Joker though.

This has been probably requested a thousand times, but Heavy as Pvt. Paula would be awesome.

[JosefRotny]

this is brilliantly made. i love the movie, and this had me in tears laughing. well done, i applaud you. EVERYONE APPLAUD HIM. BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU, SOUND OFF LIKE YOUVE GOT A PAIR.

[MyDestroyer92]

So is Heavy Private Piles?

[Silenthen1]

I just knew Scout would be Private Joker!!

[dumbwakeup]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION BRUDDA

[KuchingZaz]

3:14 look at the back

[KuchingZaz]

i thought this might look like Full Metal Alchemist.. :\

[tehdaza]

@KuchingZaz You kids and your anime.

[KuchingZaz]

@tehdaza think you're old enough you're better huh??

[scootachu]

@tehdaza full metal panic?

[CriadorDeCriaturas]

@tehdaza Anime is not for kids. Only people who have never watched real anime say that.

[linkfan160]

@tehdaza To be fair, Anime is pretty cool. But no, full metal jacket is pretty awesome.

[YatsuraHeadOn]

@tehdaza Full Metal Jacket is an excellent movie and Full Metal Alchemist is an excellent anime/manga and Anime like FMA are not for kids or maybe i should call you a kid for playing video games ?

[thelittlesagg2]

@KuchingZaz SERGEANT HARTMAN WILL STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT! NO MORE FUCKIN' FULL METAL FAGGOT!

[KuchingZaz]

@thelittlesagg2 shut da hell up raging 9 year old kid

[thelittlesagg2]

@KuchingZaz Wow. No sense of humor much. Can't take a joke?

[KuchingZaz]

@thelittlesagg2 then what's with the ALL CAPS?

[thelittlesagg2]

@KuchingZaz Because the caps resemble Hartman's yelling.

[Supa3ricX]

@KuchingZaz me too lol

[DeathNoteNear38]

@KuchingZaz Full Metal Alchemist sucks, grow up kid!

[KuchingZaz]

@DeathNoteNear38 only those who never watched anime said that.. and if anime sucks, why would there be Hentai? CoD sucks more than Naruto Ultimate ninja storm 2

watch?v=n_ULYdBVHCU&feature=fv­st

[IggyHazard]

5'9" is actually the average height for an American male.

[HipCANTRELL]

Heavy + Sandvich = YOU LADIES OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! inspiration i think yes

[ienjoymasturbating]

Very, very good.

[DuDeOnAtRiCiClE]

Soldier doesn't have a very good war face...

[ibeastonyaface]

What movie is this? I am newfag....

[TheResistance92]

@ibeastonyaface Full Metal Jacket

[ivancho596]

i am 2 but this movie is full metal jacket

[ivancho596]

i am 2 but this movie is full metal jacket

[XAtomican]

Errrr was pyro talking?!

[krasserkanadier]

SIR ,YES SIR!

[Thesicksix]

FUCKING PERFECT

[pyrorevolution69]

DUDE,THIS TOTALLY FITS PERFECTLY

[KraKieeGFX]

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[Cascante98]

LoL 2:55 

[Minigun101]

I was expecting full metal alchemist.

[YouAreABunghole]

Sol: Do you suck dicks?

Scout: Uh, no.

[akillyz2]

Soldier is how the veterans see themselves as compared to the F2P players.

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[Customhobo]

This video is fucking perfect. You have skill.

[Vesemir520Cz]

LOL 2:53 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[TookyTanooki]

press 6

[Auras4life]

Where does the audio come from? It`s so hillarious :P

[TF2duffers]

LOL

[Fawksau]

How can he see where he's going?

[thelittlesagg2]

@Fawksau Wow you are dumb.

[Fawksau]

@thelittlesagg2 Just making an observation :)

[thelittlesagg2]

@Fawksau Sorry. No offense. He did this with Source Filmmaker.

[Fawksau]

@thelittlesagg2 It's all cool

[OmniscientMalboroMan]

One Like for:

- the idea

- the effort

- the quality

- for everything :D

[TheEmperor231]

3:30 look, behind soldier, someting pervert!

[Nebonene123]

the engineer's actually sounds like an engineer

[cyberpolice9000]

No Private Pyle? This is an outrage!

[acheron16]

Soldier should have the Sergeant's Drill hat and the Disciplinary action equiped

[tehdaza]

@acheron16 They didn't exist yet...

[acheron16]

@tehdaza was just sayin man, it would be BADASS

[PsychoStreakBrony]

@tehdaza These kids and their newfangled weapons and hats.

[saganreece76]

@acheron16 More like Honchos Headgear

[tehdaza]

@acheron16 Hats didn't exist back in 2008

[snakeater21]

so shiny...

so pyro...

[BuilderEpic]

172 people are idiots 

[TrickyPickyRicky123]

Thumbs up if you thought it was Fullmetal Alchemist.

[mantassxmantassx]

@TrickyPickyRicky123 No i did't...

[SuperKiraDesu]

what.... what about gomer pyle?

[MrLaggerMan]

5'9, i didn't know they stacked shit that high! XD

[siamesenightmare93]

YOU LOOK LiKE THE KIND OF MAN WHO WOULD FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND

[Ownerz100kk]

Thumbs up for the Calendar!

[goodrita]

This is one of the best war movies ever

[puffer1958]

Man, I love this video! You sure did a great job! I plan to show others this video.

[magnusm4]

this sucks because they just talk and stand there which is not funny

[PhantomGamer100]

@magnusm4 You suck because you just sit there and talk which is not funny.

[puffer1958]

@PhantomGamer100 What a stupid f'n thing to say. You suck and are a dumbass. I weep for this country with stupid assed idiots like you.

[PhantomGamer100]

@puffer1958 Go move to the UK if you don't appreciate your country nigga.

[offenon]

@magnusm4 who says it was supposed to be funny?

[Johnfreemantalks]

170 people do not like M.I.C.K.E.Y. M.O.U.S.E.

[XxgoetfacexX]

lol the black guy part

[crud42]

im sorry avatar you're great and all but this is the greatest movie of all time of ALL TIME

[jochemlol]

Go to 1:55 , wait till he says little, then go back to 1:55 again...SO FUNNY!

[DARTHNECRION]

Show me your REAL war face!

[Guillotine2084]

pretty good

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

Lol, meet the soldier 2 ;D

[Nefus1988]

Lol! Too bad hats didn´t existed back in 2008, soldier with drill hat would be awesome in this video.

[3m0t1onl3s5]

"you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

Best. Line. Evar.

[Soultail]

XDD This is funny!

[matthew10192]

thats one awesome war face

[DrPokiaka]

STOP SAYING SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­R

[ancavalcanti92]

It's strange how the ads stream better than the actual videos.

[Carbon9995]

hot girl behind soldier at 3:38  :P

[chester000017]

3:46 when soldier started to rap!

[xXInStinctXx19]

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME. NICE WORK MAN. I think i was in a game with u on tf2 my name was alex jensen. well anyway send me a friend request on steam here is my steam id. WpG FreeLancer

[mynameisbackwards]

where the fuck was gomer pile?

[NiGHTSflyer129]

I thought it was Full Metal Alchemist, but it was something just as awsome

[minecraft9001]

what movie is that scene from?

[bowlchamp411]

@minecraft9001 full metal jacket (1987)

[Shadowsamaman]

Aw man I would have loved to see the end of this scene to see which class Private Pyle was. I'd guess the Heavy since Pyle was kinda a bigger guy

[Vader3123]

That Resupply Cabinet wins for Best Supporting Actor.

[xxmrslicerxx]

1:55 resupply door FAIL

[PARTYARTIE92]

166 people had their heads unscrewed and shit down their necks.

[starwars101917]

hhahahahahahaahhahah rotfl if u are john wayne is this me

[TheRealSpellstar]

i had my volume up too high, now my ears are ringing

[piemanization]

Bullshit your name is now Private Snowball!

[girthedog41]

this may very well be the greatest movie of all time. full metal jacket ftw

[shadiczero]

LOVE IT!

[ShaggyLT1]

lol i love this movie

[glitch1823]

@Soldier

SIR YES SIR

[The007guard]

1:42 two medic? xDD

[WhoamIbutwhoareyou]

Full Metal Jacket? Came here to like the video automatically.

[dalektower123]

i cant find the original comment of smart4today...thank 500 replies!

[RickyV300]

That was fucking amazing.

[Destructerator]

2:20 splash

[jetthehawkblade]

Amazing lip sync. How did you do that?

[SiCKxExoticx]

lmao this is the best tf2 vid ever ...this shit made my day

[sullstecclub]

this rocks man

[XvChriisvX]

heavy is gomer pyle

[matthawk911]

And theres 1 reason i pick red team...

[alehop333]

HERE IS MY RIFLE,

HERE IS MY GUN,

ONE IS FOR KILLING

THE OTHER FOR FUN

[eth92]

. . . Fuck the blue team, the red team has hats

[xNuka37x]

If the real military is anything like this, I couldn't help myself but laugh the entire time; I'd get kicked off his island lmfao.

[DulvluSpa]

@xNuka37x

I've talked to soldiers about it, and they say it's one of the most accurate war movies of all time... Sergeant Gunnery Thomas was played by a real drill sergeant, and he was allowed to ad-lib most of what he said.

[xNuka37x]

@DulvluSpa Wow, really? That's surprising in some aspects. I thought the military had lightened up their training programs, because it was scaring people away, with the exception of the Marines.Was Sgt. Thomas in the Marines? =O

[imred3345l]

Sniper: Sir! Fuck you sir!

[owuom]

i can seriously see the scout saying that xD

[Eldast92]

The first scout Warface is look like.................. yeeeeeeeeeee im hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!

[danielg6961]

good thing he dint offend heavy....

[gunboy77]

@danielg6961 i bet pyle was the heavy

[Scarjaka]

Stop feedin the trolls guys =P

And this made me rofl

[father042]

Full Matal Jacket

Full Metal Alchemist

Full Metal Panic

what's next?

[hardarm98]

I know what Heavy could be here...

[Reubenofthedead]

scout's war face AAHHHHH (eyes roll to back of head)

[Crazy1Hull]

this is a master peice so funny and well done

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

Am I the only one expecting something from Fullmetal Alchemist? Oh well. No harm done. Still a good video.

[demonfurrylover]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn i was too

[TheLionKing95]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn me too LOL

[father042]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn lol me too

[dbgtmaster10]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn nope i saw this thinking that too

[Loispealz34]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn nope

[Verixus113]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn why? The movie this is from is legendary... I would expect this much more.

[DulvluSpa]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn

Usually, I would be ticked off by people mistaking one of the greatest movies of all time for an anime... But Alchemist is one of the greatest animes of all time.

[IloveXBOXable]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn rly? never seen full metal jacket its awesome! seen full metal alchemist its cool too.

[dontreadthis32]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn i wasnt cause full metal jacket is badass full metal jacket>Full metal alchemist

[schnitzal]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn I totally thought it was...oops...> u >;

[DannyEastes]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn oh dear

[SmashMaster83]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn No you are not alone

[pirox1234]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn wat

From the thumbnail you can clearly see that its a parody of the movie and not some gay anime

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

@pirox1234 1: Gay isn't a universal insult.

2: The thumbnail is of a scout talking. Nothing more :|

[narutofanstudios1234]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn lol i love that show :D

[bertrandhustle]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn get out you goddamn anime nerds

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

@bertrandhustle I didn't say it was bad; I said that I was expecting something else. Just because I know that an anime exists doesn't mean that I'm a die hard fan. O.o

[CorporalHotdogs]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn Yes yes you were. Now go back to your anime hole and don't come out.

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

@CorporalHotdogs Again, as I've said before, just because I know that the show exists, doesn't mean I'm a die-hard fan who does nothing but watch episodes. I just know it exists. You do too, so you must be an anime fanatic, right?

[valiantred4]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn Hey, considering u watch FMA, do you know if they're going to do the last few episodes in dubbed english ever?

[anonomous1324]

@valiantred4 they already have, and it is Epic.

[valiantred4]

@TheShadowOfTheDawn I meant from Fulll Metal alchemist Brotherhood?

[sbk180tr]

WTF did i watch?

[DakotaxPike]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMB-NUTS!!!!

[guitarman994]

THE SCOUTS A SPY because blood flew off when the soldier hit him whit the shovel

[mam0r0]

lol the closet opened while soldier is talking xD

[Intheshizzle]

The Add asked me what I would wrote on my car, I said; THIS IS MY LANE, BITCH

[xxth0mpsonxx]

this is awesome

[IsaacClarke1000]

full metal jacket quote, *drill sarge opens footlocker* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" SIR A JELLY DONUT SIR"!

[DannyEnglish100]

156 people didn't even have the common courtesy to give me a reach around :'(

[KoolKidKarl2k8]

This needs to go on Machinima.

[LuckyGuy123]

xD

[TheEminemRaps]

that guy looks like the person from the movie jarhead

[RACtheCLAN]

156 people are gays who dont want to go to army

[LeafBoii1]

NICE VID :)

pyro: SIR! mnpmnmpnmp SIR!