How NOT to DEEP FRY A TURKEY this Thanksgiving!

[ThaBrozwald2012]

God I hope you make a lot of money... cause that shit is funny...

[alexfromglasgow]

Stuffing a turkey with fireworks...thats more of a 4th of july thing.

Guy fawkes thing more like :-) - quality.

[TybeeTammie]

funny and inspirational. I am now going to wrap 3 musketeers in bacon, dip 'em in batter and drop 'em in the fryer. yep!

[TheSadieCam]

Wow, chocolate wrapped in turkey deep fried in pancake batter: one of the most awful foods known to man. It takes a Scotsman to come up with something like this!

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

After hearing this dude talk, I was thinking he would be showing us how to deep fry Lucky Charms.

[ballsacfondle]

@DuhEnlightenedOne leprechauns are Irish not Scottish

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

@ballsacfondle Leprechauns who live in Scottland are Scottish.

[ballsacfondle]

@DuhEnlightenedOne fair enough

[mikescherr1]

is he from chicago?

[micabezona100]

wtf? no boobs?

[Malikon13]

I hate it when people use misleading image stills to get people to click their videos. Not surprised you're running ads too.

[stinkingdog101]

So Damn Funny...Food Network needs you as comedy relief. LOL

[killaperson97]

the guy sounds like a fag

[gggppww]

Fucken if they cant take a joke.......

[sickboy932]

I'd pay him $100 to say "get in meh bellah"

[kepaza007]

Dumbass

[MeatballHeaven]

What kinda Scotsman celebrates Thanksgiving? Heh!

[rogue67211]

If you look at the related vids there all breast related, just thought it was funny.

[bigWpous]

wait what?

[Completedonions]

SoOoOOOooOOOOoOOOoooo... do you live in the Fable game world or what?

[theprettyAnna]

this just made me so sick!!!! Yack!!!!

[steveyodog]

What a dumb video

[HumanTerrain]

grounds keeper willy

[TheSjpatrik]

gross

[09133217957]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



[ObviouslydDavid]

MISCONCEPTION!!!

[j4str]

basically its like a melted snickers bar, wrapped in pancake batter, um with turkey

[aymenodah]

gay

[OnTheBrightSIDE2]

....damn,.. that shit must be nasty..

[youcomingg]

Fuck u dude

[MarineJunkee]

turkey and chocolate. my favorite!!

[darkman699]

thumbs up if you think 405k views were only for the sexy thumb nail

[cfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcf]

EPIC accent

[uriniass]

@cfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcf epic deep deep

[angelsoulnme]

@cfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcf i love it

[crazymonkey4593]

i cliked on the vid cuz i thought i saw a chick, but i was OBVIOUSLY mistaken :'(

[34oneshot]

stupid!!!



[MegaCocacolafan]

Now I'm tempted to load a turkey with tons of fireworks just to see what would happen...

[conduct623]

FUCK THAT!

[Eddykinkers]

it was absolutely NOM nom nom

[FriendlyFire360]

laugh out loud, that was funny.

[ivan4ik77]

отсоси пиздабол

[narutoxfunny10]

I clicked on the video because it was from you, Mark, but still I would have clicked on it later if it wouldn't have the boobs in the thumb nail. I am guilty xD

[thisisthomasjordan]

do you have ONE stretched ear? XD

[123happyday123]

omg i bet that tastes good i want some

[maxproxyDotTK]

next you wanna rap your CANDY BAR in cold turkey..lol.

[rooster022]

MARK i been thinking aboot deep frying a turkaay

[wullieready]

FUCK OFF GLASWEGIAN TWAT. YE SHAME SCOTLAND. DEEP FRY YOUR SELF

[N3CR0T1CH4CK3R]

cough

cough

cough

this is good

[midnightbeastlover1]

i love accsent and they are delicious i made them best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blindreefer]

@kid2halo spell check before you post

[TraumaWard313]

>read commets during ad

>read "zomg no boobs"

>wrote comment.

>leaves.

[lolcranman]

Tits Or GTFO!! >.<

[BlueBurryPimp]

I am so downing this dissapointment of a video

[coffee107]

I love ur accent!

[Supcrude98]

@coffee107 Agreed.

[rjosullivan123]

Now I can listen to his sexy accent in 1080p HD ;)

[onlyoneicouldget]

Now I want to move to Scotland.

[boaterbil]

this is stupid!

[HaxAras]

That Thumbnail Was Falce Advertizement.

[boaterbil]

@HaxAras  False too

[Bigdaddy76164]

so there you have it one slightly burned deep fryed snickers bar wrapped in turkey.

[shadow107505]

dude eat with your mouth closed.

other than that its a pretty cool idea:)

[theslice2]

stupid sweaty sock

[Iriatv]

He deep fried the girl in the pic.

[david3142king]

cooooool i liked it

[WhiteWolf1088]

Ya gotta love a Scottish accent :)

[CaptainNensho]

@HardCoreKilla24 i freeze my water first, makes it super tasty!

[CaptainNensho]

irish and gay, thats a new one!

[BarbVValters]

Tastes more, ummm... chocolatey than anything else. Mmm seriously, look... Basically it's like a melted Snickers bar wrapped in pancake batter, umm... with turkey.

[DivonJal]

i loved the advice he had for those who had a whole turkey

[sharall]

roflmao i truly enjoyed this, it was a great laugh!

[calahandoombringer]

10$ this guy is just high as shit, explaining his accent and why hes deep frying a candy bar wrapped in turkey lol

[talalzon]

يعني مسوي طبخه انت ووجهك ؟؟؟؟!!!!

حتى و انت تاكل قلب وجهك

[ilikesmackdown]

how dare u post false pictures!!! how dare u!

[camposxivth]

i just clicked for some boobs ;(

[mmaneske1]

This guy is a MORON

[TNSAAM]

ههههههههههههههه ما خليتو شي ^_^

[AirHair7]

am i watching shrek or how not to deep fry a turkey

[kiekiez]

I Love this! 

[kittykatro]

that's one ugly motherfucker!!!!!

[wariorchild]

FAKE AND GAY

[utahcanadian]

This video made me lol!!

[Bigdaddy76164]

And at 3:13 is funny

[Bigdaddy76164]

i laughed at 1:46

[BiliousTrumpstaine]

I've often wondered how to deep fry a marsbar, a uniquely scottish delicacy, does it work with haggis? ;)

[rregallah1433]

رووووعه



[saL0o0o0o0m505]

@rregallah1433 حتا هنا والله انكم نشبه ههههههههههه

[tubefluid]

The only reason I even bothered to click on this was the pic of the chic by the stove!

A real turkey video.

[nostle2]

Sooo good!! I made these for the kids this morning before I had to play golf. The kids loved it with the powdered sugar and hot chocolate. The wife still isn't talking to me though.

[brody3199]

i like the way the scots cook

[Chris13wat]

this guy talks like a homo

[1990MRmustage]

@Chris13wat u2

[MindGroper]

Awesome recipe, I can't wait to try it. But why do they call it trainspotting turkey.

[BiliousTrumpstaine]

@MindGroper - Trainspotters was a film about heroin addicts in scotland - cold turkey?

[MindGroper]

@BiliousTrumpstaine hey thanks man, I never would have figured that out. I'll check out that movie.  I like this guy. He looks like marky mark, the kid in the new american movie about boxing.

[DaSchultzes]

This was colossally ... DUMB!

[W1VV1]

yaaa5y goo3tny :(

[Jrezky]

they don't really call it trainspotting turkey do they?

[chopsuey315]

he has the expression on his face that its nasty and hardcore accent it rocks

[Wojnarowski5312]

5 stars = best way to lose a hand while cooking a turkey lol

[emailmemrstara]

Damn i heard Scots are cheap but..... Burnt turkey wrapped snickers bars for Thanksgiving!! ...WOW

[krzifngrs]

bro teach me that highlander accent, i wanna be you

[wormfarm3000]

"It's not bad. I don't know why I'm coughing."

fucking gold!

[santran]

What's with all the arab suggested videos? Hid a bomb in a thanksgiving turkey?

[crippincraccin]

@santran hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhaaha

[XlilsidX]

I LOVE scotts accents!! soooo hot :)

[jazziegirl1989]

omg 0.o

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Good Jesus!!

Uggghhh, so disgusting.

How can you forget the whipped gravy topping?

You've just bastardized my family tradition on national YT.

[TheMobileMastermind]

You Might Trying Making a Candy Bar Turducken-

1 candy bar - not Frozen - stoffed (excuse the accent) with baby candy bar then filled with m and m's- Then wrapped in turkey, chicken, some other deli meat of choice - dipped in your pancake batter surprise then deep fried in a golden bath of hot peanut oil. Wow - Magic in your life- Don't forget the after Deep Fried Mentos, they PoP so be careful.

[tomniraq]

What happened to the hot chick in the initial pic? What a tease.

[hannuhoxox]

@tomniraq its rachel ray in case you want to look it up

[singedcarry]

@tomniraq If you want to see those pictures do a Google search for "Rachael Ray Maxim".

[gerpierro]

Deep fried snickers bars, brought to you from the country where haggis is a delicacy! (I loled, and yoo git foive stars enywey, you silly bugger!)

[dmaldo74]

scottish crackhead

[Bluelady4848]

LOVE the Scottish accent!

[elbacooks4u]

View my Thanksgiving Day Turkey Video

[CBR600RRajcic]

i hate you because i'm expecting videos of hot chicks and i get this stuff. While it may be informative and your accent is cool, please include the chicas.

[darkninjamandelta]

capt price sir!

[Mr808Michael]

IF I FIGHT FIR YOU WILLAM WALACE WILL I GET TO KILL ENGLISHMAN !!!

[zyta218]

who clicked this video because of the picture of the video?

[Elazul2k]

Gross!

[mrbloodsport]

hmmm keep gettin commercials telling me tel-aviv is the shit..wtf?

[MrFlyingscotsman1]

Delicious :I

[Potsac]

yuck

[METALMUNKEEZ]

im curious...lol

[Gimmal1492]

turkey-wrapped ... candy bar ... in pancake batter ... omg. Can we buy these at Walmart? >< Just kidding! please....

[frogbitedaddio]

how do i rate a video?

[BlackBlitz14]

Are you shrek? coz you have the same accent like him! cool and epic! xD thumbs up if you think so and keep thumbing up! to have the same accent

[asiarock779]

cool accent!!!

[1griffin]

the fish and chip's shop by my house does batterd mars bars.

fucking amasing :)

[collin5599]

this was funny

[ieatskiddlez]

sherk meal!

[mofokraut]

I need a dicksionery.  I aint under stood what he was saying.

[10110rm]

You are very creative. :D

[Reptilusable]

eaarr! shit!

[TNT66613]

MMMMM Deep fried Mars Bar would be interesting to try.

[HCelticPrincessness]

Sounds disgusting. Similar to deep fried Twinkies and such at state fairs. Yuck.

[Speculationist]

That's some damn fine cuisine my friend :) awesome job!

[KeromorV2]

Not remotely funny or humorous

[EFFORTLESS7]

@KeromorV2 seriously this guy isnt funny

[jdog175]

fireworks in a turkey?! AWESOME! this Thanksgiving is gonna be a day my family will NEVER forget

[ZomgMattRangel]

WHAT IN THE HELL?!

[Ronf465]

the internet is a fucked up place

[UTD111]

You celebrate "thanksgiving" and have "candy bars" in Scotland????

[oHKCOLEo]

lol " OH OH MY HEART"

[mas19]

LOL "it's not bad"

[mecagoenboba]

Can you give me a similar recipe but with chicken? I have a small stove so I gotta do everything miniature. Yesterday I cooked Duck thighs, so good. I'm into exploring so I can have a restaurant one day. That celebrates all the celebrities who have been on diets for the past 30 years. My royalties.

[spancooks]

wheres the chic? yu bold bastard

[osteilsi]

meat and chocolate? fuck it !!!

[lunarheart14]

Haha, hilarious.

5 Stars and a new subscriber xD

[beastandthemom]

damn this guy has the coolest accent

[mofokraut]

@beastandthemom I hate his assent. Sounds like an infereor brit.

[koryjal]

@mofokraut You sounds like an inferior speller....it's accent, not assent

[petrakid]

@mofokraut ACCENT grr learn to spell before you type on blogs!

[anto1191]

@mofokraut he is scottish have you got a lisp " assent " i cant believe you got five thumbs up they can't be for your spelling prowess

[AndrewSmith00000007]

@beastandthemom lol he's got accent of groundskeeper willy from Simpson.

[harpo103]

It sure beats haggis!

[Aaron1046]

eww lol

[upupaepops1988]

I'm so pleased not to be this guy.

[JaejoongieLove]

X) omg finally i've found an awesome scottish on youtube X)

[boo12369]

haha your great

[ricflairgowooooooo]

i eat deep fried turkey twice a year every year for the past 4 or 5 years its fn amazing and baked turkey is now crap to me.

[drummerboysareawesom]

How you not 400 pounds after that.

[eggbertsmith]

That was frightfully clever, drummerboyareawesom! You have a gift indeed.

[coconut1196]

that was really retarded

[lindsayluvsyou]

haha trainspotting turkey

[rybpo7]

You are so sexy. Do me!

[semyofpearls]

I rate it 5 Healthy Heart Attacks

[marurihizu]

This made my night. Seriously. Thank you Mark Day. XD <3 5 stars and favorited.

[sort187]

That chick in the thumbnail was Rachael Ray.....saw it a long time ago. Still epic tho. But otherwise, deepfried Pancake-turkey-chocolate whatevers are just INSANE!....Yeah, five stars for induced acid reflux!

[mahammadabba]

why do your videos show some sweet babe then your unshaved face is bouncing around?

[TheFakeAgalerex]

Even if I had the ingredients on hand, I'm not sure I would make that even if i was broke and the only thing I could eat for the next week when I get more money.

[wow85]

wow it literally looks like actual shit.

[renardo3333]

nah, htis doesn't fall apart :P

[kalcaron]

Eew.

Also, thumbnail cheat.

[ensignbeedrill]

...

Innovative.

[egkg75]

I hope you burn your bald head you prick, wheres the chick

[stoob8c]

not funny try harder

[Finalhazrd]

What happened to the half-naked chick in the video thumbnail?...Five invisible half-naked chicks deep-fried in pancake batter

[scjason420]

lol