No hooking up with guests!

[jc75843]

google tiffany preston

[SlimShawdi2014]

Swoozie xD

[WhatIsItThatYouNeed]

hypocritical christian swoozie -respect

[ChrisAmazon]

Your welcome.

[MissFire99]

Swoozie sandwiches!

[itaku]

LMFAO "I'm swoozie." I'ma use that next time I hit up a club.

[cedspud]

Was the managers name Stephanie?

[Ezio231100]

Hahahaha: alright, so don't have sex with any of the guests, alright go team. XD man this guys awesome!

[PowerNdust]

Your welcome.

[izzysienna]

*lol "I'm swooze." and I just walk right in

[izzysienna]

Lol "I'm swooze

[randogx]

You're welcome.

[BaronNate]

LOVE the futurama shirt Adende, thats bad azz.

[jesuisdavid1]

are u infront of a green screen ?

[KlayyJayy]

@jesuisdavid1 no. There are videos of him on the bed.

[jesuisdavid1]

@KlayyJayy Yeah i know, but the background looks so clean and still like a matte painting...I wonder what kind of Camera he uses...i bet he also hooks up the lighting.????

[Marc12wk]

Lol how old was u?!?! Nice man!

[MrBangen2012]

Hmm sandwiches

[SamySelene]

You are so cute!! :)

[Famusweetheart]

Orlando whoop whoop 407!!!!!!!!! Hahah I work at Universal :)

[FunnyMonsta8893]

Love the futuramma shirt, where do i get one?

[XWrathOfWarX]

Win...That is all...

[stevenkhemraj]

swoozie, u one of the realest coolie people i've seen!

[KlayyJayy]

Nice tshirt man I love it

[xCF26]

U got some pimp nails

[sumthincorny]

STEPHANIEE

[tujitsu]

usa is were its at im in the wrong country

[x50rider]

thanx i have now set some goals be like swoozie

[ThePalaminogirl]

"Pfffsh! Madam! No." xD

[toepro]

Swoozie, you may want to consider a manicure and lose those cocaine pimp nails!

[buttUGLY8]

hello from England ! imma have to come to the hard rock hotel someday just to see ya Swoozie! ;p

[PowerNdust]

HIs life is so awesome.

[BJBRUNOH2O]

COOL IMA VIP IN THE O

[nailpolishaddict90]

It's time for you to write a book, or at least a movie lol

[OmGitsMarijaME]

is it Stephanie? .w.

[MsRobotRock]

just noticed your shirt.

love~

[lurch6969]

I love hearing your stories! 

[chrstilen5]

Let's all flag it so we can see it ;D lols no dont ;D

[OAeroDynamicsO]

swag.

[TheTorch2424]

Cool story bro

[flash23311]

Nice swoozie sandwiches.

[christyannalou]

i love your shirt. sooooo much.

[TyX10]

This really made me laugh, this and all the other videos i watched from you, your awesome,i hope you make it even bigger than you allready are. you are hillarious. i couldn't stop laughing at the PSH MADAM part. keep it up swoozie

[manlancer24]

Your welcome

[WolfSeer16]

Hoping your shirt is a tribute to Doctor Who's New New York? Yes? : D

[mrs1man]

damn NICE :D

[Angelalovessyou]

pssh, MADAME no.

[yous343]

I really like your videos. When it comes to a certain part, like a certain scene, IMMEDIETLY after, you state exactly what I'm thinking in the video.

It's pretty cool lol.

Keep up the good work.

[DagonKal]

Your shirt Swoozie: winning.

[TheMegaTronKwam]

You look kinda like Big Sean.

[C13los]

i thought my computer was breaking at 0:53

[lisandra2494]

Hahaha "thank you YouTube"

[Rbt208]

When I heard "Citi Wok", i thought of South Park's "City Wok."

[MyJokesMakeYouLol]

Pssh! Madame..no.

That made me laugh so hard XD

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

I'm Swoozie! Like a G9!

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

Dude, I want your jobs! So much epic stories!

[007man033]

When I heard " Citi Wok" I immediately laughed my ass off, because I thought of " Shitty Wok". I love swoozie! XD

[Swagstorm77]

4:00 LOL love that face

[swoozie06]

@Swagstorm77 ~ ^______^

[90969087]

Gorgeous man. i lOVE your videos. :D

[90969087]

Gorgeous man. i OVE your videos. :D

[happyspartan08]

haha you're a cutie

[swoozie06]

@happyspartan08 ~ Why thank you happyspartan!

[xFootball2011x]

1:17 " Psshhh .... Maddam....NOHH" Hhaha said it LIKE A BOSS

[theedwardluva101]

LOL thank you YouTube.

[NicoleDeveraux]

I cannot belive how close i live to you

[TrueJustice13]

Psh! Madam, no.

[joaobigshot]

Like a boss !

[gatorluver2012]

"I walked up 2 the dude and im like..im swoozie *CLICK* walked rite in.." haha ur so awesome!

[asmg16]

sub NOW ! :)

[DarnThoseOranges]

Your lip biting = super attractive. You're opposed to booty dancing now?! Whoa..

[musicmanaj92]

You're welcome

[MrsWerty]

the manager's name is stephanie, yea?

[AmandaRusko]

Swoozie is a baws.

[TheBlueMonkey13]

next time i walk up to a club.....im gonna say "I'm Swoozie"

[Abbygale536]

@TheBlueMonkey13 lol :D

[xOCandiePieOx]

Wow. This is awesome. No denying. kthxbai.

[drewfilms123]

Dude, Your my idle!

[GeryBerry4141]

Your the best youtuber of all times.

[SuperRobertHayes]

LOOOOOL

"Just stand there mean"

[wassup986]

I don't know why, but I always refer to this video as "The Video I Vomited To" because the first time I saw it, I vomited since I ate too much

[iDonkeynuts]

Swoozie, do you use color correction for your vlogs?

[rozmansj]

you always make me smile... keep doing what you're doing!

PS - I have an "audition" at Disney tomorrow... any pointers? ;)

[abulia16]

dude. your shirt is awesome. i love futurama! and you're funny

[lockdown260]

I'm digging the mario in your room.

[naminememoryprincess]

a girl on each arm...SMILY FACE!

[RGGunzZ]

thanks for shout-out :D

[Yahh698]

dude your so fucking funny. kudos to you :D

[progenxt]

Yet my job 'a Themepark' they just said dont text the guests 'til shifts over.

[Jesuspowers25]

Dude seriously that shirt is amazing. Where the Philip J. Fry did you get it?

[jennypenny001]

"Madame! no!" Bwahahahaa you have amazing comedic timing!

[pureawesomeness2012]

lol you have a futurama shirt

[AdamLi13]

fuck this guy is a bauss LOL

[sexysilver86]

I would love to be able to walk up to the bouncer outside the club and say "i'm sexysilver." lol Good stuff swoozie....good stuff :D

[WaddleBuff]

Hey Swoozie, what kind of lens did you use for this vid? We have the same camera lol.

[WetheCreeperz]

Swoozie sandwich with a tall glass of swag :)

[MaxiumAwesomeness]

cool futurama shirt

[inocentgirl16]

@PubicBigFoot that's cute

[therealcharismatron]

Subbed for mad hilariousness.

[therealcharismatron]

Subbed for mad hilariousness.

[lazyeyestuffballs]

Your the youtuber who just talks in his youtube videos that I subscribed to.

[locolow2011]

you are a great storyteller man!!

[MerrickTide]

New subscriber right here!

[ThePeterrabbit35]

hey swoozie, i dont think your even gunna read this but. whatever. so im a girl and im in highschool. i hear all around my about freshmen girls that are already doing waaayyyy more then just making out. i plan to keep my vcard till im married. i would have really deep temptations at time like oooh ill just do it at prom no big deal or the night of graduation but no. you are my insparation to wait till im married. any advice on keeping yourself from doing anything in highschool? :)

[wintrparkgrl]

like a bau5

[aanarchist]

what kind of set up do you use to film your confessions? 

[nicole30600]

geeez you are hot!!

[afroguy226]

Who else paused @3:11 to read the writing in the corner?

[inocentgirl16]

@PubicBigFoot your obviously trapped in the closet

[PubicBigFoot]

@inocentgirl16 I want to be trapped in your closet. ;)

[HalfBlackPr0ducti0ns]

boss!!!!!



[iharris1020]

I love you! lol

[bbmac16]

double fisting?!?! Swoozie i thought your videos were rated G

[crochetdivaa]

Publicbigfoot u said "videos" meaning more than one why r u still watching them if u think he sucks. Stop hating and get a life.

[crochetdivaa]

So cool

[nbax5]

3:55 FTW

[anonymitymouse]

Thank you, You Tube. Fucking epic.

[TheWolfreaver]

Lucky ass bastard.....I could only do that when I wear my sexy time tuxedo

[REkill101]

He reminds me of dcigs lol but waaaay more polite

[hiimmooky]

sick shirt :)

[emurqq]

Do a vid about working at gamestop! thumb so he sees...

[gotricefoool]

PSSSHH. MADAM. No.

omg lmfao you're the best.

[cupcake9339]

love the ending of the vid, i thought u werent gonna get in and when u said yea i was YESSSSSS! lol

[arashtoop]

Love you swoozieee, subbed to you forever! Pleaseeee can I have a shoutout? :)

[CappiRano]

I really like this vlog :) Especially the music at the end dude ... So sick :)

[N3wGam3RRR]

Hello sWooZie.

[lonewolf5959]

first of all,love the shirt where did you get it??, second i never laughed so hard in a while, b/c i used to be sometimes the valet guy chest pumping, sometimes the guy in the car, but a totally dif hotel. love the vlogs keep them coming

[swoozie06]

@lonewolf5959 ~ Ahhh haaaaa- look at youuuu!

[FuturesVanguard]

Dude, awesome shirt. :D

[CallOfSpooge]

GIRLS......SHAMOWWWN!! XD

[michs09]

This vid was solid buddy

[swoozie06]

@michs09 ~ hahah thanks michs! *fist tap

[PubicBigFoot]

@swoozie06 You're video are fucking horrible. Your popularity is a manifestation of idiots centering around the strongest of them (being you) comparable to the society that chimps have in the jungle.

In conclusion, you're a stupid chimp that shouldn't make videos because you suck.

P.S. I am not a "troll" I just don't like you, Your videos are genuine crap for me. I actually hate them. You suck.

-Sincerely, PubicBigFoot :)

[RetainersRock]

@PubicBigFoot All this hate coming from a guy who can't even use 'You're' in the proper context. =) It's funny, because you probably wasted about 10 minutes of your life writing a comment in which you tried to sound smart by putting somebody else down, in turn making yourself sound like a little pathetic 14 year old with some serious self-esteem issues. I recommend that you get out more, change that extremely racist joke on your profile, earn some confidence and come back later. ;)

[PubicBigFoot]

@RetainersRock I didn't waste 10 minutes writing that comment I was more like a few seconds. You're stupid.

[TheSnazzyX3]

@PubicBigFoot Your attempt at making a comment explaining how "dumb" swoozie was is just a complete failure.

You are some sick bastard with penises in his bio and a whole bunch of videos like this one.

"Busty & Beautiful: bimbos and their victims"

Now you are centered around slandering Swoozie with the video, "Proof that swoozie is gay"

You cannot deny you are a troll.

[PubicBigFoot]

@TheSnazzyX3 Ha,Ha,Ha.

[ohmygoodnessrae]

@PubicBigFoot random troll.

get. a. life.

the end.

[djhavok19]

im going to have to find and buy that shirt. FUTURAMA FTW :D

[TheArchipelagoes]

What is that beat?

[PreatyLilLoca]

Lmaoo I love you n idek know yuu

-Thank youtubee:]

[prosp3ct2]

Just watched this and starting to die laughing at the part , "I've been turning girls down like pssh , madam.... no" lol.

[KaiteHeartsMakup]

@swoozie06 please make another video soon! I LOVE your videos and you! -3 ;)

[neokimchi]

dude i feel like there's a good chance the bouncer had no idea who you were... you just beswaggered him into submission

[swoozie06]

@neokimchi ~ LOL!! I know right- i would've felt SOOO corny had he looked back and said "So."

[Zakum0099]

@swoozie06 swoozie badada boopi?

[swoozie06]

@neokimchi ~ LOL!! I know right- i would've felt SOOO corny had he looked back and said "So."

[Protopro91]

If Youtube could talk, it'd say "You're welcome.... now make more videos ffs. Seriously"

[CrouseProductions25]

:DDDD

[EunNeptuneHim]

I work at best buy today and we ALWAYS talk about not stealing and keeping a close eye on customers and employees.

[swoozie06]

@EunNeptuneHim ~ Seeeeeee :)

[princessmeme22]

SWOOZIE SANDWICHES <333

[smartinez020]

Lol!!!

[mycoldheart]

Best Buy: DON'T STEAL!

LOL!!!!

[Fivestar191]

Hey Adante can i get a shout out for your next vid Please ;D

Love you and your videos #faithful watcher lol minus the stalker appeal.

[roln14]

YOU SAID STEPHANIE AT 0:54 - 0:56

[Wapalize]

can I get a shout for your next vid? :)

[TheAirsoftplayer21]

Can I get a shout for next vid bro?!!?!

[sandertrieu1995]

for that last part all i did was just clapped. just clapped.

[j0nxhi09]

Who caught the pimp smiley face at 4:00? ;DD

[crazyylilaj]

so sad that i watch the shoutouts at the end of the video hoping i am there LOL

[TheXStevenX]

bro u got make a vlog channel

[itsrandiduhhh]

Lmaoooo the face at 4:00

xD

[SuperHobbit89]

I think the moral to this story is that YouTube is just like getting to 1.5th base with 2 gorgeous women

[julianwashere]

DAYEM pimp! QQ have u ever worked at a Disney Store?

[PowerStunna]

haha, awsome vid swooz! you are a PLAYA! lol XD

[plamenxyzpenchev]

Uhm yeah.. what should we expect as the 200th video. I'm so impatient to see what swooz's got for us.

[swoozie06]

@plamenxyzpenchev ~ Heres a hint: French toast... for no reason...

[swoozie06]

@plamenxyzpenchev ~ Heres a hint: French toast... for no reason...

[SuperCurrymaster]

@swoozie06 AND I JUST NINJA-BLOODED.

[TravisLRichards]

CENTRAL FLORIDA WHADDUP!