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  • I got it when he said "going to the woman"

  • i KNEW THE JOKE WHEN I READ THE TITLE

  • i got the joke as soon as he said "cox"

  • The operator got it early on and played along, good sport,

  • @Natmossbim123 i have a feeling i know who the operator is i know that voice lol

  • i got the joke after reading the two top coments lol

  • Took me awhile to get it haha

  • when he said what do u mean by money i thought he was stupid

  • ahahahahah i didnt get it until the end

  • after he said 6 words i laughed. fuck i have a dirty mind

  • The last one was the funniest.

  • lol, at 1:12 he is practicing for his "deposit"

  • i actually didnt get the joke at the start but then when your like do they provide magazines and wipes i was like LMFAO

  • his responses were too good haha

  • i got the joke at the first second when he said deposit.

  • Dont get it

  • @3joelisawesome He ment to call a sperm bank, But he purposely called a real bank and talked about blowing his load in a cup and shit.

  • thumbs up if you got the joke at :19 seconds loool

  • i take that back

  • not funny at all

  • LOL. Once he said 'Load', I instantly knew what the prank was about.

  • got this at like 0:35.... wow my mind is dirty

  • Got it at 1:25 ish

  • haha pause at 2:01

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • "Allot of the staff use it themselves!!!" AHAHA!! LMAO!!

  • lmfaooo that was good as

  • iam sad only started to get at 2:33

  • Hahaahahahahah!

    Biggest legend ever.

  • i got this while the ad was playing...

  • thumbs up if you got this joke as soon as he said load lol

  • hey bro r u using a 3d cam 4 this right? wat kind?

  • i got the joke way too early from reading patoberle's comment LOL funny as phuck

  • I got this at 0:45 seconds goddamn, pretty good though haha.

  • God the guy around 1:20 was such a good helper.

  • I'd very much like to pop it into someone else's account XD

  • Honestly didn't expect that...

  • all that effort

  • @PatOberle Now we're all gonna get the joke WAY too early..

  • i go the got as soon as he said deposit.... im scared

  • 1 word legend :)

  • i love how this dude on the fone didnt get it when he said into a cup

  • @crazykidoutloud phone

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  • go it wen he sed i just wanna put it in a cup

  • WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWW :)

  • Im so fucking dumb, I thought you were going to chuck a shit not give your sperm. HAHAHAHAHAH.

  • Wow dude amazing shit

  • hahahaha the melbourne sperm bank lool

  • Perverted minds think alike

  • 2:01 "you get to watch them put it into the machine"

    "OOF :o" xD

  • this guy is the best comedian on the planet lols

    

  • @K3TypicalGangsta he is equal to mychonny

  • i dont get it

    :(

  • What do you mean by money? haha

  • you need a tv show mate!

  • @dinosaurusfluff the more publicity he gets, the less he can do because people recognize him

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  • The second time i watched it was so much funnier

  • " Big Load " I Knew the joke already.

  • what a dickhead cut the phone off.

  • @Multi20001000 OMG i know right! he should've just said atleast goodbye or something to end the conversation.

  • this is so funny

  • Ooh, I bet Alki does have a large load. He can unload right in my mouth any day, that hottie. <3

  • @Cheisu7 Eww, that's disgusting!

  • @TheElietto :(

  • haahaha money shot

  • lol the people he was talking to were clueless!!!!

  • oi alki are u greek bro

  • hahahhahahahahha the people on the phone are so oblivious

  • I got the joke WAY too early, curse my perverted mind, haha

  • @PatOberle lol, I love how there are 69 thumbs up for your comment.

  • @PatOberle got the joke too early thanks to you-.-

  • @PatOberle me too -.-

  • @PatOberle Haha.. you and me buddy.

  • @reidairsofter STFU

  • Took me until 1:15 to work out what kinda bank he was on about haha

  • ahha.. can i deposit my load?? yeh would u like to pop it into this account?? nah in a cup should be good :) :)

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  • @coolcrap99 you sir are a fully fledge "KNOB HEAD"

  • hahahahahaha fucking funny shit, the ring resizing and shower head are the best

  • 1:39 "otherwise, you just give it over the counter"

  • Ahahahaa

  • oh gawd ur a legend ahaha

  • funny when he hangs up

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  • hahahahaha

  • hahaha

  • @dadadannn i sooo no how u feel, rude and not patient call takers really annoy me!

  • Ahhhhh! He's an Aussie!

  • the cup, the cup haha

  • I don't know if it's like that in the US, but usually in Norway the guys are as helpful and nice as this guy - but the girls! God, they are friggen bitches! Some of them work at help desks - and what they usually say (whatever the question) is "I don't know" - not all but, a lot.

    that is so friggen annoying

  • @PlyLilian here in australia, really nice phone workers like this guy are rare to come across...usually in my experiences in prank caling stripper hires the guys end up threaten to track the number down and calling me a "fucken idiot"

  • @dadadannn daaamn...

  • What is he playing with under his desk??? His fuckin dick??? Why isn't he playing with his 'face' then??? Fucking shit video this dude is sooo fuckin gay!!!

  • Fail... Lol

  • FUCKING GOLDEN

  • @dgleed89 Haha not arguing with you, you said "only" I was saying "not only" but who cares about Yanks right?

  • @dgleed89 actually mate, there were 379 people who weren't American who died :) Out of 3,000 people who died :)

  • Please tell me your just scratching your leg right?

  • he can deposite hes load at my place anytime "wink""wink"

  • @dgleed89 hahah im not american u fuck. plus u must be a sick piece of shit to be happy people died in a terriost attack. sicko

  • i dont wanna know what he does with his right hand in that video

  • @dgleed89 9/11 joke. classy.

  • hahah the guy who he's talking to is so nice

  • @emilysaraahhh Commonwealth Bank customer service are really, really nice and understanding. I had a company screwing me around telling me that I hadn't paid a debt and that they were going to threaten me with legal action if I didn't prove I had paid it. I told the Commonwealth Bank what was going on and they were so disgusted that they waived the $50 fee for that particular service and kept phoning them and me, the same person, till it was all sorted out

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  • this is one of my all time favorites

  • every awkward silence a gay baby is born...HAHAHAA!!!

  • read comments before video.... ruined it

  • I feel awkward watching these. :P

  • Call up saying you want to put your money into a pot, that's in a hat, which is then emptied into a bigger pot, in a smaller hat.

    thumbs up if you get the reference.

  • MELBOURNE!

  • They always hang up-.-

  • That man is so robotic wtf

  • SHIT VIDEO!!!

  • hahaha why do they always hang up after? lol

  • Hahaha, I only got what he was really talking about when he said "have you got any magazines?" :P

  • "I was calling the Melbourne sperm bank"

    Doo doo doo doo

    OLOLOLOLOLOL

  • bahaha

  • as soon as he said "Load" I knew he was talking about sperm

  • @Vagitables Well thanks for spoiling the video asshole

  • that was hilarious, why do people get so mad in the comments?

  • What the shit are you doing with your right hand?

  • HAHAHAH

    

  • What's he doing with his right hand?

  • @BeastlyAznSpaz Preparing his load to deposit.

  • I must be Aussie cause I knew exactly what this was going to be about before I even clicked the video ha ha. What a prick hanging up though

  • Lol I was like ? Till the end wen I was like ahhh I get it

    Melbourne Sperm Bank XD

    Man us Aussies are funny

  • @Streakyal8tr i literally got it the first time he said the word 'deposit'

  • to be honest i thought he was talking about taking a dump

  • His right hand is under the desk. Enough said.

  • Wow, most of the people here are idiots, obviously hes not talking about money to a bank and its a prank... So what you can deposit that can be taken funny? Hmmm common sense people derp.

  • I started groaning when I figured it out. Your seriously smart!

  • R u playing with your dick under the desk

  • What are you doing under your desk... with your hand... ?

  • Hahaha I only got what he was talking about half way through the video :/

  • i got when he said deposit el oh el

  • hey guys, its a sperm bank, joke spoiled :(

  • Oh wow, figured it out by 0:05

  • haha i got the joke at 1:30

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • Lol this one isnt as good as the others

  • where exactly do you work?

  • As soon as i heard i need wipes cause it will get sticky i knew what he meant ahahaha

  • 21 people can't "deposit"

  • This is so awkward to watch HA HA

  • @ThePimponator WTF you are a faggot 'my dream is to become a pekemon trainer' I'm sorry but that is fuckin sad you are 31 years old

  • too funny

  • Ohhh MY

  • Lol sperm bank

  • i got it as soon as he said he wanted to deposit :/

  • He hung up the phone in like 1 milla second

  • Lol

  • It actually took me till you said sperm bank for me to know what you were doing. I was kinda not paying attention and then when you said sperm bank i laughed so hard.

  • fuckin hilarious!!!!!!

  • typical shit auzzie humor

  • @hawk3553 fuck you with your dry american humour

  • @BeccaRayRay not from america fool

  • @BeccaRayRay lol he's from New Zealand man, stop assuming everyone is American.

  • @BeccaRayRay British humor is the definition of dry...not American

  • @FruitySCB My hairy fucking ass. American humour is so shit compared to British.

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  • @BeccaRayRay

    I'm American, I found this extremely funny.

    Also, that guy wasn't even American.

    So shut your dirty little mouth, you ugly fuck. I'm tired of your stereotypical kind. It makes me want to invent a portal, build the other end right above your bed, and punch you. Every morning. Of every day.

  • @BeccaRayRay hes Australian you dropkick

  • @BeccaRayRay lol you alright?

  • Fapfapfapfap

  • i was solo

  • Sorry I stopped watching at :15 seconds.

  • Your funny! NOT

  • OLD MAN pranks ARE FUNNY AS DO MORE

  • lame, gay and getting old b