Check out my BIG BANANA

[wordreet]

Never seen you handle a bunch as big as that before!

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

banana farmer.. lol

[canadamonster]

nice i love plants but in canada our options are few. my crab apple tree is loaded ...its saskatoon berry season ans soon choke cherry season. you havent lived till u had choke cherry surup.

[TartarusFalling]

Your banana looks awful firm, Stripy.

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Mmmmm.

Now that looks delicious!

The cheapest bananas I can find here in the States are now 3lbs/99 cents.

I have to do the math.

[Futureplanet]

$12 bucks a kilo!?? I'll buy 'em! Still $15 a kilo down here

[Cuntfinger]

I like banana. Tastes like banana.

[depuyt1]

$15 ? ....for $15 here in NY you can get 1/2 truck load of bananas and maby even the driver if he's gay cause your so cute Gregie lol

[roguesentinel]

@depuyt1 The floods that were in QLD screwed over a bunch of banana plantations, that's why they're so expensive.

[depuyt1]

@roguesentinel Oh then you better hide your stash :)

[roguesentinel]

@depuyt1 Haha I don't have any bananas. It's too cold in Victoria for them I think. I wish I had a secret stash, I haven't eaten bananas in months.

[smashbeans]

yummy,i love chicken :D

[RapidFireNeuron]

whaa.....?!? the old title of this video was MUCH better!

[TheLionsDenNews]

They are so green and look delicious!

[mumsthewitch]

a tad envious but good on ya

[AddictiveBreedNICK]

Wow man... those bananas are bigger than those coloured cocks

[HeyRuka]

So weird :3

[SuperBianca86]

nice..



[TheOtherSide100]

The only things that sells by the "kilo" in America is drugs.

I'll take 2 kilos of those "bananas" you've got there.

The eagle has landed.

The eagle has landed.

End transmission.....

[monicaslovely69]

Teaser !! bananas in WA are like $15 a kilo :( no smoothies for ages

[KenanVideos]

@monicaslovely69 $15????

[monicaslovely69]

@KenanVideos  yeah in supermarket since last week $15 a kilo :(

[poolehart]

get a bucket full of toffee and make an ginormous pie!

[citizen762]

Can't grow bananas where I live. Lucky bastard!!

[thelowbudgetcompany]

LMAO :D I love Daisy :D

[DibbersPage]

Dont leave them out to long or Gay Gregie will be having all his friends round for a game of hide the bananas hahahaha H&R Bro

[WhiteKnitter]

Sleep with one eye open tonight because the possums are still out to get your bananas.

I should know, I'm one of them.

[HoneymoonCampers]

Cool!

[AnnyaMoon]

Lovely!

[mrvwspotter]

Banananas in the back yard! Lucky bugger, I just have to make do with Blackberries.

[zalmanusa]

12$/kg for bananas? That is mental, they're like a fifth of that here.

[NoFaithNoPain]

You... are fucking mental. :D

[Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

Greg, they looked bigger from a distance....but when you were holding them they looked tiny.....that's life I guess ;)

[slanelcla]

So thats what used to eat our banana's when I was young. One day they were there and the next all gone.

[draywanda]

cool vid there Greg.

Have a goodun' D-Ray

[Crakerzs]

A girl takes her dress to the dry cleaners and asked for it to be cleaned, the man is deaf and says come again?

The girl blushes and says no, yoghurt this time,,,

[JosephW99]

Are they anything like the crap we get in the grocery store?????????????

[YeahNaahYeah]

nice one man they are gold atm

[MckMick]

You're sweet and delicious. But your penis smells like shit.

[1NationUnderJesus]

I love the little song that plays at the begining and the end xD

[bigrod29]

Try one in the ass Grego and let me know how it was will ya

[itsCARLDOUGLAS]

Wow wish i could do that at the back of my garden, the only thing i can pick out is cherry's,lol

[karmagirl74]

I like bananas!! :D

[EQVAY04]

WOW greg you're looking really good in this video did you get a tan? HAHAH subscribe to suck my wiener <3

[TradieSays]

Nice! Btw if you capture some of those possums I'd love to try some native meat lol please don't tell karmagirl I said that

[oxygene6661988]

you gay?

[Driftt888]

Fucking knob head

[Paxmax]

Not many people know that there are only very few varieties of "domesticated" (edible) bananas. Ladyfinger banana slices doesn't go brown quickly like other bananas do. Bananas are interesting fruit. Did you also notice how it is perfectly matched to the hand??? It has a break-open tab at teh top... Yahweh creator god put it there, or so I've heard... (LOLS!!!!)

[ChuckDrinksMilk]

@Paxmax i thought it was evolution as natural selection meant which ever monkey had the hand that best fitted eating a banana would survive and therefore, all monkeys now have that hands as all the others died as they couldn't eat

[Paxmax]

@ChuckDrinksMilk ..are you sure about that info??? =o) (Mwahahahhaa!!)

[ChuckDrinksMilk]

@Paxmax more sure than God :D

[Brainiac1056]

We have a big chiquita importer at my hometown and I know they have had some problems with spiders & snakes from imported bananas.

You should be carefull. :)

[Gevedon]

Yum! I love food from the yard! :b

[missvile07]

$15 a KG here.

Lady fingers are the BEST bananas ever.

*wants to move to QLD so she can have a banana tree in her backyard*

[ArizonaChris96]

I learned something new, I did not know a banana tree leaked sap

[hsv4lyf]

@ArizonaChris96 It's very bad if you get it in your eyes, it's like glue.

[ArizonaChris96]

@hsv4lyf I was thinking about getting a smaller Banana plant for the patio and indoor.. I'm not sure if the plant would grow if planted in the ground where I live, in Phoenix, Arizona the heat might scorch it.. Middle of July the temperatures can reach up to 130°F zero humidity. Thanks for the additional info, it's good to know about it

[bmxican93]

you have pet chickens? you sir win at life!

[missvile07]

@bmxican93 They make the best pets ever!

I have two :p



[Elenkhos]

Gay Gregie's banaba(s) is much bigger, u sure those aren't kiwis mate...Lololol

[hsv4lyf]

I used to work up north on the bananas, funny that what they call harvesting them is called humping.

[Naedidit]

You could get alot of money for those Bananas!!

[RapidFireNeuron]

Those huge bananas are too big to fit in my mouth! Where is Gay Gregie when we need him??? I'm sure he could handle them.....

[dudeistpriestman]

Those chooks are awesome.

[Zaunstar]

It's not pronounced "bawww-nawww-nawww", weirdo! I love bananas, by the way. Next time I'm in Brisbane, we'll have to do a banana creme pie video for the gregskitchen channel.

[TheNakedWombat]

You're richer than a mining magnate.

[QueensIander]

good haul, prob close to a hundred bucks right there

[sheri226]

Once they're ripe you're going to have to cook with some on your cooking channel. Banana bread? Banana pancakes? Make sure & give some to Anna as well so she can work her magic!!

[Tarhini]

Not a bad looking bunch you got there greg!

[ownhomedog]

Cool vid- I have never seen anyone cut them off a tree before

[FANNYLEROUX]

For those watching and laughing about the "under your chin" comment, may i just point out, their is truth in that. it ALWAYS happens when i've just fake tanned too... Ask @GayGregie he can back me up... :)

[Aussiegirl265]

Under your chin, lol naughty

[FreeformTao]

Those chickens are gorgeous.

[Skindoggiedog]

$13.98 a kilo down here at the moment =/

[Deeno888]

Love this stuff Greg. Forget that Youtube Crap get on with your old stuff. All the bitter stuff makes me feel like I have walked into someone's front room amidst an family row. Focus on this and forget the community?? ABC ain't trying to have dinner parties with SBS, they just get on with the show. Love it Greg.

[limosine]

Can you grow a banana plant from a cutting? I wonder how long they take to propagate and bear fruit. Hmmm.

[wwrulk]

*Walks up* I'm a banana!

[MongooseFreeRider]

I havent had any bananas all this year since they went from $2.50 a kg to $11 a kg. BTW they look like Lady Finger bananas from what ive seen in Coles?

[INKfectious]

Watch them huntsmans in there mate

[mynewkitome]

um, your nannies look like they could have had abit longer on the tree, you coulda bagged em.Banana workers use gumption to get that shit off em Ah, sweet memories of Tully caravan park...............

[AuntieDiluvian]

Yummmm! Where do you leave them to ripen?

[fe900571]

WTF! Here in Brazil we pay 1.167 Australian dollars a kilo!

[Deeno888]

@fe900571 Yes we pay that in Aus too but just lately they had a bit of rain and the supermarkets don't need and excuse to hoist the prices 1200%. You can be sure if they have a bumper year they won't give em away. I for one am sick of the high price of bananas it's all bullshit and they are milking the consumer on the back of a sympathy vote that is wearing a bit thin.

[fe900571]

@Deeno888 You wanna hear one ridiculous thing? Brazil is the world's 3rd largest poultry producer ... coming up to become the 2nd. I happen to live in the very specific region where most of the poultry is produced. If I go to another state, I am likely to find the kilo of chicken costing less than the place I'm currently living. Ridiculous!

[parisblonde]

Wow that's choice mate!! What a awesome backyard you have. Can I help peel you banana? YASHRN .

[yourfullofsheite]

I've heard it said that a banana was made by god to fit the human hand..Oh yeah that fit real good.My hand slides real nice against it's skin,oh yeah.Slide in slide out ,that's right .In and out oh yeah!!........So you say the sap stains?

[tattooskin72]

holy shit that's some expensive bananas! I'd never survive if I had to pay that much hehe. I love bananas. I have one every morning... and I'm not being all sexual or anything!!!!

[Richmunnich]

Come on Mr. TalliMan Talley me bananas...daylight come an me wan go home

[SkiddyDoughnut]

Quit gardening, sell bananas.

[kennyntara]

I paid $15 for 4 bananas the other day.... The kids are bloody lucky I love them!

[TheRockinRaven]

@kennyntara That's crazy, omg! :-O

[dEdGrimley]

I could've done without the whole banana harvest tutorial and just kept with the theme song again.

[imbored2]

cute chickens!

[MsChopperdog]

Wow, pretty cool.

[hysonly]

and now i want a Huge Banana....Cake.

[jakluk4]

mmmm all u need is a good bowl of frosted flakes cereal now! ;p

[robjnixon]

thats like $600 bucks worth right there!!! its 17 bucks a kilo over here

[HotSauceStain]

Austrailia looks amazing dude. good video bud!

[WhyAreYouSoJelly]

Needs more cowbell.

[manysharptongues]

@WhyAreYouSoJelly Much more cowbell. :P