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  • i think he got his math wrong cause she had 7 abortions and he said that they need 2 more on the stamp card. now im a right or im a right

  • @fishboy987654321

    Actually your wrong, lol. He said she got the 10th one free. She currently has 7 so she needs 2 more to get the 10th free. Hope that clears it up for ya lol. :D

  • LMAO The Uterus as a Horror Movie

  • dude you should just where a rubber with her and stop getting her pregnant...

  • You would think the chick would try getting her man to wear a condom or something. But it's her body, it's probably better to have the kid aborted then to subject that kid to a 18 years of misery and mistreatment and probably what may only amount to a bleak existance afterward.

    I don't know how many people would agree with me on this.

  • Doctors in Washington State do "specials" on medical marijuana office visits! Usual price: $200. Until next Monday $100!

  • I'll never understand why your videos don't have more views with all the subscribers you have. Between you and FLuffee my YouTubing is complete.

  • i love how you start rocking back in forh in this lmao

  • ROFL!! xD you slapped her with your huge cock

  • all your videos are fuckin funny as shit. i thoroughly enjoy them. :D

  • tell her to swallow instead andy it works better for everyone :P

  • lol my friend dick slapped this girl after she gave him a blow job, it gave her a black eye. lolololololol

  • LOL nice dark humor...abortion mall

  • screw condoms, anyone got a coat hanger?

  • ur a hippy and gay

  • @FoxrotPs3 how is he a hippy? you fucking idiot

  • @FoxrotPs3 how is he gay and what the fucks wrong with hippies you fuckin douchetwat

  • The birthday cake is a lie...

  • roflllll scrambled fetus and.. o..j?

  • hahahaha " who picks rock , oh well hopefully she keeps me " LMFAOOOOO

  • U beat CHICKS with your c0ck ??

    That's my bitch !

  • bro, you'd be a mad chill dude to hang with

  • i hope your a stand-up comedian man ur hell funny ;D

  • @RetardedChickenVids lol he is

  • girls like that give women's rights a bad name

  • hahahaha you are funny man keep them up

  • nice gum bae

  • The inside of her vagine looks like StarGate Prison.

    The Uterus

    "Coming in a clinic near you."

  • I slap people with my dick all the time too! XD

  • Hahaa actually made me laugh out loud :)

    Canadiaan bruthaa

  • Like someone below said:

    "personally, I would NEVER get an abortion, mainly because it's not the safest procedure you could get, but i would appreciate at least having the option.....does that make me a bad person?"

    nope. A lot of us are the same way... we plan to use latex, pills, etc but once in a hundred times, they fail ..but even if you do decide to abort, try to do it early as possible.. like before 8 week stage or 12 week tops..before organ systems develop too much. But 7?!?!!

  • @beccalee69 Shane Dawson is funny in a dirty kind of way.

    These guys seem sorta cleaner

  • STOP prostitution first !!

  • I love abortions.

  • you just happened to made this girl's stupidity hilarious.. but really you should slap her with your giant cock.

    ps you should suggest to her that getting an iud is a good idea. or just giving head

    pss i'm really curious about how big you are but im not going to ask cus i think i know.

  • lmao you re cool ! and hillarious !

  • in dutch there is a word for slapping someone with ur dick

  • abortions are fucking bullshit and anyone who has an abortion is an abomination to society and irresponsibled as fuck

  • @awsomedudewoot abortions are the best thing to happen to stupid teenagers, but 7 of them is fucked

  • Lmao. You mushroom slapped her!

    Your vids. always crack me up!

    I don't mind your vids at least your not Shane Dawson.

  • I know someone who had 5 abortions but she didn't tell her bf about any of them. How wrong is that? What if the guy actually wanted to keep the kid? That's so wrong.

  • You are a TRUE FUCKHEAD!

  • go to bed kid

  • funny stuff

  • that's gross that the chick has had that many abortions geez it's a vagina not a freaking clown car

  • "aborting a stamp card"

    you're hilarious.

  • thanks ;)

  • @pearlannhope i know seriously i was just about to type that.

  • this kinda sorta just made my day..not even gonna lie. =) <3

  • lmaoo love every video

    and u said longboarding

    do u longboard?

  • Maybe she keeps her dead babies in little jars so she can shake them and watch them wiggle...ew now that´s just plain sick XD

  • to: greyskirt

    hhahaha. She'd probably go to a mental hospital. that's just wrong..

  • Hahaha this Guy is absolutely classic !

  • lol this is funny =]

  • She has killed 7 people. If people on earth did it they would be in jail forever, abortion is wrong, if you don't want a child don't have sex.

  • 0r use condoms?

  • Theres always that.01 chance that it will break.

  • I think the proper word is "aborting". I think.

  • 7 abortion? shit i hope she saw a doctor for the other things you can get from sleeping around. i can't help but picture a dick fighting back saying (if they could talk) "no way man, i'm not going in there! i thought we were friends!!"

  • your not that big and thats illegal

  • sad how ppl get abortions..this vid makes me sad.....

  • Abortioning is sick. No special cases for nothing. These kids might grow up to be like bill gates or obama you can't take that away from somebody. Personally I think that it's like murder. And your murdering your own child. How sick is that?

  • one word-rape

  • but if someone doesn't abort their fetus that means that the parent would have to give the kid up for adoption and there is more kids that get abused by foster parents then there is Bill Gates.

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  • yeah i know it may not always be an Obama or a Gates but i still think it deserves some sort of a life. but i respect your opinion its nothing i can change and thats ok. we all have different views on things like this.

  • i had about 2 abortions so far

  • you don't know the exact number?

  • about? O.O you aren't sure?

    well anyway good job on killing about 2 innocent children of yours, you bag of douche.

  • u ramble on..

    and get off topic..

    like you were talking about abortion.

    then ended the video talking about how

    you beat someone up with your dick...

    Im not a hater..

    but just telling ya..

    so maybe you can work on that a bit...(:

  • that bitch should die!!

  • lmfao!!!!

  • cilla black

  • omg that chick needs to have her vagina stapled shut or something!

    way to go for talking about a topic a lot of people just like to fight over. personally, I would NEVER get an abortion, mainly because it's not the safest procedure you could get, but i would appreciate at least having the option.....does that make me a bad person?

    lol. i love getting andy videos in my subscription box!

  • lmfaooo AWESOME XD

  • it's aborting lol

  • looooooool :P !!!

  • i pick rock. they never see it comin.

  • in 7th grade this girl allready had 2 then her 3rd time she had the kid in 8th grade

  • Thats just fucking sick....

  • lmao

  • Andy, tell that chick to look up a thing called a "condom"

  • will do :D

  • dont wanna be too much of a dick haha but duuuuuuude its aborting might be part of the joke but dunno just had to xD

  • "ANDYWARSKI IN MY SIBSCRIPTION BOX AGAIN!? Jesu---" haha great vid man always funny :P

  • hhaha thnaks brotha

  • lmao this is hilarious dude nice(;

  • I think that this lady should seriously start debating that maybe her husband should wear some protection.

  • boyfriend... lol

  • were both Canadian eh

  • I'm all for abortions but 7? SEVEN? WTF?!?!

  • Jesus Christ, Andy.

    I love you.

    I want your baby.

    Which I will then proceed to abort, in a fanfare of lulz.

  • wow!!! good to hear u are makig people think abortions are not right. this girl wont be able to have any babies...abortioning..lol

  • Just skip straight to 3:42 :)

  • Lets see this giant penis ;) lets see that in a vid ;)

  • 7 abortions ftl :(

  • dude your good!

    you should do some stand up lol

  • HAHA this is part of my act lulz

  • hahaha that was golden!!!

  • you are my favorite word inventorer..er?

    <3

  • lol

  • one acronym: lmfao.

  • haha i wouldn't be surprised if the fetus's had also painted on her uterus wall a vacuum cleaner with a line through it.

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  • How about instead of "I don't know... stop having abortions?" we do something like "I don't know.... get operated?" Now here's my guess this is what happened: She wanted to get an operation but the male chovenist doctor went like "no you can't get operated you've never had a kid so you might want one I'm not gonna do it", so she has to abort when she gets preggo. I strongly encourage her practice. People are all like "pro life vs pro choice" - pro choice is the moderate position. Im pro abortion

  • @DrQuijano

    You ignorant ass if you ever watch an abortion on ultasound you will see the baby fighting for its life go i can't stand dumb liberals like you you don't give a shit about life unless if affects you and by the way she could freeze the eggs or use a condom or she could not hore around i hope someone kills you then ill say " it is ok he was not living and has no fealing so it is ok if i kill it" BTW fetus's have feelings. killing in the womb is still killing

  • Finally, this random video of weirdness was freaking hilarious.

  • haha Abortioning™

  • Aborting is the word you're looking for =P

  • I cant believe she had 7 abortions!! She has killed seven of her kids!!! thats horrible.

  • wow I never stopped to think about what a uterus would look like after a couple of abortions. Thank you for painting that picture for me O.O

    hahahaha blue prints of escape routes lol keep me! stop abortioning! lol

    that lady should get abortioned lol (copy write)

  • do you think before you say this?

  • You should post like at least once a week...yeah

  • this reminds me of Fluffee

  • hes fluffee's buddy

  • FLuffee is ftw

  • Argh! Need to flick that piece of fluff off your shirt!

  • i think people should be able to have an abortion if they truely need to... but 7 is rediculous...... if you dont want a baby and you bother to spend the money to get abortions i say she should get get her tubes tied and get it done with!!

  • I believe in the Illuminati that our race needs to stop breeding so much. Especially when most of us dont have a career and live at home with our parents as adults. I got lucky. I have a good job but still live at home. I dont want kids, so Im pro abortion. However, when it comes to this woman, get on birth control or something. Tie those tubes. It seems that will save money in the long run when it comes to her path. She should look at it as a financial investment. . -Dave-

  • i got the same computer as you andy

  • yaaaa woop woop! another vid nice man

  • Mmmmmm scrambled fetus

  • Scrambled fetus and OJ, LOL

  • um kinda a lil down hill just a tad tho

    and wut ever happened to the video you were making? only available in canada?

  • word is

    ABORTING

    :P

  • Cock slapping FTW

  • ...you've called the abortion hot line.

    you rape 'em,

    we scrap 'em

  • aborting. . .

  • Scrambles fetus and OJ. Lovely.

    5 stars.

  • i like you, youre a sick kidd, i approve

  • Andy post 1 videos every week and the monday video on cdv on time xD lmao

  • I PERSONALLY DONT THINK ABORTIONS R SOMTHING TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR KILLING A HUMAN WHAST WRONG WITH U AND HER FOR DOING THAT.HOW CAN SHE GO THROUGH LIFE KNOWING SHE KILLED SO MANY INNOCCENT CHILDREN. Poor babies.

  • @theenadz I blame all the abortions on your use of caps lock.

  • They're not babies until they exit the woman's body.

    Until then they are embryos, or fetuses. Get it right.

  • I think it would be Aborting

  • ROFL

    an abortion stamp card would be an awesome prank gift or something

    also why are you hitting girls in the face? lol

  • is her name octo mom or kate gosselin lol penis beater uper ftw

  • I'm pretty sure the word is aborting... JUST SAYIN'! :P

  • i think abortions should be for mistakes or someone being raped, not something you plan out

  • hhahaha im really drunk right now and i love your vids andy =) thumbs up!

  • she killed 7 people, awesome...

  • You are not even arogant!

    I like you every Video you made is just funny.

    That Vid made my Day^^

  • l000000000000l

  • i loveee this video its hilarious xD

  • do you write your material or is it just there?

  • Using birth control would be a good alternative.

    Or a condom, but condoms suck so I guess I could understand that.

  • lmaooo hilarious

  • Lmfao 0:59 :D

  • my mom had 10 abortions, ima lucky fuckin sperm lol

  • Maybe she should stop being a slut :P

  • thats like killing 7 babies

  • 2:25 i think "aborting" would be the proper term lol

    Anyways, this girl sounds interesting.

  • lol wow! hahaha

  • that chick is my hero.

  • The word is aborting :)

    Great video!

  • If you are gonna tell us it's big then you need to go ahead and define it in inches. I mean how do I know that we have the same definition of big?

  • ohh god ur funny man ur not afraid to say anything

  • assuming you read comments:i lvoed the ending fuckin hilarious

    also,post videos at least once a week(if not more<3 )

  • ROFL! I like the "stamp card" abortion idea... freakin' hilarious

  • I find the only thing that makes abortions justifiable is if having a baby would severely harm the mother or if the baby itself would have terrible health conditions and would probably die. Otherwise it's just idiots being careless and destroying life because of their mistakes.

  • damn Andy, thats horrible man...I don't understand how people can live with themselves when they do that....it's so wrong...if you can walk the walk and have sex, and then you can't man up or woman up for the actions you did to create a life, that makes you a sick fuck, and I don't know how people can look at themselves in the mirror after doing such shit.

  • abortions for birth control is murder........

  • I thought that too many abortions like fucked up a womans reproductive system or some shit like that.

  • its aborting not abortioning...abortion is wrong but it should remain legal, because people are going to find away to get rid of their children anyway through forced miscarraige or something might as well make it safe also to force your own morals onto a group of people is tyranny doesn't matter what moral it is

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  • That's horrible that lady shld be put in jail! hahaha i get the stamp card thing...funny! for the record, I THINK ABORTIONS SHOULD BE 100% ILLEGAL!

  • OMG!! THATS SICK

  • you know you hit rock bottom when you are considered a regular at an abortion clinic

  • LoL at the Chinese girl in the background. :D

  • ahahaha i agree :)

  • wow this was so morbid...... abortions are terrible no one should get one... its killing someone

  • thats fuckin crazy what a dumb bitch

  • You dickslap too!?=)

  • lol so do i  0o

  • Very funny=)

  • post at least once a week or more

    dude ur videos are funny

  • i know i miss the old times when he used to post like 3x a week

  • Make a vid everyday :D

  • LOL LEGEND

  • I'm totally pro abortions, if a child is unwanted it might get a crappy life and the parents might suffer economically. but that's a debate to take an other place than youtube :)

  • shes a fool. a healthy baby can be sold on the black market for $25,000 EVEN IF it is Chinese. Hah?