Sonic For Hire - Sonic For Hire - Toad

[gamerawithguns]

EVERYONE has time for face sex.

[splintercellz88]

Why? Just, why? Amy wants to have sex with you too. Why not have sex with her instead?

[BlaqkJackal]

lmao here take the fuckin key ! youre creepin me out!

[MrSegamarkus]

who needs homing attack when you have a gun?

[acealexander702]

Lol, guess Sonic banged Toad's face to :P

[SonikkuBlaze]

Toad has a choad

[PureDeath100]

@SonikkuBlaze hey that rhymes

[uncleruckus714]

So Toad, Sonic & Yoshi are all tranny chasers

[Mrhoho3]

first line made me lol

[alfredwinchesterjr]

PRESS 3 FOR JEWISH

[RidiculousReality101]

It doesnt matter if tails dies. He comes back to life! DUH!!

[MrTerumi12]

"might as well... do a little face sex." X3

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

What are you looking at!?

Your banging that thing's face T_T

[shadowduengeon9]

are you still a plumer?

[Doctor4077]

Aparently Birdo swallows

[WildDogShadow]

I wonder if that they blurred out... is shaped like a mushroom?

[killabee255]

i like how the people holding guns have a koopa troopa and a goomba head

[Pufflelover2684]

Nice head, stupid! LOLOLOLOL!

[Megamanpwnsall363]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT A SHITTY SNOW BOARDING GAME!!!!

[weegeecola]

birdo: he thinks he is a girl. spits egg-colored rocks out of his mouth.

[MrBubbles0o0o]

Mario like, seriously sounds like Jackie Estecado haha

[narutouchihaism]

im in for some face sex

[Konganut]

are the voices the guys from RoosterTeeth?

[BeyKingColes13]

1:22 Sonic went shadow

[UmbreonDarkShadow]

@BeyKingColes13 Fricken epic right

[deidara1]

0:55 :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[clydu91]

Sweet Sweet Face Sex.

[tugsnipe]

Yay...Face sex.

[Anihero69]

sloppy seconds

[Pufflelover2684]

GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I LIFT U OVER MY HEAD AND THROW U a few feet away from me.

[bm4604]

best one ever ps toad has a small penis

[GBeast27]

after reading these comments, IDK WHAT THE HELL BIRDO IS ANYMORE!!!!!

[vissova]

@GBeast27 Birdo is a male that wants to be female.

[GBeast27]

@vissova thnx 4 clearin tht up lol



[1flaming1guy]

two top comments from the same person WAHT?

[somahiru]

@1flaming1guy ... I don't even... how did I did th-- whaat.

Man I didn't even knew that hahaha.

[RetraGamer]

I'm gonna make this all clear for everyone, and by clear, I mean confusing.

Birdo was originally drawn up as a guy and over the years became a girl. You can consider this? as a guy who's now a girl.

Yoshi, on the other hand identifies as a guy and everyone calls him that, except he lays eggs, so he's a girl.

So, in the end, Yoshi's born female (lays eggs) but calls himself a guy, and Birdo was born male (SMB2 manual), but now a girl.

[sonic16659]

@RetraGamer yoshi is both

[MarioUltimatefan64]

Toad really should'nt be doing that in public. Sonic he will kill anyone for money and Kirby well, in this series he just kills anybody.

[kirbymariomega]

BIRDO IS A TRANSEXUAL End of story.

[TFGTA93]

Semen.

[Joshnicholas1]

Technically at this point Birdo's a guy. 0-0

[CYoungM1543]

time for a little face sex

[Nitrorcman189]

Sonic: I'm on it meatball.

Mario: That guy is an asshole.

Tails: Ya I know.

[onetonmuckfire]

mario is the streets of rage kingpin.. I knew it!

[KaruLegendaryPKK]

might as well grab a little face sex

[Frostcore67]

Why are people bitching bout the top comments? I love being on bottom! being on top is too much work ;)

[Mooch088]

This is messed up stuff.

[megamormonman3212]

One guy, both top comments, comments are the same thing. I am going to strangle the YouTube egghead who programed that to be allowed.

[UnneccesaryNonsense]

i love that the same guy has the top comment for the same comment

[DrNGinfan1]

birdo has an indeterminate gender, ninetendo itself says

[WaffleSP]

the top comments are the same thing, from the EXACT SAME GUY

[bigshotibaby]

why are the 2 top comments are the same and by the same guy on the same day?!?!?!?!

[chruiz42]

its the same comment, BY THE SAME GUY?!?!?! WHAT THE FU---*explosion*

[TheJayson3000]

two off the same comments from the same virgen from the same computer from the same hand from the same jizz coverd hand

[NatashaPaskett]

lag

[WtfMarkus3000]

why do every1 call birdo a guy? birdo is even called birdette and yoshi AND birdo are in love, that should mean they both are gay if birdo was a guy

[Kitsune7Kyuubi]

@WtfMarkus3000 Welcome to Japan.

[CheyenneDaMan]

@WtfMarkus3000 Because Birdo was/is a guy. It was official that in birdos first game it was said that it was a guy.

[MegaRedzed]

Finaly he did somthing right

[Zellig]

I like the streets of rage 3 gunmen and mario's henchies.

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

please stop responding to my comment

[pinkbunnyman07]

@EricSteveRatzlaff why?



[ITACHI2346798]

why not add sonic to pokemon

[somahiru]

Aaaand worse thing is... Birdo's a guy.

[demonjack123]

@somahiru XD

[mattisaguru]

@somahiru WHAAAA

[luffybrook]

@somahiru Birdo"s a girl I just check five different sites including the main Mario site as well as wiki and wikia.

[somahiru]

@luffybrook So they retconned it. Back in the day Birdo was a guy, even a japanese Mario Kart Double Dash promo stated it.

Oh well.

[marvin280694]

@somahiru really i thought it was a female yoshi

[luffybrook]

@somahiru See what happened is that in the first appearance of Birdo she was a guy who though she was a girl but then around 5 years after that Nintendo said that she was female.

[somahiru]

@luffybrook Oh well... now jokes about Birdo are ruined forever :(

[ShootStyleZombie]

@somahiru Sonic is too busy to check for a penis

[halocdr]

@somahiru No, Birdo is Yoshi's girlfriend.

[SuperPlayer0NE]

@somahiru Birdo's female. Ever played Captain Rainbow?

[TheMusicThrasher]

@somahiru Screw.... You

[HamoshtheGreat]

@somahiru O RLY?

[HaiasiMurgna]

@HamoshtheGreat YA RLY?

[djmaxxl]

@somahiru Yeeeeeaaah. homophobic

[WHATISMYNAMEAGAIN100]

@somahiru pretty much indeed

[KooMr39]

@somahiru Too busy to check for penises.

[unak78]

"Here, just fucking take the key. You're creepin me out!"

[SuperHaloreachmaster]

@EricSteveRatzlaff I'm coming in a helicopter

[YamEruDesu]

Coyote would so hire Sonic :D

[ShootStyleZombie]

Sonic doesn't have time to check for the penis

[megawelderguy]

they shaould make a halo episode

[MarioSonic547]

and throw you a few feet away from me XD

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Uh Sonic, I wouldn't do that...

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

It's day 150... Food and water are low... Still no sign of purpleacid1's comment... PLEASE SEND HELP!!!!

[ReligiousHero]

@EricSteveRatzlaff use ctrl + f

[MrTheMark21]

@EricSteveRatzlaff ...I can find it in 1 second. All comments, ctrl+f.

[CODMarioWarfare]

@EricSteveRatzlaff Here's your help: CTRL+F

Or Apple+F if you're on Mac

[Etrius98]

y is it typed twice?

[yenenn]

WOW THEIRS A 10MINUIT AD HAD TO WAIT FOR EV ER

[LuxuryCarsRock]

@yenenn uhhh all ads that long have a little button at the bottom that after at least ten seconds allow you to skip it

[chaor627]

theres an aid for sonic in the aid window thing

[Bub820]

What Toad doesn't know is that Birdo is really a boy who thinks he's a girl...so...yeah...

[rylee52001]

WTF

[tamir275]

yea i'm gonna stop u right there that's not really a threat to me at all

[killer201111]

slurp slurp lick lick suck suck ... what the hell u looking at perver YOUR BANGING THATS FACE were in love now get the FUCK out of here or i will lift u over my head and throw u a few feet away from me

[GLoBeTree1]

@ 00:50 is facking funny

[spoofinc325]

Ok mario is an italian plumber from the mushroom kingdom who was raised in Brookline is that so hard to understand (it is)

[spoofinc325]

@gangimichael1 Huh I never knew

[MegaDjWreck]

@1:23 i wish i could do that anytime sum1 talks shit to me lmao

[Gamesmarts194]

Notice Toad wasn't wearing any pants in the picture...

[Fishing822]

so hes a guy.. yay!!! Gay sex p=

[Bullock342]

Face sex..... Yuck with that...

[yoshatabi]

LMAO this is funny

[ProjecL]

@BluRacer7 it's a parody. and do you know what parody means? nope? tough so.

[conansboy]

WTF!!!!

[Cwolf191]

WHAT THE HELL

[Kimiomega]

err...nice hat dorko!

[OddTimeHumor]

But Tails Can't DIE!

[TheDarkness578]

wdf

[Kalakauai123]

huh?

[SnakeVash]

PENIS!!...that belongs to Toad.

[purpleacid1]

Wait... Did I start a discussion about multicultural mario?

[purpleacid1]

@purpleacid1 in conclusion: mario, the most multicultural game character.

[TheNihgter]

Toad is a Whore

[Money37945]

great now i have to find RogueAscension comment

[Gamer19975]

@Money37945 by my guess its about birdos gebder

[chstens]

Fun fact, Birdo is a dude. Nintendos first transvestite character. Look it up.

[Cwolf191]

@chstens Birdo and toad were pretty gay then

[hughlingard]

When in Rome...

[mackunderwood101]

0:55, O_O....i'm gonna try some face sex someday......

[Missgamergirl212]

Isn't birdo a dude? XD

[schlepter304]

@Missgamergirl212 ya, if you look in the manual it sais that "it" is a transfestite! lol

[damarioman1]

no no no no @Mojo5400 mario is made by japan, is italian, jumps like a black man, runs like a jamacian ,and colllects coins like an irish :P

[ThomasPercy99]

@damarioman1 Jamaican is Black, I'm black and my family are Jamaicans

[codeblue35]

face sex FTW xD

[TheRandomnessx7]

lol Sonic is such a dick too Tails

[GlomobyAnimation]

Sonic's goin to have face sex with Birdo! LOL XD

[bowserluigi446]

guys ok birdos a guy toads gay ok?

[ilikechikken]

Birdo is a boy...

[Jcoffey7777]

I heard the pink thing is secretly a dude, I heard this from a reliable source.

[Xikkom]

@maxotron01 type in Google Captain Rainbow and Birdo. You'll see

[Xikkom]

@Arcademan09 Captain Rainbow, once again im not joking and you can look it up

[TrentPolar]

lol might as well doing a little bit of face sex lol!

[MinecraftianLink]

"You ain't so tough! You ain't nothi-" BOOM Well that took care of that... wait... Where the hell did he find the gun he is 2 poor to buy 1!

[sickapples1998]

toad sounds like someone from college humor

[El1er4to]

Thumbs up if you can see Toad's Weiner

[XXYYDudeYYXX]

blue and yellow toad rule they are the only useful ones besides the master

[spades48]

Birdo's a dude

[zxevion999]

PRESS 5 FOR "CREEPING ME OUT"

[FrostbiteFLA]

Now when I play New Super Mario Bros. Wii, I think that its the toad that gets killed, know I feel good killing him.

[718DeMoNKiDD]

watch out for goonbas

[ChaoticDraco619]

@theawsomewarpzone ain't green

[purpleacid1]

Mario... An Italian guy who was created in japan and looks Mexican...

[Xikkom]

@purpleacid1 And runs like a Jamaican, and Jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew

[r0ckoman]

@purpleacid1 i thought he looked indian boy was i wrong

[Mojo5400]

@purpleacid1 actually Mario was made Japan, he is Italian, jumps like a Mexican, and collects coins like the Irish :)

[Wariomania]

@purpleacid1 Mario is more amercain than italian and looks kinda like aussie to me

[BugisLT]

@purpleacid1 and jumps like a black man

[G33k4Lyfe]

@purpleacid1 And murders like a black guy, runs like a Kenyan and grabs coins like a Jew

[TheDeathwhish]

@purpleacid1 LMAO!!!! LOL

[Gamer19975]

@purpleacid1 lol fb

[Avadraken]

@purpleacid1 Don't forget he lives in jersey

[Gooza3]

@purpleacid1 That grabs coins like a jew and jumps like a black man.

[goddessmodel]

@purpleacid1 he doesnt look latino he has blue eyes

[ubermaster1]

@goddessmodel And Latino's can't have blue eyes?

Nice logic considering the fact that my friend is Latino and has blue eyes

[goddessmodel]

@ubermaster1 uhh yeah my whole families latino and only one person has green eyes the vast majority have dark hair skin and eyes giving mario blue eyes makes him look white

[gamefreak964]

@purpleacid1 Funny thing is, he is suppose to be italian

[angel47879]

enford ei djenf eijf

[angel47879]

gvn etd nthn etd

[Latayo]

HAVE YOU SEEN HER KILLED ANYONE AFTER THEN???? ANYONE I SAID?? NO! NO ONE OF ANY AND I KNOW GOD WILL BE HER HELPER. That she won't sell anything to pay her rent.

[tamari96]

@Latayo Sonic: Ehhhhh no one really cares about her being alone princess peach can take care of her self

[moshimonsters78]

gross thats gay

[8BitFox]

Sonic...killi'n douch masters and being too busy to not check for penises.

[1337G30RG3]

might as well do some face sex LMFAAAAAOOOOO, that's gay, he's a guy :l

[mexkf202]

i want to bang that things face like crazy!

[TheJaydamasta]

@Ericzhanger LOL CORRECTION It's Sonic For Hire: Toad

[Ericzhanger]

@TheJaydamasta Yeah, I know, it was changed ever since I mentioned it.