Danny Dyer's Guide to Gaming

[gdsmchris]

his acting ability is as convincing as sean connery,s accent in every film he,s been in.. exactly the same, no matter if he is playing a russian in the hunt for red October, a Spaniard in highlander, or whatever film, he plays its the bloody same...very versatile NOT

[Matthewkilb]

I love the way Danny Dyer's career has basically turned into him behaving like a bad parody of a 'cockney geezer'. Oh, and fronting a despicable woman-hating column in Nuts magazine. was a great move Danny, especially writing that a reader should 'cut his ex's face'. Hilarious. I can't believe people still like this guy. He's a Norbert!

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Sorry hardman!

[DrWho12345677]

fucking lol

[mintydog06]

lol dont go a bed

[phdotsco]

funny cos its tru shit

[mywheelchairone69]

Danny Dyer...The bastard son of Michael Barrymore and Simon Amstell......what a fucking cunt.

[XONation]

What a fag

[jdavize]

:D Cockney hardman hahahaha

Nancy boy with a gob more like

[sqwidink1]

fag.

[bristolchronic4eva]

"awwite" lol knob.

[gdsmchris]

what a knob this bloke is

[olliet101]

fucking cunt*

[mrchrismania]

Fucking Legend

[Matty6660]

"dont go a bed" LOL

I wonder if danny actually plays xbox rofl. :D

[christf2uk]

so they're out of the AASS.

[Bomtaker01]

I watched this on April fools thinking it was a joke then I looked at the upload date and suddenly it wasn't funny

[APooOnAStick]

Translation (i think):

Danny Dyer's Giude to Being a Real Man.

1. Get rid of your mum.

2. Get some lemonade.

3. WTF?

4. Slap your mum for some reason.

[doomtrigger]

get rid of your shitty accent

[dajman15]

You been a propah nawty boyyy Dyer my sahhhhnnn!!!

[Ve3troGamesMedia]

Al'right.

[MonsterMozz]

What a CUNT!!

Mark Kermode would fucking wipe the floor with him, lmao.

[jap40]

Danny Dyers Real Hooligans Part 2!

[jap40]

Danny Dyers Real Hooligans Part 2!

[xTorturez]

ORRITE ORRITE ORRITE ORRITE ORITEE

[ec123456789able]

''shat ya marf you slaaaaaaag''

[dajazman2k]

What a cock.

[FifiDebord]

He thinks he is a hard man? I've shat harder things than him!

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

I thought Mark Kermode didn't play video games.

[TheExperimentalFreak]

am i the only person who noticed he says 'oight' alot

[MobilePissCannon]

@TheExperimentalFreak This is Danny Dyer we're talking about.

[gerryjtierney]

I've had cheese harder than this guy.

[simond10]

Fuck off danny dyer!

[LarryBundyJr]

I can't take anyone serious that sounds like Ray Winstone on helium :D

[ec123456789able]

''get yer missis out yer gaff and cut her face. awwhite pwoppa nawty innit geeza.''

[0Jass]

@ec123456789able lol

[ZombieGarageJosh]

awaite

[st3v3j]

alright?

[excepto94]

Um... What?

[sheogorath19]

i love his last word :)  aight?

[SaladUK]

Birds use twitter? Holy fuck.

[ChunkGH]

7000th view! also followed the instructions and i got 4 nukes on Modern Warefare 2!!

[jitbok]

HE'S PWOPA NAWTY!

[auntygomez]

4 elbow your missis? fuck that cut her face i say

[seabassuk]

What about "rent out your missus so you can get money for more games"

[Toastertron]

I've been saying it for years but Danny Dyer is comedy gold. It's all an act. He's not really a bad acting mockney twat. He is probably the greatest actor in the world.

Love him

Genius!

[moribundman]

"Danny Dyer's guide to gay men."

[kapows]

@moribundman LMAO danny dyers guide to gay men!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

[bronsoninnit]

@moribundman your an absolute legend for that comment

[bronsoninnit]

@moribundman even the tips he's giving would fit that title

[primroseNblue]

My Guide to a happyer life: Get rid a Danny DYER! The soft twat.

[gungis123]

I murdered by missus so I could complete GTA 3. Now she won't talk to me anymore.

[specialother]

If he was putting this act on I'd call him a genius.

[eggychuffer]

mockney twat!

[gabrielthomas84]

10/10

Nice one brov!!!!!

[Skowl]

Wot a fackin waaanka

[randomjrr1422]

Cahnt

[ohhhREALY]

lol open the curtains and the birds are tweeting . Thats evert day at my gaff :) NO JOKE

[panderton83]

Cockney hardman?? He looks like a little pussy

[zombiehammer1]

only problem with aving a relationship wi ya xbox Dan is it'll give ya a red ring mate!

[JongeMatador]

And they say 'The Sermon on the Mount' was a work of genius...

[laylowsaysoo]

danny dyer your full of shit mate

[daleknathan25]

"dont go a bed" lol

[darkknightbob101]

As much as I like the guy this video is pointless.

[LethalPenguin92]

Funny how he says 'alright' at the end of every sentence lol.

[captinhomeless]

all you pricks taking the piss out of him

seriously you all need to grow up and leave him be

the guy IS a fucking legen and he doesnt ACT hard so if all you are going to do is leave some bullshit comment about him you can fuck off

funny vid 2 5/5

[adidasfran]

"just split up with her" LOL

[EmpireIraq]

What a fucking huge jerk off faggot. they got some hard wannabe futha fucka who probably only plays some shit like mw2 to do a guide to gaming. who the fuck drinks while their gaming you need as much focus as possible. ASS

[lilwolf323]

lol woah as much focus as possible looks like u take ur gaming too too far lol

[Tompollard121121]

I think i can see a troll, is this vid by any chance GAY,

[oceanavenue4]

hahahaha pretty good, the guy seems pretty cool

[ISpinxI]

i knew he would a 360 tard

[fatherjackdrink]

do you have any knowledge of English whatsoever because that comment is completely nonsensical

[casioclark]

shite. what a twat.

[peeka85]

Wow, he is reeeeally very stupid. I wonder if he knows that girls play video games too. Or is he still living in the dark ages? Probably better suited to his misogynistic ways.

[Tom4Cheese]

Cockney hardman Danny Dyer

Oximoron?

[fatherjackdrink]

oxYmoron lol there's some irony if you wanna use language terms

[skinflapp]

fucking west ham pussie

[tlabuscagne]

He's a right knob!

[Danny3194]

What a fuckin twat you are

[chingyy2020]

Danny Dyer your a PRICK!!!!!

[osiris292]

legendary stuff from a legendary geeza!

[cookzyuk]

lmao danny dyers a legend.

[eddiespig666]

LOL

[angelxsid]

Yeah, XBOX. lols.

[dooley169]

danny dyer shit himself when he done hardest men on bravo

[XSJames]

Thats becoz hes a fukin wannabe Hard Guy.. Actual Bellend he is!

[Saaduk92]

Pff, do these already..

[azariahsimon]

woo hoo

[ortoPilot]

lmao, danny's a legend..

[NemesioIV]

who the fuck is this queer??

[osiris292]

umm a legend.....

[robbie1yermaw]

I don't think we should be taking advice from Danny Dyer on any front what so ever.

[Woodsey14]

Haha, pretty funny. Especially when they type out what he's said how he's said it.

[SaladUK]

Why does everyone hate him, hes cockney, thats how he talks.

Dont get all mad cos Londoners sound like "Hard men" we all know there not and i doubt Danny is trying to be one.

Cut him some slack, the guys a legend.

[bbbd]

Cockney hardman Danny Dyer... he puts on the cockney accent more. hes not a "hard man" hes an actor... :\ he piss's me off.

[spress97]

I drilled a hole in my xbox then nailed the doors shut so no need for the bird to be there lol

[jayman691]

loooooool!! XD LEGEND...

[RandomGamer1911]

LOL!

[craigybaby10101]

"dont go a bed" love it,doesnt seem like the type to be playing games though

[DieEvilSam2009]

Down syndrome alert!

[Macman24]

lol this cracked me up. Pretty much right though...

[warton101]

he's my dads cuson

[TweetReece]

owight

[OwningTom]

rofl his grammer sucks so much lol

[TheMysteriousOswald]

He makes some sense. :D

[oChaZx]

lol legend

[lukese92]

diamond gezzer

[classic1984]

lol this guy was classic on vice city.

[oChaZx]

how u no

[xboxvista]

dyer is a legend ... simple as

[dannyboy0794]

very true :D

[worldwidedownload]

Funny though.

[The777Gamer]

what the fuck did he said?!

[TheEpicThree]

Don't go a bed.

[Nariekxyz]

Danny doier's goid ta gamin'

[MercsForHire]

What a ledge!

And its not hard, its 'Ard lol

[f00tballfever]

looooooooooooooooooooooool

[fleetwoodsucks]

the guys a twat, cant act, looks like a homo, etc

[valhalla5]

Danny dyer is a legend

[Crowster666]

I like Danny Dyer personally, I reckon hanging out with him would make for a good night out, meet loads of new people and get quite pissed. Plus every rule he mentioned is pretty much how I live life anyway, play games and live at night lol. I only see my girlfriend 3 times a week but I still get plenty of opportunity to play games.

[soxfan500]

Who the hell is Danny Dyer? This guy looks like a douche, not a gamer.

[niZMedia]

Hes a ledgeend in england :)

[ollie6215]

Are you joking???

[soxfan500]

No, I'm from the U.S. so I don't see too many films from the U.K. But come on, look at the guy. He doesn't look like someone I would want to hang out with, and he doesn't look like a true gamer. He probably just owns the last two COD games and a few years worth of each sport title.

[Flooredmatey]

hes in movies like football factory

[lewisp90]

your right he is

[appleverslaafde]

youre right he does not look like a gamer

[chairbluepen]

you, good sir, are a noob

[soxfan500]

Well, If having a 2.37 K/D on COD4, a 2.79 K/D on MW2, all 1000Gs on both, 47,845 gamerscore total, and having played basically any good game I can get my hands on including all major RPGs, FPSs, etc. I would say that I am the opposite of a noob. I don't know what about my comments hinted at this, and I normally don't pull out my gamer dick on YouTube but you asked for it. Happy?

[chairbluepen]

good lord! Seems this ruffian is going out of his way to to prove he is 1337 when the very act of doing that is noobish indeed. he also happens to mistake me for a gramma nazi when I made 3 gamatical errors myself, what a oafish nood he truely is.

[soxfan500]

Are you talking about me? Because I was just kidding around. I never accused anybody else of being a noob.

[the1old1live]

He's a legend! Watch some of his documentary's and say that he is a douche. He is actually a very nice guy and doesn't act hard. He admit's that in his documentary's.

[KabbishComics]

You had me til Xbox, sir.

Also, doghouse is a really good movie.

[nobcheesy]

danny dyer has played himself in every film he's done - not a credible actor.

[Wiivified]

aight! :P

[tregregins]

fail

[Colman91]

Danny Dyer = A total and utter prick.

[uvbeendone]

"hardman"

he's an actor.