Kumail Nanjiani - Racists

[GraphicsAmberMejias]

Muslim comics are cool:D

[kygiabao]

funny and very truth

[Bulldog76center]

I'm Barrack Obama  and i approve this message.

[rainbowprophet]

@Nindojo Not interested in going to Australia. America was my family's home before it was colonized, and this is my home. If I want to see prejudice, I'll go back to the slums of Jacksonville, FL and be reminded of how much people hate Whites. That's all I need to know who really hates who: experience.

[KenyanBunnie]

I can't wait for brown to come to town...lolz! This was a funnie clip to me.

[lemonrain13]

I don't know... thought he was gonna be funny but he's got a bit of an annoying tone to his voice, very nasally, the material is very good but his delivery is kind of just flat.

[steken90]

the laugh factory.. can you post clips with something else then race jokes? thanks. this guy sucks.

[MrVaddiReddy]

@steken90 why don't you go watch more cat videos

[BabyR0ME0]

I actually thought he was Kumar from the movie... Awkward!!!!

[slushuf]

you haven't seen black racists against other races, eh Kumar? just ask harold.

[rainbowprophet]

All of the racists I know are not White. Hrm. I've only met one White racist my entire life. 

[Nindojo]

@rainbowprophet go to australia

[supppkirstenn]

i can't wait for a brown to come to town!

[ImHeadshotSniper]

my black friend is racist :/

[Fasil777]

Good delivery !

[PachucoDesigns]

Kumar was Indian. Fail.

[IulovemeI]

thank you racist...for knowing my name.... lol

[mattman9656]

His eyebrow movements are fantastic

[TheFarmerGraham]

that was dope

[TheMJones99]

He was on one of collegehumour's episodes!

[rencrow]

@TheMJones99 Yea he was in their Batman begins parody.

[yondaime4000]

HE WAS ON PORTLANDIA!

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@yondaime4000 I was wondering where I recognized him from

[pater429]

yea or ask them if they bleach there anus too

[yankz1313]

@ims2703 You left Alabama?! :0

[Wolfiewolfwolf]

It's not too hard to be racist to white people :P my friend's always telling me to go back to my country, I tell him to go back to Europe. xD

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

@Wolfiewolfwolf

That's actually rather clever xD

[animegamernerd]

you can see him on Franklin & Bash as a dude with way too many phobia's :D

[1126jimbo]

Just wanted to let you guys know I'm white too! xD I wouldn't post something regarding someones race if I wasn't that race.

[pabzy2]

Isn't it racist to assume that mostly white people are racist?

[premolatino]

@pabzy2 He wasn't assuming, he was making an observation. Most of the people who are racist to him are white, he knows that because he can see them..... yeah.

[RESTxINxPIECEZ]

this guys not even funny

[ShadowBowser64]

I saw the thumbnail and I thought it was some indian guy with a huge pompadour.

[arnamak]

Pindar!

[LuckyApplehead]

Omg this guy is SO hilarious!!!!!!! I really hope to see more of him!

[Daazbee]

@LuckyApplehead how can you find this hilarious, quite boring,

[LuckyApplehead]

@Daazbee Different people find different things funny. It may depend on one's ethnic background, past experiences, etc. I find some other comedians rather boring, but others think they're funny.

[NinniNkip777]

@Daazbee cause it's hilarious

[jjm121]

Thank you racist, for knowing my name.

[seans10]

Hey, Kumar, where is Harold? There are about 20,000 Harolds in Irvine.

P.S. That didn't happen.

[StonedRidah]

Not , bad ))))))) Not bad at all ;))))

[faytisurdstny]

When did you start censoring your vids....this one isnt...but newer ones are?

[MizzyLexis94]

LMFO!! "Your move~" love him!!!

[weed154]

Thumbs up for "Thank you racist for knowing my name"

[RevTheRom]

@weed154 ABSOLUTE BEST PART! LOL

[heatbucspies55]

And that's pretty close to my actual name, but that's just a dumb coincidence haha.

[wingwaabuddha]

anyone know any comedians like thim? meaning fairly clean comedy and hilarious

[blueyedemo6]

hes kinda cute

[spicemilktea]

Lmfao!

[gojaydeego3]

id say back to him hey brittany spears dont get ur knickers in a not

wait ur not wearing any

[sheezhao]

@1126jimbo - and he's not "dwelling" he's pulling out a memory that every person has been through, we've all had contacts with those racist hit and run racists, but with me, I just felt sorry for the guy, b/c he was obviously over 40.

[sheezhao]

@1126jimbo - no, this guy is better. Kumail points out the suffering, Russell induces more suffering. big difference. no "dwelling"

@ Kumail, the standup - easy comeback would be "the cheese is in the other aisle, cracker" - yes, racist people expect and deserve their racism thrown back at them.

[mohrukh]

LMAO...Seriously funny/...

[ryderjames46]

don't like comics who dwell on race. russell peters did it already. but his humors pretty fresh i guess . . .

[TheJasonDR]

@ryderjames46 yeah its new

[YurrahAlHadi]

@1126jimbo lmaooo

[moad]

@1126jimbo or just call them hunkies

[myepicface]

@moad wat up my hunkie

[xLimitlesso]

@1126jimbo It's a useful trait. :D

[Radzell]

@1126jimbo that doesnt work its not funny or insulting

[D4rkl0rd7271]

@1126jimbo xD I'm white but couldn't stop laughing at that!

[Bulldog76center]

@1126jimbo but then they say " yeah, i found out when i was inside your mother."

[eightday]

@1126jimbo Thats actually pretty cool.

[Khazar01]

@1126jimbo LoL i'm white but i definitly like this one :) i even don't thin it's racist, very funny but not racist :)

[Uatemydoodle]

@1126jimbo rofl, thats a good 1

[jono11]

@1126jimbo Is that an insult?

[eurozone69]

@1126jimbo haha thats awesome i am glowmannn!! :D

[ims2703]

Raj ?! You left the big bang theory?! :O

[misticdesigns]

@ims2703 There are girls there, he wouldn't be able to speak :D

[xxxsoto13xxx]

@misticdesigns some alcohol and he is ready to go

[misticdesigns]

@xxxsoto13xxx true, true :D

[Ayplus]

@xxxsoto13xxx Look @ this Kumail Nanjiani

[angstycola]

@ims2703 People thumbs-up this because it's a joke, right? The comedy bit is about him being reduced to a pop culture reference, and you reduce him to another one? Wow.

[ims2703]

@angstycola People thumb-up my comment because it's a joke, right? The comedy

bit is about me comparing him to Raj because of his Indian accent, which I have nothing against. Y U MAD? Wow.

[OpenERP1]

@ims2703 It's not even racist.

[ims2703]

@OpenERP1 I know...

[IRatatatI]

I hate racism its so pointless

[TheJasonDR]

@IRatatatI Racism was actually invented by anthologist scientist that went around the world studying racial groups declaring whites as superior ....for example ancient rome had like 20 Black african emperors and like 20 arab emperors ....gay people were also seen as normal ..it was quite possibly the most liberal period in human history

[IRatatatI]

@TheJasonDR I don't think some study possibly taken in the early 1900's is relevant to the human race today, I think that we as people have proven that study to be wrong. So thank you for that useless fact.

[TheJasonDR]

@IRatatatI ...well it is relevant today because those anthropologist really divided this world according to race...before those guys racism did not exist ...

[Khazar01]

@TheJasonDR To add something to your statement Alexander the Great was gay himself, and he himself was marrying other gay couples

On the other hand today people (mostly in the US) mistake racism with offensive language

Racism is hatred toward one or more races. But If you call a single black/chinese/white (whatever the race) names and curse at him that doesn't mean that you hate their entire race, you just hate that single person and that's not really racism, just offensive language

[TheJasonDR]

@Khazar01 no racism is the idea that your race is superior to others... Alexander the great was probably not gay but just in a time of liberalism per se...meaning all humans are bisexual and capable of being gay but Conservatism prevents the act ...since christ brought conservatism to the world

[jasonofcompsci]

@TheJasonDR Wow, you have no clue about anything. Look I'm a real liberal, classical liberalism, and liberalism didn't exist then. Also how could Christ have brought conservatism to the world if the pharisees could be identified as... Also conservatism and liberalism are not at odds. You just don't know what liberal means because you drank the progressive coolaid.

[TheJasonDR]

@jasonofcompsci im a conservative ...first of all.....and the first conservative people in the world were the jews ...and christ brought conservatism to the world with his death which is the most famous death in all of history

[iSeeJayVee]

@TheJasonDR God isn't real. That feeling you get when you think of him is your own brain lying to you. Dumbfuck,

[TheJasonDR]

@iSeeJayVee cool....people like you make me want to be a Presbyterian which is the christian religion that believes god selects the people that will go to heaven

[iSeeJayVee]

@TheJasonDR The fact you let YouTube comments have any sway your religious preferences speaks for itself. Bravo.

[TheJasonDR]

@iSeeJayVee nah it makes for good arguments

[AxtoxthexJ]

@iSeeJayVee that makes 0 sense... read a book then start debating on youtube comment sections.. ya low life

[TurnToJesus1]

@iSeeJayVee Brains don't lie to their hosts.

And you must stop judging people. So must I.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@TheJasonDR actually some Muslims once or twice at the golden age of Islam conquered Rome so my thats the reason.. and homo's were in villages so it wasn't a lot

[glaxglax]

i'm not sure why but I didn't really appreciate the very last joke until watching this a second time. this guy is fucking hilarious, might be one of my favorite comedians

[garchomp119568]

I can't wait for a brown to come to town lol

[rrookie28]

browns are more racist in their own way

[Symbolism07]

@rrookie28 So true, that's why I don't feel bad for them.

[passiveMenis]

@rrookie28

This is really what you thought was worth typing? You thought this, typed this and posted it and at no point did you think it was foolish?

[rrookie28]

@passiveMenis are you brown?

if not go and live among them.

[passiveMenis]

@rrookie28

8/10

[YoTurnUpTheVolume100]

Hey Kumar where's Harold ?! Lol it would Also be funny to say " Hey Harold where's Kumar ?!

[NexisFilms]

Charismatic guy !..

[thecocreator88]

What's rascist about being called Kumar? Kumar is a cool guy

[Adog9113]

@thecocreator88 Are you white?

[thecocreator88]

@thecocreator88

I'm barely white

[viperboyy63]

I Love these guy's Accent!!

[rickbangkok]

Move over Vietnamese of OC, Kumar err Kumail is in town. I always wanted to know who is driving cabs and working in 7-11s in India? Racist white guys?

[WATITDOO16]

hooray for white hegemony

[monkeytownfilms]

@bossman6977 yep that is Pindar from Franklin an bash!!:)

[SlipAllCityToy]

Does he work @ Collegehumor?

[gzussturbo]

I'm a racist, and I finish 1st every time! Woooo, I should be on that stage!

[BedStuyBro]

funny

[bigsexxxy89]

Should have said; "He's fucking your mom!" Side note: be prepared to fight. hahaha

[maicongphuc]

he's so hot!

[Itssoeshayys22]

@maicongphuc ewwwww :L?

[SokatoaStudios]

HEY KUMAIL WHERES JONAH

[TheLaughFactory]

@SokatoaStudios #LOL

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@TheLaughFactory lol it's kumar, but wheres harold? shit damit i was typing this and then he says it!!! fuck i was literally in mid type when he said it:(

[BossMan6977]

Is he the guy that is on franklin and bash?

[SokatoaStudios]

@BossMan6977 yup

[zehredness]

Nanjiani is an awesome last name.

[MrTjowen87]

this guys good

[InMyBackPocket28]

I just yelled happy 9/11 in my house, that makes me a bad person... But I didn't mean that it was happy I was trying to acknowledge that it is the 10 year anniversary. That was random. Bye.

[vlad1krakov]

lol hey like at this aziz ansari! oh shit that is aziz ansari!

[ams914]

Everyone says orange county is all white people and I don't get it. I live in orange. I have to STRONGLY disagree. White people are definitely not the majority out here. Maybe in newport and laguna, but I think that's about it.

[callowaymotorcompany]

@ams914 I live in irvine and its mostly whites lol

[BrunoDaKeeper]

Rascist: "(Racial comment)"

Me: I Fucked Your Mother

I Win!!!!!!!

[utlkshizzle]

YO look at this Kumail Nanjaini. OH FUCK that is Kumail Nankiani!!

[TheNJ6]

he shoulda just called the white dude a honkey or made an incest joke

[daniyellowjello]

It's easy to be racist to white people. LOL

White people can't tan, they only turn pink. Their food sucks.lol

[DustyWulf1]

@daniyellowjello hot dogs.......YOU'RE WELCOME

[daniyellowjello]

@DustyWulf1 mmm...pig intestines.

[daniyellowjello]

@DustyWulf1 hot dogs are disgusting

[pur3k0]

bunniest thing by coincidence im watching a movie with kumar

[Kaygie0610]

Freakin amazing! Down with the racists! ;D

[Fasil777]

This dude is freaking hilarious

[spikeyheaddude]

I just woulda been like "Oh, he's inside getting beer, man. Wait, are you Ben Afflick? No shit! You should come out and party with us, bro! At least let me get your autograph!"

[MrOzmodiar]

@SharityWorld Misunderstood, and I'll probably delete it if it continues to be.

[MrOzmodiar]

@SharityWorld To be clear, I am a fan of Kumail. My intention wasn't to defend racism or devalue kumail's joke. My intention was simply to put out the information that there are a lot of movies with "brown" people as the lead, I know this because I've studied world cinema and have watched quite a lot of them. Of course Kumail may be talking about American movies only, or talking about movies relative to their audience. I accept that the way my previous comment is written it can easily be misund

[SharityWorld]

it's unfortunate that 18 people gave "thumbs up" to MrOzmodiar's weird urge to defend racists who yell dumb shit at random Pakistani dudes on the street

[MrOzmodiar]

To the few people who have informed me that Kumail is from Pakistan, I am aware of this. My previous comment is simply phrased poorly. It was not meant to suggest that he is Indian.

[SharityWorld]

@MrOzmodiar also, there are not more Pakistani movies made than Hollywood films. your "point" makes even less sense when you consider that he isn't Indian.

Furthermore, Hollywood films are huge hits around the entire world, translated into a zillion languages, achieving box office success in foreign countries. Just because India cranks out dozens of movies that only Indian people watch doesn't change his point. The majority of successful "important" well-known films star white people.

[13l4CK]

THANK YOU.. MOST OF THE RACIST ARE WHITES!!!!!

[yemenohman]

Thank you racist, for knowing my name.

[Dustin2010james]

I'm not racist, I have a colour TV.

[munecaeburro]

@Dustin2010james hahaha

There's an old one... "I'm not racist, I'm organized: white people here, and the rest over there"

[sundroplets]

@neokimchi Do you even know what differentiate means? For example can you differentiate fact from fiction? Blond hair from black hair? Blue eyes from brown eyes? Olive skin from Mocha skin? Oh wait if you said yes to the last one you are a racist?!?!?! Differentiating anything doesn't make you a racist. It makes you observant. A racist is someone who believes that a race holds inferior or superior attributes and abilities compared to another.

[DG3744]

What wrong with Irvine, California? is it a bad area???

[wildbloodydragon]

@DG3744 Nah. I live there. It's heaven. It makes Beverly Hills look like a shithole.

[DG3744]

@wildbloodydragon Really! Are u joking? what reputation does OC have??

[wildbloodydragon]

@DG3744 Far as I know OC has a reputation for having (overly) flashy people, that's all I know. OC has different sections, Irvine is one of the nicer areas.

[DG3744]

@wildbloodydragon Well he said that have a reputation! What reputation?

[wildbloodydragon]

@DG3744 I dunno wtf he's talking about. I'm brown too (southern Iranian) and I never got treated bad by anyone here because of my race. There's some white people here but they're nice people.

[TwiztidShet]

I laughed more at someones comment "Fucking paki" Than the actual video... Am I racist?! :o

[RayKalmNiam]

@TwiztidShet Nah, it's fine. We're use to that. Just not the London ones..

[Back2Dixie]

Wait!!! Isn't he the guy from short circuit?

[castlebbfan]

who disliked this?!?!

hes funny!!

[TheSarz1992]

fucking Paki

[NimbleAce]

He's funny xD LOL

[sharpcheddarful]

I have a pop culture reference to belittle him with LMFAO

[TheMasqueraid]

this guy is in the new USA TV show SUITS!! Great show, he's pretty cool too :)

[hmcomsat]

@TheMasqueraid and franklin and bash

[yusuf587]

lol @ ": i cant wait for a brown to come to town"

[wingwaabuddha]

racist comments keep me up at night too.

[2alive2die]

actually racism is the inability to stop judging people combined with the inability of judging someone for the exact deeds, behaviour and character they show.

[2alive2die]

well racism is pretty easily defined imho. as soon as u judge someone not for his very own character, deeds and behaviour or assume something about someone without knowing this person directly but only seeing his race or religion, you are a racist.

[skatering42]

so im supposed to compare this to the racism a black man has to deal with?

[Jalanko13]

@skatering42 Yup. US has a black president, and most of the Black Population thtives on the false stereotype that they're money loving gang-bangers popularized through Hip Hop.

People from the asian subcontinent and the middle east get more shit than black people ever got in their lives.

[wexlerchick]

@Jalanko13 And you would know this of course because you're black!

[Jalanko13]

@wexlerchick Nope. i know this because i'm an indian AND grew up in the middle east.

[wexlerchick]

@Jalanko13 You can't make a generalized statement like, ''People from the asian subcontinent and the middle east get more shit than black people ever got in their lives'' because...well you're not black, you're Indian, you've never lived as a black person, so you wouldn't know.

[johngorgis]

i love how whites get on brown and blacks for stealing when they use to steal people and land

[yourmomsacoolgal]

@johngorgis It's because we still feel a deep, deep remorse.