Omid Djalili - Crusaders

[izzova24]

the middle-eastern guy is hot!!

[StarTrekFanEst]

1 horsepower

[leviathancom]

Yusuf meets YU$UF

[TachyonSPEED5]

Salad Diin sandwich

[kurdishleader]

Saladin Ayyubi was Kurdish not Arab or Persian

[786geezer]

@kurdishleader i take it you don't now that being Kurdish is being an Arab. Kurdish people commonly termed Kurd's are Iranian People, in which Iran is Considered internationally as an Arab state, Furthermore These Kurdish's inhabit Kurdistan which is a REGION, not a Country, this region involves Iraq, Syria, turkey, Iran, Armenia and a few others, which is in the middle East or ARABIA, so Kurdish are fundamentally Arabs, Another tip Saladin was MUSLIM, so it doesn't matter where he's from. PEACE

[borgirrocker]

hahaha :D

[krunkaintdead69]

"If going on a Crusade and capturing Jerusalem is racist, then Im a racist"

So why does he hate Muslims?? Jews control Jerusalem.....

[Mandragara]

@krunkaintdead69 Look up some medieval history

[krunkaintdead69]

@Mandragara

I meant modern days.....

[Konartwist]

@krunkaintdead69

thats the joke -_-

the parents are stuck with the past thus modern day do not apply to them

[TheIslamicWarrior]

@krunkaintdead69 not in the 12th century! Jerusalem was part of the Muslim empire

[aaron11892]

Infidel!

[kingdrewew]

its a comedy sketch...cant the religious slagging off be left out of chats for once..

[darksidecomm]

yusuf meets yusuf

[Cyrusboy1]

lool he just said: blooody muhammedian loooooooooooool

[mikebrightman]

.......i think comedy should be banned on youtube. everyone starts a racism debate on it.

[MrGreezBall]

@mikebrightman  it shouldnt be banned the users that write them racist comments should get banned.

[mikebrightman]

@MrGreezBall there are too many.

[shahinpar]

its true that christians were killing the muslims for two centuries!

[suedonum]

That was well funny. I love it when comedians turn things around, like when Goodness Gracious Me did 'going for an English' & the irony of them mis-pronnouncing the waiters name & asking for the 'blandest thing on the menu' etc. Comedy is always funnier when it's intelligent & makes you think or see things from another side than the one you're accustomed to. So funny! & How good looking was the guy who played her bf! Sorry to be shallow here, but seriously! Did you see him! lol

[suedonum]

lol - 1 horsepower... lol

[09liban]

im in britain and it has done so much there is about 7 deaths a month just going out at 10pm

[shahinpar]

For the attention of those who think this is just a comedy: I am in exact same situation now! they are much more brutal than the couple in this video!

[brandonjamesbarnes]

I did NOT expect the ending.

[infidelcomedy]

he cant be that old omid looks like my grand dad ha ha ha just kidding if you think this is funny you should see his movie The infidel a 5 star comedy

[therealMADgenius]

remind me to get milk lol

[B4dConn3ction]

at 0:30 hes holding his sword the wrong way around, should be flat side up

[JollySilver]

Admit it you guys, you NEVER expected 0:15......

[PS3voloution]

The ending wasn't that funny ._.

[WadexRS]

When I saw this the first time, I totally didn't expect what I saw @ 0:15 :D I laughed for like an hour!

[xnumba1ladiix]

Lool Deep! :D

[ruddytechnik]

People, often the British, often point out English/British lows in history. In fact today they teach nothing else in schools here. Of course, it is right to know about them, but balance is needed. The Islamic conquests were a complete bloodbath, burning Jews out of their homes in North Africa, raping and pillaging as they went through Europe. The Turkish genocide of 1.5 million Armenian Christians? Millions in slavery? Not a whisper. All we hear about is British imperialism and the crusades.

[DeaconSwayne]

@ruddytechnik Couldnt agree more mate, the majority of British people nowadays are self haters. And for proof of that you need look no further than this comments section. The most anti british comments tend to be posted by brits themselves, they also happen to be the most thumbed. Its sad.

[acmcwhale]

that wasn't funny

[iamwooddude]

@Temudun not all were like that its true there were some there for the killing and the money but alot were there for religious reasons at the end of the day the pope ordered them in gods name and alot of folk then were terrified of what might happen the pope just wanted stop westerners killing each other and unite against some other country which worked well but unfortunatly all the frustrations were then taken out on the innocents

[hanson666999]

hahaha :-D I love this!

[behindthewall786]

templar, slave instantly, mine and yours, yes love

[gypsygirlish]

saladin.. hahaha...

[tomazakike]

It's true they did awful things, and their first victims were indeed christians and jews. But it's not that simple. The church started the whole crusade idea. But the first crusade was badly organised which lead to many suffering

[bashiirz]

The knights templar were a cowardly bloodthirsty mercenary band who killed thousands of women and children. The muslims won the crusades, however and with a touch of class i might add. When the crusaders took jerusalem, they indiscriminately slaughtered every jew, muslim and even native christian they could get their hands on! It was a bloodbath. When the muslims entered the city they offered sanctuary to any that wanted it AND safe passage with an armed escort to any that wished to return home!

[dancrock87]

i think you will find that the templar knights did NOT work for the church, they were religious crusaders who originaly escorted pilgrims to and from the holyland, the also did not worship the devil, they where men of god and should be respected for giving there time to help others, and they only have a bad reputation now because the king of france was in debt to them and made up aload of shit to turn people against them, and eventualy he had them all killed !!!!!!!

[holylance111]

Is that Tamer Hassan at the end?.

[Fiendish77]

lol white makeup

[narutofan9tf]

kinda corny

[Ramox3]

yousef looks pakastani not arab

[darthgiggitygoo]

remind me to get milk :D

[TheMetalPenguin]

Haha, this is hilarious!

[BernardSfeir]

Funny but historically skewed. Knights Templar, between all crusaders, were the ones who opened up to muslim culture the most.

[violethill90]

it's a sketch though... no one cares as long as it's funny

[tor4g]

no crusaders killed muslims you tool

[LotBountyHunter]

hahah are you shitting me they were blood thirsty freaks who worshiped the devil

[ThoriaBladecadas]

tor4g has it right my friend. It was foolish power hungry idiots who warped Christianity into a reason to go to war with Muslims and to conquor their homeland. And now Muslim extremists use the same terminology of crusading infedels to justify there terror. All round a very bad stain in Christian history.

[DimbagFanRIP]

you really sound like a retard do you know what islam is ?

Allah is the same god that christians worship but in a different way so youre trying to tell me christians were devil worshippers?

[LotBountyHunter]

you need to check your history mate, templars were evil men who massacred women and children.

[DimbagFanRIP]

i thought you were talkin bout muslims

[LotBountyHunter]

@DimbagFanRIP nah man im talking about the christian crusaders templars knights

[lillestat]

they were evil but they didn't worship anyone. the church hired them to do their selfish deeds, they only did things for their own gains, no matter how evil they were. theres absolutely no evidence they were devil worshipers, you made that shit up

[LotBountyHunter]

no i didn't check it up.

[DimbagFanRIP]

do you mean no crusaders or no, crusaders?

[tor4g]

no crusaders not no, crusaders

[LotBountyHunter]

well a pagan diety called baphomet.

[MrSoreto]

haha, the ending did it for me!

[arsenalsfav]

1 horse power "

[9Coronas]

i laughed at that too ahahah

[tor4g]

:D lol

[peymaania]

Salad in and Saladin! hahaha....LOL

[halopwnz324]

lol salad-in

[Xantion]

The water clock is actually a historical reference to the Arabs presenting a gift to the King of Franks that baffled and amused the people of those ages. Probably it's ironical for a lot of people considering the present but in those days the Arab empire was much more scientifically advanced than Europe, which owing to a set of circumstances today is reversed.

[peymaania]

Run, Run the Saracens are coming!

[vejaji2]

remind me to get milk

[danieldavis0989]

ha ha ha haaaaaaa

[iffypop1]

lol absolutely hilarious!!!

[hamide89]

hes funny iranian hahaha!

[shock567]

fuck funny

[TheUnit05]

remind me to get milk ahahahahahahah

[footiran]

looool now take a look at this beauty one horse power..

[Crusader4thepeople]

gothroc, don't be a fool. Im british aswell and if you knew anything about our nations past you wouldn't make retarded statements. Yes the UK has done a lot of good but it's also done a lot of bad.

Infact loads of the problems still around today such as the Israel/Palestine conflict were directly caused by Britain.

Not too say we havn't been a force for good sometimes, but we have also done some terrible things across the whole world.

[sulana786]

watrch the arrivals

[1tjos]

@Crusader4thepeople such as helping to start ww2 becuase of the treaty they forced germany to sign they became desprite and then hitler came to power if it wasnt for that treaty the war proberly wouldnt of happened

[iMoD190]

@1tjos britain and france declared war on germany because germany was invading poland. hitler was in power before that and there was no treaty. the war would have defiantly happened even without the decleration of war. if the uk didn't declare war, france would be the only country to fight germany because soviet russia was busy at war with the chinese, and america didn't join until germany declared war on them.

[Mr360Tim]

@iMoD190 dude the french didnt fight until the allied rescued france wikipedia isnt always telling the trued wuhahaha

[TheScottishcam]

@iMoD190 i'm no historian bro but im pretty sure most of what you just said was total bullshit

when were the russians fighting the bloody chinese for fucks sake

[theinfamousmobb1]

@iMoD190 yo dude you got it All wrong the russians never fought the chinese, they were fighting the finns, the frenchs were defeated during the firsts days of war so that left the british and they were starting to lose. then soviets came in, if it wasn't for the soviets gemany would have won , they destroyed 80% of the germans divisions

[nlomas]

@Crusader4thepeople Some good? lots of good, the Israel Palestine conflict wasn't directly caused by Britain and the UN Palestine mandate. Britain has given the world so much. I agree our foreign policy wasn't good at the best of times but just because Britain succeeded where other nations failed doesn't make it the worst!

[elbouchikhiy]

It's not for laughing after arabs, but this sketch is done to remind how people are generaly racist cause of their ignorance ! learn to know people before judging !

[againstcowards]

I am Jewish; but this actor is a very good comedian.

[raellos]

This reminds me of something the mother of an English friend of mine said once.

"I'm not a racist, I just don't like dirty Arabs."

It was so incredible I didn't know what to say!

[freeje123]

arabz r not dirty,wre cleaner then the english

[mikhel2007]

i love the part where he showed the horse.. haha.. take a look at this beauty. One horsepower.. hahahaha!!!

[mahaman]

0:15

i paused and couldnt stop laughing hahaha

[majooismajor]

love Omid...funny shit..kinda racist...but ...lol...lol..lol..thats the fun of it.

[sundeep65]

What a load of crap. Yes white people are racists unlike Arabs who are well known for their tolerance - do me a favour.

[majooismajor]

funny comment comming from a member of the UK..responsible for invading all the continents(at one time or the other), slaughtering ppl of different races, religions, or ethniticiy..creating apartide..

distroyin and creating a new middle east..based on divide and conquer by creating infighting of the tribes and warloards. turning a blind eye when things go from bad to worse.just till it starts to benifit ur country.

thanks for the division of Palestine...i hear that worked out well :) (sarcasm)

[sundeep65]

How exactly do you think Islam reached the "holy lands" in the first place? What you suppose people converted over the internet?

Islam reached that part of the world through conquer and conquest.

Remember Islam only existed peacefully in one city: Medina; it reached the rest of what is now known as the Islamic world only through violence and military expansion.

[majooismajor]

not denying that...just as u should deny ur countrys past.

but islamic emperors after winning the other kingdoms..they let ppl practive their own religions and their ways of life.

while improving the quality of life for other lands by giving them education,well trained doctors, givin lots of charity.ppl wernt mostly converted thru the sword ( as ppl like to think)while europe was still in the dark ages inflicting creul punishment over their own ppl and warings over to invade france for greed.

[majooismajor]

islamic kings won the holy land, had it under thier control for many many years living in peace,prosperity,improved lives than they had before..with wealth, power, freeing it from the dark ages. while euro kings grew jealous wit greed and created the "crusades" to slaughter innocent ppl and islamic kindgom for the wealth(funny how the euro never gave a damn to middleeast until it grew wealthy)and to take control of the spice routes.while also givin the euro kings an excuse to stop infighting.

[gothroc]

majooismajor suck my balls the uk makes the world better by sorting out conflicts and palistine was fighting a civil war and guess who sorted it out oh yeh we did and they would probably still be fighting if it wasnt for us

[majooismajor]

u r an idiot ...

guess wot..the problem wit palestine was created wit u guys...and the usa..

wit creating isreal..witout creating palestine as a country also...thats where it all began.

and guess wot they r still fighting...

funny how uk ppl forget the shit they brought to the world wit their imperialism and their racist past ...as slavery and segregation ....

dont forget ur racist past...asshole

[freeje123]

loool u left israel nthe arabz fighting,go read history matte

[Theologist]

I'd support that statement if you weren't indian....

I hate indians.

[coredumper]

one horse power :))

[Krakrock]

This remindes me of a monty python sketch.

[kiafar]

remind me to get milk

[sethownsallofyou]

they go it allll wrong. omid should have been the muslim cuz he looks more like it than "yosif"

[johnrichards90]

you cant look muslim, anymore than you can look christian, its a religion, not a race

[adamsworld]

hey, theres no such thing as "looks like a muslim". islam is not a race its a religion, theres millions of white and black muslims and every other colour and race. arabs only make up 15% of muslims, and not all arabs are muslim.

[fishgul69]

thank you for that. I took a Race and Ethnicity course at my old school and for the first class we were supposed to name as many ethnicities that we could, this nitwit in my group says "you forgot Jewish", seriously, I wanted to punch her in the throat for being that stupid.

[IFE10M]

I was always told that jewish was the only religion that could count as ethnicity aswell... meh

[RohirrimWarrior]

thank u adamsworld

[mooseling1]

@adamsworld yes but 'terrorism' has created a very strong (and very wrong) stereotype for muslims...

[theBIGGESTmessifan10]

@adamsworld I get that alot. "I'm Bahá'í", "no, you're persian", it's really annoying!

[philipzown7]

@adamsworld wht abt the rest of arabs?

[unlsoccer1]

This actually happened to me in Omaha, Nebraska minus the end part

[Dornago]

crusaders were madmen

[dadarocks]

They were just returning the favour done by muslims ealrier nothing more..

[abdulzahra]

You need to brush up on your history.

[dadarocks]

You need to open you eyes.. tell me how did the bunch of islamic marauders occupied spain in first place.. certainly was not through transfer of flowers.....

Muslims have this diseases of living in denial from india to spain you have marauded every place while you could.. face it buddy..

[abdulzahra]

A wise man once said: Generalization is the weapon of the imbeciles.

Another wise man once said: Changing the subject in an attempt to look smart on YouTube makes you look a bit like a twat.

[PPrideGirl]

LOL *applauds madly*

[Peraj82]

Persians are not Arab

[tookool4school]

i know right lol

[bushehr]

good work

[nobleABZ]

lol

[karimi79]

catch the drift?

its the smartest joke ever tbh.

stereotypes ftw!

[hottygirl4]

lmao one horse power

[hasib5hacker]

i love this one its the best thanx for the upload.

[zorlac86]

I loved this!

[bekinhas]

I laughed so hard when I saw this the first time.

Just a really smart sketch xD

[p1m4]

Remind me to get milk! :D very funny and deep at the same time