Here Are Your New Year's Resolutions

[notyorkhakis]

I LOVE YOU!

[vinmanr2d2]

AWESOME

[jeffmatthew1]

Bitch Tits... OMG WTF LMFAO BRB JK not but your hot... You give me a boner

[artestra]

0:51 woah

[emLevit]

AWESOME I really didn't see such a fresh approach and entertaining vid in a long time

[nigunu]

This girl is HOT!!

[hkim927]

i followed all of your advice and now i am a drunk bitch titted kosher murderer. thanks, it's already been the best year of my life!

[ararat123457]

sorry what ? I was distracted by those delicious huge tits

[introsis]

That was pretty funny.

[will6685]

Sara Benincasa, you are the cat's pajamas! :-)

[601271]

the jew joke was gold lol

[RadiantSteel]

You COULD....be my soulmate lol

[SaraBenincasa]

@kjcreates I don't do censorship, and I don't do cowering. This is a comedy video that I made In late December without political content or aim. Check yourself, citizen.

[BanksChannel]

so so beautiful

[ThePunkPatriot]

Sara Benincasa is a hero. My new years resolution is to start a creepy cult, where we pray five times a day in the direction of Sara Benincasa.

[Obsydion]

Honestly, I think we need to sit have have a conversation...you might be the one

[bunsinspace]

Brilliant!!! I particularly like the "Asian Fork." 

[AeroWing]

I know you get millions of comments like this every day, but I just want you to know; I want you.

[2010collapse]

Your talent to improvise unexpected stuff as you go is just great.

[JasonMelancon]

How do you comedians keep such a straight face with this kind of material? There must be a trove of outtakes somewhere of you cracking yourself up.

[AntiCliche]

OH you make me so happy, Sara.

[traumas]

Love you.

[JhoomerSahib]

So beautiful. So funny. So evil.

[eeedel]

MORE BATH TIME INTERVIEWS!!

[maliknant]

Love you Sara!

[tamayn]

I haven't laughed that hard at something inappropriate in a long time. Thank you for that!

[macbethgregor]

but takes even fewer muscles to shoot someone in the face!!!

so much love.

[Azoicum]

I'm more a pitcher then a catcher. Happy Cabby

[zmemusicgroup]

We would love to work with you. You're very funny!

[DevilShroom]

Hilarious!!

How do you do your hair like that btw?

[JockoBarbone]

I...I think I love you SaraB.

[AngleCoreWow]

Im deff gunna try one of dem Asian fork things. Who's with me?

[green0grass]

Why are you not the most famous person in the world? Brilliant. 2011 the year of Benincasa.

[ogrish84]

I want you in my bed.

[m4ffe]

This was friggin funny!

[Duraan84]

I already found her funny and cute, but after seeing her "smiling psycho," I want to marry her.

[Giatosc]

crazy ass bitch.

i love you D:

[MrBrinks]

I'm a male, but I want to have YOUR babies...

[dropd26]

@MrBrinks agreed.

[mortalcottonslasher1]

@MrBrinks

Clever and catchy but...c'mon now.

[BartvG88]

You play the role of a psycho a little too well...