Ode To Gratex

[BiodegradeableMan]

Hilarious, a drunk singing about a drunk, love it!

[pyrrho314]

@BiodegradeableMan: except I wasn't drunk dipshit. I was drunk in the barlkord one, go troll that. Hows the new career in accounting going btw?

[BiodegradeableMan]

@pyrrho314 You do have periods of sobriety I'm sure but generally speaking you appear alcohol dependent. The dope probably exacerbates your dilemma.

[pyrrho314]

@BiodegradeableMan : that's stupid. that's not how it works. You are such a young soul. So naive and innocent.

[BiodegradeableMan]

@pyrrho314 You're the cosmic mystery man and you call me naive?

[AngryPunkPixie]

*applause* This needs a remix! :)

[matrixcmitech]

pyrrho, the bard of quantums and odes to gratex, happy new year!

[xMachineGhostsx]

Gratex Thumbed this Down

[xMachineGhostsx]

do a song about inmendham

[BeyondWrittenWords]

This rocks

[trick0171]

Gratex was a video game? Who knew.

[canadianbeeph]

you're made for each other

[aIyshooting]

Don't quit your day job - oh wait, you suck at that too... :/

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : actually I kick ass at my day job.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 no you don't. ;0)

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : it's funny you think you words have any meaning. You think I don't know that you don't know at all how I perform at my "day job"? My confidence in my professional abilities is well beyond the point it can be shaken by the random shots of a troll. Lame attempt. Please up your art.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 thanks but I'll pass. I've wounded your ego and it shows in your emphatic responses. Hell it shows in the fact that you responded to begin with.

And I don't expect you to be shaken, I'm sure you know what you do is the best you'll ever be capable of. Mediocrity works for you and that's just dandy.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : I'm familiar with the "you must be a loser to talk to me" line of self-effacing trollery. Yes, it's true, I chose to talk to an idiot. It's a hobby. You speak of being mediocrity like an expert in it.

[pyrrho314]

@pyrrho314 : run away now little troll.  Don't hurry back.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 I didn't say that. Believe what you must though, I just know you suck shit at your job. ;)

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : what you're still talking to me. Wow, how pathetic. I'd be surprised if you have a job.

I can do this all week.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 maybe that's why you suck so much at your job?

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : it's funny you think you are getting somewhere with this. You don't believe me when I say the fact that you have no information about what you're talking removes any impact it could have? You're just sure it does matter. I know that's because such things matter to you.

Why are you afraid to talk about whatever opinion of mine offends your little sensitivities... too tender and sore?

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 my I seem to have struck a nerve here.

Do I believe you or my lying eyes? You suck at your job. :)

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : lol, you're very simple minded aren't you? You might not have noticed you are getting the same treatment most drive by trolls get. I imagine it's still enough to make you feel special.

And it's true, you are special. You should be in a special class.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 and you suck at your job ;)

[pyrrho314]

@aIysh : you know I've had the exact same conversations which people that call me gay... and they are so sure they got my goat. After all, as a troll you just want someone to talk to you, any attention is better than none, huh. You can see I'm a humanitarian just for talking to you.

It's funny how quickly you turn to a one note horn. You totally blew it by the way, there were much better ways to try this one out. That you don't see it failed however is very funny. continue.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting :hah, I got you to try another. Seen it.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 you've seen it because you air out your sexual fantasies to other youtube users.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : what really happened was I fed you the word "gay" and you chocked up a trollism as expected. I have also offered up points to rebutt, small things of tiny substance, but you go only for troll bait. I'm learning about you during this exchange. And all you want is someone to talk to so it's a mutually beneficial exchange. Don't say thanks yet!

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 keep telling yourself that.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : telling what?

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 that.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : what about it? (nice volley btw)

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 what I said.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : keep telling myself what you said? You havn't said anything yet.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 sure I have.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : I must have missed it. Is this the best attention you can find? you're welcome. 

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 I don't recall thanking you.

[pyrrho314]

@aIyshooting : well you should, we've talked nonsense just like you like. Some people.

[aIyshooting]

@pyrrho314 were you put out?

[JonPaulPrime]

this was so good it literally gave me chills.... I'm reminded of that line from Billy Joel's song "man, what are you doing *here*?" The fact that you've never attempted to capitalize on your talent to gain easy fame & fortune makes me admire you even more.

[pyrrho314]

@JonPaulPrime : fuck you ass kisser! like I'm going to by that shit.

[pyrrho314]

@pyrrho314 buy

[paxguerilla]

it really doesn't get much better than gratex

[gratex]

ya goof.

I am honoured. it has a "u" in it, colonial ;)

[CousinoMacul]

@gratex Just like a Brit, putting u where u don't belong. ;-)

[GoldenFinchFellow]

hah badass!

[blackcrow6667]

Gratex has finally arrived. What will he do with all of this fame?

[pyrrho314]

@blackcrow6667 : waste it of course like a rock starr

[bubbamickmac]

"Gratex: The loaf of drunkness"

That's the name of this song.

[fulishproductions]

his face was a video game...?

[pyrrho314]

@fulishproductions : yes it was. sorry you either get it or you don't. it's an old school thing but all love to noobs

[wideosvatcher]

aww hes gonna cry in his scotch whiskey,

[pyrrho314]

@wideosvatcher : who, me or Teh Gratex?

[TehHermgirl]

If you distilled every video game throughout history into a pile in the middle of the floor, I guess you would have Gratex, wouldn't you?

[theantigaia]

HA...fucking great. Kind of a tenaciousD-esque jam.

pyrrho, your singing voice kinda reminds of John Wozniak from marcy Playground.

just saying...:)

[pyrrho314]

@theantigaia : lol, but I think it's more like Steve Wozniak.

[theantigaia]

pffhh name-fart. Yes.. steve. my bad. 

[pyrrho314]

@theantigaia : Steve Wozniak (the Woz) is the hacker that made the original Apple I and ][... so I wasn't really correcting you :)

[sausage4mash]

he was happier when he was a video game

[pyrrho314]

@sausage4mash : I don't know about that but I like it.

[Barklord]

video commie

[IdaMiaDot]

Gratex deserves more musical tributes... even if he is somehow evolved from a video-game.

Hear, hear!

[pyrrho314]

@IdaMiaDot : very true

[Realizalize]

liar ;)

"he`s a cactus" though

try the ""title by  david celia , you`ll like it

greetz, keep going nice to see you all around know and then.