Didn't really need the visuals to get the point.Never thought of this before.Kinda gross.You know, in our neverending obsession for information,we've analyzed and discussed and informed ourselves right out of any spontaneous moment of joy in this life.Well, all of you can think and ponder your lives away, but I'm in the mood for a martini w/a twist, thank you!!....And while you're over there, could ya cook me up that porterhouse steak?......YUM!
people people, you can still eat lemons, just make sure you bought it from the store, whole, and cut it yourself with your own (hopefully clean) hands. The lemons in restaurants are the ones in question which would suggest that lots of food there is contaminated, we haven't died yet so I doubt avoiding lemons specifically will lower any risks
thing is - that microbiologist would know that lemons are full of acid, which often kills the germs. Our stomachs are also full of acid, which also kills most of the millions and billions of germs that consume every day. So... I think you're safe!
yes, but I'm sure you realize that the citric acid in lemons is usually in the inside of the lemon, not on the outer rind, but that also depends on how they are stored after they are cut, handling, ets. Citric acid also often doesn't kill off all germs, hell even orange and pineapple juice can go bad after a while opened and stored in room-temperature.
Great song and video Abby! Wash the outside as with any fruit or vegetable before eating lemons. Bacteria will stay on the surface of lemons given the skin isn't damaged (they have a very waxy skin) and the bacteria will not be mixed into the center of 'mass' that sometimes happens to ice-cream, or hamburger during manufacturing. It is hard to wash and rinse ice-cream or hamburger. If the lemon skin is breached and it looks spoiled, throw it out.
Opps, I mean great video Nalts! A little known fact. Urine is a blood distillate and in healthy people is extremely sterile, unless its been sitting on the bathroom floor for awhile, it will start to grow stuff. Urine used topically for swelling has some anti-inflammatory properties. The number 'two' bathroom stop, well that starts out with bacteria in it as bacteria live in your intestines.
Unless you have a bladder infection, or a blood infection, etc, urine is getting pulled from your blood and filtered in tissues in your kidneys where bacteria would not pass easily. Your GI tube from your mouth to the other end is a tube open to the outside and although bacteria would not easily enter your body systemically as your body absorbs nutrition, what bacteria are there when you eat something and the bacteria that live there are not in anyway filtered and pass out of the tube.
Almost all produce that comes into a restaurant has crap, bacteria and a load of other stuff on it... that's why we WASH it... this isn't new news... lol
wow I hope you all had a great time at SanFran tube - and wow, even Lanette abused the lemon haha...I was waiting until part time through where she was going to try and protect it or something. Either way, go songs from a hat - found it a while ago...for some reason it shows this vid before that one on the sub list.
Ha! I see you latch onto all the bad spelling and grammar errors displayed here, too? Go see my responses to the comments left for my scare video ("Optical Illusion") to see how I deal with them.
I'm sending out Homeland Security and the FBI (Food Bureau of Investigation) to track down the traitorous rotten lemon who's leaking this top secret information.
And it better not be that "Deep Throat" again. Last week I caught him breaking into the pantry where I keep my top secret recipes in a locked bread box.
He already had a fence lined up to sell my best recipes to Martha Stewart. Boy, that really soured me on citrus.
God...if you can't trust a lemon these days, who can you trust?
I think you can do better then this nalts, please. First off the lead up kinda of told the story. I think you could do a better video then this. Sorry. come to knoxville, I will colaborate with you on the old lady video. k?
love revssss. Just give me a month to prepare, right now I am uemployeed and looking but once I get back on my feet, we do the old lady video.
Omg! I am laughing too freakin hard! I almost fell off my chair when you rolfed on the desk and he ate it! I wanna colab with you Nalts, you rock! Imma favorite and rate high!
Hahaha... That was hilarious... I read about the lemon thing a little while ago... I used to put as many lemon wedges in my tea as would fit in the glass!!! LOL... That's so gross!!!
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No. I'm saying that I gave you "one star" for grossness. (Is that a word?) Typically, I give you four or five stars, but this one was so GROSS, I gave you one.
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gusmysterio619 1 year ago
Didn't really need the visuals to get the point.Never thought of this before.Kinda gross.You know, in our neverending obsession for information,we've analyzed and discussed and informed ourselves right out of any spontaneous moment of joy in this life.Well, all of you can think and ponder your lives away, but I'm in the mood for a martini w/a twist, thank you!!....And while you're over there, could ya cook me up that porterhouse steak?......YUM!
tet43 1 year ago
When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes like a ninja would.
Viktir666 1 year ago
When life hands you lemons, you stick them up your shirt and you WORK IT.
lindeeezy 1 year ago
That is so damn nasty... gross
frostedwinter 2 years ago
Ooooooooooooooooh Goooooood
-pukes-
Oh Jesus....help...my eyes!
jujuto1 2 years ago
did the old guy just eat his vomit!!!
redfrosty1 3 years ago 2
@redfrosty1
gmod360 2 years ago
I watched the making of a viral video prior to this one, surprisingly the follow through was awesome! Thanks for not losing steam on this project.
DIG EM! THERE GRRREAT!
filthy little lemon.
corbinscorner 3 years ago
OMG,hahahahahahahahaha, sick...
IMAxGUNNAxEExCHU 3 years ago
sick... but funny.
muffinbandit13 3 years ago
AHAHAAHAH Nalts this video was awesome!!!
tommyblunt 3 years ago
that is the stupidest thing i have ever seen...ha ha ha
sunnybeachparrot 3 years ago 2
its true through they found in a lot of resturants that lemons have fecal matter in them
QueenRainbowFem 3 years ago
Lolol funny/twisted
TerenYoung 3 years ago
*throws up at the end*
Bellagailknox 3 years ago
um that was disturbing
ProStupidPerson 3 years ago
ditto!
OMRivera1 3 years ago
Gross... BUT REALLY FUNNY!
AlexGT230 3 years ago
not bad coool
SARUJAN5 3 years ago
Errrrr... That's about as much I can comment. Sorry :S Wierd...
devmelon 3 years ago 2
heh the throw up was icky but I loved it. Nice job once again Nalts, your still the best
kagomechan112233 3 years ago
omg that is so fucking disturbing ....
9642ichigo 3 years ago
Wat the fuck?!
sarxlen1294 3 years ago
thats... REALLY discusting
Chibiicap 3 years ago 2
Most annoying video ever.
platdrac 3 years ago 7
hah... wow.
ZaNeSsAx3 3 years ago
its actually the law that waiters/waitresses use tongs when they put lemons in your drinks and stuff
Zilnk777 3 years ago
The restaurant I work at only puts the tongs out when the inspector arrives.
swifteye12 3 years ago
yeah i didn't say that everyone did that
Zilnk777 3 years ago
We don't do it where I work...eeeshk!
squalledprincess 3 years ago
. . .
GAG.
in feel bettr...
hiinadya 3 years ago
:O evil lemonz.
dethbymocha 3 years ago
The ending kind of ruined it for me... Gag reflex. xP
wtflolroflomg 3 years ago
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! Except for the boh3m3 licking it part,,, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum
iqchip 3 years ago
i think its ur best video.
magicalchazwick 3 years ago
WTF?
simsguildwars 3 years ago
more spencer
snipedurmom09 3 years ago
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lol! This vid is awesome!!
Mary9836 3 years ago 3
people people, you can still eat lemons, just make sure you bought it from the store, whole, and cut it yourself with your own (hopefully clean) hands. The lemons in restaurants are the ones in question which would suggest that lots of food there is contaminated, we haven't died yet so I doubt avoiding lemons specifically will lower any risks
tubeview888 3 years ago 4
was it worth the effort Kevin?
knifesedge 3 years ago
lol thanks now i will never eat lemons again
snipedurmom09 3 years ago
That is SOOO DISGUSTING!!! But Hilarious at the same time...hehehehe
DamonKidEar 3 years ago
lol 3:33
ko3m3 3 years ago
looking at lemons makes my mouth water like crazy!
ehnayetea 3 years ago
Ok i am soo gonna think twice before eating lemons from now on
hedwig720 3 years ago
1:36 looks like Dr. Cox from Scrubs
erasemeaway 3 years ago
2:58 lol...
gunslingcowboy 3 years ago
lol
Cptfluffles84 3 years ago
dude, its a video not a science fair
ratrat101 3 years ago
Guess that's it for me & lemons. LOL
*Funny, I watched it twice & still didn't notice Renetto.
indycat47 3 years ago
I hope you guys actually rotated lemons every know and then.
missuscake 3 years ago
LOL, that was so gross--particularly the vomit bit.
Interesting info though! I won't be asking for lemons in my drinks from now on.
:-)
contemplativegirl21 3 years ago
Funny video!
thing is - that microbiologist would know that lemons are full of acid, which often kills the germs. Our stomachs are also full of acid, which also kills most of the millions and billions of germs that consume every day. So... I think you're safe!
josiejose 3 years ago
yes, but I'm sure you realize that the citric acid in lemons is usually in the inside of the lemon, not on the outer rind, but that also depends on how they are stored after they are cut, handling, ets. Citric acid also often doesn't kill off all germs, hell even orange and pineapple juice can go bad after a while opened and stored in room-temperature.
scorpius319 3 years ago
ew omfg
i think im gonna puke!
especially after he ate the puke!!!
ew
ew
ew!!!
puppygirlluver 3 years ago
It came out great!
Jennlm 3 years ago
I love that song by Abby. The talking lemon was cool too.
KtdCartoonMotion 3 years ago
nice collab!
patiencepoet 3 years ago
that was nasty at the end great vid
kanfoo3 3 years ago
I was doing OK with all the lemon abuse, but the barf did me in. This has classic written all over it.
trillian57 3 years ago
I couldn't agree more!
siofsi 3 years ago
that was good! i watched the video of when this was being made and it came out really well!
CookieDoughBites 3 years ago
She said renetto wrong I think.
fuccer55505 3 years ago
I always wash the lemons at home before I use them - NEVER get lemon in anything out in public for just this reason!
Beachmama57 3 years ago
Oh man, if you knew the things I've seen done to that lemon...
Of course, that would push the rating far beyond 'X'.
the5regularguys 3 years ago
Filthy or not, that lemon still totally helped me score on my date.
OhCurt 3 years ago 3
Great video!!
eaunan 3 years ago
Oops... I think I forgot to comment. Or did you delete my comment... YOU BASTARD!!!
NutCheese 3 years ago
NO more lemons in my iced tea unless I'm the one making it. :) great video..!
B1TCHY08 3 years ago
Who is the guy you says "you have just been filled in."?
syscothong 3 years ago
Damn... I was eating during this... gg
AzNSouljah911 3 years ago
mmmmm... germs
1938superman 3 years ago
It's because I'm a hotshot. Just as gotrish.
nalts 3 years ago
12000th viewer
dacutester2 3 years ago
Congrats. You win the fecal matter from the lemon.
nalts 3 years ago
lol
MidgetHammer 3 years ago
lol....great video...
ben.
blackbluberry 3 years ago
zomg i saw the lemon on the table but i'm glad i never touched it..
zackspoopies 3 years ago
Great song and video Abby! Wash the outside as with any fruit or vegetable before eating lemons. Bacteria will stay on the surface of lemons given the skin isn't damaged (they have a very waxy skin) and the bacteria will not be mixed into the center of 'mass' that sometimes happens to ice-cream, or hamburger during manufacturing. It is hard to wash and rinse ice-cream or hamburger. If the lemon skin is breached and it looks spoiled, throw it out.
GregoryLog 3 years ago
Opps, I mean great video Nalts! A little known fact. Urine is a blood distillate and in healthy people is extremely sterile, unless its been sitting on the bathroom floor for awhile, it will start to grow stuff. Urine used topically for swelling has some anti-inflammatory properties. The number 'two' bathroom stop, well that starts out with bacteria in it as bacteria live in your intestines.
GregoryLog 3 years ago
I did hear once that a dog's spit is dirtier than his pee
nalts 3 years ago
I read that too! And I asked a doctor. He said the sterile part was a bit of a stretch, but that it's pretty close!
biblegirl7 3 years ago
Unless you have a bladder infection, or a blood infection, etc, urine is getting pulled from your blood and filtered in tissues in your kidneys where bacteria would not pass easily. Your GI tube from your mouth to the other end is a tube open to the outside and although bacteria would not easily enter your body systemically as your body absorbs nutrition, what bacteria are there when you eat something and the bacteria that live there are not in anyway filtered and pass out of the tube.
GregoryLog 3 years ago
so you think you're hot shit? iditos
gotrish 3 years ago
No I know I'm a hot shot. I'm so hot I burn.
nalts 3 years ago
Boy Trish.... you sure are spreading the love lately
NutCheese 3 years ago
It was really fun watching the making of this in the mayhem. Good job.
BoomerChick55 3 years ago
Nice boobs, by the way.
nalts 3 years ago
I did see this before:P
anyway, great!
ThomasIsTired 3 years ago
Awesome video,It's weird to see the "making of" before seeing the video lol
IT TURNED OUT GREAT,5 STARS
goYankeesgo 3 years ago
Almost all produce that comes into a restaurant has crap, bacteria and a load of other stuff on it... that's why we WASH it... this isn't new news... lol
BananaBabeQT 3 years ago
I did not see that coming! Hurl!
maineladydi 3 years ago
wow I hope you all had a great time at SanFran tube - and wow, even Lanette abused the lemon haha...I was waiting until part time through where she was going to try and protect it or something. Either way, go songs from a hat - found it a while ago...for some reason it shows this vid before that one on the sub list.
ThOverdrive 3 years ago
She posted her song after I posted this. I love her song. And it was great meeting her in San Fran.
nalts 3 years ago
LAWL
that was awesome.
dancingcow2 3 years ago
Awesome! 5 stars! Live well, laugh often, love much!
EnchantinFlower 3 years ago
Kevin, This video turned out great. It was cool to see how you edited all the parts together from the "behind the scenes" you made earlier.
EnchantinFlower 3 years ago
what the fuck?
9jep48 3 years ago
It's BUCK. What the Buck.
nalts 3 years ago
ok buck then but that is still one crazy ass vid!!!! keep it up.
9jep48 3 years ago
this video was lemony fresh
greatlakeskayaker 3 years ago
I had no idea lemons made so many people so horny. XD Or have to poop so much.
lizaln 3 years ago
94% of the guys wanted to put it down their pants.
nalts 3 years ago
Haha nice :D
KyleJobey 3 years ago
Hey! That worked... ;-)
acallaway1957 3 years ago
Damn, that kokohawk guy had abs o'steel, lol. This turned out great.
kokohawk 3 years ago
Oh those were your abs? I didn't credit you!
nalts 3 years ago
Damn right those were, you ungrateful bastard! Hehehe.
kokohawk 3 years ago
I love to rub my nipples with lemons <3
NihilistZealot 3 years ago
I was reading a news article about MRSAs before I watched this video. And now it's almost bedtime... [nervous laughter]
ButterRivaLs 3 years ago
MRSAs?
nalts 3 years ago
"Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) infection is caused by Staphylococcus aureus bacteria — often called "staph."
...
Healthy people can be colonized with MRSA and have no ill effects. However, they can pass the germ to others.
...
But in older adults and people who are ill or have weakened immune systems, ordinary staph infections can cause serious illness."
The infections can be life threatening.
mayoclinic(.)com
You may want to avoid the photos...
Have a nice day!
ButterRivaLs 3 years ago
That was the most foul, disgusting, inexcusable thing I have ever witnessed...
...thanks.
FlyingHorseKnuckles 3 years ago
You're welcome. Or as most people say, "your welcome."
nalts 3 years ago
Ha! I see you latch onto all the bad spelling and grammar errors displayed here, too? Go see my responses to the comments left for my scare video ("Optical Illusion") to see how I deal with them.
FlyingHorseKnuckles 3 years ago
Ohhhhhhh my god that ending was discusting! Did he eat the god damn vomit?! Very sickening video but very good lol
JohnEko 3 years ago
Yes- but that's because he's my bitch.
nalts 3 years ago
hahaha
JohnEko 3 years ago
I love Abbys song, shes awesome. But Nalts, that was aweful! that was not up to the Nalts Pare. im ashamed.
That was Youtube trash.
RickyA1990 3 years ago
Sometimes you have to go a few days without showering to remember how good clean smells.
nalts 3 years ago
yeah that's enough to make me swear off lemons for a long time...
but lemonade is still alright... right....
aslanenlisted 3 years ago
This was just a stupid video dude...Unsubscribed that puke part was fucking sick
robert2bfootball 3 years ago
No. Come back. Click.
nalts 3 years ago
Hahahaha!!!
marquisdejolie 3 years ago
I wish we could give thumbs up to the video makers.
biblegirl7 3 years ago
WTF...rofl
robert2bfootball 3 years ago
I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who talks to lemons.
But I will never divulge what they've been telling me...it's private.
sharonafox1 3 years ago
They told me what you said to them, though.
nalts 3 years ago
I'm sending out Homeland Security and the FBI (Food Bureau of Investigation) to track down the traitorous rotten lemon who's leaking this top secret information.
And it better not be that "Deep Throat" again. Last week I caught him breaking into the pantry where I keep my top secret recipes in a locked bread box.
He already had a fence lined up to sell my best recipes to Martha Stewart. Boy, that really soured me on citrus.
God...if you can't trust a lemon these days, who can you trust?
sharonafox1 3 years ago
insane!
insanenaltsfanEE 3 years ago
omg i loved mothers day prank dylan was so cute!
shadow181122 3 years ago
Dylan's, like, totally radical.
nalts 3 years ago
....I don't I'll ever eat a lemon ever..ever.. again.. (o,0)
MystProductions 3 years ago
THE GENIUS! IT HAS RETURNED!
Espiriteus 3 years ago
I think you can do better then this nalts, please. First off the lead up kinda of told the story. I think you could do a better video then this. Sorry. come to knoxville, I will colaborate with you on the old lady video. k?
love revssss. Just give me a month to prepare, right now I am uemployeed and looking but once I get back on my feet, we do the old lady video.
hirevssss 3 years ago
I could do better than this, but I choose not to live up to my potential.
nalts 3 years ago
LOL
I'm sorry
I was being a punk.
hirevssss 3 years ago
Well now I know where everyone disappeared to on Saturday. This was a VERY funny collab video, Kevin!
robtran 3 years ago
LemonTube
ThirdProverb 3 years ago
oat meal !! ..... right ?
craftycards 3 years ago
Omg! I am laughing too freakin hard! I almost fell off my chair when you rolfed on the desk and he ate it! I wanna colab with you Nalts, you rock! Imma favorite and rate high!
gmswife 3 years ago
You can't be 48
nalts 3 years ago
I will be 49 in july.....(big kid at heart...lol) HEY!! NO TELLIN MA AGE!
gmswife 3 years ago
ugh, i'm glad i hate lemons.
kteachone 3 years ago
it probablaly bilds your amune system
REANIMATION980 3 years ago
aha funny ^^
who did the lemons voice?
heychickabumbum 3 years ago
Me, but I'm afraid to admit it.
nalts 3 years ago
Did you do an Evil Fist voice?
ZackScott 3 years ago
I eat lemons and i never got any sickness.
nckwrn 3 years ago
When did you make this video? Everyone's here.
jayinojales 3 years ago
That was disgustingly funny!
Heatha06 3 years ago
Hahaha... That was hilarious... I read about the lemon thing a little while ago... I used to put as many lemon wedges in my tea as would fit in the glass!!! LOL... That's so gross!!!
MBMiller253 3 years ago
The collab fever seems to be hitting YouTube!
alizask 3 years ago
Collabs are so passe.
nalts 3 years ago
i dont thiink i'll ever be able to eatanything with lemon in it again
tigerlily003 3 years ago
Lemon candy is safe.
nalts 3 years ago
crappp....i JUST finished makin a cake using lemons...
jdumii94 3 years ago
oh my what the he-- is up with eww bla aw now i'm sick i had lemon in my tea lol what the heck made you think of this lol
warboop 3 years ago
Zack Scott's was the only good one
paperdoll1982 3 years ago
paperdoll1982 is probably another ZackScott sock account. I have to say I was inspired by his car wash video.
nalts 3 years ago
There are those who spread deceit not by attacking me, but by denouncing my subscribers. Are they meaningless? Are they contrived? To this, I say no. They are good people who know deep in their hearts that they are serving a purpose their critics cannot stop. It is true that some appear uninterested and dormant. But as they are inspired, one by one, to reignite their flames of curiosity, my subscribers will become a mass of sleeping giants that the critics will regret awakening.
ZackScott 3 years ago
ok...ew! lol thats very good to know
happybuny2 3 years ago
That's why I like oranges better...
Randomologist 3 years ago
Mr Pregnant squeezes those in belly folds.
nalts 3 years ago
lol haha gross!
TarraLuvsJesus 3 years ago
Wait a minute...go out and do what to a tree?
MustafaPresents 3 years ago
Make love to a tree.
nalts 3 years ago
Whew... glad you gave us a heads up!
delraecpa 3 years ago
You've fallen to an all-time low. One star.
stephenetienne 3 years ago
I once abused a wiener dog. Are you saying lemon abuse is worse?
nalts 3 years ago
No. I'm saying that I gave you "one star" for grossness. (Is that a word?) Typically, I give you four or five stars, but this one was so GROSS, I gave you one.
stephenetienne 3 years ago
zackscott is a bad ass!
sonyflores 3 years ago
Hah I love the part with Lenete in it! SO FUNNY! By the way Kevin/nalts, were yall in Fudruckers???
breebree0202 3 years ago
I don't know where hty were, but it's a good guess.
nalts 3 years ago
wow that was disturbing! :P
maila89 3 years ago
THAT WAS fantastic! All my favs in one location! I think I may have had a heart attack. LOL. SmileyD
vjm1234 3 years ago
What kinda Video was that ? It was Horrible..
I'am Disappointed Nalts!
tropicalmist999 3 years ago
Lemon lover.
nalts 3 years ago
aww you citrisy bitch
BradBuddy1212 3 years ago
I love who you put as Renetto lmfao!!!!!!!!
RawringBean 3 years ago
LOL, this was really funny. Good job!
lolmonkey98 3 years ago
nice job with the joke steal from family guy.
mazingmikey 3 years ago
LMFAO@ Diana
Aprildew 3 years ago
haha nalltss dude.
this is one of my favorite videoss in a long timee from you,.
NiftySwift01 3 years ago