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  • Didn't really need the visuals to get the point.Never thought of this before.Kinda gross.You know, in our neverending obsession for information,we've analyzed and discussed and informed ourselves right out of any spontaneous moment of joy in this life.Well, all of you can think and ponder your lives away, but I'm in the mood for a martini w/a twist, thank you!!....And while you're over there, could ya cook me up that porterhouse steak?......YUM!

  • When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes like a ninja would.

  • When life hands you lemons, you stick them up your shirt and you WORK IT.

  • That is so damn nasty... gross

  • Ooooooooooooooooh Goooooood

    -pukes-

    Oh Jesus....help...my eyes!

  • did the old guy just eat his vomit!!!

  • I watched the making of a viral video prior to this one, surprisingly the follow through was awesome! Thanks for not losing steam on this project.

    DIG EM! THERE GRRREAT!

    filthy little lemon.

  • OMG,hahahahahahahahaha, sick...

  • sick... but funny.

  • AHAHAAHAH Nalts this video was awesome!!!

  • that is the stupidest thing i have ever seen...ha ha ha

  • its true through they found in a lot of resturants that lemons have fecal matter in them

  • Lolol funny/twisted

  • *throws up at the end*

  • um that was disturbing

  • ditto!

  • Gross... BUT REALLY FUNNY!

  • not bad coool

  • Errrrr... That's about as much I can comment. Sorry :S Wierd...

  • heh the throw up was icky but I loved it. Nice job once again Nalts, your still the best

  • omg that is so fucking disturbing ....

  • Wat the fuck?!

  • thats... REALLY discusting

  • Most annoying video ever.

  • hah... wow.

  • its actually the law that waiters/waitresses use tongs when they put lemons in your drinks and stuff

  • The restaurant I work at only puts the tongs out when the inspector arrives.

  • yeah i didn't say that everyone did that

  • We don't do it where I work...eeeshk!

  • . . .

    GAG.

    in feel bettr...

  • :O evil lemonz.

  • The ending kind of ruined it for me... Gag reflex. xP

  • BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! Except for the boh3m3 licking it part,,, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum

  • i think its ur best video.

  • WTF?

  • more spencer

  • people people, you can still eat lemons, just make sure you bought it from the store, whole, and cut it yourself with your own (hopefully clean) hands. The lemons in restaurants are the ones in question which would suggest that lots of food there is contaminated, we haven't died yet so I doubt avoiding lemons specifically will lower any risks

  • was it worth the effort Kevin?

  • lol thanks now i will never eat lemons again

  • That is SOOO DISGUSTING!!! But Hilarious at the same time...hehehehe

  • lol 3:33

  • looking at lemons makes my mouth water like crazy!

  • Ok i am soo gonna think twice before eating lemons from now on

  • 1:36 looks like Dr. Cox from Scrubs

  • 2:58 lol...

  • lol

  • dude, its a video not a science fair

  • Guess that's it for me & lemons. LOL

    *Funny, I watched it twice & still didn't notice Renetto.

  • I hope you guys actually rotated lemons every know and then.

  • LOL, that was so gross--particularly the vomit bit.

    Interesting info though! I won't be asking for lemons in my drinks from now on.

    :-)

  • Funny video!

    thing is - that microbiologist would know that lemons are full of acid, which often kills the germs. Our stomachs are also full of acid, which also kills most of the millions and billions of germs that consume every day. So... I think you're safe!

  • yes, but I'm sure you realize that the citric acid in lemons is usually in the inside of the lemon, not on the outer rind, but that also depends on how they are stored after they are cut, handling, ets. Citric acid also often doesn't kill off all germs, hell even orange and pineapple juice can go bad after a while opened and stored in room-temperature.

  • ew omfg

    i think im gonna puke!

    especially after he ate the puke!!!

    ew

    ew

    ew!!!

  • It came out great!

  • I love that song by Abby. The talking lemon was cool too.

  • nice collab!

  • that was nasty at the end great vid

  • I was doing OK with all the lemon abuse, but the barf did me in. This has classic written all over it.

  • I couldn't agree more!

  • that was good! i watched the video of when this was being made and it came out really well!

  • She said renetto wrong I think.

  • I always wash the lemons at home before I use them - NEVER get lemon in anything out in public for just this reason!

  • Oh man, if you knew the things I've seen done to that lemon...

    Of course, that would push the rating far beyond 'X'.

  • Filthy or not, that lemon still totally helped me score on my date.

  • Great video!!

  • Oops... I think I forgot to comment. Or did you delete my comment... YOU BASTARD!!!

  • NO more lemons in my iced tea unless I'm the one making it. :) great video..!

  • Who is the guy you says "you have just been filled in."?

  • Damn... I was eating during this... gg

  • mmmmm... germs

  • It's because I'm a hotshot. Just as gotrish.

  • 12000th viewer

  • Congrats. You win the fecal matter from the lemon.

  • lol

  • lol....great video...

    ben.

  • zomg i saw the lemon on the table but i'm glad i never touched it..

  • Great song and video Abby! Wash the outside as with any fruit or vegetable before eating lemons. Bacteria will stay on the surface of lemons given the skin isn't damaged (they have a very waxy skin) and the bacteria will not be mixed into the center of 'mass' that sometimes happens to ice-cream, or hamburger during manufacturing. It is hard to wash and rinse ice-cream or hamburger. If the lemon skin is breached and it looks spoiled, throw it out.

  • Opps, I mean great video Nalts! A little known fact. Urine is a blood distillate and in healthy people is extremely sterile, unless its been sitting on the bathroom floor for awhile, it will start to grow stuff. Urine used topically for swelling has some anti-inflammatory properties. The number 'two' bathroom stop, well that starts out with bacteria in it as bacteria live in your intestines.

  • I did hear once that a dog's spit is dirtier than his pee

  • I read that too! And I asked a doctor. He said the sterile part was a bit of a stretch, but that it's pretty close!

  • Unless you have a bladder infection, or a blood infection, etc, urine is getting pulled from your blood and filtered in tissues in your kidneys where bacteria would not pass easily. Your GI tube from your mouth to the other end is a tube open to the outside and although bacteria would not easily enter your body systemically as your body absorbs nutrition, what bacteria are there when you eat something and the bacteria that live there are not in anyway filtered and pass out of the tube.

  • so you think you're hot shit? iditos

  • No I know I'm a hot shot. I'm so hot I burn.

  • Boy Trish.... you sure are spreading the love lately

  • It was really fun watching the making of this in the mayhem. Good job.

  • Nice boobs, by the way.

  • I did see this before:P

    anyway, great!

  • Awesome video,It's weird to see the "making of" before seeing the video lol

    IT TURNED OUT GREAT,5 STARS

  • Almost all produce that comes into a restaurant has crap, bacteria and a load of other stuff on it... that's why we WASH it... this isn't new news... lol

  • I did not see that coming! Hurl!

  • wow I hope you all had a great time at SanFran tube - and wow, even Lanette abused the lemon haha...I was waiting until part time through where she was going to try and protect it or something. Either way, go songs from a hat - found it a while ago...for some reason it shows this vid before that one on the sub list.

  • She posted her song after I posted this. I love her song. And it was great meeting her in San Fran.

  • LAWL

    that was awesome.

  • Awesome! 5 stars! Live well, laugh often, love much!

  • Kevin, This video turned out great. It was cool to see how you edited all the parts together from the "behind the scenes" you made earlier.

  • what the fuck?

  • It's BUCK. What the Buck.

  • ok buck then but that is still one crazy ass vid!!!! keep it up.

  • this video was lemony fresh

  • I had no idea lemons made so many people so horny. XD Or have to poop so much.

  • 94% of the guys wanted to put it down their pants.

  • Haha nice :D

  • Hey! That worked... ;-)

  • Damn, that kokohawk guy had abs o'steel, lol. This turned out great.

  • Oh those were your abs? I didn't credit you!

  • Damn right those were, you ungrateful bastard! Hehehe.

  • I love to rub my nipples with lemons <3

  • I was reading a news article about MRSAs before I watched this video. And now it's almost bedtime... [nervous laughter]

  • MRSAs?

  • "Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) infection is caused by Staphylococcus aureus bacteria — often called "staph."

    ...

    Healthy people can be colonized with MRSA and have no ill effects. However, they can pass the germ to others.

    ...

    But in older adults and people who are ill or have weakened immune systems, ordinary staph infections can cause serious illness."

    The infections can be life threatening.

    mayoclinic(.)com

    You may want to avoid the photos...

    Have a nice day!

  • That was the most foul, disgusting, inexcusable thing I have ever witnessed...

    ...thanks.

  • You're welcome. Or as most people say, "your welcome."

  • Ha! I see you latch onto all the bad spelling and grammar errors displayed here, too? Go see my responses to the comments left for my scare video ("Optical Illusion") to see how I deal with them.

  • Ohhhhhhh my god that ending was discusting! Did he eat the god damn vomit?! Very sickening video but very good lol

  • Yes- but that's because he's my bitch.

  • hahaha

  • I love Abbys song, shes awesome. But Nalts, that was aweful! that was not up to the Nalts Pare. im ashamed.

    That was Youtube trash.

  • Sometimes you have to go a few days without showering to remember how good clean smells.

  • yeah that's enough to make me swear off lemons for a long time...

    but lemonade is still alright... right....

  • This was just a stupid video dude...Unsubscribed that puke part was fucking sick

  • No. Come back. Click.

  • Hahahaha!!!

  • I wish we could give thumbs up to the video makers.

  • WTF...rofl

  • I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who talks to lemons.

    But I will never divulge what they've been telling me...it's private.

  • They told me what you said to them, though.

  • I'm sending out Homeland Security and the FBI (Food Bureau of Investigation) to track down the traitorous rotten lemon who's leaking this top secret information.

    And it better not be that "Deep Throat" again. Last week I caught him breaking into the pantry where I keep my top secret recipes in a locked bread box.

    He already had a fence lined up to sell my best recipes to Martha Stewart. Boy, that really soured me on citrus.

    God...if you can't trust a lemon these days, who can you trust?

  • insane!

  • omg i loved mothers day prank dylan was so cute!

  • Dylan's, like, totally radical.

  • ....I don't I'll ever eat a lemon ever..ever.. again.. (o,0)

  • THE GENIUS! IT HAS RETURNED!

  • I think you can do better then this nalts, please. First off the lead up kinda of told the story. I think you could do a better video then this. Sorry. come to knoxville, I will colaborate with you on the old lady video. k?

    love revssss. Just give me a month to prepare, right now I am uemployeed and looking but once I get back on my feet, we do the old lady video.

  • I could do better than this, but I choose not to live up to my potential.

  • LOL

    I'm sorry

    I was being a punk.

  • Well now I know where everyone disappeared to on Saturday. This was a VERY funny collab video, Kevin!

  • LemonTube

  • oat meal !! ..... right ?

  • Omg! I am laughing too freakin hard! I almost fell off my chair when you rolfed on the desk and he ate it! I wanna colab with you Nalts, you rock! Imma favorite and rate high!

  • You can't be 48

  • I will be 49 in july.....(big kid at heart...lol) HEY!! NO TELLIN MA AGE!

  • ugh, i'm glad i hate lemons.

  • it probablaly bilds your amune system

  • aha funny ^^

    who did the lemons voice?

  • Me, but I'm afraid to admit it.

  • Did you do an Evil Fist voice?

  • I eat lemons and i never got any sickness.

  • When did you make this video? Everyone's here.

  • That was disgustingly funny!

  • Hahaha... That was hilarious... I read about the lemon thing a little while ago... I used to put as many lemon wedges in my tea as would fit in the glass!!! LOL... That's so gross!!!

  • The collab fever seems to be hitting YouTube!

  • Collabs are so passe.

  • i dont thiink i'll ever be able to eatanything with lemon in it again

  • Lemon candy is safe.

  • crappp....i JUST finished makin a cake using lemons...

  • oh my what the he-- is up with eww bla aw now i'm sick i had lemon in my tea lol what the heck made you think of this lol

  • Zack Scott's was the only good one

  • paperdoll1982 is probably another ZackScott sock account. I have to say I was inspired by his car wash video.

  • There are those who spread deceit not by attacking me, but by denouncing my subscribers. Are they meaningless? Are they contrived? To this, I say no. They are good people who know deep in their hearts that they are serving a purpose their critics cannot stop. It is true that some appear uninterested and dormant. But as they are inspired, one by one, to reignite their flames of curiosity, my subscribers will become a mass of sleeping giants that the critics will regret awakening.

  • ok...ew! lol thats very good to know

  • That's why I like oranges better...

  • Mr Pregnant squeezes those in belly folds.

  • lol haha gross!

  • Wait a minute...go out and do what to a tree?

  • Make love to a tree.

  • Whew... glad you gave us a heads up!

  • You've fallen to an all-time low. One star.

  • I once abused a wiener dog. Are you saying lemon abuse is worse?

  • No. I'm saying that I gave you "one star" for grossness. (Is that a word?) Typically, I give you four or five stars, but this one was so GROSS, I gave you one.

  • zackscott is a bad ass!

  • Hah I love the part with Lenete in it! SO FUNNY! By the way Kevin/nalts, were yall in Fudruckers???

  • I don't know where hty were, but it's a good guess.

  • wow that was disturbing! :P

  • THAT WAS fantastic! All my favs in one location! I think I may have had a heart attack. LOL. SmileyD

  • What kinda Video was that ? It was Horrible..

    I'am Disappointed Nalts!

  • Lemon lover.

  • aww you citrisy bitch

  • I love who you put as Renetto lmfao!!!!!!!!

  • LOL, this was really funny. Good job!

  • nice job with the joke steal from family guy.

  • LMFAO@ Diana

  • haha nalltss dude.

    this is one of my favorite videoss in a long timee from you,.