Condom and a pharmacist joke

[TurtleAteMySock]

I sing "LITTLE FIIIIISHHH!!!" all the time

[SaraLuver100]

Haha omg "leetle feesshhhh" sooo funny:)

[peanuTown]

sucky sucky fucky fucky :D

[Killuminatyi]

It's Nemo!

[InforcedHellCrusader]

Her father was the barman sins?! Good GOD...!

[ONaSTICKIFICATION]

leeeetle feeeeesh.......leeetle feeeeesh.

[MandCmix]

I love u too!!!-3 I want to meet u one day

[HurriCaneRushhh]

ahahahhahhah :D

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

This guy's annoying.

[candygirl121340]

@bedofrazorsqwerty YOU'RE ANNOYING!!! DANNY IS AMAZING.

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

@candygirl121340 Wow. You have defeated me with your clever debate skills. I applaud you, in fact the whole internet is clapping. You did a really good job there, especially with the caps lock. Teach me how to be you.

[candygirl121340]

@bedofrazorsqwerty Good luck with that. Don't harrass Danny on his own channels, go hate elsewhere.

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

@candygirl121340 Oh yeah. I'm a naughty boy. Spank me again.

[Th3OtherGuY]

@bedofrazorsqwerty haha your hilarious

[asdfluver]

хеј дупе Баггер, ваш баггерс багер него кесу дупе

[GassyMaskz]

Didn't you get 1.5 grand and a $500 dollar gift card to an online camera store?

[Narinomis]

Remember Danny is participating in King of the web again! Keep voting for him!!

[longfang53]

i want one of your steamy kisses!!!!

[fetymann]

((- parang -))

[TheBoorisha]

At the end, I got goosebumps.

You're welcome, bro.

[SMonneyy]

I've been watching your videos for a little over a year now I think, and bro I must say, you are still one of my favorite people to watch. Everyday, forever and always.

[xXZachiiXx]

I'll vote everytime! (:

[aks99cacak]

are you going to try to be king of the web again i think we can win this time!!!???

[BigGav11111]

Unlucky Danny! We all were voting hard. Will get 'em next time.

[SSpitz16]

I already knew that one

[aks99cacak]

@SSpitz16 same here

[jamesdobrincic]

Danny, your awesome! Voted every day!! Next time we gotta raperface that little douche in the voterfaces. Sincerely, a lemon drop

[Yellquietly]

Man, it makes me feel bad that I didn't vote as much as I could've. It would've been maybe a minute of my time a day, whereas danny spends hours of his recording, editing and uploading just to make me smile for a minute or so. Not a very equal trade. Next time though, I'm there for you man.

[ilikepepsi33]

Aww all sentimental at the end!

[fantasticalstorybro]

goddamnit danny! re-enter the forking contest! xO

[tala1tika]

Don't forget! Battle Royale in August, the prizes are supposed to be awesome. We can win that one for sure :) Keep your head up Danny, you're a winner.face to everyone here!

[angel2lee]

your welcome danny.

-little random lemon drop :)

[BOMBTHENSMILE]

my math support teacher told me this in class

[DarkElzar]

@Ddiary09

Danny, are you going to join the 2nd competition this month?

[TheJs1991]

i  voted

[Strawberry1139]

didnt you still get money for 2nd place?

[CheapAutumnStorm]

@Strawberry1139 $2,000

[dinalives]

you're welcome buddy!

[santoyochick]

Awwww Danny : ( I voted everyday for you. Will get em next time!!

[Crumpetzzz]

Didnt danny still get 1500 bucks and a 500 dollar gift card? still not bad

[wileybrandi]

Sry Danny we tried to help. Love ya!!!

[vandirk86]

Good joke, well told!

[izme29]

you still won "vlog king"! :D always look at the brighter side mr. lemon drop, we <3 you, thanks for giving us smiles and laughter

[Iglaaa]

The real story

Guy comes fo farmacy and asks for 1 package of condoms,

ok

oh, give me 2, my gf has a kinky sister i might bang her too,

wait wait, 3 i can prolly bang her mother too.

Farmacist is like WOW...

rest of the joke is the same :D

[unicornnightmare]

THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE (even though I've heard it before).



[unicornnightmare]

Condoms are soooooo overpriced at CVS (and Rite Aid). I only buy from local pharmacies; they're way cheaper.

[littleloogy]

Pop that pimple!

[sonicfanatic200]

LMAO!

[TheSaka24]

ahahhahaahhahaahahahahha LMFAO !

[SaeraLikesTea]

definitley better than how my friend told it :)

[112WildCat211]

HHAHAHAHAHAH XD genious! XD

[Gripfang]

Well, it wasn't the douche in the hat that won, so that makes me happy.

We gave it our best, though.

Next time!!!

[madmaddi264]

Awww Danny it's okay!! You should have won!!!!

[Arrrmando101]

dont worry danny,whatever you win or lose,whatever camera you are recording with,we still love you.. aint that right LEMON DROPS ?

[Joeshmo9123]

You can try to be king next month :)

[TheSerbianPro]

This joke is highly popular in Serbia now

[Devedza]

We tried Danny. Next time!

[zeldas121314]

We should all send Danny $1. Imagine it. He got over 400,000 votes. I know alot of people voted 10 times everyday, but I know a couple thousand people were voting. Couple thousand people send him $1 = Couple thousand dollars for Danny. I think it's a pretty damn good idea.

[rutgersemp01]

@zeldas121314 That was his own idea about a year ago dude

[laura241984]

@zeldas121314 Agreed! I've already subscribed to donate a dollar a month (a month ago lol). And Danny, don't be glum chum... We'll get 'er next time! xo

[cipher619]

@zeldas121314 I fully support this idea

[jazzyazzyD]

@zeldas121314 Genius...I also fully support this idea! :D

[Phoardmans]

@zeldas121314 I already sent him 1$ to ddiary but i like the idea id be happy to send him another dollar if he gives me a link on where to do it

[Zcribz]

LITTLEFISH<3

[sopadurso]

Hope u win next one! keep them videos coming!

[huntern311]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo, we looost :(

[alecjahn]

Excellent joke, and congrats on getting second!

[H057IL3]

Transcribe the audio for the second half of the video. The captions pretty much say the opposite of what Danny says.

[Bernster2011]

There's this photo on Facebook with this guy holding a light and he looks JUST like you!

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

Srry danny..my friends and i voted every single day with many accounts and shit.,..but it wasnt enough :/

NEXT ONE WE WIN!!!

[chrisviolet13]

that guy didnt deserve to win btw...u rock man. it takes a lot of balls and talent to do the stuff u do. i just wish u put more links and stuff on ur main channel to get more votes...anyway u win in my eyes.

[Chaicobo]

@chrisviolet13 arent 8 videos where he mentioned the KotW contest enough?

[Shpritsy]

I NOMINATED YOUR FACE BRO...... please run :)

[MarshmellowMomoko]

love you danny o3o im gonna come to ur house and make u some grilled cheese of love

[11Sabres23]

We love you!!! You will always have your lovely Lemon drops :)

[shortshortspeeps]

You didn't win nothing, second prize was $1500. Che

[mrblisterfist]

To quote Ringo, "I've got blisters on my fingers!" from voting.

Now is a time for healing both physically and spiritually.

~be well

[hgielyak1109]

Aww Danny!! <3 You are the real winner :3

You did amazingly and your Lemon Drop voter army-face couldn't be more proud!!

[w3CxoGI]

No Serbian Lessons ?? :( :( :(

[Tinna86]

Aww sorry you did not win :( Next time we'll get 'em for sure. Pozdrav iz Srbije :3

[Tinna86]

Hear this one a million times, and yet you made it funnier xD

[Wolferinos]

Next Time we shall win!!!!!

[capri424sun]

You are zoo funny! please respond to this comment, and ill tell everyone i know about you ;)

[sirbestnameever]

he still got $1500

[artistssoftpastels]

@sirbestnameever but Danny deserves King of the Web title. Ahh what am I saying - it's a mainstream thing. And, as with all mainstream things it gets taken over by a specific group of people, Harry Potter fans, Justin Bieber fans, just a bunch of sheep, mindless internet children that follow a flock really. But we tried our hardest and to us Danny is still King and we have recruited more true lemondrops in the process :) Keep spreading Danny and his work. Next time we can pwn those mofuckers

[scruga]

No problem Danny we love you <3

[SScomedian]

Screw that guy! Danny won. keep doing your thing Danny

[ROFLCOPTERftw3]

AAAAW SNAP!!! That joke was good!

[ArghCake]

Jeydon could've like given you votes. and you could've won. -sighs- ; _; I wanted you to win SO BADLY.

How did the cozart kid get over 100k in like one week?!

[sykotik04]

Just dropped 20 points down on you Danny, just to show you I still care!

[nunusaddiction]

Ha ha this joke is funny

And I have been voting made a video for people to vote for u and we r doing our best I sorry but ur still number 1 in my heart

[czechivan]

nice 

[PsYchOUlTraEnergy]

What its that on your face? :D Something red near the nose :)

[HampaDoesntDie]

I tried danny =( 10 every single day but 2nd was well deserved! next time buddy

[Dotameufih109]

2nd!

[PDLR101]

1st comment!!