Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - Dream Time

[327409427]

Not going to waste my time having to listen to a stupid commercial to see this.

[Monkalisha]

this is way stupid

[itastetherainbow123]

@Monkalisha IK ISNT IT AWSOME!!!!!! :D

[Amphipolie]

Govonrment teddy bear will bring delicious dinners for all makind!

[DragonMedic20]

hehe notice the 'stain' when they pick the bed up.

[Em24711]

This is so silly!!!!

[floppy9100]

ITS DREAM TIME... damned homework. -_-

[tejaswoman]

You know, considering that she's mute, it's a bit unfair to blame her for not having told them she was a panda.

[tweble111]

Gt News..... Gorgeous Tiny News

[Raphael685orMist642]

look closely you can see that she is not nun

[DMANpictures]

I like how Greg is in all their dreams.

[pinkweaselgirl]

i love this show....its so very educational :D

[TheAyanamiRei]

That was more strange...but not as crazy. Also a little more confusing. I liked previous episodes better @.@

[EliteShadowPanda]

ROFLMAO the words to cownicorn's song lol

PANDA is hilarious oh and btw Dogs are officially better than cats :P

[Coffingirl999]

lol "You didn't tell us that you were a panda..."

[Edntrump]

I think this is the best yet!

[capricenyc]

I will remove your legs and tell you the truth about tomatoes! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[neoalpharob]

PANDAS RULEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cognitoincognito]

"Remember once we were many, now there is, NUN!" LMAO! Genius upon genius!

[MCmuuffin]

LMFAO.

i wanna be on this show.

[fountgarde]

Panda's dream was awesome. XD

[MightyTrebor]

um, wow! That was amazing.... I just wish you had more than 10 minutes to share.....

[HankLewis]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Kim Evey needs to go on Wipeout or work with the guys that do MXC and put on something SPEC-TAC-U-LAR!!!

[Emmaleelovesss]

Lmao. That's amazing! I will always remember the Dream time song and the GORGEOUS TINY CHICKEN MACHINE SHOW song. x3

[6celery8]

"each smile is sunshine, each bowel movement joy" LOL X^D...luv it!!!

[brolyservant]

Kiko's dream scared me the most.

[gman6660]

for a sec. . . i thought i saw panties. damm!

[Farcry437]

perv <.<

[CRAZY4INU]

panda.....YAY

[humdrum99]

wow

[akiyoizm]

I would juice Keiko like an orange! Thanks!

[CottonCandySmiles2]

=( hey!!! that's not the original panda...

[ilovepurplemonkeys12]

i could watch this for hours its great

[hezabitspeckled]

this is the most retatrded thing i have ever seen whoever created this should seriously be shot and hung upsidedown to be skinned !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AMDmonster9390]

no, YOU should.

[ThePurpleJester]

did she say potato sex o_o?

[yesiamanalien]

Sounds like it :P

[BiohazardBabe]

The wearing of potato sacks.

[nightsofsouls]

this is so retaded lol

[Aiondesa]

she looks like a guy

[YesIm10]

0_0 the begiining song was the funniest part "IN PARADISE I WILL REMOVE YOUR LEGS AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT TOMATOES!"

[CommentsOpener]

I didn't spot this the first or second time. Cownicorn dreamed he was a full unicorn, and Unicow dreamed he was a full cow. Good thing these episodes are so rewatchable.

[RabidIceWeasel]

Unicow had a WET dream about being a full cow. xD

[Arcon1337]

that nun joke was awesome.

i love this so its so trippy!

[doctorwhoobawooba]

cownicorn is waay bettr than unicow cos hes always happy and hes magic :)

[simistercycy]

i like cownicorn because he makes unicow mad and that makes me laugh.

(sorry unicow--i'm sick)

[doctorwhoobawooba]

:( if this was abit more child-frendly it culd be on a channel on tv :)

also dont u care even abit that poor cownicorn died :(

[flequus]

he keeps coming back so i think it just makes things more interesting that he died.

maybe they killed him off because everyone was bitching about how much they hated him. which is sad since that was the point a comic foil is usually not loved by the fans of his antagonist.

[CSpot]

poor cownicorn

[kottonkitsune14789]

Bowel Movement Joy. XD

[chanelleee]

i wanna see the starting=[

[faithfulwolf]

lol!!

[Qermaq]

So where does Gogo Girl sleep?

[zlt3po]

Each bowel movement joy?

lol

[andreamonster9390]

aww cownicorn is so cute!

[AsFlowingWater]

"Missing sock found behind dryer, owner relieved."

XDDD

[BillionSix]

Why didn't Go Go Dancer get a dream? :(

[kotkavuori]

Potatoe sex?! :D

[insanityisagift]

In paradise I will remove your legs, and tell you the truth about tomatoes! XDXD

The 'Dream Time' part makes me crack up aswell lol

[ryan50ryan]

a cow's version of a wet dream, lmao.

[dumbo9250]

HA!

[tejaswoman]

Ya gotta love that her office had NO problem hiring a woman in a panda *suit.*

[mekman7]

"every bowel movement, joy" LOLZ!

[mochitsukiman]

this is better than Lazy Town!!!

[sachaput]

LOL! The ones for Unicow & Panda were the best, but all were cute enough.

[bobo2fett]

that was really stupid!!

[AMDmonster9390]

you're really stupid.

[RobertLee1989]

lmfao who came up with this shit its like thir all on acid lol.

[spunkypuppy]

Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!

[Bobolacupcssr]

is this serious?

[LordClueless]

rofl i hope to christ its not

i wud castrate myself b4 going on this show

[Bobolacupcssr]

what is rong with you man?!?! why do "you" go looking up lame videos on youtube.

:P jks

[dingoatemydoobie]

do it anway...please.

[tejaswoman]

Aw, why spare us the fun of seeing Unicow do that FOR you?

[Bobolacupcssr]

this is retarded lol

[NamaeWaChise]

OMG,when unicow woke up and looked down did anyone else think he had a boner?!?!?

[credeismine24]

thats his shoulder

[I8apoptart]

" Once we were Meny now were Nun" heh heh heh

[minizer999]

once we were many... now there is nun!...never have i loled so!

[tacomandie]

ahhhhh... kiko in pajamas. lol

[Tanimal97]

he say bowelmovement time? in song

[TheTheifLord]

needs moar unicow.

[GeorgeDRange]

I love her all the more knowing how creative and funny she is!

Kim Evey rules!

And also, Unicow cracks me up when he humps people with his udder!

Ja ne! Peace!

[hiimnobody]

love this ep!!!!

[LovableHobo]

LOLOOLOL!

[Ckslove]

Does anybody else notice the dark stain where unicow was sleeping is? Heheh..

[zelkmarimba]

I have accidently fallen in love with this woman.

[monkeymedia]

what does she say after the rain of potato sex? i love her dream tis funny

[jimviera]

1:07 Choreography! LOL

[sk8boardgod4ever]

39 WTF IS UNICOW DOING TO THE NUN?

[RyanWatson]

Hooray for Mr. Benson's appearances!

[OnlyBrandon]

Ha. You fucks. You don't even know what you've done. And the saddest part? You think I'm evil. It's just my nature.

[keysle]

4:15 ... she's the best

[EArulez321]

Go Panda! Best Show ever!

[MaxPayne72]

4:23 nice wet spot on the mattress. Wet dream?

[BabyBubbleVicious]

What does her shirt say?

[tejaswoman]

You know, I have watched this show for over a year, countless times, and I still can't tell you. Hopefully irpogo or another person who works on the show will come along to enlighten us.

[tejaswoman]

Still really wanting those dolls -- love the panda's apostrophe-ears.

[LikeOhMahGoose]

Hehehe "Once there was many! Now there is nun!"

[homsar4]

cow and panda porn.............

[homsar4]

slike a bad acid flashback

[uhmlolok]

definetly heard potato sex

[mizzchrisbrown123]

did she just say "potato sex"?

[MexicanoINC]

I love the panda!

[dingoatemydoobie]

Which one? There appears to be several...

[Pieishman]

That just has to be the weirdest vid yet.(yungsnacks,I would want a panda to!)

[yungsnacks]

I don't know about every body else but I want some panda

[geekwhoeatsrice]

The wasn't milk.

[Br0kenToaster]

I hate cownicorn, Unicow Rules life

[L0wrey]

Cownicorn is hot XD

[willberb]

A behind the scenes sneak peek. Peek a boo!

I hope fame doesn't spoil them, like it did Don Knots.

[Abbelin]

I hope this show like does something else other than be ridiculous

[Leo92102]

I think that's the point of the short.Retsu see what happens next.Piisu:P

[plicaMAMA]

GT already cured cancer and saved the whales...sheesh what more can you WANT?!?

[thedamnedxx]

im pretty sure thats the point. lighten up. :)

[UncleKennybobs]

Yes, she is hot.

[askusoy]

everything's great, there's no hate only love, and i serve ice tea?

babies don't cry no one has to shave

penguins can fly and our pitbulls behave

[Syoran]

In paradise i will remove your legs and tell you the truth about TOMATOES!!! PEACE

ok thats all the timeing we have on Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Remember

Once we were many now there is "nun"

[mackjj1]

was that girl in unicow's dream rubbing his horn 0.0

[blackparadise66]

no, she was rubbing cownicorn's horn :P

[mackjj1]

lol

[IronShoeFilmz]

the unicow had a wet dream =/

sick lol, lovd it tehe..x

[SettleForNothing]

Remember once we were many, now there is nun. Peace!

LOL. I love this show. I'm glad I'm subscribed.

[Robotocracy]

Unicow's dream...LOL.

[kotkavuori]

KIKO FOR PRESIDENT '08! :)

[CRAZiMaRrix3]

once we were many now there is nun!!!

[smallcansing]

I've known GTMS before I started my account. I seriously love this.

[howyoudoin289]

LAUGHMYFUCKINGASSOFF!!!

[TheElectricElf]

Woops, forgot to rate on my last couple of posts! Here ya go!

[TheElectricElf]

By the way - anyone notice Sister Mary Facemouth's outfit when she changed clothes? HAHAHA!!! Love it!

[TheElectricElf]

WOW! I was one of the first folks to get to see GTCMS - but I forgot what YouTube account I had set up so long ago... This is the most hilarious episode of GTCMS I've seen yet! ***LOVED*** the news scroll messages! "Dogs officially better than cats" etc. To ALL at GTCMS, THANKS for creating something truly great and funny! I'll be contacting you soon - I want a GTCMS T-Shirt!!! Matter of fact, I'll pay for the screen masters (as long as you don't go more than 6-color anyway) Thank you!!!!

[thatgirlyouknowyah]

Unicow had a wet dream about being milked. *giggles* Dirty. ;)

[leveltonight]

you can see there is like wet on the bed when they pick it up.. from unicow LMAO

[CocoCutePuppy]

=D unicow was thinking of NAUGHTY things

[RecoveringChristian]

3:23 there is a wet stain!

[sonicshadow123]

lol, the credits say "Starring Kiko and Sister Mary Facemouth" xD

[hugzxoxo1231]

yeah dats hell ell lorious

[michellethehawtie]

it's smile, it's sunshine, it's bowel movement joy!

[nomosushi]

too cool

[pm0834]

you have to be high to make these vids... lol... sooooo funny though!!! Keep it up

[plicaMAMA]

distinctly a possibility of highs with chance of partly silly..

[Ahebrew]

Wow, they must have been extremely stoned out of their skulls when they thought of this show.

I love Unicow tho :)

[CRAZiMaRrix3]

"once there were many, now there is nun!"

ahahha!!!

[StupermundiTheGreat]

Dream Time sounds like it is sung by Russel Mael of Sparks. She should have the Mael brothers on. Anybody hear this.

[Mariwana9191]

lol i think unicow wet the bed.

[SailorMoooooon]

yeah and it wasn't with milk OR pee O_o

[helemundo]

I have the same blanket... sweet ! xD aww i like the anchor woman one.

[mumeihito]

"And as for you, government teddy bears will deliver delicious dinner for all mankind."

...

LAWL!

[lipstickglitters]

lol panda frenchkissed her new employer XD

[tacopantz]

her ex new employer :P

i love this episode!!

[lipstickglitters]

i guess

[irpogo]

the panda did get fired for being a panda then kissing--LAWSUIT!!

panda discrimination!!!!

[JessicaBarrie]

Why would he wet the bed tho his dream isnt scary?

[daintyox]

sometimes boy animals have dreams where they get "milked"

and they don't wet the bed with urine--*wink wink nudge nudge*

[JessicaBarrie]

Ya but unicow was the one with the "wet" dream but the wet spot was where conicorn was.

[Chimpboy2]

"Socks Found..." I loved more the underbar then what she was saying, I still felt like I didn't get to know the Nun as much, but still I hope there is a DVD this is greatness, NEVER DIE!

[aboodz]

I WILL REMOVE YOUR EGGS

HAHAHAHAAAA

[metalhedmike]

Santa Clause found dead in North Pole home.

I love this show...

[WileyCoyote69]

This really is my favorite episode so far.

[plicaMAMA]

me too. i love the dreamtime song and the animated dreams.

so cute.

[SoraRoxasKHII]

this one was sorta gay well at least cownicorn and unicow's were but other than those 2 funny

[flequus]

okay. i get the homophobe part, but the rest of your sentence--you lost me...what?!?

[scorpiojack15]

fucked up

[Hanchwood]

Cownicorn is sooooooooo sexy!

[SnowMozart]

Each B.M. joy...?

[tejaswoman]

Just noticed: (1) Panda has the panda mug on her desk; (2) Kiko doesn't have the awards before her dream, then they're next to her in the dream, and afterward, she has them. Clearly Kiko has dreams-coming-true magic!

[tacopantz]

i like the cow trophy.

WTF?

i love everything about this show.

hey tejaswoman did you see the channel hulu had accidentally posted a GTCMS episode that hadn't been released yet? it was out for a couple of days and got pulled.

it had SUPER FUNNY song about clapping. (imagine how kiko pronounces "clap" and "clapping" with her accent.*wink*

one of the funniest EVER--i hope it is released for real next--i want to hear the song again.

and again and again.

[tejaswoman]

Noooo! Dang. I still have never seen the episode #2 that went up for less than a day last year before being retooled. Until yesterday, I hadn't even been to Crackle, but I got curious as to what number of hits they get over there (it's so much fewer here since it left the Mediocre Films channel! hope people find it soon). Now I'll have to start watching ALL the sites, I suppose; already get the MySpace and Facebook messages.

[plicaMAMA]

I saw the episode on HULU, too!

It was one of the FUNNIEST. That dude who was the cute guy in "Caddyshack" was the guest. SOOOOOOOOO funny!

BTW check out GTCMS on HULU-the picture is extra crisp for some reason. Nice.

I

LOVE

GTCMS

[tacopantz]

michael o'keefe was the guest. he used to be married to bonnie rait(sp) the R&B singer.

I forgot he was the guy in caddyshack!

I see him on Law and Order a lot as a main guest.

maybe it'll be episode this week!

[Panchiism]

ahhahah!!! this was so damn random i loved it!!!!!!

[DizzyIzzy219]

wtf?

[messiefee]

Impresionante y divertido programa.

De nuevo que hermosa esta kiko me gusta su inosencia y su acento me encanta y hasta como se cansa al hablar. Miles de besitos para kiko.

I love kiko

[tejaswoman]

(Translated: Impressive and entertaining show. Once again, Kiko's so pretty - I like her innocence and her accent is delightful and to the point that talking wears one out. Thousands of kisses for Kiko. I love Kiko.)

[messiefee]

Hey hola chica tejana pues esta dos tres tu traducion oye tu conoces a kiko, bueno si la conces dile que tiene un fan de Durango, Mexico que esta perdidamente enamorado de ella. y lo ultimo en la traducion, lo que quise decir que se me hace sexy cuando a kiko se le acaban el aire y dice las palabras asi forsada, eso para mi es sexy. I love u kiko,I love u kiko, you are so beutiful,so beutiful, so beutiful kiko.

[tejaswoman]

pues, messiefee, lo bueno es que Kiko parece estar soltera (aunque la actriz sí está casada :)