Minneapolis media institute commercial for game design

[Galvorn11]

Stupid writers and even more stupid actor.

[TheBlarggle]

I am curious as to what he thought he might be gesturing to when he goes "Even Retro Games" and extends his arm up and behind himself. around 0:15.

I mean, clearly he thought he was motioning towards an image or something visualizing him mentioning "Retro Games" but it was the same speeding street scene, then entire time. I don't know why, but I find it amusing.

[PlatypusTM]

0:44 '' Modeling '' Show's a guy on flash

[NeonC0wboy]

Ship flying through asteroid belt...the camera cuts to a different shot just as it's about to crash into an asteroid.

[ANeonTiger]

I feel so bad for the people that actually go there.

[AvocadoTomato]

@ANeonTiger Is this a bad school?

[ExploitedYouth87]

"Science can't explain why photographing a woman holding a game controller causes it to electrocute her, but it is the most documented phenomenon in all of metaphysics." - SeanBaby

[KainDrake]

@ExploitedYouth87 I gave you a thumbs up simply because you're the first reader from Cracked I find that actually quotes the joke and gives credit where it came from.

[AdudenamedKemp]

@KainDrake I gave you a thumbs up simply because you're the first person who's brought attention to this problem.

[junkietomato]

I like how that woman is almost having a heart attack while playing a game. Jesus.

[Jjvalour]

WTF is that controller?

[theSketchyCoder]

0:39 Two primitives, default colour, outdated copy of 3DS MAX.

0:44 That's mudbox(modeling), not animation.

0:45 That's character design and animation, not modeling.

That's a different viewport of the same mudbox model, not artists.

0:46 Why is that "designer" coding on a piece of paper?

What the fuck MMI?

[moronarts]

@theSketchyCoder 0:41 - a sample scene from blender made by a guy from Latvia who has probably never heard of MMI

[InterSmells]

is he wearing sweatpants? 

[LatestUFOSightings]

VIDYA GAMMS

[hadomaru1121]

console games, multiplayer games, sidescrolling games, even retro games! No way!

[dralezero]

of course we have retro games tody, because they were already made years ago, thats why they are retro now... i thought you said pong was old and boring now youre saying retro games today are cool (which would be pong).

[ScreamingScallop]

Can you believe my fat momma used to drive a car like this? They used to drive them for hourse! But today's cars are state of the art! Sure, some companies here and there still make Gremlins and Edsels, but everyone else is making Pai-Gows and Wangaweejees and other stuff with names you ain't even heard of yet. Be on the cutting edge of the bleeding edge of the cliff! Give us your money and we'll make sure you never see it again!

[sephirothsdemise]

@ScreamingScallop Can't...stop...laughing. Well played, sir.

[zero87mx]

WATERMELON VIDEO GAMES :D

[Ulitmadusk]

@zero87mx 0/10

[InuitInua]

WOW, EVEN WOMEN NOW PLAY VIDYA GAMES? FUCKING AMAZING.

[perun1nj]

He's hip, he's holding a wireless controller!

[golaitz]

0:28 - 0:30

"... and ternitintoakwir you're gonna love."

I lol'd.

[NeonLitGhost]

Too bad I already have a real college degree, because I'll be missing out on getting powers such as "shoot asteroids with a cheap controller" and "walk on a busy road without looking without getting run over."

[MarkCameron]

EVEN RETRO GAMES?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??! LABLRHBGAHLRBLARBGALRBGAHLRBAL­RGB

[Neverhoodian]

Who the hell designed that controller at 0:24? Those buttons between the analog sticks would be a bitch to operate.

[Gamiac]

@Neverhoodian Wait, you mean the ones between the shoulder buttons? Yeah, they're a bitch. I have one of those, it's a Wii Classic Controller.

[TomDarkwulf87]

You can tell he was trying to not to laugh and go "wtf?" while reading that script.

[VideogamesAreSerious]

I have to wonder if even the actor was like "This script makes no sense"

[tyrongkojy]

So if I play Skyrim on PC, does that not count as a video game?

[Grumbl3cakes]

I don't know whats worse. The fact that theres 'colleges' like these aiming to scam students or the fact that my dad takes these commercials seriously, because 'thats totally what you like to do'.

[gasbait]

I like that Girl's orgasm face

[SazVlogs]

And now everyone will say Thumbs Up for Cracked!

Fwaahahahah Seanbaby you're my favorite columnist.

BUT WRITE MORE DNTI GODEK ARTICLES!

[Gamiac]

HERE COMES THE CRACKED CIRCLEJERK BRIGADE LOLOLOLOL

Anyway, anyone else reminded of Midnight Club at 0:14? Damn, that series was sick. I remember playing MC2 with a friend and doing stunt jumps for hours with that rocket car and the infinite nitro cheat. What the hell happened to that series, did the devs just get thrown into the GTA team or something?

[tyrongkojy]

@Gamiac Incidentally, he guestures to it as an example of a retro game.

[TheFracturedShadow]

@Gamiac

I'm curious, without Cracked how the hell, and why the hell, did you watch this crap?

[Gamiac]

@TheFracturedShadow I got here early.

[boitahaki]

@Gamiac you are here because of Cracked too so shut the fuck up

[Gamiac]

@boitahaki Yes, and then I click on all the videos and post CRACKED LQL like I have some sort of OCD. And then everyone laughs and upvotes it to the top because that is such a funny post.

[AvocadoTomato]

@Gamiac Midnight Club LA came out about 3 years ago.

[Gamiac]

@AvocadoTomato I got it a while ago, but just actually started playing through it because of the video. I guess I'm just a bit spoiled with series like CoD and Battlefield that get something new like every year. :P

[AvocadoTomato]

@Gamiac Dude, play it NOW. Lol.

[Gamiac]

@AvocadoTomato I am. Bikes are OP with Agro. LOL UR A BUS??? NIGGA IM FUKEN MARIO CHECK MY STAR POWA BITCH

[MrGerbilGoof]

Right when the ship was going to crash into an asteroid...

[Esoto826]

That poor black guy was thrown to the wolves with that dialogue.

[Vheeri]

@Esoto826 My hat goes off to you sir. I was just about to say the same thing.

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

here comes cracked!

[jimmy3dartist]

Only MOCAP studio in the state of MN. Yeah, it's the schnizzel!

@oscarmaris - your comments are from an uneducated stand point. research before you post, so you actually know what you're talking about.

[avalanchesounds]

I am attending the Recording and Production program. At least you should take a tour where you have a chance to talk to students there.....

[OscarMaris]

It's a joke, just like every video game course you can find.

[MadisonMedia]

@OscarMaris - So you  have attended their program? Shouldn't make comments, unless you have actually attended or checked out the school.

[OscarMaris]

@MadisonMedia Their program? Don't you mean "OUR" program? You have the exact same logo as them. You're all part of a for-profit "school" that is focused on graduating people, not helping them find jobs.