Status | Chevy Cruze | Super Bowl Ads

[BrookeButler101]

I love this <3

[pedro2836986]

Who Dislike's a Phukkin' car Commerial ? Dum ass's these Days

[kittyangelz805]

He looks just like Lee DeWyze!

[LukeSmithVEVO]

Car: Good evening. What would you like to do?

Guy: Facebook news feed.

Car: First Post -- Jennifer French: Worst Guy i ever Dated He smells like Butt...... Guy: Runs OFF into a ditch and Dies.............. Car: sorry wrong status error

[LukeSmithVEVO]

why is every one hating on this.....Hello its the future people get used to it!

[thawhiteazn]

What a lame commercial. I think I'm gonna go curl up in a ball and try to get past the lameness

[FisheeFeedBaQ]

buzz lightyear supports this message. listen closely

[Gr33nAv3ng3r]

you could always...just, um you kno pull the f*ck over! lmfao

[GuitarKat93]

Awwwwwwww.......:)

[notrllyamoviejunkie]

As much as I adore this, and think the concept and intention is sweet and well-meant, if we're entirely realistic here, I would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork than listen to some of the abominably asinine status updates on my Facebook newsfeed through my car. Even if it was in Morgan Freeman or Jeremy Irons' voice. It's intolerable and a little impractical. And probably not safe.

[gocuse23]

this commercial is SOOOO weak

[firefliemidnight]

this is amazing cause my actual name is jen french :) thumbs up if you think this is amazing

[pharmachemist]

@firefliemidnight And do you, or do you not have a cold sore?

[firefliemidnight]

@pharmachemist sorry i cant say i do, i also cant say i made a million of shooting this ridiculous commercial

[pharmachemist]

@firefliemidnight Yeah, it is ridiculous, isn't it. I think this marketing strategy will soon go the way of the Pet Rock or the Brockabrella. If you haven't heard of those, then I've reinforced the point even more.

[firefliemidnight]

@pharmachemist unfortunately ive heard of both, and your probably right, scientist may claim to have miss calculated the end of the world but if this is whats to come, then please, end it now

[Gottasuckit]

This commercial is a good representation of what our Amercian culture is...FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK, go to hell Mark Zuckerberg

[marissolguerra]

I would marry this car and name it Dustin.

[chimpspanner]

There is literally no reason I would need to know anything about/on/in/to do with Facebook while driving. Ever. The only thing that'd make this more useless is if it read MySpace comments to you as well. "Check out my band - hey bro check out my band - listen to my band - bro my band is sick!"

[shadowbender117]

Dawwww he is ridiculously cute!

[PINK4G88]

LOL THIS HAS TO BE FOR A FACEBOOK FANATIC BECUZ FB IS NOT THAT SERIOUS TO LISTEN OR BE ON WHILE DRIVING LOL

[hamzah4711]

love the car, the feature, not so much...

[JMaldonado64]

Stupid ad. I predict people buying this car will have 300% more probability of accidents while driving.

[spoofcommercials]

check out the spoof of this on my spoofcommercials channel

[LedZepfan122]

Fuck everything about this....

[gpe41]

The all new Chevy Cruze. A new innovation to stalking.

[SnoopyForPresident]

Damn. I should have held off on that MySpace version.

[Leiiilah]

this is mark zuckerberg's world, we're just living in it~

[erppre]

I own his jacket.

[derdfike]

that's so damned GAY.

[dxroadduke]

Crash!

[Slacker887]

wtf?

[ThePurdude]

The all new Chevy Cruze, facebook stalking just got easier...

[DeinosMee]

LOL that was gay!

[nintendomaster24]

THIS is the future of humanity. Brace yourselves everyone

[ApemanMonkey]

Don't they mean the Daewoo Cruze?

[leocdc7]

That's absolutly dumb!! LOL

[docstruthers]

dumbest garbage i've ever seen in a car besides a chevy engine itself.

[EricVideoPlace]

is this serious?... Some sort of joke? OMG I think it is serious! Wow, I want to go back to the 80's!! What's even worse is Zuckerberg and co making 24 billion dollars for a rip-off site like FaceBook. Man,,,society is crazy ..way crazy and big deal about facebook... you pst messages to your friends and show pictures...big fuckin deal! 24 billion dollars ?? really?

Jeezus, screw facebook...a friggin movie about it?.... OMG I want to go back to the 80's...screw this shit.

[leocdc7]

@EricVideoPlace However the movie is a masterpiece of filmaking :D

[bl0nker]

Cruze: What would you like to do?

Guy: Facebook news feed

Cruze: No new posts.

Guy: *FOREVER ALONE*

[LauraLee17]

Who is that guy?? He is so cute.

[NightStrider23]

@pharmachemist LMAO...hahahahahhaha

[pharmachemist]

Car: Good evening. What would you like to do?

Guy: Facebook news feed.

Car: First Post -- Jennifer French: I think I have a cold sore.

...

Guy: Great! Now I've got herpes!

Car: I told you she looked a little skanky.

Voiceover: The all-new Chevy Cruze with patented Wingman technology. Next time, you'll listen, won't you?

[rkjpsn]

@pharmachemist if i could give you two thumbs up, i would.

[supercyc10]

@pharmachemist see, now that's a car i would buy

just like ghost rider

[pharmachemist]

@supercyc10 Do you mean 'Knight Rider'?

watch?v=wn3-O17f4tg

[supercyc10]

@pharmachemist yes, yes i did...my bad

[pharmachemist]

@supercyc10 In that case, I agree. :-)

[Gottasuckit]

@pharmachemist Awesomeness at its best.

[pharmachemist]

@Gottasuckit tx... :-)

[koucha90]

lol..?

[Alillan]

Car "What would you like to do?"

Man "Facebook news feed..."

Car "Jennifer French: brushing my teeth"

Man "......"

[Medai210]

What about if she said "OMG, What a jerk" instead?

[SmapAttack]

How about a car that has an uncomplicated wi-fi system instead for those long car rides. Who wants this shit?

[Zodanian]

Ohmygod. I know tat dude fro something, but I can't figure out where and its bugging the crap out of me.

[TheGrove101]

but..but..but Facebook is on like every mobile phone

[darthnozo]

IS THAT OLAN ROGERS!!????!!?!?!?!

[Nustradam]

Couldn't the guy stop on the side for a sec and check his iPhone? :P

[RocksOff1039]

why is this guy already friends? I think he's been creeping before the date

[CSSBentsen]

The wierdest thing isen't that he got Facebook in the car.

It's that she was so fast with that update!

[taekwondoboy23]

i wonder...what would it sound like if it was a gibberish update...or just a link to a video?

[Indianmalujl]

Facebook status update: Your gf is single.

CRASH.

[iiTudy]

@Indianmalujl hahahahahahah

[Indianmalujl]

@iiTudy tee hee d(^-^)b

[Zeas44]

Ummmm I think that was Lee Dewyze

[Crimmyblues]

 E-stalking, now available in your car.

[jimkuz0]

Totally my fave ad of the superbowl - luv the way the girl initiated the kiss - the expressions on the guys face

[roquemocan]

Why is the robot voice "sexy" and emphasize Best . Date . Ever like a human? Are we that far along in technology?

[procam08]

Look at the real reasons Chevrolet / GM is marketing Facebook...

1. Facebook - Goldman Sachs Buys Facebook Stake. Does the $50 billion valuation by the bank signal a boom or bust?

2. Jul 24, 2010 ... Goldman Sachs received a $12.9 billion payout from the government's bailout -Hey, where did they spend the money ?

450 million into Facebook can you say Ultimate Douchebags

3. Jan 13, 2011 ... The U.S. government is unlikely to recover its entire $50 billion investment in GM, in part because

[pincle620]

watching a video clip in class when this commercial comes on...my reaction? "What the Hell!? Who actually NEEDS this?" *blank stares* "oh right...not the point of class" ><

[SetsunaMayura]

My name. Awkward..xD

[exactomacto]

Haha, Facebook stalker...

[did]

This is ridiculous. Not in a good way either. This is just sad.

[paintballdude532]

Stupid.

[MidnightMarrow]

Lol the people who care that much about shitty facebook already use it on their phones... =/ As far as safety goes @romeel2 its better than texting that most people seem to do aswell... one button voice activated hah but either way its all stupid .

[romeel2]

I think it's ironic that OnStar is the one providing this service... and they're all about road safety...

[OnThe23rd]

@romeel2

More crashes, more buisness

[johnchapterseventeen]

fakebook was already lame, now it's super mega mega stratospheric turbo lame... 'when your ego juse can't wait'..

[yellowfellow]

*what would you like to do?

*facebook newsfeed

*no new posts

the all-new chevy cruz with realtime facebook status updates

when you want to be reminded that no one posts on your facebook

[brothervoodoo97]

look at what this world has become!!! this is insanity

[heyitsmelrose]

mark zuckerberg rules the world.

[Tranceplant82]

Facebook updates in your car? That's incredibly idiotic. You really have to be a NO LIFE to check that all the freakin' time! GET A LIFE!

[omgelesa]

dumbest shit ever

[gr1m4ce]

124 people had horrible first dates

no but really? Chevy fail

[KravenLupei]

ಠ_ಠ

[utgfilms]

Cuz you're going to want to browse Facebook all by voice...

[DarkDesert23]

It would have been the best first date ever, if he had a "coffee" with her instead of a kiss.

[Ulrich2500izme]

Fucking terrible.

Keep on being awesome, USA.

[Rgvfan12]

this guy looks like a mix between jeremy renner and lee dwyze

[shyaznboy]

Chevy runs deep.....deep in the hole -____-

[bmlom72]

where is the piano music from?

[PhobosvBi]

Anybody who chooses a car based on facebook integration deserves to get in a wreck.

[Alienwaranation]

Was I the only that smiled at "Chevy Runs Deep" :D

[cedstover]

great for stalkers! lol

[BizarreHappenings]

they couldn't have made this guy look more pathetic.

[reali23]

This is gonna cause a lot of accidents

[jcdshb3]

Dumb....

@DrWeird- Howard Stern is a LOSER and the bigger losers are the nutriders who listen to him.

[DrWeird74]

@jcdshb3 Probably another Howard Stern hater...Stern Rules....BabaBooey!

[westcoastwithit]

Whats more dumb is that the girl updated her status b4 this guy could even check his.. LOL

[DrWeird74]

Look what the Howard Stern had to say about this ad, "Howard laughed at Facebook’s most recent attempt at relevance--a Super Bowl commercial for a car that can update your Facebook status--was laughable: “That sounds like it has more crash potential than DUIs. You don’t want to miss a message from a guy who knew you in 5th grade! And the girl who wouldn’t bang you in high school.”

[Illmatic662]

The Fu.....

That was the girls first date? How old is she......o_0

[binkmagician]

Wow...and to think people will actually buy this...

[sweetasapie07]

NO OFFENSE...no matter how shiney new and redesigned the chevy is...face it Chevys are peace of crap!~

The dude is s loser..

stupid commercial

lol

[elmismo1966]

didn't suck till fakespook was mentioned. fail.

[bronc30td]

Dear Chevy,

As one of the taxpayers that loaned you about a hundred billion dollars. My vote is for spending less money on facebook status, more money on making not shitty cars.

[robertlazar]

Car: Good evening, what would you like to do?

Driver: Facebook news feed

Car: First post- Jennifer French: "That dinner was horrible, I have diarrhea."

[KateMura]

The voice of Mary Mac as On Star is definitely the star.

[formerutuber]

lame

[Jonfonya]

Is this a PSA warning against the zombie-like side effects of Castration or being how lame it is to date prudish girls?

[bob201082]

car: what would you like to do

me: facebook new feed

car: no new post.......loser

me: =(

[stewchizzle]

If you can't "make it through your day" without getting your "facebook status" from your automobile, then you're a lifeless, soulless douchebag. This is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen.

[Jarhead1407]

@stewchizzle i didn't seen any homosexual activity in this?

[stewchizzle]

@Jarhead1407 A blind man can see the upper brasses from Chevy and facebook, as well as the narrator of this commercial's dicks firmly entrenched in this guy's ass.

[ChrisSniped]

@SleepingJewsLie Eric...?

[ChrisSniped]

Another easier way to stalk people via Facebook!

[podmill12]

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[J88Wolf]

@SleepingJewsLie I'm curious... What's it like living in a Fantasy World?

[googoojohn]

the people who barely use facebook anymore that some people are saying on here...is basically just cuz you don't have many friends to look on your facebook

[SHMACKful]

Oh my god FaceBook is taking over the world!!!! First your computer, then your phone, and now your CAR!!!!!

[Tregen300]

Why does he sound like he's about to cry?

[Poppleganger]

@Tregen300 he needs validation from facebook so he won't kill her and then himself

[Tregen300]

@Poppleganger Hahahahaha

[ThreeCatsScratching]

FaceBook Notification: date had smallest penis...ever

[RUSALOSHKA]

well what if people still have a myspace?!

[usualsuspect1]

why the fuck would you want facebook in your car?

[fmilktoast]

@usualsuspect1 right on. this is fucking retarded.

[xXjerkXx1]

and there wondering why crash rates are increasing thats dumb if you cant wait to go home and get on your facebook then you got issues

[nintha1]

so like does what if the first post is a bunch of curse words and ebonics? LOL that will be hilarious

[Eaglestrike117]

Is this guy from American Pie?

[mbardis22]

@Eaglestrike117 yeah, I thought he looked like Eddie Kaye Thomas.

[spaceylover]

i think it's cute, but have to laugh at the farmville notification and stalking thing. i mean u have to really think about how plugged in do we really wanna b?

[rickster1211]

horribile.

[billasabajano]

he looks like a sketchier lee dewyze

[bsartist]

I'm really getting fucking sick of facebook in general.

[KzMOS]

Way to make things more creepier Chevy.

[joseph732]

Nice Video

[MrTangent]

@C26000 Retarded post from a retard.

[C26000]

Retarded guy, retarded girl, retarded comercial, retarded idea

[FranckBeck]

OMFG Its this real life?

[CBlakeDavis]

Does anybody know the name of the song in this ad?

[U2fourever]

Like my comment if you think that Facebook is TAKING OVER. Nobody needs Facebook freaking status updates in their CAR. Can't we all just be a LITTLE patient?! I mean really. This is the kind of thing that ruins the world. Technology is turning us into a population that is never satisfied. And I think that's just sad.

[DQMJ]

awwwwwww

[Raul4HH]

I will add to Favorites this video just for the lulz comments

[jsmnl1]

laaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeee­eeeee

[chinareds54]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable parody where the guy gets facebook poked with like a hand coming out of the mirror and then he crashes...

[nesnajk]

thats the STUPIDEST idea!!!

[Cutiepie22031]

I love this!

[MewAkari13]

I thought this one was really cute~

lawl, stalker car

[samisab786]

This would only be an important feature for a spy...

...

[chanster06]

If Chevrolet used bailout money to develop this feature, then the taxpayers are really getting ripped off!!!!

[flipevent]

..... STATUS UPDATES? IN A CAR?

REALLY? >_>

[FlyingGold]

waiting for family guy to do a parody.... still waiting,..

[trolltacular1]

While driving with Jennifer French:

"Facebook message from Shelly Dawson- 'Wow, you were such a good fuck last night!"

[alanshanelewis]

no wrong .... wrong chevy this is not the way to go

[GameBenchers]

"Facebook: News Feed- ............No friends."

[Red1Threads]

Don't text and drive!

But facebooking and driving is fine.

[VicaCOBHC]

@Red1Threads hahahaha

[sjark5000]

@Red1Threads don't know if you noticed, but it is voice activated and it reads the messages to you, so you never have to take your eyes of the road!

That is way safer than text while driving is

[kyndluv24]

that is stupidest upgrade, i've ever seen/heard. any idiot that would buy a car for that deserves all their money taken from them and beaten. really!? you're pathetic and self involved.

[diabeticdoode]

That's brilliant! Kudos, Chevy.

[Paintballrulzzzzz]

Another thiing to get you into car crashes.... cool looking car though.

[Obelix6]

I like the car but what a ridiculous feature.. because you need facebook distracting you in your car as well!

Surely the time and money used on this feature could have been better used on some improvement. How about working on reliability American car manufacturers?? You'd be amazed what a good reputation can do for sales.

[jasmineblackable]

oh god..really!!:/

[kxmode]

A Faceless Corporation is trying to make EVERYONE faceless!

[frostyh81]

Hahaha, I wonder who thought of this. It really isn't a strong point to get status updates. But it's pretty cool.

[rambozo8]

wow, really? terrible

[DubiousKing]

Yeah... This makes me NOT want to buy the car. Facebook's annoying enough as it is, I don't need to know about it when I'm not even at my computer.