Sean Connery Plays Modern Warfare 2 (Call of Duty: MW2 Machinima)

[whyCubey]

This is pure shite!

[DaddyBigNutz01]

The best part is that its nothing but mom jokes. Yet Sean Connery would say every word!!

[Niludjenkins]

I'd Love to mee thtis guy in a game

[sting1056ify]

philip96DK aint that the truth

[philip96DK]

Was'nt Sean Connery the first James Bond acter?

[sting1056ify]

I PLAY FOOTBALL Get at me GET AT ME

[philip96DK]

@sting1056ify Only a person who thinks playing football is rough, would say sometihng like thatXD

[cooldarren97]

I LOVE JESUS!

[3fial]

It was at that moment i realised i was wasting my life watching bad youtube videos

[Mariolover24]

Ugh, this is possibly one of the worst impressions I've heard in a while.

[zippoduh13]

i have this guy on my friends list!!!

[RaptureMan2k10]

wats the diferrence between you and mallard with a cold, ones a sick duck, i cant remeber how its ends but your mothers a whore

[wheatorwhite]

Trying to find @VelocityTutorials 's comment......

[Spartantag676]

448 people just found out that Sean Connery is their moms pimp.

[40Pacino]

How does that guy not know who Sean Connery is?

[pieofpeace12]

oh fucks sake a holicopter

[A7XGroupie767]

He uses that Did you have a date last night joke in all of his videos. Still funny every time :P

[Robodav64]

lol, I was playing MW3 the other day and this guy had a sniper. He kept on trying to kill me but he was quickscoping. That's all he did to try to get me was quickscope! XD He still got me...

[Mauler85]

I PLAY FOOTBALL!!!! XD I broke the captains fucking jaw that doesn't mean shit!

[digger96ftw]

i dont remeber how it gos but your mothers a whore

[ZaneTruesdale007]

ROFL



[curioscurator]

447 people got pwned by sean connery

[lizardcat11]

I typed in dinosaurs in space. Why did this come up?

[DictionaryDylan]

@lizardcat11 Because Connery is as awesome as Dinosaurs in Space.

[Falah1qtr]

..... this is boarding

[postle4]

@Falah1qtr do you mean "boring"? just like your mother last night, hahaha!

[Falah1qtr]

@postle4 i think im wrong i think its not boarding just like my mother last night hahaha =)

[Falah1qtr]

..... this is borading

[ShitFest91]

iLuv The Vaqina LOL

[samsung54369]

funny,that is all

[MrCheese737]

black ops one is better :D

[Nogoalov02]

@MrCheese737 you fail

[MrCheese737]

@Nogoalov02 i'm just sayin shaun connery plays black ops is better. im not on about the game. mw2 is better than black ops!

[Nogoalov02]

@MrCheese737 in that case you only half fail for not being clear in your first comment

[XJakglitcherX]

@Nogoalov02 he made his comment clear enough

[monkeyfist221]

i never tried hard with your mother it was easy!!! LOL

[niko123644]

HAHAHAHAHA more videos plz :D

[thekamotodragon]

69 thousand views..... your moms favorite # last night jr.

[curioscurator]

P.S. Recon Recon Recon!

[Hardyfan7857]

@curioscurator 69 like how your mother likes it trebek

[curioscurator]

thumbs up if you are the 66,669 viewer.

[ImThatRussianGuy]

im gay

[SuicideSilenceeee]

"one is a sick duck, i can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore." LOOL

[chrismillkysdd]

I did your Mother

HA HA

jokes on you, you did my mom

[Bluetiger10blackops]

pls com to the ps3 :D

[captainjjb84]

What the Difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One' a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends but you mother's a whore!

Hahaha

I can picture Sean Connery saying that.

[Darkdayzz]

@captainjjb84

Sean connery made that joke in one of his movies actually, not quite the same, but the same concept

[xViizen]

Get at me. GET AT ME. I PLAY FOOTBALL. GET AT ME. GET AT ME!!!!!!!

[evershadenpurple11]

WWWTTTTFFFF!!PEOPLE EVEN PAY FOR TEN PRESTIGE!!!!!!!!!WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!

[Scapemass]

400 dislikes are you jokeing?

[benedictalvarez]

@ThePwnerOfEpicNoobs ahaha i get it :D

[ImCampingHard]

I didn't find this funny, and I enjoy grief.

This was just to degrading for me to watch. 

[LemonatoR32]

JOONYAH

[TrololTroll]

I will play everyl day to meet this guy...

[SCORPAIN88isme]

Sean Connery u dumbass! lol

[KendoSF13]

"GET AT ME"

...

UR DOIN THE MEME WRONG

[hardypartyxbox360]

thumps up if you made it to press ''FINISH HIM!''

[TheMightyDahQ]

Celebrity jeopardy FTW!!!

[FalloutTactics92]

@26bengalsfan People who still find mum jokes funny need to grow up or get laid.

[1xgloopx6]

@FalloutTactics92 but saying it in a sean connery voice is fucking hillarious

[GamingMad247]

@FalloutTactics92 settle down junior, how bout i take you out for ice cream after im done with your mother

[FalloutTactics92]

@GamingMad247 Man how old are you like 10 years old

[GamingMad247]

@FalloutTactics92 is that honestly the best comeback youve got? wow...thats sad

[pharris9194]

suck it trebek, god darrel hammond you are a funny bunny

[FalloutTactics92]

I was told to visit this video for a laugh and all i get is mum jokes which went out of fashion years ago and cheap sex jokes that really arent funny.

[liverstoner]

i never tried hard with your mother, it was easy xD

[Jackcryder]

whats 135-66?, 69 your mums favourite number.

[kp6bbc]

how is rebecca black - friday related to this video at all??? WTF!?

[VertSk8er12]

recon recon recon recon

[NinjaMuzz]

This Guy seriously is not funny because of Two Facts. One he cannot do a good Scottish Accent and Two he constantly tells Sex Jokes which are what People tell when they cant have Sex. So this Guy is a complete Jerk off who cant tell proper Jokes without including Mother.

[Ben1987X]

@NinjaMuzz awesome isn't it

[Amazing2o2cheerio]

@NinjaMuzz Herp Derp

[Incubus941]

@NinjaMuzz It's not supposed to be taken so seriously .... besides, he's doing an accent of Sean Connery trying to do an English accent, which yes, is terrible.

[dude8971]

guess what my favorite number is junior

I don't know

69 which is exactly what I did to your mother last night HAHAHA

[PolArbezcukru]

Dragon from dragonheart?..... poor kids.

[MigueLedN22]

i want to say sorry for my rudeness... and i'm also sorry that you're such a fruit

LMFAO

[iExplictz]

LOLZ xD and my name is Connery : D

[eranboker]

you are great!!! verry funny. i pees in my pants

[gregsamuelarmstrong]

thats the only thing he can say

[jdogg0130x2k]

436 did not say recon

[IndianaJonesnutter]

do u hav a ps3 account

[MrDanielGermany]

This guys have no sense of humor.

[VelocityTutorials]

I have a joke for ya:

Knock knock.

whos there?

ME! The guy that slept with your mother last knight! LOL

[xTriXpGx]

@VelocityTutorials HAHAHA im laughin cause u used the wrong form of night

[randomonio]

@VelocityTutorials ahaha i laughed real good at that part.

[NorthEastRave]

@VelocityTutorials night*

[JIAGF]

@NorthEastRave NO He's The Last Knight 

[biggy531]

@NorthEastRave i think he is referring to one of his films

[outdatedinvalidname]

@NorthEastRave nite

[supershadnew]

@NorthEastRave its funny how he had 108 thumbs and u just did night* lol

[higgy1051]

@NorthEastRave night

[TheGunnerx23]

@VelocityTutorials night *

[EdvonSnitsel76]

@VelocityTutorials knight? lol

[Bassmasta79]

@VelocityTutorials ucf nerd

[KingKoodaz]

@VelocityTutorials Hah! Jokes on you! My mom has aids!

[spudnick3490]

@VelocityTutorials

*night

fucking retard...

[TheGeneralKiro]

@spudnick3490 Are you just like... Mentally impared? Its exactly what he said But with the * at the end You fucking Re-Re.

[kyle87t]

@VelocityTutorials

thumbs up for spelling lessons :)

[814834]

lol



[XxM3TA1H3ADxX]

Hahahahaha

[xB4LL50F5T33Lx]

Ahh...xbox live

[Spaceninja85]

Dragonheart!!!

[deadskullfkowner123]

LOL he already destroyed me at the first joke XD

[tigab37]

I thoroughly practice my young indiana jones voice every day in hopes to get in the same lobby as thus guy lol

[TheSirab1]

4:29 Epic Win! :D

[Ravingmasher]

Ugh, who cares if it wasn't a good impression. It's all about just having a laugh.

It's a thing called "Social Humour", if you don't have it your retarded.

[RoboRobDogg]

Everyone hear me out but plz plz plz spam CRIMS0NKANE

[CRIMS0NKANE]

@RoboRobDogg Umad? I think Umad. stop tryin to hop on my nuts bro

[HellHawkProductions]

@RoboRobDogg k, thatd be great for his series. ur basiclly sayng 'Everyone, send hate mail to CRIMS0NKANE so they can make a fool out of yourself on Youtube.'

[EvilGamer100]

You need to make a series of that guy cuz he's the best!

[Redsmall6]

Lololol

[Dragonitlas]

Recon recon recon lol

[nickpro11]

428 peoples mothers were fucked by Connery

[MrNinjaMidgets]

i was the 1,234th like =)

[yankeeshaw]

Does this guy think he sounds like Sean Connery?

That's pathetic...

[CRIMS0NKANE]

@yankeeshaw actually if you've seen Darrell Hammond's Connery impression on SNL its more like that. Umad?

[yankeeshaw]

@CRIMS0NKANE

If the guy was impersonating Hammond doing an impression of Connery, then fine.

If he was actually trying to do an impression of Connery, then he failed.

[CRIMS0NKANE]

thats what I was doing lol thats the best SNL skit ever

[yankeeshaw]

@CRIMS0NKANE

Oh right. In that case - well done.

[techbeast34]

When Chuck Norris plays Video Games, you will need to get a new game console, as he will round-house kick it.

[caaam45]

Trebek

[TheGhilliSniper]

lol "i play football"

[SuperDarkman11]

TREBEK!

[ultrasasuke2]

If you didn't get the Trebek quote... Wow.

[K3nnyg22]

try hard was the best part

[choochooherecomes]

Bad impression, but it was hilarious the laugh after every joke he made was funny.

[J3T5TR34M]

how did i know itd be you crimson... x)

[bigsteamfan]

"What about you stop making videos about trying hard to impersonate a famous actor, laddy ? We all know you suck real hard at it, Trebek" !!

[1994GamingMachine]

This looks like a wannabe kevin video imo.

[SuperTrevor77]

If u want to join a mw2 sniping clan on the ps3 watch my vid.

[hoihoihoihoihoi5x]

he luaghs at his own jokes stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shamdy56]

@hoihoihoihoihoi5x he laughs that  way to annoy them

[TheNadimullah1996]

ok,,

[guilmon981]

iluv the vagina......Must be 10 yrs old ey....

[reachfanatic1234]

so pretty much he goes on random gamelobbies and makes fun of insecure children......when can I be in those videos

[mikeshakalaka]

haha these kids dont get the trebek jokes.

[MoralidadMty]

@mikeshakalaka the good old days of comedy, I actually thought it was a soundboard as some of the jokes were from the SNL sketches, but I loved it when he actually was talking to the kids and he can really drop some heavy jokes on the kids, gotta love the mallard with the cold joke.

[monktryface]

@mikeshakalaka prolly sure u dont even know ahahahha

[mikeshakalaka]

@monktryface Celebrity Jeopardy! was a recurring sketch on Saturday Night Live between 1996 and 2002, the years when Will Ferrell was a cast member. It parodies celebrity episodes of the television game show Jeopardy! in which celebrities compete and the game's level of difficulty is significantly reduced. Fourteen sketches aired between December 1996 and May 2009, two sketches per season from 1996 to 2002, and one each in 2005 and 2009 when Ferrell returned to the show as host as Alex Trebek.

[monktryface]

@mikeshakalaka pro copy paste rofl

[MrRichardo23]

@mikeshakalaka Celberity jeoperdy...yeah I get it.

[iKillzm]

@mikeshakalaka Celebrity jepordy ftw :D

[transformerdude4251]

@mikeshakalaka 69 likes..... just saying

[GundamGuy10]

@mikeshakalaka Congrats, you now have 69 thumbs up! Just like what I was doing to your mother last night!

[dakiller1508]

wtf with the "trebek" shit after every "fucked your mom" joke?

[glicher100]

wow that was fucking terrible wtf is this trebek shit?

[117johnpar]

hay thats just your impresion of sean connery. ha ha good one!!!

[lpbug]

recon recon recon

[FATJESUS316]

thats what i call round win bitches yea

[SundehHD]

Trebek!

[phxsunsfanST]

This Is too funny!!!

[xBlackopsLegend]

@shakenmikeg14 r u being serious lol did you not see the video? could u not take a joke? damn

[shakenmikeg14]

@xBlackopsLegend are you? XD its a joke! we cool?

[Ravingmasher]

This was so bad it was funny.

[NEONZOMBIEGREEN]

Could we get a line that didn't end in a mother joke -.- these videos just get worse & worse

[YProphetY]

isn't darrell hammond the guy who did the impersonation on SNL just noticed the trebek references

[MegaAlex103]

Recon Recon LOL

[CrabyAtomMan]

I PLAY FOOTBALL

[dgtheman1232]

I remember watching this a while ago on their channel. Still as funny as ever.

[MrFosters16]

Fucking funny

[zombiesniper3]

Thats the best video ive ever heard and seen plz make more and fave

[Paleed123]

@RAG3asaurusR3X isuppose so

[andrewdgt]

SOUND QUALITY DAMAGING EARS

[woodsy542]

"I play football!"

Your mother played with my balls while I put my foot in her ass!"

Where was that!?!?!? D:

[rutgerme]

tip: if someone says yeah just fucked up your mum last night... there is two awesome things to say:

1: erhm... yuck? how gross are you? have you seen her face? ;o

2: oh thanks sooo much, gosh she haven't got anything for soo long!

[BulletOwnzU]

@rutgerme Don't give anymore tips. they suck

[rutgerme]

@BulletOwnzU not as much as ur mom blew me yesterday night

[BulletOwnzU]

@rutgerme typical insult. Give me a better one, maybe about how you have such a huge dick and how mine is so small.

[rutgerme]

@BulletOwnzU tahah stop giving me tips. they suck.

[BulletOwnzU]

@rutgerme Too bad my tips are much better than yours.